(Beavis and Butt-Head are sitting on the couch, watching TV)
BEAVIS: (excitedly) Huh-huh, yeah! Nick Cannon's taking over Alcatraz!
BUTT-HEAD: (snickering) Yeah, like he's gonna make the prison cells look like his ego... huge and empty!
NICK CANNON: (on TV) Welcome to the Nick Cannon Show! Today, I'm taking over Alcatraz!
BEAVIS: (laughing) Huh-huh, yeah! He's gonna make the inmates wear "Team Nick" jerseys!
BUTT-HEAD: (snickering) Yeah, and the prison food's gonna get a gourmet makeover... with a side of Nick's narcissism!
NICK CANNON: (on TV) First, I'm gonna give a tour... of my favorite prison cells... the ones with the best views of the Bay Bridge!
BEAVIS: (excitedly) Huh-huh, yeah! Prison tour!
BUTT-HEAD: (snickering) Yeah, and then he's gonna try to break the record for most selfies taken in solitary confinement!
NICK CANNON: (on TV) And then, I'm gonna host a talent show... where the inmates can show off their skills... as long as they're related to me!
BEAVIS: (laughing) Huh-huh, yeah! Nick's Got Talent... in his dreams!
BUTT-HEAD: (snickering) Yeah, and then he's gonna get locked in the prison and think it's part of the show!
(The scene ends with Beavis and Butt-Head laughing and making fun of Nick Cannon's antics)
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BEAVIS: (laughing) Huh-huh, yeah! That was the best takeover ever!
BUTT-HEAD: (snickering) Yeah, Nick Cannon's so out of control!
BEAVIS: (excitedly) Huh-huh, yeah! Let's watch him take over the Golden Gate Bridge!
BUTT-HEAD: (laughing) Yeah, maybe he'll try to paint it gold... to match his chains!
(The scene ends with Beavis and Butt-Head laughing and waiting for the next episode)
FADE TO BLACK.
(Beavis and Butt-Head are sitting on the couch, watching TV)
BEAVIS: (excitedly) Huh-huh, yeah! Nick Cannon's taking over brain surgery!
BUTT-HEAD: (snickering) Yeah, like he's gonna operate on people's egos... starting with his own!
NICK CANNON: (on TV) Welcome to the Nick Cannon Show! Today, I'm taking over brain surgery!
BEAVIS: (laughing) Huh-huh, yeah! He's gonna make the surgeons wear "Team Nick" scrubs!
BUTT-HEAD: (snickering) Yeah, and the patients are gonna get a side of Nick's narcissism... with their anesthesia!
NICK CANNON: (on TV) First, I'm gonna perform a procedure... to remove people's ability to criticize me!
BEAVIS: (excitedly) Huh-huh, yeah! Ego-ectomy!
BUTT-HEAD: (snickering) Yeah, and then he's gonna try to implant his own thoughts... into people's brains!
NICK CANNON: (on TV) And then, I'm gonna invent a new surgical tool... the "Cannon-izer"!
BEAVIS: (laughing) Huh-huh, yeah! Cannon-izer... sounds like a hairpiece!
BUTT-HEAD: (snickering) Yeah, and then he's gonna get sued for malpractice... and try to pay off the lawsuits with his CDs!
(The scene ends with Beavis and Butt-Head laughing and making fun of Nick Cannon's antics)
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BEAVIS: (laughing) Huh-huh, yeah! That was the best takeover ever!
BUTT-HEAD: (snickering) Yeah, Nick Cannon's so clueless!
BEAVIS: (excitedly) Huh-huh, yeah! Let's watch him take over the Tesla factory!
BUTT-HEAD: (laughing) Yeah, maybe he'll try to make a car that runs on ego!
(The scene ends with Beavis and Butt-Head laughing and waiting for the next episode)
FADE TO BLACK.