On Earth, the Immediate Murder Professionals were about done killing off a very fat mob boss in Sicily. Blitzo, Loona, Moxxie, Millie, and Vortex were hiding behind large wooden tables for cover against the last wave of armed thugs in the boss' security force. One had his throat slit by Moxxie with his knife, and another was split in half by Millie and her signature ax.
two more goons had their heads ripped off by Vortex like a dog ripping the heads of his stuffed chew toys. The spines were still attached to their heads, and he threw them a couple of more goons like a pair of basketballs.
Loona, being a bad-tempered being that she was, began clawing about seven guards who were disarmed and mauling them to pieces that their own mothers wouldn't recognize them anymore. Of course she also used her mouth to rip the faces, and make them look hideous beyond comprehension.
For that. Loona had to the most terrifying spectacle of all for these mob brutes.
At last, the final wave of the group these mobsters were dealt with and it was clear for the I.M.P team to kill this mob boss, who was hiding in his own office as his last safe haven, along with at least ten of his security guards protecting him from harm's way.
"I got this, sir." Said Millie before planting a pipe bomb on the ridiculously large double doors. "Fire in the hole!"
It took about five seconds but the door was blown to smithereens after the bomb went off.
The whole team rushed inside the office and they were met with gunfire from resisting forces. There was the fatass monster behind two of his coworkers as human shields, and he even pushed them towards the group so he could run away, but Moxxie pulled out one of his revolvers to shoot at his right leg and crash into a file cabinet.
With one last effort to try and save his sleazy, money-grabbing hide, the mob boss pulled out a Desert Eagle to try and shoot them, but he felt a bullet in his wrist after firing at least ten times with his own pistol.
"Nice try, fuck-face" said Blitzo. "But you'll have to be much quicker than that. All you had to do was lay off the cheese pizza and go to the gym in your life."
"Looks like it's the end of the line for you, Don Mozzarella." Vortex cracked his knuckles.
"No, please! Wait!" Said Mozzarella. "Have mercy on-me! Think-a my children!"
"You don't have any fucking children." Loona sneered
"Well... someday I might." Said Mozzarella. "If you all let me live. I'll even pay you a large sum-a money."
"Our client has more money than you do." Moxxie pointed his gun at the fat human.
"Look, who even paid you to kill me?" Asked Mozzarella.
"None of your goddamn business, pizza fucker." Millie said.
Any last words before we take you out?" Asked Moxxie
"Yes. May you all burn in Hell for killing a successful mob Boss!"
"heh, where do you think we all come from, fuckwad?" Blitzo sneered. "Tex, care to do the honors, big guy?"
"Got it, B." The disguised male hellhound slowly ripped the flesh off the evil mob boss and the sounds of his screaming were heard in the room, and Tex' demon cohorts were smiling as he was slowly finishing him off. The next thing Tex did was slowly pull Mozzarella's eyes out with a sharp knife, making him scream some more
"Mama Mia!" Mozzarella screamed at the top of his lungs. Alas, his pain was only beginning. Loona had the honor of shooting at the mob boss' groin with a revolver and Millie cutting the fat mob boss in half like an apple, with the help of Moxxie since they are meant for each other.
With that, another job well done for the Immediate Murder Professionals, and they were gonna get their pay from their client. Of course, they had to clean up the mess so there wouldn't be any human witnesses and that the Sicilian police wouldn't find the corpse.
"Shit, he really does smell like cheese." Said Tex. "Rotten moldy cheese"
"Ugh, more like a dead skunk smothered in moldy cheese." Loona covered her nose. "Sooner we get rid of this sleazy fuck, the sooner we can get the fuck out of here."
"That's my girl." Blitzo proudly said to his adopted daughter.
"Barbie," said Cody with a sad sigh, "I understand if you have to go, but just remember what I said about trying to make up with Blitzo."
"Like I mentioned, I won't be doing it for Blitzo," she said his name in a bitter tone of voice, implying that she still hates him a little. "I will at least do it for mom."
Cody smiled. "Good."
"Well I might as well get goin and tell the prince that I didn't hurt you or anything." She got off the bench to tell Stolas and his daughter that she will be going on her merry way, a portal opened on the left side of the garden and it revealed to Blitzo and the gang.
"We're back!" Blitzo sang.
"Cody, there you are." Loona walked up to him. "What are you doing in the bench?"
"Just had a talk with Barbie." The boy said
"Oh that sounds- Barbie?!" Loona said in shock from a change of demeanor.
"Barbie?!" Blitzo exclaimed, sounding just as surprised as the female hellhound before running inside. "Barbie!" He found her about to walk out the front door.
"Wha-Blitzo?!" Barbie screeched.
"What the fuck are you even doing here!?"
"Uh I can ask you the same, Blitzo." Barbie crossed her arms once again.
"Just on... official business with Stolas." The male imp lied. "Now you answer my question!"
"None of your fucking business!"
"Did you hurt Cody?!" Loona barged in.
"Fuck no! Why would I even do that?"
"Ok, Ok, everyone quiet!" Stolas said. "Do not make me start breaking skulls open!"
"Look Barb, we're getting off in the wrong foot I just want to talk to you. And I didn't kill-"
"I know you didn't kill mom!" Barbie blurted. "I just met her a little while ago." She sounded more calm now.