This has always been an ambition of mine to do a fic like this and i'm finally doing it, also Ezekiel Is not in this by the way.
Oh Canada. The most wonderful place in the world. To some people but not him "I've been waiting almost an hour and that the boat is not here!"
Clenching the handle of his blue duffle bag, he started to get annoyed "why did I agree to do this."
Naruto was about to walk away, but then he heard the engine of the boat "finally!"
Tossing the duffel bag, he jumped into the boat which took off the moment he got in. "Hey, what was the name of this place I'm going to again?"
"I don't know anything but i heard its
a 5-star hotel."
"5 star in the middle of nowhere huh strange."
The ride was pretty much alright to say the least he noticed a camera crew and by the head count twenty-one other people were there.
Including a man with neck length black hair, a short sleeve dark green button down over a white long sleeve. And gray cargo pants. Plus, dark green shoes.
When it got closer, Naruto stepped off the boat and was greeted by him.
"Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa!"
Naruto took a quick look at the island "can't lie, it looks pretty cool, especially that cliff right there."
Hearing a girl scoff he turned to them "something the matter?"
The girl with black hair, a sleeveless red tank top and green cargo shorts answered, "it's just someone like you here, will make this more of a breeze for me." She said,
"Oh really?!" Naruto put his duffle bag with the rest "I know for a fact that someone in what? platforms? Isn't talking hell, you look the least athletic here behind tits McGee and lardass over there."
"Is he talking about us?" A blonde with a blue bandana that kept her hair in. Said to the large man that was next to her, to which he facepalmed.
"All right, everyone on the dock, we need this for the promo." Chris pulled a camera and jumped to the front of the boat.
They made their way and got to the end of the dock and got into positions. "Okay everybody say Wawanakwa!"
"Wawank-"
"Oh wait, the lens cap was on! Let's try that again. Say Wawanakwa."
"Wawanakwa!"
"Aw shit the SD card is full, hold up."
"Come on now my face is starting to freeze." An irritated girl said, "Yeah I don't think I can hold my arm up any longer!" A boy with a red track suit said
"Alright! Three, two, aw wait there's some glare."
"Take the damn photo already!" The guy with a small green Mohawk shouted, "Alright jeez." Chris said.
Naruto looked down and saw the wood starting to go down due to the weight "son of a." He didn't finish as they were now drenched in water.
"Hahaha alright people go dry off and meet me at the bonfire." Telling them as he walked on the sand.
Swimming to shore, Naruto twisted one end of his shirt "man and I just got this as well."
"Calm down, I'm sure it's going to be okay." A blonde female told him
Naruto shook his head "easy for you to say, you have a small jacket, meanwhile I got my Foo Fighters shirt, I would've brought my N.W.A shirt but that shrunk in the dryer."
She just laughed, "I'm Bridgette." Extending her hand, Naruto accepted it "Naruto pleasure to meet you."
"Same to you, Naruto."
Hearing the echo of a megaphone both quickly covered their ears. "Okay break time is over!"
"Someone sure is ready."
"Well, it's probably because the first episode is always broadcasted live, while the rest are taped."
"Huh I thought it was always episode one live and so on like a pattern ya know." Bridgette said.
"Who knows, let's just get going." He told her, heading to where the campfire pit was and sat down on what looked to be a stump.
"Wow, you guys sure did dry off fast hahe" He laughed but realized he was getting sidetracked. "Anyway, this Is Camp Wawanakwa your home for the next few weeks, the people around you will be your bunkmates, competition, hell maybe even your friends!"
Clearing his throat he continued "now the camper that manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win 100,000 dollars!"
A young man raised his hand "yes Duncan!" Chris immediately responded, "what are the sleeping arrangements here because I'd like a bed under her" He said pointing to the girl in the red top from before "they're not co-ed are they?" She asked
"Great question Heather, the answer is no boys get one cabin and girls get the other, oh and before I forget boys there's rubber in the communal bathrooms just in case got it?" He said with a serious face. To which they nodded quickly.
"Now for the teams!" He pulled out a piece of paper that was folded into fours. "Now if you hear your name stand over there."
"Gwen, Owen, Trent, Leshawna, Heather, Lindsay, Justin, Izzy, Cody, Eva, and Katie! You will be the Screaming Gophers." Tossing a banner to them which was the color green, and had a Gopher with its fist raised.
"Woo I'm a Gopher woo!" Owen exclaimed
"Does all this guy say is woo?" Trent questioned
"The rest are Tyler, DJ, Naruto, Courtney, Geoff, Bridgette, Sadie, Duncan, Harold, Noah and Beth!" Tossing the team a red banner "you guys will be the Killer Bass."
"But Katie's a gopher I have to be a gopher" Sadie said, Courtney put a hand on her shoulder "Sadie, was it? Come on"
The chubby girl started to tear up "I'll miss you katie."
"I'll miss you too." The tanned girl said in return.
"Alright campers listen up, you and your team will be on camera in all public places during this competition."
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"You'll also be able to share your inner thoughts on tape with a video diary anytime you want." Chris said, sitting in what looked to be an outhouse.
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"Wow… originally I was doing this because of a dare or bet whatever you call it. But now there's money involved." Naruto said with a serious look into the camera.
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"Okay so typically in these reality shows there's always some 'alliance' of some sort but I won't be doing that. why? You may ask so No one will get in my way!" Heather said.
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"Any questions?" Looking to see if they had any more " cool let's find your cabins." The contestants all followed.
The cabins
"Gophers, you guys are in the east. Bass you are in the west."
Walking up to the cabin Naruto opened the door to the boy's side of the cabin. The room had bunk beds, a furnace, a mirror and a dresser.
"I call it top bunk!" Harold said running in the cabin and jumping to the top bunk. He rolled his eyes at the action and went to his bunk.
"For the love of god PLEASE STOP CRYING." A shout came from the other side
"Dang that girl still crying?"
"Dude, they wear the same clothes of course they'll still be crying." Tyler said. The rest just shook their heads "look they're just best friends plus it's the first day I'm sure they'll be over soon enough." Naruto said
Going to the drawers Naruto opened it "woah someone lost their magazine." Turning the pages he let out a whistle as the page dropped to reveal a photo of a model nude "man whoever had this had good taste." Duncan said from behind.
"You said it brother." DJ replied. Taking the magazine from him to which Geoff tried to grab it but DJ raised it out of his reach. Then Noah jumped off the top bunk and grabbed the magazine and put it in the drawer.
"Now no one will get it."
Harold pointed at Noah "everyone Boo this man." Boos started to go around the cabin "what's going on in here?" Chris popped his head in.
"Nothing Noah here um." Duncan said but had trouble finding an excuse
"Has a superiority complex! Yeah, this guy was just talking about how much of a mathlete he is that right Noah?" Naruto said
"R-Right yeah I love algebra and Trig." Noah nervously said. Chris blinked a bit then pointed at him "ha Nerd!" And walked off.
The guys all sighed in relief, "that was close if he found out on the first day, he would kill us!"
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"Yeah, I think Harold exaggerated a bit with the whole kill us bit." Geoff said. "But I did notice some pages were stuck together."
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"Finally, it's over." Courtney said in relief, "but seriously how can someone be that age and act like a total crybaby.
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"Look Sadie I know you're her best friend but sometimes you got to understand that people come and go but not in this sense." Bridgette tried to explain to her.
Which kind of didn't help as the pillow she was sobbing in.
"Courtney, could you help?" Bridgette asked to which Courtney responded "I've tried but she won't budge what else am I suppo-" but was cut off by the speakers
"Will all campers head to the mess hall thank you." Chris said over the Speaker "see food let's see what they have I'm sure on the first day they'll have some good food." Courtney encouraged her.
grabbing her by the hand but needing Bridgette's help pulling her off the bed. "Damn does all she eat is whoppers and jumbo Jack's" Courtney muttered to Bridgette. "More like Supersized Meals." She whispered and both snickered.
But both were halted by a scream causing them to drop the girl. "Oh, great what happened now!" Courtney exclaimed heading over the noise, and saw Lindsay on a stool screaming what seemed to be a roach "the hell? Is that what she was screaming about?" Naruto said with a raised eyebrow.
"Looks like at least it's not on that Flys." Duncan said but just when you least expect it, that what it just did
"Ahhh ahhhh ahhh Kill it! Kill itt!" Tyler said, waving his arms running around. Causing the rest to scream and run out "shit man it is the first day and the world is seeing us as pussies." Duncan turned to Naruto "what do we do man hair spray and fire?" Naruto gave him a flat look and cleared his throat.
Duncan raised a brow "what's that supposed to mean?" He then looked around "ohhh right."
"Right indeed man, don't want these people to hate us for burning a cabin especially McLean"
"Totally."
Naruto let out a sigh "Guess I gotta eyeball it." He watched the Roach fly and fly until he had a chance as he grabbed it, squishing It and throwing it out the window.
Walking over to the dresser he saw hand sanitizer and dispensed some into his hand "well looks like our job is over, come on man the teams are waiting outside"
Both walked out to see the teams calming down "don't worry people the roach has been killed."
"But how'd you kill it though? cause you know that sometimes the eggs can still hatch." Gwen asked.
"Let's just say it's dead."
"Good to know"
Tyler turned to Lindsay "if you ever see that happen again just let me know because I can do that but ten times better." After saying that the two just looked at each other.
*static*
"Uh, is it just me or is this jock dude not going to last this long. Cause if that's the case can we just vote him out?" Duncan said
*static*
The campers were now in the Main Lodge waiting to be Served what Seemed to be lunch. With a fork the surfer picked at her food "Yeah I'm not eating this."
"Same here." Naruto said to Bridgette.
"Big guy, what'd you say come here, you're getting double since you seem to be on a bulk diet." The Chef that was severing the food said
"Come on man how come he gets Served Two and I'm only served one I'm not a cut." Eva said after Owen got his Food.
Chef shrugged, "Too bad, so sad." Eva then tried to lunge at him but was held back by Justin and Owen.
Chris walked in and introduced the main lodge to the audience at home.
"Hey dude it's alright if we call it a pizza with wings?" Geoff asked but ducked just in time because a meat cleaver was thrown at him by Chef "woah chill G hamburger helper is cool dude right guys?" He tried to get everyone to agree.
The rest nodded while Chris just laughed "Alright campers after you're done eating, the first challenge Is in an hour!"
"Wait, what are we supposed to do in an hour?" Heather asked
Chris turned back to them "I don't know? get to know each other maybe?" He Shrugged. "But remember one hour!" He reminded them by tapping his watch and leaving.
"Our first challenge?" Beth question
"Yeah, plus it's the first episode. How hard can it be?" DJ responded, getting up he gave his tray to Chef.
And so did the others with half eaten food or some that hasn't been touched. "ohhh it's going to be a long few weeks" Chef chuckled collecting the stack of trays
"An Hour Man with this much time makes me want to go on a bit of a jog." Tyler said getting his pace ready and taking off
"Wait bro don't waste your energy on and he's gone."
"Geoff, was it? Don't worry about him, he's going to face the consequences himself." Naruto Said walking back To the cabin
"And where exactly do you think you're going mister?" Courtney asked, "as a CIT we need to plan out on what the first challenge is and what we should do for it."
"I got a plan to take a power nap while you guys' plan, besides it is always good to recharge your batteries Before something big." He explained and then went to his cabin
With Duncan and Geoff following
"You two are going with him!" Courtney exclaimed.
"Look, I don't want to be all tired during the challenge, so my Best bet is to do what he's doing." Duncan Said with Geoff nodding in agreement.
"that's How are you going to spend the one hour we have?"
"I mean it's a pretty good idea, I mean think about it we just ate and usually depending on the carbs and the amount you ate, the usual option is to go to sleep." Noah told Courtney.
She turned to face their team, and her face said it all
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"Geez I don't get what's her deal. How Are we supposed to get prepared for a challenge that we don't even know? And now thanks to Noah. She's having the Crew watch us like a hawk!" Bridgette said.
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"I don't know who's going to say it, but I'll say it!" Harold crossed his arms "She is acting like a total-"
*static*
"It's going to be a long few weeks." Dj sighed
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"Aw sick if you're going to hurl, do it in the restrooms" Cody said with a face of disgust.
"Leave him alone man Chef gave him two entrees of that slop and it obviously didn't go down well." Trent said, patting Owen's back.
"Man, I should've kept my mouth shut." He said cleaning His mouth with a paper towel that he kept in his pocket.
"Jesus what's that stench?"
Both Cody and Trent Pointed to the bush that Owen threw up in, Heather then rolled her eyes
"Could've done in the restroom" she said sitting down on the steps of their cabin.
Cody then elbowed Trent " eh, eh?" He raised a brow. Trent shook his head "Dude you need to find some standards." He spoke
"What do you mean?"
"I'll tell you later dude. But first we gotta prepare for later." he said, and he started to stretch but was interrupted as he heard screaming
"The hell?"
It was Tyler and It Sounded like he was screaming for his life. "Bear! Bear!" Was all he said before tripping and falling.
He tried to get up but the bears that were after him trampled on Him and went back into the wilderness.
"I'm okay, I'm okay." Was all he said before passing out. " Haha got it handed to him by wild Bears ha" Izzy laughed at the poor dude.
"That's not funny right?" Lindsay asked Justin. But he was just laughing with the rest. Walking up to him she poked him A bit "Hey, are you alright?"
He blinked a bit before fully opening his eyes "Yeah Yeah I'm good" he said.
Lindsay just smiled "that's good, I'm glad to hear that."
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"If there's one weakness to anybody, that's love and naivety, I guess I'll have to use that to my advantage to win." Heather said
*static*
Putting a shoulder on Lindsay, she pulled her away from Tyler "Come on Bimbo we got work to do"
"Aww but I'm unemployed. I don't want to work." She complained as She was dragged off.
Dj and Harold helped Tyler to his feet "Damn You look like shit man."
"Not the time man" He groaned in pain "not the time."
Then the sound of Chris's voice came from a megaphone as he was on and ATV "attention campers meets us at the cliff and put your swimsuits on"
"Wait hold up!"
"Yes Leshawna?"
"You said an hour and it hasn't even been an hour! You Tryna play us, fool?" She pointed at him
Chris then went on to explain himself "well when I said an hour I meant an hour, but the anticipation got the best of me."
"So, move Move move!" he said, causing them to run in and change.
*static*
"You know when they barged and Interrupted my sleep I was pretty pissed like Duncan and Geoff but when I Heard cliff that's what caught my attention."
*static*
The cliff
"Campers welcome to yalls first challenge!"
The contestants looked at the bottom of the cliff to See what awaited Them below. There were Multiple rings which looked to get small in the middle.
"Hey Chris ,one question."
"Yes, Trent?
"Why does it look like darts?" He asked
"Great question Trent."
Chris walked to the edge "as you can See as Trent said it like darts, the ocean itself is 5 points."
Geoff was going to raise his hand but was shut down by Chris "and no it's not like the regular darts with the multiple Numbers on the outer Ring like regular."
The Party Animal Just nodded "wait wait why is it like darts?" Heather Said.
"Oh I forgot to mention the reward was a hot tub but as the cargo was shipping over here it got infested with termites so we improvised."
"So you're saying? Nevermind I'm not going to complain."
"Good choice Courtney now where was I?"
"You were explaining the rings." Cody spoke up. "Yeah as I was saying the rings, the blue one is 10 points,the red is 20 , green is 40 points and the bullseye which is the black ring is 100 points so if I were You guys jump wisely ok."
Taking a coin out "Ok heads are Bass and Tails are Gophers." He flipped the coin and It landed in his hand.
"and it is the Gophers!" He announced. Chris saw them gulp and some were excited Before he mentioned something "oh and before I forget if you chose not to jump your team loses 50 points so." He laughed a little "have fun sending someone home for screwing up."
Cody was the first to step up as he walked to the edge a bit of rocks fell "Uh how about you go Trent?"
"Don't tell me you're scared to jump man."
"N-No I'm not it's just that I have this- ahhhhhhh" He screamed at the end as he was pushed down but he at least landed in the red earning the team 20 points "dude that's wasn't very cool bro" Owen told Trent to which he responded to that "and end up in the negatives no way man, now I just gotta see if I can make it." He said.
Jumping off he tried his best going for the green but ended up In the blue "damn it!"
"Alright so that's 30 points if I'm counting correctly. So who's up next." Gwen said
"Pfft not me that's for sure."
"If she's not doing, I'm not doing it" Lindsay said and gave Heather a smirk
*static*
"Ok now I know who to vote for if we lose, I mean i can't get a break from some pick me girl."
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"What do you mean you're not going?"
"I said what I said."
"Yeah and you're going you Little spoiled brat fatherless hoe."
"Why don't you piss off you, ghetto project rap star wannabe.
"Silicone injected, freeuse bitch, peaked in high-school Prom Queen."
Heather then smirked, "Well at least my hair is real." She said straight to her face. And the rest of the team gasped at that.
"Tell me she did not just say that!" Kaite Said to Gwen. Leshawna saw red and grabbed Heather by the hair "Hey Wa-wait I'm Sorry I'm sorry right guys?"
"Say it to her, not Your team!" Naruto said
Leshawna then threw Heather off the cliff landing her in the green, rising from the water she coughed out The water that was in her mouth "Leshawna I said I was sorry!"
"Oh I know, I just wanted to do it anyway." She said from the top, and then jumped, landing In the same ring as Heather "see that wasn't so bad now was it?"
"You're dead, you hear me dead." Heather said, swimming back to shore. But was halted when Lindsay landed in the water itself earning the team 5 points "ditz" was all she had to say.
Soon the rest jump with Gwen landing in the red, Justin in the blue, Izzy in the green, and Eva in the green.
"Wow Gophers 225 points, I'm even surprised I kept count." Chris then looked at Katie and Owen "you two, do you forfeit and lose 50 points or will you do it? Remember it's on yall."
"Rock paper scissors to see who goes?" Owen suggested to her, Katie look at Sadie. "No hard feelings" was all she said to her before nodding her head to Owen. "Rock Paper scissors shoot!"
Owen landed rock while Katie landed paper.
"Looks like it's me." She said getting a running start she jumped into the water landing in the green but she didn't land right.
"Katie!" Sadie said in terror and soon fainted
"man that's going to leave a mark on her" Naruto said
"Tell me about it," Bridgette responded.
"Owen a word of advice don't die big guy" Trent Said from the shore. "He's going to die isn't he?" Cody questioned.
Trent let out a sigh "Yup he totally is."
Owen took off the floaties that were on his arms "look dude you don't have to do it." Chris put a Hand on his shoulder "no no I'm going to do it." He encouraged himself "I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it." He kept telling himself and finally jumped off.
He screamed on his way down until he landed in the water causing a big splash to happen getting everyone on the shore wet.
Owen rose from the water to at least get some air "did I make it?" He turned to his team to ask.
"Not only did you make it."
"You made it into the bullseye!" Justin finished Cody's sentence. The Screaming Gophers started to cheer but were halted.
"Not so fast, even though you guys have 365 points, if the bass gets more points you guys are seeing me at the bonfire ceremony!" Chris then turned to the team "so who's up first?"
Naruto turned to Courtney "I think it's only fair if the ladies go first."
Courtney was shocked "Wha-What's that supposed to mean I'm not jumping no way!" She crossed her arms. Naruto then whispered in her ear.
Courtney sighed in defeat "Alright you have a deal!" She shook Naruto's hand and ran for it jumping off the cliff. She managed to get a bullseye earning 100 points right away.
"Wow She's fierce."
"Tell me about it" DJ added to Duncan's comment, DJ turned to Naruto "what'd you say to her that made her jump.
"Oh you'll know soon enough." Naruto said and then jumped off landing. I'm the bullseye. "Hey would you look at that 200 points and it's only the two of us."
"Yeah you're right." She said in realization. "Come on, let's move for the others," he Said swimming to shore. She nodded and soon followed him "maybe this won't be so bad" she Thought.
Soon Noah And Beth jumped, Noah Landing in the Red and Beth in the blue. "Alright the last nerd is you, so go on ahead." Duncan said to Harold.
"Just because I have glasses doesn't mean I'm a nerd." He responded.
Harold squinted his eyes a bit "Alright I think I got it." He said. "Alright then go forth." Duncan then pushed him off.
Harold screamed As he was pushed off, hitting a branch causing him to spiral and land In red.
"Ok 250 points that means we need a hundred something more to win this thing." Duncan said. Turning to the rest he picked Tyler to go next. "Tyler you're up man."
"There's now way I'm going down their man, and you ain't going to make me do it either!"
Duncan cracked his knuckles While Geoff and Dj stood behind Tyler glaring at him "I might be nice and all dude. But I'm not trying to lose on the first day, you got that." Geoff told him in a seemingly calm manner.
Tyler gulped and stared down the ledge and took a breath going for it but completely dove wrong.
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"I got to say for a dude who's athletic and A bit of a chicken he does know when to get it together." Naruto said
*static*
"Is he okay?" Courtney asked
"No, I think not he landed in the water and Not the rings." Naruto Said as Tyler washes up on shore groaning in pain.
"So that's 255 points?" Harold said, Noah nodded "Yeah and we got 5 left so make this count people!." he shouted To them.
"Alright alright I don't know how many times that's been repeated but we're Trying to decide who goes down." Duncan shouted to his team below.
Duncan then plummeted to the rings landing in the bullseye ring. The bass then cheered in excitement. It was almost like they Were going to win this thing.
Sadie Then awoke "Huh where am I? She saw Dj, Geoff, And Bridgette "and where's Katie?"
The three pointed down to the Gopher Team, "oh thank christ that she's alright. I don't know what I'll do without her. But that doesn't explain why she isn't on the same team as me." she started to whimper before Bridgette rolled her eyes and tried to comfort her….again.
"Hey Katie, does she always act like this when yall are separated?" Gwen walked up to her and asked to which Katie nodded "oh yeah like one time during the school dance I was just trying to do my own thing but for some odd reason she was trying to interfere."
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"I know I'm like her BFF and all but sorry Sadie 100,000 dollars are on the line."
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"And not to mention my boyfriend at the time broke up with me, because he supposedly was being watched." She said and put the last part in air quotes.
"And did you confront her about this?" Heather stepped in. "Uh no I didn't actually." She put her head down.
"Maybe she was just looking out for you about him." Gwen said
"Or maybe she was looking at him!" Heather suggested.
"What!? No that can't be right?" Katie Said in denial. "Right?"
"Dude I'm not jumping."
"You should've said that before half of our team jumped dude!" Geoff exclaimed To DJ
Bridgette got in between them "Hey hey let's not fight here Ok guys."
Both took a breather. "Yeah you're right I guess I overreacted a bit." Geoff apologized
"Yeah me too."
Bridgette was glad that the bickering Between the the two ended "Ok Sadie do you want to go-" she turned to see nothing
Hearing screams of Joy she looked down "what is she doing?"
Chris giggled a bit " looks like the bass lost fifty points."
"what!?" but she didn't even forfeit" Courtney pointed to Chris that was still at the top.
"Well technically it counts cause she went back to the bottom so you snooze you lose." Chris clarified
Courtney kicked some sand and went to Naruto "come on let's discuss what you were talking about." she said, dragging him by the ear.
"Doesn't matter, I gotta dry up either way."
*static*
"Blondie getting It on the first Day? I'm impressed." The juvenile smiled
*static*
Bridgette grunted in frustration and jumped, landing in the green ring "damn it!" She said
Geoff turned to Dj "come on dude just jump." He begged.
"bleep, I told you I ain't doing it"
The whole cast was shocked "woah you can't say that on national TV!" Bridgette said as a boat pulled up with Chef driving it "and you couldn't do that for the rest?"
Chef just shrugged, "I was on my break."
The sound of a megaphone was heard and then Chris spoke "actually he can Bridgette it's all in the legal work he and Leshawna requested if it was okay and i asked the producers and they said yes but only if it's censored on the broadcast.." he then showed a stack of papers.
"But anyway pick up the pace, have a massage in a few minutes at my crib followed by doing my eyebrows." Chris said, rushing them both.
The two guys started pushing each other until they put each other in head locks. Soon they fell once they fell the two separated once they were about to land with Dj landing in the water itself and Geoff landing in the Blue.
Dj was flapping his arms about as if he thought he was going to drown "Ah Guys help I think I'm going to drown." He said, taking breaths in between exaggerating.
"Uh no you didn't." Chris said as he was now on the boat with Chef "how many points did we get?" Geoff asked as he got in the boat.
"360. Which means Today's winners are the Screaming Gophers!"
The Gophers cheered while the Bass sulked in their loss.
"Bass, meet me at the campfire ceremony later at night. But until then dry up all of you."
The Cabins
"So it's official we're going to vote her out?"
Naruto nodded "Yeah and we just have to get everyone to agree on this. That is if they will at least."
"Oh I agree alright." Noah said, walking into the cabin. "Wait what are you doing here, what happened to the challenge?" Courtney said in disbelief
Noah got a towel from his bag "we were about to win when the bestie decided It was a good Idea to socialize."
Courtney stomped her foot "so she threw the challenge Just to talk with her friend." Breathing heavily in anger. "Hey, at least be grateful that Chris didn't allow them to swap teams like how they tried to do earlier." Naruto said.
"That's right." Noah pointed to Naruto, he started to walk out before Courtney halted him "wait just how many points did We lose by?"
All Noah did was just hold up five fingers, to which Courtney dropped to her knees and Noah walked away.
"Jeez no need to be so dramatic about it. After all you get to eliminate her plus if she stays she can tell her Friend in which she can tell the Gophers about the game plan."
She managed to stay calm "man I hate how calm you are, but man do I agree."
"You Two finished with yalls quickie?" Duncan barged in "No you thug why would you even say that?"
"Hey y'all two disappeared so that's what just came to mind." He Shrugged. Naruto chuckled
"That would've been fun." Naruto was then stomped on his right foot. "W-we were Actually-y planning to e-eliminate somebody." he said in pain, this peaked Duncan's Interest "you mean that Sadie girl who threw the challenge for us?""
"Yeah that one."
Duncan immediately Agreed "bro you have no Idea How pissed I was when we lost."
*static*
"Sometimes I'm not competitive, but when moneys involved it's just different you know, and one thing is when you don't take one for the team then you're just wasted talent." Duncan said.
*static*
"Yes! Yes! All Thanks to me and blondie that crybaby will be gone." Courtney cleared her throat. " Let's just say that this vote will be a landslide."
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Main Lodge
"is It me or does my food keep on moving?" Harold said using the fork to pick at it causing it to twitch "maybe It's undercooked, like in some cases like fish due to salt the muscles contract-"
"Save it brace face not trying to puke over here." Noah said to Beth. "Yeah what he said but I get your point at least." Harold said, picking at his food which then jumped off the plate.
The bass just pushed their Trays away "after seeing that I might as well just starve the rest of the competition." Naruto said.
"Nuh Dude my mama always said that you always have to-"
"It was only an expression man."
"Sorry man" Dj apologized "it's just that my mom always said to look out for people."
"I understand that dude you're just a man who wants the best for people" Naruto replied "but also you gotta detect sarcasm man."
And over with the Gophers it was pretty interesting "Owen dude chill on the food, you're going to throw up man." Trent tried to tell him
"I don't know why you're trying To reason With him man, this dude he's just going to eat and eat before he ends up on the show called the biggest loser all for a bulk." Eva said.
Trent just started to blink "I don't think him being fat is the problem more so his ability to control his Damn hunger"
"Mmmm chili" Owen said in delight before chowing down into The food again. "Anybody else?"
The team shook their heads "Wow I sure ate all yalls food too" He said laughing a little. Going over to the Bass Table he asked for their "Hey yall gonna eat yalls food?"
Bridgette was About to give him the tray before Naruto stopped her "say man you better be careful because you might get a tapeworm stuck."
Owen's eyes sank "T-Tapeworm." He then passed out "Dang never knew that would make a dude pass out." Naruto said
"Well Duh you made him think there was a tapeworm so he's obviously gonna believe that." Courtney said
Chris walked into the Lodge "well Campers I hope you all enjoyed dinner." He then saw that Owen was on the floor "um why is he on the floor passed out?" He asked.
"Naruto here made Him think there was a tapeworm in the food that he ate. Plus he also ate our food as well." Gwen explained
Chris shook his head "Not cool dude but I can see why you said it" The host then tapped his watch "okay folks it's Campfire ceremony time make sure to cast your votes and meet me by the fire." He said before walking out.
Sadie Then went over to Katie "Hey. Just letting you know that we both split the money if one of us wins right?"
Katie nodded, "Yeah totally."
*static*
"Ahahah as if!"
*static*
The campfire illuminated In Front of them same with the tiki torches that had lights connected Together with the rest of the torches.
"Tonight, one of you guys is going home for good and will never ever come Back at all. If you get eliminated, then you'll have to take the dock of shame on the boat of losers." Chris explained. "Now what I have here are marshmallows 10 to be Exact now I was originally going to have you guys walk up here and grab one but since some challenges can be exhausting, I'm going to throw it."
He picked up a marshmallow. "The first one to receive A marshmallow is Naruto." he said, throwing it to him. He Then tossed the next on to Bridgette.
"Harold and Noah." He said Tossing it to both of them. "Dj and Geoff you guys bickering almost made you guys lose but you still lost anyway here's yalls marshmallow."
Chris grabbed another one "Tyler getting Trampled by a bear and sustaining no injuries is insane dude!" He threw the marshmallow to him.
Taking another one he twiddled with it. "You know I can't help but feel bad for the person getting eliminated cause it's like they're going to be remembered for the rest of their life ha-ha" Chris laughed at the end.
"Beth." he threw it to her. "As you can see campers there's only two left and one of you guys are going home for good." He said with a serious face.
Chris got one of them "Duncan" and threw it to him. And now that was left was the last marshmallow "at Last the final mellow Courtney Not a great start at being a control freak and Even telling the Crew to watch the team that is my job not yours."
He then looked over at Sadie "letting your Team down right when you're About to win all just for a quick girl talk just isn't right." The Host grabbed the marshmallow and so the final one of the night goes to.
The team was silent, just waited for what was about to happen. Courtney had a bead of sweat going down. While Sadie just crossed her fingers and hoped for the best
"Courtney." He finally said giving the final Marshmallow to her. He then walked to Sadie "make sure to get your things and take it to the boat okay."
Sadie nodded and wiped the tear that was going down her face.
Once she got her thing she was on her way to the boat "Sadie wait Sadie!" Katie said from behind. Sadie stopped in her tracks. "So, I see you're the first to be voted off Uh?"
Sadie nodded "Yeah it sucks but I can see as to why they did it" Katie then comforted her "Hey. Hey, don't worry it's going to be ok besides if we win imagine all the shopping we can go together" both cheered at that.
Once Sadie got to the boat it drove off into the distance.
"Woah that's one way to end off today's first episode, will our campers endure more tough challenges and what's going on between Naruto and Courtney tune in next time for more."
"Total Drama Island!" Chris Said to end it off
Well, that's that hope you liked it or not, so yeah, no Ezekiel. And for the pairing of this fic, it's Naruto x Gwen x Courtney.
I'm also sorry if this felt kind of rushed.