Kurt had realized that he could make money out of thin air, and made sure that the pokedollars he had created were authentic enough to have their own unique serial numbers at the very least.
While counting the money he had made out of thin air using his pen, Jirachi appeared in front of him.
"J-Jirachi!?" Kurt said, staring at the femboyish looking legendary, who had a curvy looking body that of a voluptuous woman, but had a flat chest and a medium sized cock on him.
"Yes, that's me! Though I did promise not to intervene, I came here to lend you my indirect help!" Jirachi said as he shamelessly sat down on Kurt's bed and crossed his legs.
"W-What help?" Kurt asked him, wondering what help could he possibly need to warrant the legendary to come to him this time.
"You see… Arceus has not been happy with how your pen is too… Let's just say special. After all, a pen that rewrites reality? That is such an overpowered ability to do, isn't it?" Jirachi said as he floated over and held Kurt's chin in between his thumb and index finger.
Kurt was too distracted by him as the sexy looking femboy was so close, as Kurt's hands slowly tried to reach out to the seductive looking star pokemorph, that is until he vanished and was back up on the bed, waving his finger at him.
"Tut tut tut, you know that's against the rules Kurt. You should really obey Arceus' command… That is… You already have the means to rewrite reality itself, and therefore, rewrite the rules~" Jirachi said as he smiled suggestively at him.
"What… You mean… The pen?" Kurt asked him.
"That's right! The pen can let you rewrite the holy rules that Arceus had imposed, and you can even cover your tracks if you know what I mean" Jirachi winked at him.
"Cover… My tracks? What do you mean by that?" Kurt asked him.
"I don't have much time to explain, but do get creative on that part. Short explanation is that Dialga is coming for you, and he expects you to use that notebook to get rid of him. Which is why-" Jirachi said as he was about to bring out two items, but was interrupted when someone entered the dorm room.
It was Dusty, and he was shocked to see a legendary in the room, even more the legendary that grants wishes.
"J-Jirachi? I… W-Whoa… You look so hot…" Dusty said as he took a few steps towards Jirachi.
"Oh good, perfect timing, you will be the key to executing the plan" Jirachi said as he gave Dusty the item he was about to show them.
"Eh?" Dusty didn't know what was going on, or why he was given this rare item, it was undeniable proof that this item was something that was banned in the whole world, and to use it was to go against all the legendaries, and yet Jirachi was giving it to them.
"Let's fill in our friend here about the situation shall we?" Jirachi said as he winked at Dusty.
…
Dialga had teleported himself to the dorm, and entered freely.
The superintendent had let him in, feeling a bit of fear from the presence of a legendary entering the dorms. If there was any reason that a legendary was here, it was because they had serious business that was needing to be addressed.
"The eevee named Kurt, where is he?" Dialga asked.
"R-Right… Down the hall, to the left. Room 105" The superintendent said.
"Good… I trust that you or anyone else will not interfere with my business until I leave" Dialga said as he started to make his way towards the dorm room.
As Dialga walked closer to the dorm, he passed by Dusty who was fiddling with his phone, pretending not to pay attention.
Dialga used the key the superintendent gave him and entered, closing the door behind him.
Kurt was writing on a notebook with his pen, when he was surprised by who it was that entered as he heard the door open.
"I… W-What…?" Kurt said as he stood up and turned towards Dialga, realizing the legendary was here.
"Mortal… Give me your pen…" Dialga said.
"S-S-Sure…" Kurt said as he was about to give him a normal pen from his drawer.
"No… The one you're holding… Now… Don't think we legendaries don't know about this cursed item that you wished for…" Dialga said sternly, crossing his arms as his tail swished from side to side impatiently.
"O-Of couse… S-Silly me…!" Kurt said as he started to hand him the pen.
Before Dialga could take the pen from him however, Dusty opened the door, and threw the master ball.
"...!" Dialga was too distracted trying to take the pen to notice the master ball heading towards him, which looked heavily modified than a regular master ball, and got caught.
The master ball shook violently, the legendary trying to escape the confines of his new prison.
Inside the ball, Dialga was radiating pure unregulated power, trying to break the master ball itself.
"I… Will not be contained…!" Dialga summoned all his power, he was not going to let a mortal get in the way of Arceus' will.
As the ball was starting to crack, several ropes bega floating towards his arms and legs, tying themselves around them and pulling him in a spread eagle position.
"Fools! This will not subdue me!" Dialga said as he pulled on the ropes, breaking them apart.
At first it seemed the ropes broke… Until they turned into chains and fused together again, and tying him.
"G-Grrrrgh…! I will not… Lose to a stupid contraption!" Dialga said, pulling again, and breaking the chains away.
It seemed like the chains had broke until they fused together again, now made of diamonds as they wrapped around Dialga for the last time.
"Ngh… N-No… Nooooo!" Dialga cried out, screaming as loud as he could, as if Arceus would be hearing him.
Dusty and Kurt surrounded the ball, gulping as the ball shook. Of course he was not going to escape the master ball, though Kurt did make a few modifications on it using his pen, he was still scared that it would fail.
After the third shake… Dialga had been caught, he was theirs now.
Kurt and Dusty breathed a sigh of relief.
"I didn't think that would work…" Kurt said, wiping the sweat from his forehead.
"Good thing too… I was scared that I'm going to be killed by a legendary… Would this mean that we're going to be damned by Arceus?" Dusty asked him.
"Good point… Which is why we're going to change that" Kurt said as he started writing in his notebook.
Arceus will not remember anything about Dialga after sending him to Kurt's dorm
Kurt wrote, now that they will not be hunted anytime soon.
"It's a good thing that Jirachi told us the plan" Kurt said, remembering how it all went down.
"How would I be the key to defeating Dialga?" Dusty asked Jirachi.
"It's simple… Dialga is going to be coming to the dorm soon. Fortunately, us legendaries like showing off, so don't expect him to be teleporting directly in Kurt's room. He will most likely teleport in front of the dorm and grace his presence to the superintendent and let him know about his visit. You on the other hand, my muscular hunk, will be waiting for him right outside. Just act natural and don't let him see that it's obvious you will be waiting for him. When Dialga enters, wait for a few seconds first, and then enter so he is caught off guard, and use that slave ball… I mean uh… Master ball, as you mortals call it" Jirachi said as he told them the plan.
"W-Wait… Why are you going to let us do this?" Kurt asked him.
"Because this is directly going against my purpose. I was made to grant wishes, and now Arceus seeks to undo the wish. Which is why… I plan to change Arceus' mind, or better yet, overthrow him~" Jirachi said as he now had a bit of a mischievous look on him.
Kurt and Dusty were a bit stunned as they knew of his plan.
"Besides, you have no choice but to enslave Dialga. I know mortals loooove legendaries more than they should, so do what you want with him. Don't worry, he deserves it, because he doesn't care about mortals, not like I do. I'll see you later, and don't fumble this~"
Kurt and Dusty could never forget the look that Jirachi gave, and guessed they never really knew what the real personalities of legendaries really were.
"What now?" Dusty asked Kurt.
"Now… Well, we use him however we want" Kurt said, gulping as he released Dialga out of the master ball.
Dialga was kneeling down, having endured god knows what inside that ball.
"Finally… You've seen the error of your ways… Foolish mortals… I will punish you for subjecting me to such an experience! I will unleash divine wrath upon you!" Dialga said, as he tried to summon a roar of time against them, he didn't even care if the whole building was going to be destroyed.
But nothing came… No power or move had been summoned, no mighty ability entailed from his anger.
"What… What trickery is this!?" Dialga said, trying to repeatedly summon his divine energy.
"It's useless Dialga, that ball we used on you, we modified it in a way that those chains that wrapped around you… First, the ropes would take away your legendary status… Next the chains would sap you of your strength and power… And lastly… The diamond chains… It…"
Kurt gulped, he was really playing with fire here huh?
"It would make you obey all mortals from now on… Basically anyone…" Kurt finished.
"N-No… No… No!" Dialga started writhing on the floor and throwing a tantrum "NONONONONO! GIVE IT BACK! GIVE BACK MY POWER! MY STATUS!" Dialga screamed.
Kurt quickly wrote in his notebook that the room would be soundproofed, while Dusty locked the door.
Dialga, in a fit of rage, stood up and charged at Kurt and Dusty, ready to deliver a swift punch against them.
"Stop" Kurt said, commanding him.
Dialga's fist was close to an inch on Kurt's face, but stopped when he commanded him.
"Ngh…!?" Dialga did not want to believe this at all… His mind may be resisting them, but his body… It was like it was acting on it's own.
"Oh fuck… It's… It's working…!" Dusty said, his fear disappearing as he now felt horny for Dialga, letting his eyes wander around the ex-legendary's body.
"Fool! You will regret this! May Arceus smite you both!" Dialga yelled at them.
"You were going to take my pen away… This was given to me by Jirachi… You think I will just let that slide? Get on the bed! We're going to make you love mortals instead, you fucking elitist!" Kurt commanded Dialga.
Dialga laid down on the bed, glaring up at his captors as… He started getting hard… He was being objectified and yet why… Why was he getting hard for that?
"Hey, Kurt didn't tell you to get hard! Now I wonder why that is?" Dusty said as he licked his lips at the sight of the muscular bara legendary.
"Don't try anything funny Dialga, we're just going to give you the hospitality that your kind deserves now~" Kurt said, licking his lips as he kissed Dialga.
"Gack… Hah… N-No… Get that filthy tongue… A-Away from me…!~" Dialga said as he and Kurt started french kissing each other.
They wrestled their tongues, trying to dominate each other, or in Dialga's case, trying to push it away with his tongue, causing their french kissing to deepen even further.
"Fuck yeah… Hah… Wow… You taste so good… You're even a good kisser too…!" Kurt said as he started squeezing one of Dialga's pecs.
Meanwhile, Dusty undressed himself, before lifting up Dialga's legs, presenting the dark blue virgin hole that Dialga had.
"To think I am going to be able to fuck one of the hunkiest legendaries… Thanks for the meal!~" Dusty said before impatiently plunging his tongue inside Dialga.
Dialga gasped, causing Kurt to have the advantage and pin his tongue down as he now had free reign over the legendary's mouth, and took his clothes off, not breaking the kiss at all.
"N-Nguwaauuughhnnn! Take that filthy… Mmmmph… *Slurp*... Hah… Tongue… Out of t-t-there…!~" Dialga tried to say with as much authority he could muster in his voice, but all he sounded like was a bitch that was desperate to cum.
Dialga could also feel himself getting hard, his incredibly girthy cock springing to life as it pointed directly at his face, precumming on his chest and neck.
Dusty wasted no time fucking Dialga's hole with his tongue, moving his head up and down, thrusting that tongue of his down the hole.
"Fuck… I never thought I would get to fuck a legendary in my life…!~" Dusty said as he repeatedly tongue fucked him.
"Fuck yeah… His mouth tastes so good… Come on… Move your tongue more Dialga…!~" Kurt said as he pushed his tongue against Dialga's even more.
Dialga was more than outraged as he tried to push his tongue up against Kurt, trying to get it out.
"I'm not your p-plaything…!" Dialga cried out, feeling the stimulation getting to him… He was not one to think of sex as a recreational and leisurely activity, and viewed it as a weakness of a mortal.
"You'll have to accept that Dialga, because you're ours now, and I don't think I'll release you until we are satisfied… Which means never of course!~" Kurt said as he continued coiling their tongues together.
Meanwhile, Dusty stopped thrusting his tongue, and began teasing the hole by dragging his tongue against the entrance, watching the dark blue hole twitch in excitement, stimulating the questionably virgin hole of Dialga.
"H-How could you… Nguwogh… Have possibly known about me coming here… Stop licking me d-down there… It's a dirty place to place your tongue into!~" Diagla moaned, feeling an emptiness inside him, a need for something to be inside his hole.
"Is that a moan? Aren't you disgusted by this?" Dusty asked, smirking before slipping his tongue inside and flailing it inside the hole.
"Nguwaauuugghh! S-Shut up… I will not lose to a cock…!" Dialga rebelled, trying not to fall into mortal sins that was lust.
"You're already losing to our tongues alone, just shut up and enjoy yourself" Dusty said as he continued licking the hole, but couldn't find or reach the legendary's prostate just yet.
They had to admit, Dialga was putting up a good front, but a first timer is always easy to break, at least from what they read. And judging by how Dialga was reacting to all this? He wasn't going to last too long before wanting to beg for more.
After a few minutes, Dialga had
Kurt sucked on Dialga's tongue, tasting the hot legendary's saliva loudly, slurping up every drop as they sloppily kissed.
Dialga at this point, couldn't keep up with putting on a rebellious face, and his eyes were half lidded while even returning the kiss, losing himself in the pleasure. Not to mention his ass was getting rimmed to the point he had now unconsciously kept his own legs raised without much complaining.
Dusty smirked and pulled his tongue out of Dialga's asshole violently, causing Dialga to moan in surprise.
"AUGH! Hah… Hah… You ingrate…!" Dialga tried to say as threatening as possible, but his voice sounded much more like someone who was pent up and wanted more.
"You say that but you sound like a bitch in heat. Damn, who knew such a bigoted, high and mighty legendary was a good kisser, he was even wrapping his tongue around me like he was in love~" Kurt said as he pulled his tongue away, a string of saliva connecting their mouths.
"You said you wouldn't lose to cock earlier right? I hope you can live up to your words because I want you to keep hating me while we fuck each other like lovers~" Dusty said as he began to squat down, aiming his cock against Dialga's hole.
"Either way, we're not going to hold back, so keep some of that dignity on you by the time we're done" Kurt said as he also squatted down on the bed, aiming his own cock right in Dialga's mouth.
"Fools! You will be punished! You're both just inferior… N-Nguwaaagh…!~" Dialga tried to threaten them again, only to get his threats cut short by Dusty pushing his cock slowly into his ass.
"Incredible… He's so tight and warm… I'm actually… F-Fucking a legendary! Alright, here I go, no holding back!" Dust declared before he started dicking Dialga down hard and fast, not giving his ass time to adjust to his cock.
Dialga tried to say something again, anything to keep his dignity, but he would be unable to form any coherent thoughts as he felt the cock plunging itself deep down his rear as if wanting to impregnate him.
"AUUUWWWOOGGAAAGGHH! Stop…! Slow down…! M-My ass… W-Why is my ass feeling like t-thisuuwaaagghhh!" Diagla continued babbling nonsense as his eyes rolled up from the magnitude of pleasure he was experiencing.
"This is my chance, you better not bite down on it. Here, this is your favorite thing in the world now~" Kurt said before he slammed his cock into Dialga's throat.
Dialga couldn't speak anymore as his throat was filled by the Eevee's cock, feeling the fox's cock traveling deep down his throat. Despite the lack of pleasure, he couldn't help but think in his mind why it felt good regardless? Was it because he was thinking of himself as inferior to them and wanting to serve them? No! He shouldn't be thinking that!
Dialga tried to get the cock out of his throat, but Kurt held onto Dialga's neck and began making him deepthroat and fucking him really fast in there.
"Fuck! He's trying to resist… Don't let him recover Dusty! Fuck him like all the villains we fantasized and wrote in my writing!" Kurt said as they both double teamed Dialga.
Kurt and Dusty nodded, and began pounding Dialga with purpose, subjecting the legendary to get dominated over and over again.
Duty kept mating pressing Dialga, gyrating his hips and trying to find the forbidden area, the weak spot, the very thing that makes males bitches in heat from the faintest touch.
Dialga felt himself wanting to surrender soon, was this what mortals felt like? Was sex, an action that he thought of as merely disgusting and vile, actually feel good? Was he missing out in his life by not whoring himself out to mortals?
Dialga's thoughts were interrupted by a sudden spike in pleasure going through him as he felt his ass turning into a pussy as his prostate was slammed in.
"Fuck… I found his prostate! Take this! And this! You slutty legendary!" Dusty said as he focused his efforts to fucking that particular spot, causing Dialga to go crazy from pleasure.
Dialga moaned and screamed against Kurt's cock, who felt the vibrations of his throat as he throat fucked the entity of time.
"Oh fuck! He's really going at it now! Fuck him harder Dusty! He's practically sucking me off harder just to get you to plow him like a bitch!" Kurt said as he leaned forward and started sucking Dialga's cock off.
"Fuck yeah…! He's so good… Damn… His asshole is sucking my cock in… It's like a vaccum in there, I bet no non legendary can compete against this ass!" Dusty said as he started jerking off the base of Dialga's cock.
Dialga could barely speak, his resistance was nearly gone… All he could concentrate on now was how good these cocks feel.
Cocks… Yes… He now realized that cocks had made hi feel good, much better than the praises that Arceus gave him.
"Whoa! Look at him! He's thrusting against my hand!" Dusty said as Dialga tried to thrust as best as he could despite being trapped in a mating press with him.
"He's starting to realize how good sex feels… I-I'm gonna cum!" Kurt gritted his teeth and absolutely went as fast and hard as he could, having not as much stamina as Dusty and Dialga did.
Kurt thrusted as deep as he could, his cock down on Dialga's throat as the legendary was forced to swallow his load.
"Awww man. You really had to cum that soon?" Dusty said, keeping up with Dialga as Kurt pulled out.
"Heh, don't worry. I have something else in mind, you go keep fucking him" Kurt said as he took his notebook and began writing on it.
"Hey, you better swallow that load Dialga, or else I won't continue" Dusty said as he pulled out of Dialga.
Dialga thought about spitting the cum right onto Dusty's face… But then he felt the cock leave him… Making him feel empty again… Unfulfilled, worthless…
"I… I…" Dialga tried to say, but his pride wouldn't let him.
"Then I guess I'll stop" Dusty said as he let go of Dialga's legs and backed away.
"N-NO! Please… Get back inside… S-See? I swallowed it all!" Dialga panicked, wanting more cock again.
Not only that, he felt his body… Changing. Something weird was happening.
"Heh, this'll do the trick, why don't you give him what he wants Dusty? I'm sure you will find him more obedient now~" Kurt said as he smirked at the way Dialga was acting.
"Alright, thanks to my friend, you're getting more cock, be grateful!" Dusty said as he lifted both legs up, and started fucking him in a deep impact position.
"UWOOOGHHAAAGHHH! M-My ass… My ass is a pussy… My ass is yours to use! Break me! Make me yours! I can't live without cocks!" Dialga screamed, apparently feeling even better than before.
Dusty hugged used Dialga's thick hips to thrust himself even harder into him, causing the legendary to cry out like a slut.
"Wow, what did you do to him Kurt? He's screaming like he's a virgin all over again" Dusty said, fucking him even harder now that the legendary was seemingly broken.
"Oh I don't know, increasing his sensitivity by 200%, or so I at least wrote in the book" Kurt said, waving his notebook in his hand.
"Cocks! Cocks! I love cocks! Please give me more! I'll do anything!" Dialga begged them.
"Gotta hand it to you, that's why you're the writer between both of us" Dusty said as he didn't hold back, and even continued jerking Dialga's cock off.
"Hehe, maybe I should join in then, here's the cock you want so much, open your throat pussy then" Kurt commanded Dialga.
Dialga willingly opened his mouth, and felt the length enter into him, making his cock precum at the mere action of sucking him off.
"Whoa! He's precumming just from sucking you off dude!" Dusty said as he played with the tip and began smearing it all over Dialga's own cock.
"What a whore huh? Let's fuck him up until he can't think straight!" Kurt said as he and Dusty kissed each other, all the while thrusting roughly into their bitch.
They moaned into each other's mouths, thrusting repeatedly as they held each other's hands, meanwhile Dialga was now thoroughly sucking Kurt off, and even tightening his ass up as hard as he could, feeling exciting jolts of pleasure, causing his thick cock to twitch from both of their touch.
Kurt and Dusty broke their kiss, then looked at Dialga's throbbing length and got an idea.
"Let's reward our bitch~" Kurt said as he started licking Dialga's cock.
"Oh you fucking bet" Dusty said as he started licking the opposite side of the cock.
They started working together, not sucking him off, but just licking and teasing the cock while they continued to pound their slave off.
"Oh yeah… It feels so warm… I just want to keep licking it…!" Kurt said as he continued to thrust and suck around the girthy cock.
"You're not wrong… This guy needs some attention~" Dusty said as he went over to the tip and sucked on it, trying to suck the precum out.
A few minutes had passed, and the three were about to let loose.
"Alright… Gonna cum soon… Let's get our slut ready!" Kurt said as he jerked off Dialga as fast as he could.
"I'll take care of the mess~" Dusty said as he sucked on the cock as hard as he could, trying to take what he could into his mouth.
Dialga couldn't take it anymore, his ass, his cock, and even his mouth were being violated… And he loved it… He wanted mortals to debase and defile him now, just to get a twinge of pleasure if he could.
"Here it comes… Nguwaaghhh! Gah! Hah… Hah…!" Kurt came, flooding Dialga's throat, who closed his eyes and drank greedily, his master's cocks were too good for him to defy them anymore.
"Here it goes… Nguwoooghh! Cumming… Take it in that slutty hole! Don't you fucking spill a single drop!" Dusty yelled, shooting it deep inside Dialga's needy hole.
"CUMMING! I'M CUMMING FROM A MORTAL'S COCK! AUUUGHHH! FUCKME! FUCK MY ASS! OHGODOHGODUUWOOOGHHHHH!" Dialga yelled as his climax triggered with Dusty's, having gone crazy from the incredibly high sensitivity of his body, no thanks to Kurt.
Dusty kept sucking Dialga off, swallowing the loads the legendary gave, finding it quite tasty, and had a manly, dominating scent. He couldn't figure why but he loved the taste, almost addictive.
"Heheh… Wow, you really swallow quite a lot don't you Dusty?" Kurt said as he chuckled.
"What can I say? I better not disappoint our new slut~" Dusty said as he finished sucking off the cum from Dialga's cock.
The pleasure overload had knocked Dialga out, now sleeping on their bed.
"Awww, he fell asleep… I'll just fuck him when he wakes up again, just to keep him in line" Dusty said as he pulled his cock out, causing cum to dribble out of Dialga's ass.
"Heheh… Well, I'll be counting on you to make sure he doesn't forget his place" Kurt said as he started dressing himself up.
…
As Kurt and Dusty contemplated what to do after dressing up, a bright light flashed before their eyes before them as Jirachi teleported into Kurt and Dusty's room.
"There you are. You really did a number on Dialga, judging by that puddle of cum dribbling out of his slutty ass" Jirachi said, smiling as he watched his fellow legendary, who was now broken and lost his status, not to mention Arceus forgetting about him for the time being.
"Jirachi! We were successful, but what if Arceus just keeps sending more pokemorphs against us?" Dusty asked Jirachi.
The femboy sat on Dialga's chest and pondered what to do.
"Well, you can always just wipe out Arceus' memory about the pen in the first place, though he'll catch wind of it eventually. But for now, you're safe, but he'll eventually think there's something wrong and send another legendary after you… And I recommend not wiping his memory so you can actually have more legendaries flocking in here and becoming your slaves. ;3" Jirachi said as he winked.
"S-Slaves? Are you serious? W-Why are you so keen on letting this happen to other legendaries?" Kurt asked him.
Jirachi sighed, and kissed Kurt on the lips suddenly as he got off Dialga.
"Don't you see? Arceus is a boring ruler, and those who are loyal to him are keeping me from making this world more… Let's say, interesting. So I thought, since I granted you your wish, why not make the most of it by enslaving them. You can even let others join in and fuck them too if you want. If any other legendary gets in the way, just use that slave ball you made and enslave them with it. That'll teach them!" Jirachi said as he giggled.
"W-What… But… What would we do then after that? You're asking us to declare war on god?" Kurt asked him.
"Oh this isn't a war actually, you're just defending yourself. And Arceus is a firm believer about defending yourself. Arceus is the type to abandon those who have proven themselves useless to him. Plus…. Those like Dialga never really liked mortals like you, so you've shown him the path to loving mortals and embracing mortal desires too :3" Jirachi said naughtily.
Dusty meanwhile, had several thoughts of lewdness when he stared at Jirachi's body, getting hard in his shorts as he watched the femboy keep talking.
"I see… So… This is all allowed?" Kurt asked him.
"Yes, as far as confronting you directly, he would be a hypocrite if he started calling you out… Plus, it would cause a major backlash of everyone's faith in him if everyone finds out about trying to retract your wish with Dialga's help. Remember Kurt, you hold the power to unmake the universe in your hands, don't lose it, and don't let Arceus trick you into making this world boring by giving your pen to him. Plus, with Dialga here… You can even strengthen that pen to manipulate time if you manage to convince him to… Let's say, imbue a pocketwatch with his power. I'm sure you can do that, once he is conscious and a worthless cum hungry bitch! I mean uh… Once he is obedient to you I mean :3" Jirachi said, trying to wave off the out of character words he said.
"I-I see… Um… Wow… This is all too much to bear…" Kurt said, sitting on the bed beside Dialga who was sleeping.
"You can fit right into the shoes of someone who can challenge the legendaries. Though that pen has infinite possibilities, there is only one entity that it can't affect. And that is me, in case it isn't obvious :b" Jirachi said teasingly.
Dusty was about to lay a hand on Jirachi's shoulder to try and smooth talk his way into dating with him, but Jirachi quickly teleported away from him, and appeared right behind Dusty.
"Tut tut tut Dusty, I know you're attracted to me, but maybe next time. If you keep helping Kurt catch more legendaries, I might let you have a chance to touch me ;3" Jirachi winked seductively at him, before teleporting out of the room.
"Damn…" Dusty said as he didn't even get the chance to touch him.
"Well… Would you want to keep this going? Maybe… Heh, maybe we can even make money off of this" Kurt said as he stared at the attractive time pokemon.
"Oh you fucking bet, I want to be part of this life changing discovery you got!" Dusty said as they started planning on what perverted things they could do to Dialga.
Whew! Well, now I wanna know which legendary you guys want to get fucked next, cause damn I had a lot of thoughts based around this concept for years.