Note: So I tried to abridge all of Chaos 101, and this is the best I could do. Guess that's why a lot of abridged YouTube shows have a team to pool in ideas, lol. Anyways, I finally did it. Class of the Titans: the Abridged series, the first chapter. If I do the rest of season 1, hooray.
Let the insanity continue.
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Class of The Titans: The Abridged Series
Episode One: Chaos 10101010101010101
It was New Year's Eve.
The party was boring, so Jay decided to go out and look at the stars in his telescope.
His mother was at the door. "Jay, come back inside the house and be bored with us."
"I wish I was in outer space. I wish I was anywhere else but here…!"
The planets were aligning into a straight path in space.
"This town is boring," his mother continued. "It's not like anything is going to happen, isn't it?"
Miles and miles below in Tartarus.
"You're never gonna leave here, ever again…!" mocked the jailer.
Cronus knocked out the guard from his cell. "Oh, yes, I have."
The clock almost reached midnight, but the second hand stood in the same place. "Can't… move. Stuck indefinitely."
Jay made a face to the clock. "Move!"
The second hand shift to midnight. "Okay."
"Happy New Year!"
Cronus went with the trolls to see the Oracle.
"Hey, Oracle, I want to take over the world and shit. What's gonna happen?"
The Oracle showed him a glowing ball. "Seven heroes. Teenagers. They can stop you."
"Teenagers? Teenagers are stopping me? I'm so going to get sued for beating up minors now, aren't I?"
Hera had all the heroes before her.
"Alright, I have you all here. Here's Jay, descendant of Jason. Odie, descendant of Odysseus. Archie, descendant of Achilles. Herry, descendant of Hercules. Theresa, descendant of Theseus. Neil, descendant of Narcissus. And Atlanta, descendant of… Artemis? Atlanta? Ah, never mind, let's move on."
Athena was the cook on campus. "Let's eat…!"
They all hold hands together for grace. "We are grateful for this food that just came out of nowhere."
Lighting bolts erupted as Zeus stormed out of the dinning room. "Oh, screw you guys…!"
Odie looked to Jay. "You know how most stuff in Greek Mythology is actually more mature than it is for kids, yet it's always sugarcoated for them. How simplified is this show gonna be?"
"It's gonna be simplified alright."
Looking at the Greek Gods family tree, they saw Uranus was also Gaia's son… and the father of her children.
Jay's eyes widen. "Very simplified."