Charlie: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Husk: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Angel Dust: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Alastor: My moral code, is that you?
Vaggie: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Niffty: Mental stability, my old friend!
Charlie:
Charlie: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my dad left me but do you guys need a hug?
*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*
Angel Dust: *rolls eyes to the sky*
Charlie: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*
Vaggie : *puts their earphones on at 100% volume*
Husk: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*
Niffty: *is the reason they're crying*
Alastor: *enjoys in silence*
Alastor: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Charlie: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Niffty: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Angel Dust: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Vaggie : I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Husk: I have emotional scars.
*The Hazbin gang with cigarettes*
Angel Dust: I smoke regularly.
Husk: I smoke sparingly.
Alastor : I smoked once, but I didn't care for it.
Niffty: I've never smoked, but the idea intrigues me.
Vaggie: I've never smoked, and I refuse to do so.
Charlie: What's a cigarette?
Niffty: Christmas lights?
Charlie: Check.
Vaggie : Thermos of hot cocoa?
Charlie: Check.
Alastor: Santa suits?
Charlie: Check.
Angel Dust: Shovel?
Charlie: Check.
Husk: Alibi and bail money?
Charlie: Check- wait, WHAT?!
*The Hazbin gang's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Charlie: I will not let you down.
Alastor: Sounds fun.
Niffty : K.
Husk: No, I'm fucking not.
Angel Dust: Do I have to be?
Vaggie: Please god, I am so tired.
*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Vaggie: Thanks…
Husk: Oh no.
Charlie: *cries* I love you too.
Angel Dust: Sounds fake, but okay.
Niffty: *A flustered mess*
Alastor: Can I get a refund?
Husk: Time for plan G.
Angel Dust: Don't you mean plan B?
Husk: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Vaggie : What about plan D?
Husk: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Niffty: What about plan E?
Husk: I'm hoping not to use it. Charlie dies in plan E.
Alastor: I like plan E.