"You seem to be taking a liking to her, huh Dazai?" asked Kunikida Doppo as he looked at his fellow colleague. In the Armed Detective Agency, him, Dazai Osamu and Atsushi Nakajima they were researching on the whereabouts of the Azure Messenger after they find around 11 missing people in an abandoned hospital, which included a young woman by the name of Nobuko Sasaki who was the only one that managed to live.

Dazai then looked at the image of Nobuko with a smile on his face, "Why of course I would. I take a liking to all women, Kunikida." said Dazai as Kunikida rolled his eyes at the sound of that, "She is a sight for sore eyes, like all women, not to mention she does seem like a woman that would commit double suicide with me:"

Atsushi looked at him with a concerning look, "Why hasn't he sought out a therapist?" the weretiger asked with a whisper.

"He did… the therapist needed a therapist after talking to him." Atsushi agape heard that as he heard him mumble, "That was the 4th one that did that."

Atsushi quietly wondered how this man was still alive as Dazai continued to tap on his laptop. "What about you, Kunikida? Isn't she your type?" asked Dazai as Kunikida grew a tick mark and gritted his teeth.

He turned his head to the other direction, "She is just a eye victim and a murder case, nothing more." said Kunikida as Dazai giggled.

"Really? Well, that makes sense, according to this little book of yours." said Dazai as the two raised their brow, then to the green haired man's horror, he saw his notebook in Dazai's hands.

"WHEN DID YOU SNATCH THAT, YOU BASTARD?!" yelled Kunikida as Dazai looked at him.

"When you weren't looking. Now Atsushi, would you like to take a peak of his ideal woman? You might be surprised." Dazai said as he then handed the book to Atsushi who then began to flip the notebook.

"YOU BASTARD, GIVE THAT BACK!" yelled Kunikida as he tried to grab his notebook back, but Dazai held him back with the palm of his hand with no effort.

"No can do, buddy." said Dazai with a cheeky grin as he turned to Atsushi, "So what do you think?"

"Well, I am impressed at how much he is detailed and organized, I didn't know that he planned out his days several years later, not to mention what he wanted to eat, so this is quite shocking," admitted Atsushi as he continued to flip through the book until he landed on a single page.

Kunikida widened his eyes as he saw Atsushi's face turn from normal coloured to blue in a matter of seconds.

"Oh~ You found the page?" asked Dazai as he looked at Atsushi looking at it with a shocked expression, "I will take that as a yes."

Atsushi blinked as he struggled to find his footing, but he managed to pull through, "W-Wow, Kunikida, I didn't expect such… uhm… visions about women."

Kunikida pulled Dazai's hand away from his face, "Is there a problem? What is so wrong about me and finding the ideal woman?!"

"I am sorry, what are you talking about the ideal woman?" everyone froze as they heard the voice of a certain member of the Agency as they then turned to see Yosano Akiko, the doctor of the Agency.

"Miss Yosano, what are you doing here?" asked Atsushi as Yosano turned to see Atsushi, which he might drop his shoulders out of pure fear.

"Well, I was having surgery," Those who are aware of Yosano would doubt they would call that surgery, "on Junichiro, when I heard someone screaming like a headless chicken," Kunikida gulped hearing that, "and then I heard you talk about the ideal woman, so, please tell me, what was that about?"

"I.. Uh… You see…" Kunikida tried to figure out his footing as he could not speak English for a solid moment.

"Yes?"

"There is… How do I…" Kunikida could not find the right words to say without angering her.

"I gave Atsushi his book on his ideal woman and he is embarrassed about it." admitted Dazai as Kunikida turned to him.

"Dazai!"

"What? I was telling the truth. Ain't that right, Atsushi?" asked Dazai with a smirk on his face.

Atsushi scratched the back of his neck, "...yeah, he did." the boy admitted.

"Really?" asked Yosano in a dangerously low voice.

Kunikida gulped as he was sweating a lake, "I…" he couldn't finish it out of pure fear.

Yosano then turned to Atsushi, "Atsushi… be a dear and give me that notebook."

"But Miss Yosano, I don't think-"

"I won't ask you this again." said Yosano with eyes of a killer as it actually terrified Atsushi to his absolute core. He would rather fight Akutagawa and be on the run from the mafia than ever deal with the anger of Yosano.

Atsushi, with a gulp, gave the notebook to Yosano, "Thank you." said Yosano, much to the horror of the green haired man and to the amusement of Dazai, who kicked his feet into the air and placed them onto the table with an amused grin on his face

Yosano read through the book and those with a skilled eye automatically noticed the look in her eyes, knowing full well what was about to happen.

"Kunikida… this is quite vulgar of you, and so inappropriate," said Yosano as she turned to him, "I would even say that that is disrespectful of women, wouldn't you agree?"

The man nodded faster than usual, "Of course! Of course it is, I should have thought earlier."

"Then, pray tell me, did you write that if you think it is?" asked Yosano as she began to walk towards him, scaring the shit out of him.

"I, uh… well, every man has their own taste that they would have kept to themselves, and I-uh… wouldn't you say that you have that as wel-"

"What was that?" asked Yosano as she planted her hand on his shoulder, making Atsushi sit on the chair, gulping in the process.

Kunikida turned to Dazai for help, however the man was reading a book on how to respect women without a care in the world.

"Bastard! Atsushi, he-" to his horror, Atsushi began to think that the god damn floor was more interesting than angering Yosano, as he said, "Hmm…. yes this floor is made out of floor. Interesting."

"Oh you motherfuc-"

"You know what?" Kunikida turned to Yosano and he practically saw the Devil in the night as she had the most sadistic grin he has ever seen in his entire life, "I wanted to continue my surgery on Junichiro, but, it seems as you volunteered so that he doesn't feel left out, right? Let's go then."

Yosano dragged Kunikida to a different room as the two ignored Kunikida's pleas of help and as Yosano ignored the cries of mercy from him.

The two then ignored the sharp and painful screaming from Kunikida in her office.

"I hope you learned 3 things, Atsushi," the boy turned to Dazai, "1, always respect women and 2, never in your life get injured in this agency. If you want to have a happy day, fix your injuries before she gets to you, because Yosano will have a field day with that, and finally… never anger her. If she tells you to do something, you do it, kay? I am suicidal, but I am not that suicidal to anger her."

Atsushi nodded, "Noted."