1. Grim Tales We'll Never Tell

Now that it's spring in Eastern Detroit, and that it's finally warm, people can finally go outside. Well, except for some people, they are chronically online.

It's a Friday afternoon, Squiddy and are outside lighting leaves on fire.

Squiddy - "Finally! I can burn stuff for longer than 3 seconds!" She grabs a can of lighter fluid to refill her lighter.

Lime - "This is so sigma!" She smiles as she sets some leaves ablaze.

Squiddy stares at Lime with a "What the fuck?" face as she says sigma.

Squiddy - "We don't say anymore brain rot you faggot!" She smacks Lime on her back.

Lime is trying not to moan from the smack because she's sensitive there.

Lime - "SQUIDDY, DON'T TOUCH THERE! WHAT THE FUCK!"

Squiddy - "Sorry. ;3" Squiddy winks at Lime flirtingly.

Lime - "YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT!"

Squiddy - "I'M JOKIN'! I'M JOKIN'!"

Lime - "You can't just do that! We're not even dating!"

Squiddy ignores her response and lights more leaves on fire.

Lime gives up and gets another idea.

Lime - "Hey you know that basement your grandma said not to go into?"

Squiddy - "Yeah, what about it?"

Lime - "Did she ever tell you why or…?"

Squiddy - "I asked her that and she told me to go fuck myself."

Lime - "Crazy."

What the fuck did I just hear? Anyways, the two girls kept making leaf fires for 14 minutes until Lime started to think about something.

Squiddy - "Lime, you got something on your mind or shit?"

Lime - "I wanna go into the basement with you to see what your grandma was yapping about."

Squiddy - "Honestly, bet! I love my grandma but what the fuck is she hiding?"

Lime - "Yippee!"

Squiddy - "It's just if I die, I'm actually taking you with me."

flips off Squiddy with both of her hands. Rude.

Squiddy - "Fuck you too, bastard." She flips back.

Lime- "Can't we just go?" Lime sighed.

Squiddy - "Aight, aight, we'll go."

They light one more leaf pile on fire before heading to the basement door behind their house. As the two got closer to the door, it seemed that the environment around them was silent, only hearing their footsteps, and their voices.

Squiddy - "What the fuck? Why did the sounds just stop?"

- "We're not surviving this are we?" sighed.

Squiddy - "Probably. We're still going in though, I really don't give a fuck."

- "Alright! Let's go in I guess!" Lime slowly opens the door to the basement. The door creaked loudly as there was no light in the presence. Who knows what's in there? It could be a portal to another verse, a fortune, anything!

Squiddy - "Alright, get behind me, Limey, I'd rather get killed first."

Lime - "But-"

Squiddy - "Just get behind me or I'll touch you!"

Lime - "Alright fine!" Squiddy turns her lighter on and enters into the basement, Lime follows behind her with her hands on Squiddy's back.

Squiddy - "D-Did you really have to put your hands o-on my back..?" Squiddy's voice got a little stuttery from getting touched.

Lime - "What, you're sensitive there too?"

Squiddy - "Shut up and keep walking!" Squiddy's face turned red.

Lime - "Alright fineeee!" As they kept walking, the walls were filled with writing, stopped to look at what the language actually is.

Lime - "What the hell does this say?"

Squiddy - "Bitch, I don't know?! 'Go fuck yourself?!'"

Lime - "Shut up and let me read!" Lime tries to read what the walls say.

It finally hits Lime when she finally figured out what was on the walls, pigeon writing.

Lime - "Why did we come here, dude!?" Lime started chuckling a little.

Squiddy - "What does it say?" Squiddy asked Lime.

Lime- "You're gonna hate me for this, but if you say so, Squiddy." The wall reads a uncomfortably long poem,

When the Grimace Shake was first released, tens of thousands of people were found deceased.

Ohio was one of the main places where the people had contagious purple faces.

The Lean Gang wasn't responsible for the mess, but the Slime Gang had blamed them for all the stress.

So they went into war the moment they heard, hoping to give the Slime Gang what they deserved.

It never seemed to end according to me, but someone must stop this, on skibidi.

This might come off as really mean, but whatever you do, don't drink the unholy lean.

With all cough medicine and some sprite, one sip and you'll be saying good night.

Toilets with heads that ruined the alpha generation, would probably cause us to go to extinction.

The alpha, beta, sigma terminology is just cosmetology.

The amount of terrible rizz I've saw, makes me think sexual harassment needs to be a more enforced law.

How did all the brain rot start, so many people have their part.

Fanum Tax, this is all Fax.

Kai Cenat, and Level 10 Gyatt,

All this harm from the content farm,

CaseOh's Fame, was also to blame.

All of them are a bitch, 'cause they come from streaming on Twitch,

Like, shut up and let me eat my Twix.

Youtube Shorts was the mastermind of all things that ruin a kid's mind.

Little kids lose their health, content farms yearned for wealth.

The only way to have this problem undone is to have Baby Gronk rizz up the girl we call Livvy Dunn.

The poem ends here. (AN - I actually hated writing this but I thought it would be funny.)

Squiddy - "I'm gonna kill myself, I shouldn't have asked you." Squiddy painfully sighed. "

Lime - Lime giggles a little. "You asked either way, silly!"

Squiddy - "Okay, forget it, let's just keep walking." Squiddy grasps onto Lime's arm, waiting for Lime to walk with her.

Squiddy and Lime walk deeper into the basement, the deeper they go, the more they can hear that one Skibidi remix from three years ago.

Lime - "Jesus, this brings back terrible memories." Lime whined.

Squiddy - "This is agony, I wanna kill myself."

Lime is ignoring Squiddy's whining.

Squiddy - "Hey, say something, you faggot! Don't keep me waiting!"

Lime is still ignoring her, despite just getting called a slur.

Squiddy - "Oh my god you're being such a jerk." She groans as her and Lime climb down a flight of stairs.

The sound of Brainrot is filling their ears the more they go deeper into the basement. Squiddy is struggling to keep going, but she refuses to let Lime down. Squiddy tries to say something about it, but she can't.

A few steps lower, Squiddy covers her ears.

"Lime…" Squiddy finally spoke up to her.

"What is it?" Lime asked.

"I honestly think we should get the fuck out of here," Squiddy worries. "I don't want to here 'skibidi toilet' ever again."

thinks about it at first, but she ends up agreeing with Squiddy. Lime holds Squiddy's hand noting her to start going upstairs. As they're walking back up, the sounds of brainrot began to die down.

"I can finally have a grasp onto reality again." Squiddy sighs in relief.

"That's gay." Lime teased Squiddy.

"Shut up and open the damn door!" Squiddy scolded her. She wants to get the hell out of here.

Lime giggles as she opens the basement door, back to where they found the door. The sun had gone away while they were in the basement as they saw the sky black as ever.

"What the fuck it's NIGHT?!" Lime screamed in shock. All there was in the sky were a few stars and a few bugs. The streetlights were on, and most of the house lights have been shut off.

"Let's just lock the door and go inside." Squiddy suggested. She locked up the basement door, hoping that no brainrot would effect them again.

Lime and Squiddy walk to the front yard, picked up their stuff, and went back to their house. It's 9:26 P.M. and they haven't ate since two.

"Wanna order some Door Dash?" Squiddy asked.

"Sure, I'm too tired." Lime answered, clearly too tired to cook.

They ordered Chick-Fil-A and munched. They will never tell this to anyone, ever.

Even if it gets them killed.

End of Chapter I