Disclaimer: I do not own any of the songs nor Hazbin Hotel or any of its characters. All rights go to A24 and the creator Vivienne Medrano.
I only own my own characters: John Randell, Lucy Randell, Ursula and Liz Simmons
Checking into Hazbin Hotel
CHAPTER 3
Overture
As morning began in Hell, John was still asleep, laying on his back on his big king size bed.
But slowly he was starting to feel good… and began to moan "Hmm… Ohhh… Ohhhh…"
Slowly, he opened his eyes, spotting a very gorgeous Succubi woman, being his girlfriend Liz, down his crouch while giving him an amazing blowjob.
"Mmmmm. Mmmmm. Mmmm." Liz moaned while taking his morning erected cock deep on her mouth. But as she noticed that her boyfriend was awake, she formed a small smile before taking his cock out of her mouth with a pop. She giggled while stroking his big pole "Morning, baby." She said with a seductive voice.
"Hey…" John said softly while giving a moan as Liz touching his cock felt so nice "Guess you were… hmm… in for some morning sex?"
"Mm-hm." Liz nodded before moving her tongue over his cock "Your dick was kinda… hmmm… turning me on when it became hard and poked my leg… Ahhh…" she licked the top part of his cock, moving her tongue over it clockwise "… so, I couldn't resist to take… mmmm… advantage of the situation…"
John sighed before he moaned when Liz took his cock in her mouth again and blowed him so good "Ohhh fuck… I fucking love this, Liz…!"
John really loved to share a great morning fuck with with his new girlfriend.
Wanting to make her feel good too, he asked her, "Liz…? I wanna make you feel good too."
Liz stopped blowing him and looked at him with a raised eyebrow, but then formed a slutty smirk before putting her bottoms on top of him, placing her wet pussy on his face and began eating out her wet pussy, showing he wanted to take her in the 69-position. Liz felt amazingly turned on because of that and responded by blowing him deep.
15 minutes later, after Liz and John had performed 69 for a little while, John took her in the missionary position, ramming his cock deep inside her pussy, hitting her cervix.
"AAAHH! YES! YES! FUCK ME, BABY! FUCK ME HARD!"
"OOOH FUCK! OH FUCK! I LOVE YOU, LIZ! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!"
"YES! I… I LOVE YOU TOO, BABY! OOOH FUCK YES! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK MEEEEE!"
Less than a minute later, both climaxed at the same time, with Liz's juices squirting out like a fountain and John shot his entire sperm right into her pussy, filling her womb!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Both panted, feeling exhausted after this amazing passionate morning sex.
As John slowly took out his cock out of her pussy, with some of his seed dripping out of her vagina, Liz softly strokes her belly while giving a small moan "Ooooh, baby… I love it when you… fill me with your seed…"
John gave a small chuckle before lying next to her and told her while he softly strokes her back, "And I really love this side of you, Liz."
Liz looked at John while forming a sweet smile.
An hour later, after John and Liz shared a shower together and put on their clothes, both walked hand in hand downstairs, spotting Husk at his usual spot at the bar, looking more grumpy than usual while having bags under his eyes.
Husk gave John and Liz a short glare before rolling his eyes and went back on cleaning the bar.
Liz noticed Husk was glaring at them and asked John as she didn't liked the way Husk was giving her that look, "Geez. What is his problem?"
John shrugged, ensuring her "Oh, that's just Husk. He doesn't really like working here, so…"
Liz raises an eyebrow at him, while Husk, who heard them talking, groaned with more annoyance.
Charlie then appeared, coming out of the dining room and formed a big smile when seeing John and Liz "Good morning, you two!" she said while walking over to them.
"Morning, Charlie," John said.
"Hey," Liz added.
"I hope you've slept well last night?" Charlie asked kindly.
Liz giggled "Yeah, me and John had an amazing night."
Husk groaned even more annoyed while cleaning the bar even faster.
John then told Charlie, "Good thing we find you here, Charlie, cause Liz wanted to tell you something."
"Really?" Charlie asked, becoming curious to what Liz wanted to tell her "What is it that you want to tell?" she asked while she smiled.
"Well…" Liz started, "after last night… I've been thinking and…" she got to the point as she held John's hand "I have decided I wanted to come and live here, give this redemption through your hotel a try."
Charlie gasped as a big smile formed on her face and her eyes sparkled. She squealed with excitement while clapping her hands "That's great! I'm so excited that you want to live here too!"
Liz felt a bit awkward because of Charlie's excitingly response, but smiled back at her "Yes, I… I'm excited too."
"Wonderful! You won't regret this," Charlie ensured.
Liz chuckled while looking at John and then asked Charlie "You know, if it's okay, I would like to live in John's room."
Seeing to her confirmation after hearing her and John having loud and passionate sex, that John and Liz were truly a couple, made Charlie feel happy for them, before she ensured them "Oh, don't worry. That's not a problem at all. In fact, having you two lovebirds here together makes this even more beautiful."
Husk groaned even louder "Oooh great! More nights hearing those lovebirds fucking like crazy. I'm super excited." The winged cat-demon said with sarcasm.
John and Liz looked over to Husk while raising an eyebrow "You… you heard us?" John asked.
"Heard you?" Husk started "Heard you?! THE WHOLE FUCKING HOTEL COULD HEAR YOU TWO FUCKING LIKE CRAZY! I COULDN'T EVEN SLEEP LAST NIGHT BECAUSE OF THE LOUD BANGING AND MOANING OF YOU FREAKING SEX-MANIACS! SO, THANKS A LOT FOR THAT!"
Hearing from Husk how loud he and Liz were last night, made John blush deep before looking back at Charlie, who awkwardly said while scratching the back of her head, "Uhm… yeah. While you were lovemaking you and Liz were both a… bit too loud." She tried to explain in the politest way possible, confirming that their lovemaking last night was indeed very loud.
John and Liz shared a glance, before Liz giggled "Oh… hihihihihihi. I'm so sorry about that, Charlie. Me and John just couldn't help ourselves. Hihihihihi."
Charlie ensured them "Ooooh, it's no problem. It's only natural for two people to be in love and… have sex."
"Oh yeah," Husk started, acting again all sarcastic "fucking like crazy is all natural indeed. So, what's your next step now you got yourself a girl, John? Knocking her up and raise a few babies with her in the hotel?"
Liz began to blush deep while John glared at Husk.
"Is that sarcasm really necessary?" John asked with some anger.
"If it means you fucking your girlfriend and disturb our sleep? Then yes." Husk answered.
Charlie, not wanting this argument to escalate, suggested, "What a good option could be, to resort this thing out now that it's clear to me that the walls of the hotel aren't as 'soundproof' as I'd hoped they were, that I will make quick work of it so nobody will be disturbed whenever you have some… intercourse." She finished with a blush, thinking back how John and Liz's loud lovemaking caused her and Vaggie have passionate sex too as the loud sex noises had really turned them on.
"And how are you going to do that?" John asks her.
Charlie ensured while looking around for something "With Keekee I can arrange that."
"Keekee?" John asked while raising an eyebrow "Who's Keekee?"
"Oh, she's the key to the hotel and she's also my pet," Charlie explained while she looked under the couch before looking in her office "Now, where could she have gone to?" she wandered as she kept searching around for her cat-key.
At that moment, Angel walked down the stairs, feeling tired. But when he noticed that someone new was standing next to John who he knew, made him form a smile "Hey, Liz! Long time no see."
Liz smiled back at him "Hey, Angel. How is it going?"
Angel shrugged "I'm good so far, though last night wasn't as much," he then grinned at John, seeing that he and Liz were the one who were fucking loud last night "So you and Lizzie were the ones making all those noises?" he chuckled with amusement "Gotta say, John. I never took you for a ladies man."
John formed small bush, feeling a bit modest "Uhm… thanks, I guess."
Husk rolled his eyes again while taking a big sip from his drink "Ugh. For fuck's sake."
Angel formed a flirty smirk at Husk, telling him with his sexy voice as he walked over to him and leaned against the bar "Well, good morning there, you good looking kitty."
"Go fuck yourself." Husk said while flipping the bird at him.
Angel chuckled while leaning closer to him "Awww. What's the matter, Husky? Got out of the wrong side of bed this morning?"
Husk ignored him while taking a drink, making Angel roll his eyes and went to the dining room to get something to eat while Niffty came out while mopping the floor.
The little cyclops maid noticed Liz standing next to John and quickly went over to her with a lovely smile, introducing herself to her "Hi! I'm Niffty! Hihihihi… I clean."
"Yeah… I can see that," Liz said, feeling a bit weirded out by the nifty cyclops maid.
"So, she was the one making all the sex noises last night with you, John?" Niffty asked him.
John nodded, while scratching the back of his head "Yeah… Sorry about that."
"Oh! Don't be." Niffty ensured before forming an insanely smirk "I loved hearing you two. Hihihihi."
Niffty then saw another few hell-bugs crawling around, making her chase after them while raising her dagger.
John ensured Liz about Niffty, "Don't worry. Though Niffty can be a little strange most of the time, she's actually a nice girl."
"I hope you're right…" Liz said while uncomfortable looking at Niffty as she stabbed the bug mercilessly while laughing maniacally.
The both of them went to the dining room to get some breakfast.
Later that day, John and Liz stood together in the lobby while she held a suitcase filled with some of the stuff she took from her old place. John too held another suitcase filled with more of his girlfriend's stuff.
Charlie was there too, holding a black/white cyclops cat with a long tail in her arms "This is Keekee." Charlie introduced her to John and Liz.
Liz looked at the cyclops cat with sparkling eyes "Ooooh, she's so cute!" She softly strokes the cat's head as she purred.
John looked at Keekee with some interest "So, she's able to make the walls soundproof?"
Charlie nodded "She sure can."
Keekee then suddenly morphs into a normal key and appeared in Charlie's hand, who waved around with her cat-key as a pink energy beam came out which made the walls glow for a moment before it disappeared.
Keekee then morphed back into her cat-form and Charlie stated while holding her pet in her arms and stroke its head softly "There you go! The walls are now soundproof."
Taking her word for it, John thanked her, "Great. Thanks, Charlie."
"No problem, John." Charlie ensured her before telling Liz, "I can't wait to help you in your path for redemption, Liz."
Liz chuckled as she shrugged "Thank you, Charlie," but then wandered and asked her, "Hey, uhm… since I don't technically work anymore at the strip club, I was wandering… since John works and lives here too, I…"
Charlie knew instantly what Liz meant and ensured her, "Oh, Liz. If you want to work and help around the hotel, you can. There's plenty enough to do and you'll earn a good salary too." She gave her a wink and gave Liz another spare key of John's room, which is now also her room "Here you go and welcome to the Hazbin family."
Liz smiled at her, before she said as she took John's arm "Well, if you don't mind, I think I wanna start settling into mine and my boyfriend's new room," she then went up the stairs together with John.
Watching them go upstairs, made Charlie sigh with a lovely smile to see two people being so in love.
Vaggie then came in from the front door, having returned after doing a little errand. Seeing John and Liz going up the stairs, she asked Charlie with a small smile on her face, "So, I take John's new girlfriend is gonna stay with us too, huh?"
Charlie heavily nodded with excitement "She sure is, Vaggie!" she then held Vaggie's shoulders, almost squealing as how happy she is "First John and now Liz! Oh, Vaggie. Think of the many sinners that are about to come after them!"
Vaggie however was a bit more realistic about it and told her, "Babe, I know you're all exited that we have two new guests in the hotel, and honestly, I'm happy for that too, but we gotta keep being realistic here. Just because…" but upon seeing Charlie's face becoming sad, Vaggie apologized to her "Sorry, Charlie. I didn't meant it like that. It's just… it's all going so fast now all the sudden."
Charlie's sad expression changed into an understanding look, telling Vaggie with a soft smile while stroking her cheek "It's okay, Vaggie. It'll be alright, I'm sure."
Vaggie smiled back at her and both shared a soft kiss.
Husk, drinking a bottle of scotch behind his bar, rolled his eyes with annoyance to watch them all 'romantic' "Ugh! Give me a fucking break…" he said under his breath.
As John and Liz were heading up to their room to get Liz settled in, Alastor suddenly appeared before them out of the shadows, surprising the both of them for a moment.
"Well, well, well. It looks like we have a new guest in the hotel. Welcome, Elizabeth, dear," Alastor said with his wickedly charming voice, greeting her with his usual grin "How wonderful to meet you at last."
Liz was a bit scared as she could tell from the way he looked at her, that the Radio Demon sure wasn't someone she'd wanna be around for too long. John however glared at him for scaring Liz.
She greeted him, nonetheless, being very nervous "Um… Hi. You're… Alastor, right? The Radio Demon?"
"Quite the charmer you are, Elizabeth." Alastor said before taking her hand and kissed the back of her hand.
John interrupted him with a warning tone "Don't touch her, Alastor! She's just getting settled in, okay?"
Alastor didn't like this kind of attitude, but let it slide just this once while he gave a shrug "Shit yourself, Mr. Randell. But… I'll be checking up on you both from time to time." He said while disappearing into the shadows again, with his glowing grin vanishing last "Count on it. Hahahahaha."
When he was gone, Liz looked at John, still shocked after meeting with the infamous Radio Demon "John…! You never told me that the Radio Demon is staying here too!"
Awkwardly, John scratched the back of his head "Right… I guess I should've told you that."
"Why is he here?" she asked before raising an eyebrow to where Alastor left "Don't get me wrong, but… I never expected that Alastor would be here to redeem himself."
John shook his head and told her while narrowing his eyes, "Trust me. The Radio Demon isn't here for any kind of redemption, Liz. He only lives here because he offered to help Charlie running the hotel, just so he can watch and enjoy watching people fail redeeming themselves.
Liz gave him a surprised look before narrowing her eyes as she knows by reputation how Alastor enjoys people's suffering for his own amusement.
Not wanting things to get spoiled over their recent encounter with Alastor, John tells her as he holds her hands, "Don't worry. I'll be here for you."
Liz gave him a sweet smile, and both shared a kiss.
Then, both took the suitcases and went to their room.
Once John had helped Liz unpack her things and placed all her clothes and other stuff in place, he held up a purple vibrator he found in Liz's suitcase.
"I… take this is yours?" John asked while he blushed and handed over the vibrator to Liz.
Liz blushed too while she giggled and took the vibrator "Hihihihihi. Yeah… that's mine alright."
Figuring that his girlfriend probably has a vibrator so she could masturbate for some stress relief, John ensures her as he shrugs, "Hey, I won't judge. It's… only natural for a person to…"
"Masturbate?" Liz asked with a flirty grin on her face, finishing his sentence.
John nodded with an awkward smile.
Liz chuckled and asked him "Do… you ever jerk off?"
John was surprised by this question, making him blush deeper. But gave her a small nod "Ye-yeah, I do… Sometimes…"
Liz bit her bottom lip, giving him a seducing smile as she stepped forward to him "You like to… show me… how you jerk off?" she asked while stroking him between the legs using her left hand.
"Uuhhh…" John had lost for words while giving a small moan.
Liz held up her vibrator in her right hand "If you do… I'll show you too how I… touch myself… using my favorite toy…" she said in a very seducing way while licking her lips, turning on her vibrator "And… this might be a good moment to… test how soundproof the walls are now, baby…"
Seeing her eyes, filled with both desire and love, John never could've imagined he would ever see the gaze of such beautiful eyes, never having seen them with his ex-girlfriend back on Earth.
John formed a small smile as he unbuckled his pants, giving a nod.
Liz bit her bottom lip again while she smirked.
As the days went by, John and Liz have been the happiest they've ever been ever since they died and went to Hell.
Feeling that John didn't have that many clothes for himself, Liz decided to go out shopping with her boyfriend, helping him picking out some great outfits that really suited his character, to which John was deeply grateful for. Not only that, but with the money that John and Liz earned from working in the hotel, they also bought a few things to make their room a bit more nice to their liking, being a flat screened TV that isn't made by VoxTek and some posters of famous pop singers.
When John was working and helping around in the hotel, Liz would be there to help too. Sometimes she was assisting either Vaggie or Charlie with some stuff. But most of the time she was helping John when he was either hunting for bugs together with Niffty or other stuff for the hotel.
John and Liz tried to avoid Alastor as much as possible, not trusting the Radio Demon the slightest.
They also joined some of Charlie's Redemption exercises, with their latest being to make muffins and deliver it kindly hand it over to as many sinners as possible, who all rejected their off of free muffins with smiling faces on it and some even threw them away. When they have free time, John and Liz would spend it together by going out on a date or romantically sit together and watch tv or movies together. And every night… John and Liz would share amazing passionate sex, with John reaching pleasures he could only have dreamed of, and Liz having become addicted to her boyfriend. Now with the walls having become soundproof, nobody in the hotel was anymore bothered by their loud sex noises
But, as though they spend the best time of their afterlives together, sharing so many passionate moments and doing many different sex positions, something was starting to bother John. As they were sharing sex, John most of the time wouldn't hesitate to release his seed inside Liz's pussy, to which Liz isn't even bothered with the slightest.
That night, being the fourth day since Liz had moved in the hotel with John, in their bedroom , John was fucking Liz in the Pile Driver position, ramming his erected cock hard in her pussy.
"AAAAH! LIZ I'M GONNA…! I'M GONNA CUM AGAIN!" John moaned out loud, feeling he was about to climax the third time.
With her ass raised in the air and John held her legs up, Liz moaned out with nothing but love and lust with her pupils having glowing heart shapes "YES! YES! YES! FUCK ME, JOHN! FUCK ME DEEP IN MY PUSSY! YEEEES!"
Being seconds away from climaxing, John rams his cock deep in her pussy, making his top part entering her womb as he released his fourth big load of sperm inside her "AAAAAAAAAAH!"
"AAAAAAH JOOOOOOOOHN!"
Feeling the big load of sperm filling her insides even more, Liz smirked with lust "Aahhh…! Ahhhh…! Fuuuck yes…!"
John slowly puts his girlfriend down on the bed before taking his cock out of her and his sperm dripped out of Liz's insides.
Liz rubbed her belly, rubbing the small bump being her sperm filled womb "Mmmmm… fuuuck… So nice and warm inside my womb…"
John gave a sigh as he looked down at her, giving a simple nod before sitting down to rest "Yeah…"
Liz noticed her boyfriend's bit of a worried face, making her wander what's bothering him. Stroking his leg, she asks, "What's the matter, baby? Wasn't I… good enough?" that last part made her worried.
John shook his head "No, no, Liz. You were absolutely amazing!"
"Then what's bothering you?"
"It's just… It's something that has been on my mind since yesterday…"
Liz gave him a small smile, showing that she's willing to listen to whatever her boyfriend's bothering him "Tell me."
John tried to find the right words and said, "We have been having lots of sex since you moved in with me. And I mean a hell lot of sex. I just… think we should be a bit more careful."
"What do you mean?" Liz asks with a raised eyebrow as she slowly sat straight, shoving next to John.
"Well…" he gave a bit of embarrassed look on his face "…I came inside you lots of times and… I just think we should be more careful because if we continue like this you… might get pregnant."
When John said that, it made Liz sad and looked the other way.
Seeing her like that made John very worried that he might have upset her. He held her hands and said, "Liz, it's not that I don't want children or anything. I just think it's a bit too early for that and maybe because it's not the right time."
Liz sighed while looking at him with sad looking eyes "It's not that, John…"
"Then what?"
She gave a small sob before she shook her head "I… I can't have children." That last word made her eyes teary.
This shocked John "You mean… you're infertile?"
"Yes…" Liz said but against shook her head "…and no."
John was confused by this.
Liz, while giving a sad sob, became angry at herself "It's… because of my fucking contract with Valentino!"
John wasn't sure what she meant by that.
"That… bastard made it so that every soul he owns and works for him… can't have any children!" Liz angrily said while tears fell from her eyes "He hates it when his employees get knocked up, especially those who perform in his porn vids! So he… made sure that when you make a deal with him and sign that… stupid contract with him that… we become infertile!" she sobbed while tears fell from her eyes.
John couldn't believe what he was hearing. The sound of her voice, as if she desires and would've loved to be a mother one day, was all made impossible because her soul is owned by the Pimp-Overlord Valentino.
John comforted his girlfriend with a hug, letting her sob on his shoulder "Oh, Liz…"
They remained like this for some time, allowing her to let her tears out.
John planted a kiss on her forehead, ensuring her with a soft voice, "Liz… nothing's gonna change my feelings for you. Even if you're unable to have children because of that… heartless boss of a moth of yours, I still love you."
"You… you mean that?"
"Of course I do," John ensures while stroking her cheek, wiping away a tear "I love you, Liz… No matter what, I will always love you."
Liz formed a smile as her eyes sparkled as a tear fell from her eye "John…" both shared a kiss.
Their kiss lasted for some minutes till they slowly separated, looking into each other's eyes.
"Is there… no other way to undo this… 'condition'?" John asks.
Liz shook her head "No, John. The only way for me to be released from this awful infertility-curse is for Valentino to release my soul," she then frowned "and as you know, he has never released anyone and probably never will as all he does is abuse and squeeze out everyone he owns till they can't work for him anymore, and then he'll blow their brains out."
"That…" John's blood boiled as he hates Valentino even more "… heartless piece of shit!" John felt a kind of anger he never experienced before, making his eyes glow and felt like two pointing things were starting to grow out.
Liz worriedly tried to calm him down "John! John, stop!"
John cooled down as his eyes became normal and the two pointing things he felt like growing out of his skull vanished and the rise of energy in him vanished like dust in the wind.
He looked at her, seeing he worried face. John sighs "I… I'm sorry, Liz. I didn't know what came over me."
Liz softly stroke his cheek "It's okay, John… Just… don't scare me like that again, okay?"
John gave her a nod "I'll try."
Both shared another kiss. John then carried Liz in bridal style and carefully placed her on her side of the bed.
Liz formed a sweet smile "Such a gentleman."
John gave a shrug as he lay next to her and covered themselves with their blanket "It's what I'm good at."
Liz chuckled as she moved closer to him and both embraced "You smart mouth…" and both shared another passionate kiss before falling asleep in each other's arms.
The next day…
After taking a shower together, which resulted in some passionate shower sex, John and Liz got dressed and left their room together.
"I wander what Charlie has in store for today." Liz wandered.
"Yeah, me too." John said
As he saw noticed Charlie and Vaggie's door was still open, John figured that either Charlie must be in there, or Vaggie or even both.
He looked at Liz and told her, "Hey, why don't you go downstairs now?"
"You sure?" Liz asked.
"Yeah," John said, "I'm just gonna see if I can find Charlie and see what job she has for us today. I'll join you shortly."
Trusting him, Liz formed a smile "Okay." both shared a kiss "See you later, baby." She said before walking down the hallway, heading to the stairs.
John went to Charlie and Vaggie's door. As he checked, he saw Charlie sitting at her big couch, looking a bit sad while staring down at a book she was holding.
Charlie noticed someone entered and looked, seeing it was John "Oh. Morning, John."
"Hey," he said as he approached her "You okay?"
Charlie formed a small smile, hiding some sadness within her while she stated, "Yeah. I just… I get pretty worked up after an Extermination happens." She looks out the window where there were still many fires in downtown Pentagram City as there still was some chaos in the streets as gunfire and sires could be heard in the distance after the latest early Extermination "The story helps." Charlie says while sadly looking down at the book she was reading.
"Yeah. I know what you mean," John said with sympathy as looked out the window. He too never liked to deal with all the chaos during the days and weeks after every Extermination. Changing the subject, he asks as he points at the book Charlie was holding "What's you reading?"
Charlie showed the book to John "It's one of my favorite to help me pass these chaotic days."
John checked the cover which says: The story of Hell.
Curious, John asks as he sits next to her "What's it about?"
Charlie, happily to show him as she opened the pages, with the pictures moving like you see on TV "This story tells the true history of Hell and how everything in the universe truly started."
John sure was interested to hear it as he only knew about the creation of the universe through either Scientists or from the Bible.
Charlie could see that John was interested, so, with a smile, she began to tell The Story Of Hell:
Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates known as Heaven.
The pictures changed from showing clouds and in the middle appeared a golden city protected by large golden gates.
John could easily tell that that's what Heaven would look like, just like how it was described in the Bible.
The pictures then changed, showing flying white beings with many wings and many eyes, protecting the goodness of Heaven from a dark black and red smoke representing evil itself.
It was ruled by beings of pure light. Angels that worshipped good and shielded all from evil.
The picture then showed a special kind of angel who smiled bright and created many unique wonders in Heaven, who was Charlie's father.
Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all creation.
But then then picture changed, showing a sad Lucifer while he was looked down and neglected by the other angels of Heaven while they created the universe and also the Earth itself, leaving a depressed Lucifer as the other angels wouldn't listen to him.
John felt pity for Lucifer.
But he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world. So he watched as the angels began to expend the universe in their ways.
Then, the picture showed that on the surface of Earth, after everything was made 'perfect' in the eyes of the angels, they also created the first man and woman: Adam and Lilith.
John was surprised to see it didn't mention Eve, but when still being alive had heard from other sources that Adam's first wife was actually Lilith, which are now confirmed.
But then John was surprised to see in the moving pictures that Adam was controlling Lilith constantly and felt he was the one who should dominate and saw Lilith only as a tool and not as an equal despite they were created the same way.
From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith. Equals as the first of mankind, but despite this, Adam demanded control and Lilith refused to submit to his will. She fled the Garden.
John watched in the moving picture as a very saddened Lilith resisted Adam's controlling behavior and ran away from her husband, leaving the Garden of Eden.
Feeling pity for Adam after falling into a depression when Lilith left him, the angels organized a search party to look for Lilith and to convince her to return to the garden to be at Adam's side. And the first who found her… was Lucifer
Drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer felt something that no angel had ever felt before and Lilith felt a connection with him. And so, instead of Lucifer convincing Lilith to go back to Adam, the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love.
Seeing how Charlie's parents had a lot in common when it came to rebelling against the establishment of Heaven's rules and fell deeply in love, John formed a smile.
Knowing that Lilith would never return to him, the angels created a new bride for Adam, using one of his ribs to form Eve, who was more obedient to her husband and less independent, which satisfied Adam as he finally had a bride that listens to him, not caring about Eve's true feelings.
As for Lilith and her newly found love Lucifer, both shared their ideas to share the magic of free will with humanity. Going against Heaven's wishes, the two rebellious lovers offered the Fruit of Knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted.
In the picture, John could see that despite Eve was solemnly created so Adam wouldn't be sad anymore and have a wife that obeys him rather than rebelling to his commands, he could see in the moving picture how Eve was deep down sad of having being created only to satisfy Adam's needs, making John feel pity for Eve.
He was surprised to see the part where Eve was offered the Fruit of Knowledge by both Lucifer and Lilith, not seeing that Eve was tempted and lied to like in the Bible, but that Lucifer and Lilith only gave Eve a simple choice which she could refuse if she wanted, only for Eve to gladly accept the Fruit of Knowledge and took a bite from the apple.
John was a bit of shocked to see that in doing so, Lucifer and Lilith had brought evil to Earth.
But the Earth was shattered by darkness unleashed by them as this gift of freedom came with a curse. For with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into Earth. With it, a new realm of darkness and sin. And the order Heaven worked to maintain was shattered. For their reckless act, the angels banished Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created, never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity, only the cruel and the wicked. Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream.
Seeing how Lucifer and Lilith were punished by Heaven for their seemingly innocent act, which had major consequences for the Earth and humanity, being banished into the dark realm of Hell for their reckless act, John couldn't believe how heartless the angels were, even feeling sad for Lilith to never be able to undo what she didn't meant to and Lucifer lost his will to think of wonderful ideas for all creation and fell into a depression.
In the next moving picture, John saw how Lilith thrived and brought Hell to new heights, leading the angels to start the yearly Exterminations as part of their population control policies to prevent Hell from getting overpopulated with demons and sinners.
But Lilith thrived, empowering demonkind with her voice and songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew, so did its power. Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision. That every year they would send down an army, an Extermination, to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them. but Lilith's hope remained. And her dream was passed down to their precious daughter, the Princess of Hell.
Charlie closed the book and sighed before looking out the window, vowing to fulfil her mother's dream for the afterlife, "Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you proud."
John remained in awe after hearing the 'true story' of Hell and how everything started "Wow…" he said before he shook his head "This all makes so much sense now!" he slapped his face "Ugh! I just can't believe that after what your parents tried to do, they were only punished even more just because they tried to do the right thing for both humanity and Heaven."
Charlie formed an understanding smile and placed her hand on his shoulder "It's okay, John. None of it is your fault." She sadly looked down.
"You okay?" John asks.
"I'm fine. Just… thinking, ya' know? Family stuff." She stated with a nervous smile, trying to shake off what's bothering her, especially her daddy issues.
John then wandered and asks her, "I wander… what does your mom think of what you're trying to accomplish?"
Charlie gave a nervous chuckle and smile while putting a piece of her hair behind her ear before she sighed.
"You haven't heard from her yet?" John asked with a bit of surprise.
Charlie shakes her head in dismay.
John could clearly see that she probably doesn't have a close relationship with her mom anymore "Geez. Then… how long has it been since you've talked to her?"
Charlie shrugged "Not that long, only seven… years," she said awkwardly before brushing it off and smiled while looking out the window "off doing something important I'm sure! but this kingdom was something she really cared about. Something I care about."
"Well, at least you aren't alone." Vaggie said as she entered the room.
Charlie was a bit of shocked, not expecting her girlfriend to stand behind her "Aah! Oh, hi Vaggie. How long have you been listening?"
Vaggie shrugged while walking over to her "Ever since you started reading John from you book." She shared a hug with Charlie, comforting her as she feels sad of having so much weight on her shoulders to attempt to redeem souls without any call or support from either her parents.
"I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work." Charlie hoped.
Vaggie softly stroke her cheek, ensuring her, "It will. I have faith in you."
John puts his arm around Charlie's shoulder, ensuring her too, "And so am I."
Charlie smiled at John while Keekee the cyclops cat soflty purred as she rubs up against Charlie and John's legs.
Vaggie then said, telling why she'd come to see her, "Alright, come on. Alastor says he has something to show us."
As Charlie and Vaggie both left their room, John rolled his eyes as he followed them "I wander what kind of brilliant idea the Radio Demon came up with." John said with a bit of sarcasm and distrust of Alastor.
The clock bell then rang from the top of the Heaven Embassy, making John to stop and look back, making him frown when staring at the sight of that building before leaving.
In the lobby, Alastor showed a little commercial he's made to promote the hotel.
The commercial starts showing a demon butchering a sinner by stabbing him to death while evilly smiling as Alastor approached them.
"Well, hello there you wayward sinner."
Both the demon and sinner looked with a confused look.
"Do you like blood, violence and depravity of a sexual nature?" Alastor asks them "Of course you do. That's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that?"
Several demons and sinners appeared, sharing the same confused glance before the screen showed the hotel itself.
"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel a misguided path to redemption!" Alastor said in an entertaining way "Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter Charlotte Morningstar!" the screen showed a nervously smiling Charlie waving at the camera before showing images of Charlie's failed interview with Katie Killjoy, being sad after a talk with her father and an image of a nervously smiling Charlie trying to convince that redemption is possible.
"Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!"
The screen then showed the interior of the hotel, showing the lobby where Razzle and Dazzle were happily sweeping the floor before the camera turned to a moody Husk falling asleep at the bar because of his drunkenness, before Niffty appeared with a big knife trying to kill a bug.
"Here we offer fun things! Such as somewhat functional staff! And 24 hour pest control!"
The screen then showed a partly clean toilet for some reason and then turned back to the lobby where a pillar fell down destroying the coffee table but thankfully missed Keekee who ran away fast
"Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor!"
Alastor then pointed the camera to an uninterested Angel Dust who gave him the finger. "Enjoy riveting conversation with this resident." But then the screen showed John and Liz passionately kissing in one of the hallways while trying to rip each other's clothes off "Or a wacky conversation with either of these lovely lovebirds!"
John stopped kissing Liz when seeing Alastor was recording him and Liz, making him furious and marched over to Alastor "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU CRAZY PERVERT!?" and slammed the camera!
"Wow!" the screen then showed a bit of a bad picture of the hotel "Al this and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here."
Words then appeared on the screen, saying: CALL NOW! OR DON'T! I DON'T CARE! WE STILL DON'T HAVE A WORKING PHONE!"
Alastor then turned off the television, asking with his usual grin Charlie, Vaggie, Liz and John who sat on one of the big couches, "So, what'd ya' think?"
Vaggie frowned at him "I'm sorry, what the FUCK was that?"
John almost exploded with anger "Damn you, Alastor! I did not gave you permission to put me and my girlfriend on the commercial while we're making love!"
Liz nodded, also angry at the Radio Demon "Yeah! This is a total violation of our privacy, you dickhead!"
Charlie, not wanting to escalate things and remain kindly, tried to say, "Uh, yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um…" she tried to explain in a polite way "…maybe the tone is a bit… off?" that remark made Alastor narrow his eyes without dropping his grin "We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um…" Charlie wasn't sure how to say that last word, afraid that it might hurt Alastor's feelings.
"Bad." Vaggie said "The word you're looking for is bad."
Alastor gave a simple chuckle "Funny. I was going for hilarious."
"Hilarious?" John asks while glaring at him "You call filming me and Lizzy making love HILARIOUS?!"
"It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from Extermination, which is the whole fucking point." Vaggie added.
Charlie nodded "Vaggie and John are right Alastor, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them."
Alastor gave a shrug as he stated, "Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on THIS noisy picture box advertisement." He said while tapping the television twice with his microphone staff "So, I had a little fun with it."
Vaggie stood up, not happy with the way Alastor is handling things ever since he came to help with the hotel "Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it? Well, THIS is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help RUN this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful Overlord like you thinks is a waste of time."
Angel, who lay on the other couch, raised his hand, catching everyone's attention.
"What?" Vaggie asks.
"If you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?" Angel proposed with a lustful smirk to use himself in the commercial as he pointed his three arms to himself while holding up a botte of alcohol in his fourth.
Vaggie and John both narrowed their eyes at him.
"Angel, you're a porn star." Vaggie says.
"A famous porn star. I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get it." Angels says while he grins.
Seeing that Angel wants to film a porn as a commercial, John shook his head, "For real, Angel? You wanna make a porn as a commercial? That's the stupidest idea ever to put the hotel in the spotlight!"
Vaggie nodded "John is right. We're not filming a porn as a commercial."
"Why not?" Angels asks, "Seks sells, don't it?" He smirks to remind them how profitable porn is "I swear if you film me goin' at it with mister fancy talk-creepy voice here," he points at Alastor who appeared next to him "you'd be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel."
Alastor laughs with amusement "Haha!" Before he shooks his head "Never going to happen!"
Charlie, trying to be polite despite she too thought Angel's idea wouldn't be beneficial to her hotel, said, "Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I really don't want to exploit you in that way."
Angel simple chuckled, taking it as a compliment, and said, "Oh, please baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms. I got the stamina. I got the legs. I hot the lung capacity," he laughs "Oh, I got the legs."
John narrowed his eyes at him "You said 'legs' twice."
"So?" Angel said with a naughty grin before he thought what other special skills he has as a porn star "I got the gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits."
John rolls his eyes while Charlie nervously chuckles before noticing her phone rings, showing that her father, Lucifer was calling.
"Hold that thought! I'll be right back." Charlie said while walking away, picking up the phone "Hello? Dad?"
"I could keep goin' all night, baby." Angel added before looking at John and Liz. "Say, Johnny, Lizzy, that little make out you guys did in the commercial was actually hot as fuck. You should definitely use that in a porn commercial for getting new guests in this place, with you guys as the stars."
But Liz snapped at hearing that. "NO FUCKING WAY, SPIDER ASS! MY RELATIONSHIP WITH JOHN IS COMPLETELY PRIVATE AND I WILL DEFINITELY NOT BE USED IN A DAMN PORN COMMERCIAL! ESPECIALLY NOT FOR EVERY NASTY PERVER OUT THERE!"
But Angel, although a bit frightened by her outburst, asked sexually, "Why not, sweet tits? Isn't that your job? You're a fuckin' stripper, ain't ya? And with a body like yours and how great you and Johnny are at fuckin' around everywhere, sinners all be lined up to get a piece of you two."
"I didn't became a stripper by complete choice, Angel, I did this because I couldn't see any other way to get by in the worst place in, I don't know, all the damn universe." Liz countered.
"So did I, Angel," John added, "And I'm with my girlfriend on this. you want to advertise somebody, me and Liz are a no go! You can just advertise your own damn body. It's all you seem to be good at around here." He mocked him while rolling annoyingly his eyes, making Vaggie smile as she actually agreed with John and Liz.
Angel frowned at him first, but then smirked as he chuckled "I'll take that as a compliment, honey." He took a sip from his drink before asking as he glanced at Alastor "Hey, I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just MAKE people to stay?"
Alastor shrugged while still showing his usual grin "Oh, trust me," before forming a mischieviously creepy look with dark magic and deer horns grew on his head "-I can."
Husk, having listening to them while still being behind his bar, groans as he said, "Why do you think I'm here?" that got everyone's attention, including Alastor who changed back quickly "You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fuck's bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcin' me?"
Niffy then appeared behind John with her hand raised "I like being forced." She said with a sadistic yest cute smile.
John sighed with an amusing smile and patted Niffty's head "I know you do, Niff."
Angel, liking the way how Husk complains, says in his sexy voice "What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?"
Husk glared at Angel, warning him "Call me 'Whiskers' again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat."
Angel loved Husk's threatening him "Kinky. Come on, keep talking dirty."
Vaggie interrupted them, telling Angel to knock it off "Angel. Let Husk do his job. And, no, we can't force sinners to stay here."
Liz nodded, agreeing with Vaggie, "Vaggie's right. They need to choose to if they want to improve themselves and be saved," but shrugs, admitting to herself, "even though I'm not completely convinced yet, and yet I am here together with my boyfriend to give it a shot."
Angel, rolling his eyes, telling how he really thinks about Charlie's ideas to redeem sinners and reminds her, "Well, I too choose to be here, sweet tits, and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?"
"Well, maybe it doesn't have to be." John said, not wanting to give up hope so fast as he's still determined to get to Heaven to rejoin with his daughter, Lucy.
Seeing John determined to keep believing in the Hazbin hotel made Vaggie smile and said, "John's right. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible."
Angel places his hand on Vaggie's shoulder, giving him a deadpan expression, with Vaggie giving him the same, "Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive."
Back with Charlie, who still on the phone with her Dad, becomes really happy as her father asks her to meet with the leader of the Angel Army in his stead.
"Yeah, I can totally yeah. I'll head over there right away. Okay!" she hangs up the phone and gasps in excitement before cheering "Yes! YES! Hahahaha!" she giggles with excitement and calls to Vaggie "VAGGIEHOLYSHIT!"
Vaggie was a bit shocked by her shouting but asks, "Ah! What?"
Charlie mumblings with excitement "Get over here!"
Vaggie sighs while she smiled and walks over to Charlie.
John had noticed Charlie excitement, making him curious and stand around the corner, listening to what the Princess of Hell and her girlfriend are talking about that made Charlie so excited.
"What's going on?" Vaggie asks Charlie who jumped around in a very happy mode.
Charlie took a deep breath to calm her nerves so she can explain, "My Dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead!" she explained fast due her excitement and grabs Vaggie while hyperventilating.
Hearing this, made time slow down for John as if a thousand kinds of thoughts ran through his mind. Charlie… meeting the leader of the Angel Army… meaning she's gonna meet an angel from Heaven… The thoughts of losing Lucy, the chance to be with her flashed through his eyelids.
"But-but…" Vaggie said as she was confused why angels wanted to meet up with Hell as their won't be another extermination until next year "the Extermination just happened. What could they-"
"CAN I GO WITH YOU?!" John shouts as he pops out of the corner.
Vaggie and Charlie both looked surprised at him.
"Uh… what?"
John ran to Charlie and held her shoulders, almost begging her "Charlie, please please pleeeease, let me go with you to that meeting with the angels!"
Charlie just blinked in confusion while Vaggie asks him, "Why do you want to meet up with them, John?"
Liz peeked out of the corner, having heard her boyfriend's plea to go with Charlie to this meeting with the angels, while she too was confused why the leader of the Angel Army wants to go down to Hell for a meeting.
John took a deep breath as he explains, "Okay, look, Vaggie, this maybe sound strange, but deep down I believe Heaven made a mistake when they send me to Hell when I died. If I can talk to someone in Heaven, and by the look of it someone who's important," he turned over to Charlie "I can finally get to the bottom of it and know what went wrong, and maybe… finally find the reason what made them to send me down to Hell for whatever sins I committed so I can work on myself on those things."
Vaggie was a bit surprised to hear that, while Liz formed a smile as she was so proud at her boyfriend.
It took Charlie a few seconds to think about it before she smiled as it didn't sounded like a bad idea "This… may be the perfect opportunity for you to know what went wrong so you can improve yourself, John. Of course you can come with me!" she said with a smile "Besides, I could use the bit of help when presenting the angels my idea to redeem sinners."
John smiled bright, almost getting teary.
Husk just simply rolled his eyes as how pessimistic he was about it, though hiding a bit of amusement as he would love to see John try to get himself into Heaven by talking to any of the angels.
Vaggie however then wandered "But why would the Exorcists want a meeting this soon after-" she was interrupted as Charlie began to sing.
I can do this! Somehow I know it!
I'll get Heaven behind my plans!
"Charlie, hold on…" Vaggie said, not wanting her girlfriend to raise her hopes up for this one meeting, but Charlie continued before holding John's shoulders
There's just no way I could blow it
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!
"It's just a meeting." Vaggie reminds her, while John formed a smile, as he could feel that this might be his once-in-a-lifetime chance to change his fate.
To change their minds
And touch their hearts
Or… whatever angels have!
Vaggie sighs deep "This could be bad."
John felt his nervous rising "But what if they don't listen?" he asks Charlie.
Cheer up, Johnny!
This could be swell!
He danced with John a few circles.
Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell!
In her all her excitement, she let go of John who almost tripped backwards and ran out of the hotel.
"Okay, but just don't… sing to them." Vaggie tried to warn Charlie.
"That bitch is halfway down the street!" Angel said with a grin while Alastor and Niffty looked at her leaving.
"Is she-?"
"Oh, she's dancin'!" Angel said.
"Ugh, no…" Vaggie said, knowing how bad this thing ends for Charlie as her happy singing and dancing never made any progress for her in the past despite her good intentions.
John, quickly recovering himself, raced out of the hotel, running after Charlie "Whoa…! Charlie, wait up!"
Liz watched her boyfriend leaving with Charlie, forming a hopeful smile in the hopes John can pull it through, "Go for it, baby."
While John tried to keep up with Charlie as they head down the street, avoiding all the destruction and bodies of dead demons everywhere while Charlie continues to sing her song
There's a warm, fuzzy feeling
That wafts through the air
Every street so revealing. It's hard not to stare!
Charlie stops at a window of a sex dungeon where a Hellhoud-sinner is having anal sex with an Imp wearing a sadomasochism mask, noticing Charlie and John and awkwardly flees.
It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhere
If you don't mind the smell…
Charlie and John accidentally step on a dead shark-demon that's releasing a very bad smelly fume into their noses, causing John to cover his nose and Charlie cautiously avoids the corpse and presses on.
It's a happy day in Hell!
Charlie friendly waves at a demon who's reading a newspaper but was actually smoking meth "Hi, mister!"
"Go fuck yourself!" the demon angrily said.
John rolls his eyes before asking Charlie, trying to stay friendly to her, "I don't want to be all negative, Charlie. But look. None are interested at all."
Both bypassed an apartment that was on fire, with a demon opens his window.
There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul
"Hello!" Charlie greeted a few more sinners and demons, with one ready to stuff a guy's throat with a pile of barbwire.
A ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole!
"Yikes…" John said while bypassing them.
Charlie then accidentally bumps against a hulking looking masked-demon with a big axe ready to do some murder-porn "Ah, excuse me!"
Doing what is required, we all have our role
(Sinner with a knife stuck in his eye): I'm not doing well!
Everyone and John: Another shitty day in Hell!
But not giving up, Charlie climbs on a destroyed truck and faces the other direction to sing to convince herself she can do it and also teaching John not to give up so easily.
If I can show them the dream I've dreamed
That any soul can change!
John then felt like… he wanted to sing along too, conflicted if it would work
John: Those angels might be hard to change
((Vaggie, looking over a balcony of the hotel): Those angels are hard to change)
Charlie: Then they will know everyone can be redeemed
From the evil to the strange!
(Vaggie: They're bloodthirsty and deranged!)
Charlie grabbed John's arm and pulled him with her, showing what she can see and hear in all these sinners, with John slowly seeing the bigger picture.
Charlie: I can hear all their stories
The lost and displaced
And I know that they're more of an acquired taste
But if I open the door and give them a place
At my Hazbin Hotel…
John smiled bright, feeling deep down that Charlie's right and sang along with her
Both: It'll be a happy day in Hell!
A truck drives by and Charlie and John hitch a ride from behind.
John felt a kind of happiness deep down he'd never had before in many years, telling Charlie, "Whoa… I never… felt like this before!" he then asked her with a raised eyebrow, "Do we have to stop?"
"Nonsense!" Charlie said with a big smile "This is only just the beginning."
John shared her enthusiasm "Well, what are we waiting for? Let's continue!"
"That's the spirit, John!"
Both drove by Porn Studios and Cannibal Town.
Both: From the porn studio
Where the cinephiles go
To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows!
Charlie and John go off the ride and walked through the street, bypassing a few cannibals.
Both: to the Cannibal Town
Where they don't wear a frown 'cause
Both then passed by a couple eating a corpse, with John shot in the eye with blood from the corpse
John: Fucking shit!
Charlie: Ew, my gosh! Why?!
Though Charlie was a bit worried for John, he easily shoved it off as he was so into the song and wiped his eye while he smiled.
John: And I don't give a crow that
His brains got in my eye!
John held her arm, ensuring her as his eye got back to normal
John: Cause I know you can spare them
From Heaven's genocide!
Charlie smiled bright as both sang together.
Charlie and John: I/You can do this, I just know it!
(There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul)
Charlie and John: I'll/We'll get Heaven behind my/your plans!
There's just no way I/we could blow it
(I knida like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole)
Charlie and John: Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!
To change their minds
Slug-demon wearing a trench coat, showing it's private parts to Charlie and John: And touch my parts!
While Charlie was creeped out, John frowned at the slug-demon and kicked him hard in the balls!
"Ow!" the slug-demon groaned with pain before he collapsed.
"How about a footing right up your ass, DICK?!" John angrily called. Seeing he went a bit too far and saw Charlie's shocked look, he apologized to her, "Sorry… I was a little…"
Charlie ensured him while taking his hand as they approached the Heaven Embassy "Oh, that's okay. Now we're gonna…
Charlie: Fulfill my destiny!
The slug-demon groaned and walked away, giving John and Charlie the finger before leaving.
John and Charlie smiled while they reached the doorsteps of Heaven Embassy
John: I can already tell!
Both: Today is gonna be a fuckin' happy day in Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell!
John caught his breath, still being in the happy mood after all that singing "Wow…! Just… wow! I feel… wonderful!" he chuckled as they reached the big door of the embassy "I gotta sing more often."
Charlie smiled at him as they opened the door and peek inside.
"Hello?" Charlie called nervously with her voice echoing through the shining and beautiful marble walls.
"Helloo-ooo?"
To both their surprises, there was nobody inside and walked further in.
"Anyone home?" John called.
John shared a confused look while Charlie was a bit uncomfortable as there's not a single angel inside the Heaven Embassy.
"Creepy..." Charlie said, with John giving her a nod.
As they came to the front desk, with no one but a single bell, Charlie taps the bell to ring it, and in an instant, a golden scroll and feather ink pen floats from above over them.
"Oh, okay…" Charlie said while she signs it "Also creepy."
The paper then floats over to John, with him raising an eyebrow but signed the paper too with the feather ink pen.
The paper and feather ink pen the fly up, disappearing before a twin door slide open to show them the meeting room.
Charlie and John entered, with John calling as the room was complete dark "Uh… hello? We're here for the meeting with the leader of the Exorcists."
The lights then suddenly switch on, revealing two angels at the end of the room, with one being an Exorcist Lieutenant named Lute standing next to her boss named Adam, sitting at a chair enjoying some rip.
"'Sup?" Adam said.
John looks surprised while Charlie tripped backwards from the shock "Holy shit!"
Charlie quickly got up and readjust herself to introduce themselves properly "Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad asked me if I could meet you."
Adam gave a shrug "Yeah, I know."
Lute then glared at John, demanding to know as she was about to draw her Angelic sword "Who's that?!"
John raised his hands with some fear before Charlie quickly explained while waving her hands around "Whoa, whoa, wait! He's with me!"
Though Lute was still eager to draw her sword and kill John, Adam asked with a bit of curiosity "Who's he? Your butler or somethin'?"
John shook his head "No, I'm not. I'm Charlie's… employee, John Randell."
The Exorcist Leader took a bite from his rib before giving him a rock'n'roll sign "'Sup. The name's Adam."
Lute looked at her boss and asked, "Can't I just kill him now? You know that the Holy Embassy of Heaven is forbidden to sinners!"
John was a bit scared, but, gathering some courage, he reminding Lute, "Actually… you can't."
"Why is that?" Lute demanded as he glared at John, much to Charlie's worry while Adam watched with interest.
"Well…" John quickly thought "Because I came along with the Princess of Hell to assist her during the meeting. And… because this is technically an embassy," he then formed a small grin "I'm pretty sure your superiors up 'there'," he pointed up the sky, meaning Heaven, "won't take it very well if you spill blood of an innocent person who came here in peace. And also because technically Extermination Day is over, so you can't do shit." He added.
Lute growled before Adam gave her a nod, clearly ordering her to stand down. She took her hand away from her sword, much to her dismay.
Charlie sighed with relief before moving on "So… It's nice to meet you, Mr. Adam."
Adam, appearing to be friendly, reached out his hand to shake hers "Totally. It's nice to meet you, too." But as Charlie was about to shake hands, her hands slips right through, reaveling him to be a hologram, fizzing on and off after being touched, which freaks Charlie out.
Adam laughed at her "Hahahaha! I fucking got you," he turns to Lute "Did you see that?"
Lute gives a nod.
"Ha. Good shit."
John asks him "Wait. You're not really here?"
Adam mocks him "No, you think I'd come down there?" he laughs "No, I mean, I love the vipe, totally, I love the tunes. Pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong," but then says how awful Hell is "But it's sucha bummer, man! Everything down there's just so 'eugh', you know? Ew."
"Right." Charlie said before going to tell them about her hotel "So, I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. Not only for a certain case Mr. Randell wishes to address but, there's also a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk about-"
Adam puts his hologram-finger on Charlie's lips to quiet her down "Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. We've got time. How about we get to know each other a little. Mmm? How about lunch? You hungry? I got you." he takes the plate with rips he's been eating, offering it to John "How about you, big guy? It's my personal favorite. There's plenty to go around."
John was about to take one as he raises his hand, but stopped midway and narrowed his eyes at Adam.
Adam waits for him to take some "Well? C'mon now. Don't worry. I don't bite."
John didn't took any while Charlie was about to take one "Uh… thanks."
But John stopped her and asked her, "Charlie. If Adam's not here, then why is he able to raise that plate?" he held his finger down and phased from beneath the plate up right through it, revealing the plate with rips was also a hologram "Childish, if you ask me." he said with an unimpressed look on his face.
Adam groaned with annoyance as he angrily puts his plate back on the table "Ugh! Thanks for ruining the fun!"
John gave a shrug.
Charlie took him over to the corner, excusing herself and John "Uhm… could you… excuse us for a second?" as they were alone, Charlie whispered to John "John, please, don't ruin this."
John whispered back, being annoyed already by Adam's childish behavior but in an apologizing way "I'm sorry, Charlie, okay? But, seriously? THAT is the leader of the Exorcists? He's a total jerk."
"But he could be the only one able to see if your judgement to Hell was indeed a mistake and could possibly fix it," Charlie reminded him but admitted "I know he seems a bit… of a jerk, but this meeting could help the hotel and you. So, please…" she begs him "please try to hold yourself in, please? For me?" she gave him a begging puppy-eyed look.
John sighs, knowing that Charlie is right and he should put his pride aside if he wants to see her hotel succeed and able to see his daughter again. He nods and promises her "Okay… I'll try. I promise."
Charlie gave him a sweet smile before both turned back to Adam and Lute, asking, "So… where were we?"
Back at the Hazbin Hotel…
All of the Hazbin crew had been gathered in the lobby by Vaggie to discuss Alastor's poorly misleading commercial for the hotel, knowing they need a better one.
Niffty, Husk and Angel were sitting on the big couch, with Angel giving a sexy flirty grin at Husk, much to his annoyance while Alastor and Liz each sat on a different chair.
"Okay," Vaggie began "so, Charlie is dealing with something very important, so while she and John are gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents Charlie's vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera." She turned to the Radio Demon "Alastor?"
Alastor snaps his fingers to conjure up a camera for Vaggie, which was actually a very old folding-type photo camera from the 1930's.
Vaggie narrowed her eyes at him "A video camera." She corrected him.
Despite Alastor's extreme dislike for modern technology, Alastor gave a shrug and snapped his fingers again, conjuring up a video camera that has been poorly used as it had some pieces of tape stuck together on it.
But, as it was as good as it could be, Vaggie nodded "Alright! Let's do this!
A few minutes later, Vaggie stood ready with the video camera, pointing at Husk who was reading a script behind the counter and Angel sitting on a bar stool. Behind Vaggie, Liz took a moment to read her part in the script before putting it away.
Vaggie started recording before she said, "And… Action!"
Husk asked Angel while still reading the script, clearly not being able to memorize his lines "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel," he said while moaning with annoyance "Can I HELP you with anything?"
Angel, acting all naughty and sexy, said as he climbed on the bar and stroke Husk's cheek, "I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place." before switching to his normal voice "…on the path to redemption!"
Husk groans with annoyance and read the script again "Well, you come-"
"Ooooh, yes!" Angel moaned, faking he climaxed like in a porn.
"…to the right place." Husk said while narrowing his eyes at Angel.
Vaggie had had it with Angel's porn acting and stops recording "Cut! Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have the script in front of your face?"
Angrilly, Husk said, "I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit!"
Angel smirked at him, and said in a flirty way, "Well, we could improv this shit, baby cakes," he gets closer to Husk's face and purrs seductively, causing Husk to shove Angel off the counter.
"Whoops." Husk said before taking a big sip from his alcoholic drink.
"Husk, come on!" Vaggie said.
Suggesting a different way, Liz asked Vaggie, "Maybe I could take Angel's place?" she took a new dress she'd bought a few days ago when she and John went out for shopping, being a purple glitter dress with no straps and also held a blond hairy wig.
Seeing it was probably better than Angel being all horny all the time, Vaggie shrugged "It's worth a shot," she then told Angel "You'll take Liz's place for the time being, Angel."
Angel, while standing up and rubbed his butt, sighs, saying in a bit dramatic way "Oooh. That hurts, Vagina."
Vaggie glared at Angel for a moment but ignored him for now.
Not long after, Liz, now wearing her new long purple glitter dress and wearing a blond wig, sat on Angel's place while Husk cleaned the bar."
"Bar scene, take 2," Vaggie said. "And… Action!"
Husk repeated his lines as he asked Liz, "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Uhhh…" he quickly checked the script "Can I help you with anything?"
Liz, being in her role, sighed sadly, "Oh. I don't think a drink can help me right now, sir. What I need is… a place that will help me on the path to redemption."
Husk quickly read his lines again before saying to Liz, "Well, you've come to the right place."
"Cut!" Vaggie said and gave Liz a thumps up "That was perfect, Lizzie."
Liz smiled at Vaggie before she gave a mocking smirk to Angel, who flipped her off.
Not long after, Vaggie was with Niffty inside one of the bedrooms to record her part.
Niffty however was distracted by a bug she found and tried to stab it with her knife "Hehehe. Stap. Stap. Stap!"
"Alright, Niffty. Niffty?" Vaggie called to her but she was too distracted "Niffty!" Vaggie held Niffty's shoulders, causing her stop stabbing at the bug and look at her "Your line is 'We have the cleanest rooms'. Okay?"
Vaggie wanted to give Niffty a few simple lines.
Niffty smiled at her, ready for her part "Got it. I'm ready."
Vaggie started the recording "Action!"
But upon saying Action, Niffty freezes and stares blanky at the camera, not breathing or even moving. Vaggie lowered the camera, puzzled by Niffty being in a sort of 'hypnotic state'.
Angel too was confused.
"Uh… Cut." Vaggie stopped the recording.
Niffty immediately went back to her cheerful self and giggles with exitement "How was that?" she asked.
"Well, Niffty, you actually have to say the line." Vaggie told her, which made Niffty sad. Vaggie was about to restart the scene "So let's roll again."
"Okay." Niffty nodded heavily with a smile, ready to say her part it this time.
"Action."
But again, Niffty freezes and stares blanky in the camera, which made Vaggie annoyed this time.
Angel mocked her by saying, "You're doing great, Vagina."
"Cut!" Vaggie called with a bit of anger and frustration, but took a breath and just said "Alright, um… maybe we can try to fix it in post."
"Do you even know what that means?" Angel asks, doubting Vaggie's ability to make a video.
"I'll figure it out!"
Back at the Heaven Embassy…
Angel and John both looked bored as they were constantly listening to Adam about his sex life and boasting himself. Charlie was propping herself on her elbows while John gave a yawn.
"So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, 'Do you know who I am? I'm fucking Adam. I'm the original dick!'. I'm the original dick!" he points down to his penis down the table.
While Adam kept talking, something was making John to raise his hand "Uhm… excuse me?"
"Yeah?" Adam wandered.
"Sorry to interrupted you with your interesting story," he said with discomfort as his story wasn't anything but interesting, asked, "but, are you by any chance, THE Adam? Garden of Eden-Adam? First parent-Adam?"
"One and only, bitch," Adam said proudly while holding up a rock'n'roll sign "I'm the original dick! I started everything on Earth!"
Charlie looked surprised as all the pieces were put together in her mind, realizing the reason why her mother left him, making her wince "Ooooh. That explains so much."
"I know. I fucking rock." Adam said arrogantly while he smirked.
John narrowed his eyes while he mentally said, 'This… is Adam himself?! Jesus fucking Christ! He's an even bigger deuce bag than how they portrayed him in the Bible! No wonder Charlie's mom left him.'
Trying to brush off the awkwardness from Adam, Charlie nods to John that they should get to the subject of matter in hand. Despite John saw what kind of a loathing idiot Adam is, he sighs deep before giving a nod to Charlie, which earned her a smile. Trying to be more friendly, John stated as he rose from his chair, "(Ahem) So, Adam…" he cringed as he forced a smile on his face "Mr. Adam, sir."
"Call me, Dickmaster." Adam says with a big arrogant smirk.
John narrowed his eyes, refusing to call him by that stupid nickname "Adam."
Charlie took over and said, "What we're trying to say here is, well… You seem like a smart… well, stand up guy."
"Uh-huh." Adam nodded while picking his teeth.
"And we know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary. A-A genius!"
John narrowed his eyes at Charlie 'Do you really have to do with all the sucking up, Charlie?' but remained friendly.
Adam felt modest with Charlie's words "I mean, you words, babe."
Seeing she might get his attention now, Charlie added "Who would really love to put his name on something."
Adam liked the sound of this "Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!"
"It's a solution to our biggest problem!"
Adam nodded, guessing what she meant by that "Oh, herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch."
John shook his head "No, no, Charlie meant our other biggest problem."
"Oh… uh… ugly people?" Adam guessed again, "Math? Global Warming Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem. Ummm…"
Charlie looked with annoyance at him while John twitched his right eye, almost losing his temper as how ignorant Adam is.
Back at the Hazbin Hotel…
In a private room, Vaggie and Liz were sitting in front of a broken TV, watching the poorly edited shots of the commercial. Liz wanted to see if she could help Vaggie editing the shots made for the new commercial as Vaggie shows not being able to figure it out to put it together well. And sadly, though Liz was sort of a better help, the new commercial still looked bad, even worse than Alastor's version.
Vaggie groans with frustration.
Liz sighs as she puts the video camera down "I'm sorry, Vaggie. I really thought editing the shots like that would make a bit more… better." She said with uncertainty.
Vaggie shook her head "No, no, it's not your fault, Liz. But mine. I just wanted to help Charlie make a better commercial to help her hotel becoming successful."
"I know, Vaggie." Liz said with sympathy before she suggested "Maybe… we should redo a couple of shots?"
That was when Alastor appeared in the shape of a shadow before materializing behind them, showing his usual grin while mockingly asking them, "Seems like you're having a bit of a trouble there, right, ladies?"
Liz glared at Alastor while Vaggie groaned with annoyance, "Ugh, este pendejo (this asshole)… Why are you even here?" she asked with frustration.
Alastor sits on an empty couch next to Vaggie, stating with amusement, "Well, for the entertainment of course. I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly, like you two are doing now. Good job!"
Liz grind her teeth, getting ticked off by Alastor and his carefree insults and stands up while turning the camera towards the Radio Demon "And here is Alastor, egocentric piece of…" but as she moved the camera to Alastor's face, the video camera glitches violently from green to red, making Liz yelp before dropping the sparking camera "Aaah!"
Even Vaggie was shocked what just happened.
Alastor glared at Liz as his eyes and grin glowed yellow before turning red "I wouldn't try that, my dear. This face was made for radio. So if you value your little afterlife, never do that again." His head glitches while deer horns grew on his head, warning Liz never to point a camera on him ever again unless she wants to die a second death.
Liz was at first scared of Alastor but then glared at him.
Vaggie, having had enough of Alastor's insults, walks up to him "That's it! I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make THIS work, because it won't be so 'entertaining' to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?"
Liz joined Vaggie, agreeing with her and warned Alastor, "Vaggie is right, Deer Head. It wouldn't do any good for us or you if you won't stop acting like this!"
Alastor narrows his eyes at them, not taking this kind of imitation from them. But then he shrugs, suggesting them, "Fair enough. I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal."
Vaggie and Liz both crossed their arms "Pfft, you think we're that stupid, making a deal with a demon like you?" Vaggie said.
Liz nodded "Yeah, I would rather die a miserable second death than make a deal with you."
Alastor chuckled "Hahahaha. Not for your souls, dears, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you," he pointed to Vaggie "never ask me to engage with this frivolous TELEVISION technology ever again." He points with his staff to the broken TV.
Vaggie and Liz shared a glance, being unsure to trust Alastor to do the work for them.
"Or…" Alastor continued "Charlie and John can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice, ladies."
Liz gave Vaggie a shrug, letting her make the decision.
Vaggie sighs, agreeing to Alastor's terms "Fine." She picks up the camera and places it in Alastor's hand. Using his powers, green energy skulls start swirling around it.
"Now then!" Alastor evaporates the camera with a clap of his hand, then snaps his fingers, conjuring an entire professional film set in the room, summoning Angel, Husk and Niffty, dressing up everyone in fashion clothes from the Roaring Twenties and summoning Ink demons to serve as additional film crew members.
"Whoa…" Liz said as her clothes materialized into a gorgeous black-silver dress. Despite it wasn't her style, she admitted to herself she looked damn hot in this.
Vaggie smiled with a determined look on her face "Alright everyone! Let's make a fucking commercial."
Back with Charlie and John at the Heaven Embassy…
Adam just kept boasting about himself, much to Charlie and John's annoyance.
"When you take her out for the 5t h time and she still expects you to pay the check," Adam said "but you're like 'Hey, I thought you wanted equality!'"
Charlie was now so frustrated that she yelled, "No! OUR shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!"
John was equally frustrated as he hits his face "Uggh! You are such a egotistical idiot!"
Adam wouldn't take that insult from him "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!" he shouted like a child.
"No fucking way, asshole! You're like a damn frat boy! We came here to discuss a better solution to Hell's overpopulation. And the fact that there may have been a mistake sending me down here when I died."
But Adam just laughed "Hahahaha! A better solution? We've already got that covered." He said before looking at his second in command, "Lute, how many sinners did you get this year?"
"275, sir." Lute answered.
"Whoa! 275? Awesome job, Danger Tits. Pound it." Adam said before they did a fist bump.
Lute then looked at John "And about the little mistake you mentioned, angels don't make mistakes." She said.
"Uh… Lucifer for 1." John said sarcastically.
"Well, he's the exception than the rule. He's the most hated being in all creation. Everybody knows that." Adam said while grinning like an evil person.
Charlie, despite she didn't liked the way Adam called her father an evil creation, quickly got back to the matter at hand before things could escalate, "No, not awesome! Those are my people, you know that, right?"
Adam mocked Charlie about the situation due to his god complex and self-absorption. "Ohhh, yeah… That must suck for you, huh, princess? HAHAHAHAHA!"
Unable to hold himself back, John said angrily, "Hey! This is not funny, you idiot!"
"These are souls." Charlie tried to protest "Human souls, just the same as the ones you have up in Heaven, right?"
"They're not the same." Lute told her. "They had their chance and they earned damnation," she then glared at John "that includes you too, you disgusting abomination."
John grind his teeth, having the urge to lunge at her, as his teeth slowly became canine and horns tried to grow on his head.
Charlie quickly interfered, telling Lute "You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes."
"Like I said before: Angels don't make mistakes." Lute said.
"You really think that?" Charlie asked while narrowing her eyes and John's
"I know that."
"Yeah, right!" John said with a glare, though his fury faded and his partial demon-form but was still very angry at Adam and Lute for being so heartless.
"Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life." Adam said with his elf-absorption kicking in despite him making every mistake there was in creation multiple times and believed himself untouchable due to being the first human on Earth and his god complex.
"Oh yeah?" John countered "Well, I'll beg to differ. Like, how about eating that apple back in the Garden of Eden, hmm, dumbass?!"
But then, Lute added, telling Charlie "The only reason you're still here is because Daddy got you and your Hellborn-kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel? To know you little you matter." She taunts her before turning to John "And you! the only reason you're still alive is just pure luck."
"Oh yeah? So, what? You just suck this asshole's dick so much, you can't get enough of it, can't you, bitch?" John asked before calming down. "And by the way, about why I'm here: I wanted to know if my daughter is okay there in Heaven. And if there's a chance that redemption is possible, that maybe… someday I could join her there."
Charlie was shocked when John mentioned his daughter being in Heaven "Wait. You have a daughter up in Heaven?"
John looked at her, giving a small sad face as he gave a nod "I do…"
But Adam, not wanting this sinner to know anything about his daughter, not that he cared anyway, wanted to end this meeting now and said as he pretends to look at his watch "Ooops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it-"
"Oh, fuck!" Charlie cursed that she still has to tell about her plan for redemption through her hotel.
John too, knowing there wasn't any time for sucking up or insulting, nodded wildly and carried a pile of drawings that Charlie made for her presentation, following Charlie and puts them on the table, organizing them quickly.
"Okay, we've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time, and I feel like you weren't hearing us before, so here it goes." Charlie began and cleared her throat before starting to sing as John quickly handed over the drawings she needed:
I know Hell's population is out of control
It's a bad situation
It's taking a toll
If we rehab these sinners
And cleanse all their souls
At my Hazbin Hotel-
John interrupted her quickly "Wait, Charlie, you're getting ahead of yourself!" and quickly gave her another few drawings.
"Right! Extermination!" Charlie said and continued singing, while Adam and Lute clearly looked uninterested.
I know you guys fly down
Just to kill once a year
And it must be annoying
To schlep all the way here
John then joined in, forcing a smile on his face.
John: If they join you in Heaven
That trip disappears
Charlie: You can wave that chore farewell
Both: It'll be a happy day in-
But Adam then interrupted them.
Let me stop you right there
"Huh?" John asked surprised.
Save us all precious time
"Okay…" Charlie said uncomfortably and confused.
Adam smirked evilly.
If you're suggesting is letting them climb
Up the ladder
Oh they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates?
"Well, that's the whole point of-" John tried to say, but Adam continued his rock song while staring in John's face, mocking his ridiculous attempt to get to Heaven to rejoin his daughter
Sorry, Johnny. But there's no defyin' their fates!
(Or yours!)
Hell is forever
Whether you like it or not!
Had your chance to behave better
Now you boil in the pot!
Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight!
They're burnin' for their lives
Until we kill 'em again!
(And you, bitch!)
While John glared at Adam, Charlie awkwardly smiled, trying to convince him, "Okay, but-"
But Adam wouldn't listen and kept singing his mocking and god complex song, thinking he's high above anyone else and can do whatever he wants.
Just try to chillax, babe
You're wasting your breath
"But it's my life and my daughter who-" John tried to protest.
Did I hear you imply
That they don't deserve death?
(Or you?)
Are they winners?
Are they sinners?
Cause it's cut and dry!
Charlie tried to show a planning of her redeeming plan in the Hazbin Hotel "Well, actually, if you take a look-"
Fair is fair
An eye for an eye!
He then flew up, like walking down from the clouds like he's a self-proclaimed saint.
And when all's said and done
(Said and done)
There's the question of fun
(Fun)
And those of us with Divine Ordainment
Extermination is ENTERTAINMENT!
Adam then played guitar, mocking them that he's above everyone
Bow-no-no-nownow
Guitar solo, fuck yeah!
John and Charlie exchanged glances, with John's hate for Adam rising.
Then, four golden mirages of Exorcist appear, surrounding Charlie and John from all sides, making them both take several steps back while John stood in front of her to protect her.
Hell is forever
Whether you like it or not!
Had their chance to behave better
Now they boil in the pot!
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it!
They're burnin' for their lives
Until we kill 'em again!
Fuckin' Hell is forever
And it meant to suck a lot
So give up you dumb John Randell
'Cause you don't have a shot!
Charlie got so angry that she growled and turns into her demon form while John too grew furious as his eyes glowed bright red, his teeth turned canine and to horns tried to grow out of his skull, but something was holding John back as if it didn't want him to turn into a full-demon.
Ling as I've got your attention
I guess I should probably mention
That we've made determination
To move up the next Extermination!
Adam puts a scroll in Charlie and John's face, saying: MOVING UP THE EXTERMINATION BITCH! FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT!
"WHAT?!" Both Charlie and John call out in shock, turning back to normal.
Can't wait a whole year
To slaughter those little cunts
I know it's just been a week
BUT WE'LL BE BACK IN 6 MONTHS!
Charlie and Adam are then grabbed by Lute and a few other Exorcists and thrown out of the door before tossing the pile of drawings back to them.
Charlie tries to get back to Adam "Um, wait, you-you…" but the door slowly closes while he mockingly continues do his guitar solo shredding.
As it fully closes, Charlie angrily calls out while tearing up and slams a fist on the door "Ugh, SHIT!"
Charlie was on the brink to sob, but then turned back to John, who rose up, standing frozen while staring at the door.
"John?" Charlie worriedly asked.
But suddenly, both were lift up by some golden energy while on the speakers a voice called to them, saying, "Thank you for your delightful visit to the Heaven Embassy. Have a safe trip back home." Charlie and John were both then moved out of the Embassy as the main doors closed before a sign materialized on the front door, saying: SINNERS NOT ALLOWED! BE SHOT ON SIGHT!
Charlie sadly looked down, not believing what had just happened. Not only did Adam not listen to her plan to redeem souls while he constantly mocked her and John, but also the shocking revelation that they plan to move up the Extermination to 6 months instead of a year.
John didn't say a word. He just… turned and left, walking away.
Charlie looked back at him, worried for him "John, wait!"
However, Charlie's words fell into deaf ears as John's mind was still on what happened at the meeting. But finally after a minute walking, John finally stopped in the middle of a street.
"John…" Charlie said, being also very sad for him but also never knew he had a daughter up in Heaven "I… I never knew that you had a-"
But suddenly, John yelled out in pure rage while tearing up "GrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" and grabbed a ironpipe before slamming a parked car many times, shocking Charlie.
"MOTHERFUCKERS! YOU MOTHEFUUUUUCKEEEEERS!" After John broke several windshields and demolished the car very badly, he threw away the pipe and angrily yelled out "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" he panted before falling in his knees, sobbing as he looked up at the sky, watching where Heaven was "Lucy… Lucy…"
Charlie felt very bad for him, seeing John as a broken spirit. She slowly approached him and sat on her knees, giving him a hug, to which John returned and cried his tears out.
"There. There. It's okay. Let it all out." Charlie softly said while stroking his head.
Later, Charlie and John sat somewhere, with Charlie telling him as it began to make sense to her, "I just… I never knew you had a daughter, John. Is this why you joined the hotel?"
John gave a small nod "Yeah." He sighed as he began to tell, "Her name is Lucy… and… she was the best thing that ever happened to me. When I was still alive on Earth, I wasn't taking life really serious and just wanted to enjoy life to the best. But then… when my girlfriend back then, Brianna told me she was pregnant, my whole world turned upside down, because I was going to be a father," he shook his head, disgusted with himself of how much of an idiot he was back then, before getting teary as he thought about when his daughter was born "But when she was born… and I held her in my arms the first time… it was like… I was looking at the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. So, for her sake, I tried to change myself and be a better example, but… it was hard. Because I hadn't taken life serious for so long, I was almost not good in anything. I lost so many jobs in the years that followed, nearly ruining us financially that… Brianna had enough of it, saying how much of a loser I am and being an idiot, not even caring anymore about our daughter. So she left, leaving me along with my daughter."
Hearing this, Charlie felt more sorry for John to have to go through so much.
John then shrugged "Well, yeah… things were a bit tough for us, but… thank God my Mom was there to help and… I finally found a great job at the Italian restaurant and… I was making enough money for the both of us. But then, suddenly Brianna showed up again, demanding full custody over our daughter despite having been gone for years. Eventually, we had to fight it out in court and… the judge ruled in my favor, giving me full custody over my daughter. I was so happy…"
"Then… what happened?" Charlie asked.
John shook his head "Only a few days later… I died… we both died in a car crash." He looked up to the dot that is Heaven "We both were dragged up into Heaven, seeing the divine light. But as we arrived, this…" his anger rose "this… fucking angel just took a few seconds to look at my 'file' and said 'The girl can stay. Throw the father into Hell, I don't care.'" He got teared up "That was the last moment I saw my daughter… being ripped away from me while I was thrown into the dark pits, watching her horrified and teary face…"
Flashback
"No… You can't-" John begged, completely shocked he was denied into Heaven.
"Daddy?" little Lucy looked up at her father scared.
Suddenly, a force pulled him away from her and a dark vortex formed, sucking John into it.
"LUCY!" John tried to hold on.
"Daddy, NO!" Lucy tried to go after him, but was held back by the angel casting John to eternal damnation.
John couldn't hold on and… was sucked into the abyss "Nooooo!"
Lucy called to her father as he fell into Hell "DAAADYYYYYY!"
End of flashback
John shook his head "That was the last time I saw her…" he looked up to Heaven again "She's up there… waiting for me." he then looked at Charlie "That is the main reason I joined the hotel, Charlie. To redeem myself and go to Heaven and be with Lucy again." He sighed "I made a lot of mistakes in my life… but Lucy was the reason I grew up, the reason I stopped taking life for granted and to be a father to my daughter. I fought hard to keep her with me and not living with her heartless mother… and then, I lost her when we died…" tears again fell from his eyes "…Now I just want to hold…"
Charlie truly felt bad for John, getting teary too.
She then rose up and told him "Then we will make this work, for Lucy's sake so you can go to Heaven. Whatever made that angel deciding to cast you to Hell, we can figure this out together and work on it for you to redeem yourself. And then they will have to allow you back into Heaven."
John formed a smile, wiping away the tears from his eyes "Thank you, Charlie… I will do my best… I promise."
Charlie smiled at him and both shared a hug.
As they then walked back together to the hotel, John asked Charlie, "Hey, uhm… about what I told you about my daughter? Could you… promise me not to tell anyone?" Charlie looked at him with a confused look "At least until I'm ready to tell everyone myself?"
Charlie formed a smile of understanding "Sure, John. Whenever you're ready, your backstory is my secret."
"Thanks, Charlie." John thanked her, but then wandered "But… how are we going to tell everyone about Heaven's decision to move up the Extermination?"
Charlie became a bit worried and sad "I… I don't know yet. I'll figure out something."
Not long after, they returned to the hotel, entering the lobby.
Vaggie and Liz ran up to them, with Vaggie hugging Charlie and Liz kissing John.
"Charlie! How did it go?" Vaggie asked Charlie.
"Did they listen to you, baby?" Liz asked her boyfriend.
"Well…" John said, being unsure how to explain it before looking at Charlie, letting her explain.
"Oh, uh… They sure did… hear it and John's case!" Charlie formed a nervously smile "But, um…"
Vaggie interrupted her and took her hands, taking her with her while Liz took John's hand "Oh, come here! We have something exciting to show you both."
John raised an eyebrow as they were lead to the group, all sitting at the couchs and chairs in front of the TV.
"Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air." Liz explained with excitement
"I pulled a few limps too, hahaha!" Alastor said as a joke.
As Charlie sat with Vaggie on the couch and John with Liz at another couch, Charlie asked surprised "Wait? The commercial? You all made a new one?"
Angel nodded "Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself."
John smiled at his girlfriend "Wow… Sounds like I missed something."
Niffty nodded as she stated "Yeah, and Lizzie was very great in it too."
Vaggie nodded, confirming what Niffty told "Yeah. She showed that besides being a 'former stripper' she's also a good actress.
Liz giggled, feeling modest, "Growing up in New York, I'd hoped to one day being recognized. Guess those acting lessons were good for something after all."
John and Liz shared a kiss "You're the best, babe."
"You have no idea, baby." Liz said flirty.
Charlie got teared up "That's… That's amazing."
Angel hushes her as their commercial was on "Sshh, it's starting!"
On TV, everyone, save for Alastor was shown, with Vaggie starting to say "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel."
Then Liz said with a sweet and caring smile "The perfect place to find redemption and-"
But suddenly, the commercial was cut to a breaking news report
"WE INTERUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN FROM NEWS 666."
Everyone groans with annoyance and angrily complains, safe for Alastor, enjoying the fiasco and Niffty claps and giggles.
Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench appeared on screen, with Katie saying "Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means, Tom?"
"No, what does that mean, Katie?" Tom asked.
"It means we're all royally fucked!"
Outside, panic started to break out in all of Hell as the time on the Clock Tower suddenly is reduced to 176 days until the next Extermination.
"Wait, what?" Angel asked surprised and shocked "Why?!"
In fact, the whole Hazbin crew (except for Alastor and Niffty) were in complete surprise and shock.
Liz looked worriedly at her boyfriend, asking in shock "Baby… is that true? Is that what they told you and Charlie?"
John looked a bit uncertain while he and Charlie exchanged a glance, seeing that they now had to tell everything that had happened at the meeting.
Meanwhile, in another part of Hell…
A Heavenly drone scours a destroyed part of Pentagram City till it stopped, spotting a dead Exorcist corpse with its head missing. The drone scans the corpse and send the images and data back to secret location in Heaven.
In a sort of control room, Lute showed Adam the images of the dead Exorcist "We found the body, sir. They've never managed to kill one of us before." Angrily Lute said, "We should just go down there now and destroy them!"
But Adam shook his head, not agreeing to that "No, no. I'm already under a lot of pressure because I decided to start the last Extermination a few days earlier," he then smirked "And also, we can't risk them catching on. But don't worry. When we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again."
Adam showed that he's actually planning to wipe out Hell's entire population when the new Extermination begins, making him evilly smile.
Lute was eager to slaughter every sinner in Hell.
But then, Adam frowned as he pressed a button, revealing a photo of John. Seeing him, made his holy blood boil "You…!" he angrily said "You were supposed to have been killed by now in Hell!" he then evilly smirked "But don't worry, John Randell. When we come back in 6 months, I'll make sure that you will never see your daughter again and you will be erased out of existence as it should be…" he evilly laughed "Hahahaha… just as fun as when I… Hahahaha! BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Lute raised an eyebrow at him "Sir?"
Adam wiped away a tear as that memory was so funny to him "Oh, nothing. It's just… watching him being separated from his daughter after I cast him to Hell? Man, that was hilarious!" he evilly smirked.
A/N: Yes, you read that right! Adam was the one who kicked John out of Heaven and send him to Hell!
Anyway, I hope the waiting was more than worth it? And I sure hope that you like the few changes I did with John singing along with Charlie?
Give a big thumps up to Wolvehulk for helping me out with some of the dialogues.
Like and review and I'll see you all next time in the next chapter 'Radio Killed the Video Star'!