Ana: Helpful grammar tip: "farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for metaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance!
Ana: I don't know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you fucking wizard.
Ana (to Katie Killjoy): I'd roast you, but my mamma told me you can't burn trash.
Ana: *slow-mo walks out of the room*
Ana: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.
Ana: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably. Considering I've been dead for over 40 years.
Ana: I'm hot, I'm tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.
Ana: Remember how I once thought that this place couldn't possibly be any weirder than my hometown?
Ana: Well, now I'm not sure how to feel about being proven wrong.
Angel Dust: Naw, Weehawken's still weirder than this.
Angel Dust: Two truths and a lie, I'll start!
Angel Dust: I've killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee.
Ana, visibly nervous: I don't- I don't like this game.
Angel Dust: *dead panned* It's the second one, idiota.
Ana: I have lots of friends!
Angel Dust: Name one.
Ana: Well, there's-
Angel Dust: Name one who isn't your family or who you're not in a soul contract with.
Ana: Hey, that's not fair, then there isn't any!
Ana: Didn't you die?!
Antonia Maria: That was decades ago, bambina. Things change.
Antonia Maria: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don't have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.
Ana: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.
Antonia Maria: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger I couldn't eat.
Ana: Why can't we all just get along?
Antonia Maria: Because most of us are assholes, Ana.
Antonia Maria: Are you okay?
Ana, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.
Antonia Maria: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Ana?
*at a zoo*
Antonia Maria: What are they in for?
Ana: Bisnonna, this isn't a prison.
Antonia Maria: So they can leave?
Ana: No, but-
Antonia Maria, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
Ana, to the Hazbin gang: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
*silence*
Ana: Damn, y'all depressed as fuck!
Angel Dust: You didn't clap either-
Ana: SHUT UP!
Ana: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Frankie: You know that's called a coma, right?
Ana:
Ana: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
Frankie: Wanna hear some dark humor.
Ana: Yeah, I love dark humor.
Frankie: Alright.
Frankie: *Turns off the lights*
Frankie: Knock knock.
Ana: Turn the damn lights back on.
Ana: How has life been treating you lately?
Frankie: Horribly.
Ana: I wasn't that drunk.
Frankie: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Ana: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
Molly: What do you three have to say for yourself?
Toni:
Stepheno:
Ana: Oops?
Molly: What's your biggest fear?
Ana: That I'll never be good enough for anyone.
Toni: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Stepheno: Zombies.
Ana: ...
Toni: ...
Stepheno: BUT they can open doors.
Molly: What are the hardest things to say?
Stephano: I was wrong.
Ana: I need help.
Toni: Worcestershire sauce.
Molly, watching Stepheno & Toni panic : What's going on?
Ana: Stepheno is having a midlife crisis and Toni is just having a crisis.
Molly: How late were you up last night?
Ana & Stepheno, in tandem: Me?
Molly: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Molly, to Toni: You.
Molly: Go on, give Toni a compliment.
Stepheno: How do you expect me to do that?
Ana: Just say something that you wish someone would say to you.
Stepheno: Uhh… You are now unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day!
Toni, sobbing: Nobody's ever said that to me before!
Ana, in a room with Molly, Stepheno, and Toni: It's calm in here.
Ana: It scares me…
Molly: I just watched Ana jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, she wasn't hurt that badly. But the whole time, Toni was screaming for help, which caused Stepheno to run in to help Ana. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes.
Ana: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Antonia Maria: You are my reward.
*meanwhile*
Angel Dust: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Frankie: True, you can be really difficult at times.
Frankie: What's it like being tall?
Ana: Is it nice?
Antonia Maria: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Angel Dust: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Martin, singing off key: Non voglio molto per Natale, c'è solo una cosa di cui ho bisogno: I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—
Ana: Family!
Antonia Maria: A better love life.
Frankie: A healthy mind!
Angel Dust: Voice lessons.