A Japanese Weresheep in Mutsuba Town
Author's Note: Time for a new pairing! Enjoy the story and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GO RUSH! series.
Pairing: Developing Yuhi x Chupataro.
Summary:
There are some forms of alien activity even MIK turns a blind eye to. The truly alien activity between Chupataro and Ohdo Yuhi, for instance.
Chapter 117: Contact
"That concludes another exam."
"Thank you for everything, chupa! Today's Duels were more heated than yesterday's, weren't they, chupa?"
"You're correct…Let me have a look at that bruise. Hm. It's necrotic. We better amputate."
"A-amputate, chupa? Is Chupa going to die, cabra?"
"There's no time for anesthesia," Kawai Tell diagnosed dryly. "You need to be prepped for surgery asap."
"Are you kidding, chupa? You want Chupa to bite down on a leather belt as you cut Chupa's leg off, chupa? Just kill Chupa and call it a day, cabra!"
"I'm just pointing out a fact."
There was a disconcerting pause between Kawai Tell "just pointing out" this fact, and him sending Chupataro on his way as though nothing had happened.
Crazy kappa!
Dry humour: Chupataro didn't get the joke.
…
"Thank you for your assisting us with sorting through Yuamu-ojosa – I mean, the President's – belongings in expectation of her return, young'un. We know it's getting late and you've been up since dawn."
"Chu…Don't mention it, chupa! Since Yuhi and Yuamu and Yudias aren't here, Chupa thought Chupa would come over and make Chupa's chupa-self useful, cabra!"
"Really, su? This wouldn't have anything to do with softening us up, would it, su?"
"W-why would Chupa do that, chupa?"
"We're Yuhi-bocchan's guardians, aren't we? I imagine our approval matters to you, su."
Chupataro stopped in his tracks with the box of campaign stickers and squeaked. Tellingly, the right side of his mouth was twitching.
Right. There was more to Purisaki-san than meets the eye. She had Yuhi's insta-transform-into-a-costume thing going for her, and was also Princess Minstrel, the person who taught Rovian about space poems. If anyone could see through his "altruism" and what he was up to, it was her.
He did honestly want to help a group of aging seniors and foster a lasting relationship with Yuhi's family though.
Two birds with one stone.
"Chupa would like…to keep seeing Yuhi, chupa."
Purisaki-san's glasses flashed like Yuamu's. He could see behind to her eyes, which was objectively one of the scariest looks he'd ever been shot!
"She's going to kill Chupa-ahh-ahh!" Chupataro accidentally said out loud.
"Whether you believe it or not is your problem!" Omaeno-san topped off the horror with a leap from the dark with a flashlight.
This, after Chupataro saved Purisaki-san from dying of exposure that time Voidvelgr Requiem ripped a hole in Valvelgear!
"Keep seeing Yuhi-bocchan? Not baaaaad~!"
"You're on a roll!"
The UTS8 were flustering Chupataro with their encouragement.
"By the way, Chupataro, once you're finished stacking the President's campaign goods, would you come out front? There's some old junk we still have to throw out."
"Our house is too small to keep any of it, su!"
"U-UTS, chupa." Chupataro took the box of stickers and the conciliatory yakitori skewer Yagi-san gave him with him.
The final box of stickers in place, he headed toward the front door as agreed. A binder slid off Yuamu's work desk, pages open.
Chupataro couldn't resist a read while crouching to pick it back up.
Friday, 2:30 p.m. Yuhi is out with Chupataro and Damamu. They truly are like one happy family. I've been thinking about it more often. Will the day come when Yuhi says goodbye to UTS, and hands me his letter of resignation? I'll admit, Chupataro hasn't always been the most tolerable (he's still just the person I don't want to see sometimes), but I know he'll take good care of Yuhi.
Need to buy a carton of milk.
Remind Tazaki-san the client dealing with the alien Doriado woodlice infestation in his home is coming for a consultation next week. Only left his initials: T.D.
"Anesan…" Chupataro blew his nose on a tissue he took from her desk.
He hoped they found Yuamu soon.
He closed Yuamu's extensively annotated general ledger containing the dates, times, etc. of when Yuhi was out of the office, her thoughts on them and Damamu, and the financial records for the company's ongoing transactions.
Only Yuamu was so organized she could file all the papers in one binder thick enough to hold 1,287 cards!
How did the UTS8 lift this? How did Yuamu? Chupataro had his robot. He couldn't comprehend how anyone else managed!
He was shocked it didn't create an imprint in the floorboards or fall through to that sub-basement where the Space Treasure was discovered. The hidden hangar under UTS, which they hadn't ever had a conversation as to why it was there specifically.
Or was the Space Treasure's hangar uniquely confined to the land beneath the garage? The witnesses during the previous takeoff hadn't clarified for Chupataro.
Somewhere, Yagi-san (again) exclaimed "Oh my salt!"
Chupataro and UTS' seven remaining employees arrived swiftly.
"What is it? What's the matter?"
"The President's contact lenses!"
"Yuamu's contact lenses, chupa?"
"They were in the break room! And now they're gone!"
"That's odd…" Purisaki-san did a quick sweep. "I recall they were here too, su. I'm certain they were on the end table the day Yuhi-bocchan left Earth with Yudias, su!"
Not having gone with Valvelgear's crew on their expedition, Chupataro had no idea that this instance of lost property might be relevant.
Damamu reverting to liquid state…The existence of a second curry AI known as CPU, who barfed hot udon…Yuhi's new drip…
Chupataro was missing out on a lot by not being there.
The last of those? As with Yuhi in Meeeg-chan cosplay, Yuhi in his dark matter outfit would make Chupataro feel some things.
Black gloves, a red gem, shoulder pads, badass cape, and sash for his Deck case? Destructor chic looked awesome on him.
"Everyone spread out and search for the President's contacts!"
Contact lenses…
Contact Fusion?
Hmmm…