AN: Cyber Cookie goes to the Forest of Frozen Winds. First to name the Helsing Ultimate Abridge ref.

IloveM.A.D.B. gets one for nailing the song chapter title ref.

Disclaimer: Bonesboy15 doesn't own Helluva Boss or Naruto. The following is a written work of fan-fiction. It contains adult language and situations. Reader discretion is advised.

One Knuckleheaded Glutton

You Make Me Feel... (An Interlewd)

Bee knew this experience was going to be amazing, but fuck it blew her expectations out of the water, and all she'd done was start a light blowjob while the Pretty Pup rode her Baby Bro's face. Unf, seeing that sweet dark backdoor wink at her while she gargled on two hefty, musky balls was so fucking hot. The Vibes of the cute canids were also unmatched; if she could bottle this emotion and sell it she'd make a mint. It was the fucking peak definition of odeur d'amour.

The Sin of Gluttony hollowed her cheeks as she went down on her brother's impressive length. Fuck, his cock was so good; fleshy barbs that Vortex's lacked and a generous girth that matched his, along with a sweet salty tang that went along with his happy Vibes. She couldn't wait to get this cock inside her pussy, it was going to stretch her so fucking good. And the knot... she hummed around the shaft in her mouth while two of her hands gently stroked the base. The skin there would swell to a wonderful size and she would have it locked inside her, Pretty Pup would either be welcoming to the idea or too out of it to stop her.

"Fuck, yes. Right there, right there!" Pretty Pup whined as her tail swoosh-swoosh-swooshed so fast, Bee felt a small breeze. There was a small gust from the accompanying wriggles of the tail of the lone male they were with. Clearly, her Baby Bro knew what Pretty Pup liked done to her garden and enjoyed doing it. Not too shabby for a couple that had only been together for a quarter of a year.

Bee's tongue circled around the head when a sharp spike in sweet Desire came from Pretty Pup. With the back of her head to her, Bee couldn't see the face she was making, but given how her head was ducked down – and how Baby Bro's hips half-jerked when she let the tip of his length graze the back of her throat – it was probably something really hot.

"Sweet f–Bee, can w– ?" Pretty Pup's attempt at conversation was impeded by Baby Bro's ravishing of her cunt. Then suddenly, she stopped and shuddered, her tail went limp, as Baby Bro's hand that had been teasing her tits came down and scratched her side. Her breathing hitched with each breath and a growl struggled to slip into her words. "Fuck, Babe– cheating! That's fuckin' cheat ing! Narutooo !"

Damn. That's one Helluva howl that the Pretty Pup's got going on. Reminds Bee of that time she and some chick named Dawn had a quickie in her bathroom during a party a few decades back. She sucked the tip of Baby Bro's throbbing rod and watched Pretty Pup claw into his head. His growl told her it hurt, but the Vibes he released were Ecstatic and Playful. With one last tremor, Pretty Pup went limp and slumped partially into the wall while she gushed on Baby Bro's muzzle.

Not only a nice howl, but a decent squirt, too. Smells tasty, almost like vanilla cream. Bee mused before she started to take more of her brother's cock into her mouth. Pretty Pup wasn't the only one she wanted to hear howl.

"Dirty ch...bad...Doof." The cute Hellhound panted and whined as Baby Bro continued to lick up her juices. He stopped on a hitched breath when Bee took the head of his cock into her throat. She pushed it deeper and deeper, past her non-existent gag reflex – because what sort of Sin of Gluttony would she be if she had a gag reflex? – until a nice, thick, ridged tube pressed against the edges of her throat.

Yeah, Baby Bro, stretch me out! Fuck yes! She smiled as she slurped around his cock. Her tongue flicked out past the slowly swelling knot and teased his plump sack. That got his hips to flex and his ass to clench. His muzzle pulled away from Pretty Pup's pussy and his mouth glistened as he bared his teeth with a groan.

" Shit, Bee! Fuck!"

"Serves...y'righ..." Pretty Pup panted as she slumped further down. Baby Bro had to quickly readjust his grip on her to keep her from sliding ass first into Bee'a face – not the worst thing that could've happened in one of her threesomes – and caught her so that her slick trail started to pool on his chest and upper abdomen. Her claws stroked down to his not-so-secret Spot and she started to scratch. "How d'you.. like it? Doof?"

" Loo-nah..." Baby Bro whined and his head flung back to crack the headboard when Bee took another inch down and began to kiss the swelling knot with her lips. " Bee! Fuck!"

"How's his– hey!" Pretty Pup growled as she turned to look back at Bee. The Queen of Gluttony may have been enthusiastically groping her brother's large knot as she slurped on his length. The Hellhound twisted and rolled off of the Foxfiend onto her stomach with a grunt. Clearly her legs took all of the shock from her first orgasm. Glowing red glared into Bee's eyes and she growled. "That's.. My knot."

Tch, dammit. Bee would refute it, but there was a very distinct Pretty Pup-like scent on her Baby Bro's bitch-breaking knot. Very reluctantly, Bee pulled her throat and mouth away from the iron hard and throbbing crimson rod. A final, wet kiss was planted on the tapered tip of the cock's head, before she grinned at Pretty Pup.

"It's not very neighborly to be so possessive during a three-way." She chided. The Vibes Pretty Pup let off told her how little she cared about that right now and Bee knew she'd have to get this hound good and stupid fucked before she could try to claim her brother's knot. That's fine, Bee could be a good girl for now. She stroked and fondled the cock and balls in front of her face. "You wanna split the shake, then?"

"...Fine." Pretty Pup grunted and pulled herself to lay across from Bee. She cupped the knot and began to scent and kiss it. Alright, if she was going to be like that, Bee would just tease his balls and taint. She preferred a saltier snack anyway.

" Ugh, my head– oh, fuck." Baby Bro groaned and his cute tight ass clenched so deliciously as his hips raised. Bee cooed at him as she took a swollen nut into her mouth. He whined and his tail went stiff as she let it out with a pop to focus on lapping at the sweet crinkled star just past it. Mm, salty Baby Bro.

Not many guys let her tickle their taint with her tongue, even Vortex – who was really into Baby Bro's nickname for him as of late; likely due to their revisiting of that kink he has – and Cerberus had their holdups. Some kind of toxic masculinity bullshit. It wasn't like she actually ate any of the scat or shit that might've been there – not that it mattered if she did; Demonic physiology for the fuckin WIN – since her saliva acted as a, let's call it a cleaning agent even if it isn't exactly that. Besides, she was The Queen of fucking Gluttony! She could indulge any of her consumption desires if she wanted.

You weak stomached turds out there might retch at the thought of tasting or eating shit, but Bee relished the rare opportunity. Fuck, the last time she got to indulge in any sort of scat play had to be with Luci and Lilith during their six– no, seven thousandth anniversary. Great times, great Vibes.

Speaking of great Vibes.

Baby Bro's gotta be on the cusp at this point. Bee thought with an eager grin as she pulled her tongue back and cleaned the taste of his ass out with a healthy dollop of some special honey-like spit. She used that to lube a finger on her upper left hand and prodded at his back door. C'mon, Baby Bro, open up for Big Sis–

" Loon! Bee! I'm...fuck, I need–!"

It was his sweet whimpers and his delicious Vibes of Desire that pulled Bee away from the backdoor she wanted to get into. She joined Pretty Pup back by the main attraction and both of them cupped their hands around his knot. Bee used one arm to hug Pretty Pup around her shoulders, while her lower hands teased the cute Hound's now uncovered tits – when did she do that? Damn, Bee would've loved to see that disrobing. – and pushed her cheek up beside the Pretty Pup's now musky-smelling muzzle.

"C'mon, Baby Bro, bust it all over us." She urged before she opened her mouth wide, and felt Pretty Pup do the same beside her. Her Baby Bro steadied his cock and let the two recipients of his seed hug and fondle – in Bee's case, anyway, Pretty Pup just urged Baby Bro on and played with herself; she'd have to work on the selfish nature, but it was kind of expected from a Pound Pup – each other.

The first ounce of nut she got to taste was thick and tasted just as fuckin' good as she expected it to. The only way it could be sweeter is if he ate pineapples for a week. It nailed the roof of Bee's mouth and pooled there with the majority of the third, fifth and sixth bursts. Lucky Pretty Pup got a larger serving, getting the second, fourth, seventh and eighth in her mouth. The ninth burst caught them by surprise; it and the tenth got on their faces and ruined Bee's top.

"Holy fuck, Baby Bro." Is what she wanted to say. Of course, Bee forgot she had a mouthful of jism and consequently splattered it onto herself, Pretty Pup and Baby Bro's lap when she tried to talk. She giggled at the slightly annoyed frown on Pretty Pup's face while Baby Bro...

...Well, he was in recovery mode.

Naruto had never nutted so hard in his fucking life. No, wait! Around his 'fourteenth' birthday, he had edged himself for a month straight – determined not to become too much of a perv like Pervy Grandma was...or was he a gambler? Not important. – until he got his 'first kiss' (in Hell, anyway) from somebody...weird how he could never remember who it was. He blacked out after that and woke up with a painful post-pent up ejaculation erection when Bee found him and the room he was in covered from wall-to-wall in his own seed. He was then on watched like a fucking hawk until his fifteenth birthday, where Bee finally let him run wild without supervision in the Ring again. It would be another two years before he was allowed to go anywhere else.

Anyway, he was pretty sure that that's the biggest nut he ever let out.

This was a close second, though.

Naruto made eye contact with his girlfriend. Loona pointedly swallowed the captured bit of his essence in her mouth before she grinned at him and licked up the bit of cum that dribbled down her muzzle. He slumped back with his eyes closed and a grin on his face while he tried to steady his breathing. His life was so fucking awesome right now.

Someone crawled up beside him on his right and their lips pressed against his. For only half a second he thought it was his Loon, but the muzzle was just a tad too long and the lips a bit too full. Not to mention the Vibes had a Honey-Sweet taste mixed with his cum rather than the vanilla he loved so dearly. While he wasn't opposed to Bee's amorous kiss after he orgasmed, he wondered what Loona was doing– found her! Her tongue licked up the underside of his hypersensitive knot and he groaned into his sister's mouth.

"You tashte...shalty shweet..." Bee cooed around the kiss, apparently determined not to let his lips fully part from hers. "Can't wait...for the main event..!"

He wondered wha she meant by that. She broke off the kiss, leaned back and– oh, hey, those are pretty nice. Four perky and full breasts suddenly appeared in his face, a pair each aligned with his sister's sets of arms. Huh, the lower two of them had the same lava lamp thing her belly had going on. Her lower set of arms cupped and teased the hard nipples with their adjacent tits

"C'mon, Baby Bro, you know you want a taste of my sweet, sweet honey."

Of course, that would be when his brain decided to function again.

"Is that where your honey comes from?!" He asked with wide eyes. She laughed before her upper arms cupped his face and she gave him a very tongue-filled kiss. It didn't answer his question, but he wasn't going to complain. Bee broke the kiss again and rubbed her nose against his.

"You're too cute, Baby Bro." She giggled. Not exactly the hot bed-side conversation he was used to mid-coitus, but his girlfriend was making sure he'd stay hard well into a third go, judging by the way she was sucking on his dick. Bee drew his attention back from his thoughts about his girlfriend's current activities with a quick peck on his nose. "The good stuff? Nah, but the royal jelly occasionally leaks out on the lower set."

"...Daemonic Physiology?"

"Daemonic Physiology!" She cheered and then cooed as her upper hands' claws dug into his cheeks as she tensed. "Oh, fuck yeah, Pretty Pup. Eat that snatch."

"Wait, Loon's doing what no–? Umpf!" Naruto's question was cut off when he suddenly got a mouthful of Bee's upper right breast. Hm, not bad. Almost tasted like honey-suckle. He curled his tongue around the nipple and his hands grabbed onto the lower set.

"Fuck, yeah!" Bee groaned and bent her head forward to gnaw on his right ear while she hugged his head. "Play with my tits, Baby Bro. Mm, shit, that's good – Ooh, right there, Pretty Pup! Yeah, yes baby girl!"

...The fuck was with these girls and his ears?

Focus, stupid, there is an unappreciated nipple in front of you that needs to be tweaked!

Right! Yes. Naruto thought as he switched to tease his sister's left nipple. She whined and rolled her hips along his shaft while Loona's tongue danced between his dick and Bee's pussy. Life is pretty fuckin' good.

Hours passed as the threesome was well underway, and currently the sole Hellhound participant was sitting out a round to rehydrate, recuperate, and respond to a text. Her coworkers needed a portal out of Milwaukee after they successfully failed another specified assassination. Thank fuck that they had specific terms and services that were backed by the laws of Greed and Pride, as in, even if the job was done, but incorrectly, it would result in them getting paid. When he needed to, Blitzø could actually be pretty clever, but he'd never hear such praise from her.

Especially since she was watching what had to be the hottest form of porn she'd ever fucking seen in her life.

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Right there! Yes! Yes! Fuck, it's spreading me so fucking good!" The actual Queen Bee-Lzebub panted like a wanton slut, her four arms grabbing onto the sheets and her tongue hanging out as her brother – Loona's boyfriend – fucked her from behind. Fuck, it was so hot to see, it was something the Hellhound would never in a thousand years expect to see in her lifetime. Bee whimpered and thrust back into him. "Do it, Baby Bro! Knot me! Knot me! Make me your Bee-otch!"

"Bad joke." Naruto's hand slapped onto the firm round ass he was pounding while the other held a bottle of Purple Stuff he chose to use as his refreshment. He stopped thrusting to drink some more of the alcohol in his hand. The Sin of Gluttony whined and tried to get him to start again, only to gasp when he started to grind his swelling knot into her drenched lips. He lowered the empty bottle from his lips and dragged his arm across his muzzle.

"You learn your lesson, Bee?" He tossed the bottle to a can set at the side of the room, where it landed with a clatter, before he leaned over her back and took her neck into his hand. His claws tightened on her throat as he pulled her up from the mattress and held her back to his chest. He turned them toward Loona and gave a gentle thrust that made the Sin of Gluttony gasp and whine once more.

"Yes! Please! I'm sorry, I learned my lesson!" Queen Bee whined and whimpered as she tried to force more of Naruto's cock inside her. " Please, Pretty Pup! Please, please, please! Let us knot, just once!"

An hour and about five orgasms ago, Bee tried to force him to knot her without Loona's go ahead. As punishment, Naruto had a handful of clones edge her – in which they'd dispel before she could get one of them knotted to her or before she could finish – while he fucked and knotted Loona's ass three times. It was after they separated from each other the third time that Loona's phone went off. Almost grateful for the excuse not to have him gape her ass, she gave him her 'blessing' to take over from his clones and punish his sister himself, allowing her to watch while she saved her coworkers' and adoptive father's collective asses, once again.

Of course, with that done in under thirty seconds, she could focus on the show in front of her.

This is so fucking hot, and I'm tempted... Loona played with herself and bit her lip. She looked at her boyfriend as he pushed his sister back down into a prone position in front of her. She glanced up at his eyes as he stared into hers. His beautiful blue eyes were dark and looked like a storm-covered ocean, the depths of which hinted at a lust she wasn't sure she alone could satisfy if ever unchained. She pulled her finger from her pussy and got up from where she sat watching to join them on the bed.

She knelt up behind her Doof of a boyfriend to run her hands along his chest and abs. His head turned to her and she pressed her nose to his when the alignment was right. The Boop confirmed it, he was hers, regardless of what he did or who he did it with. The Boop was their affirmation. Their confirmation.

Their oaths and promises.

"Love you, Doof." She pecked his lips and her tail wagged when his hand reached behind him to hook around her side and hug the hips he loved so much.

" Love you, Loon," he growled. His lips pressed to hers again and she melted for him all over again. Fuck, but she loved this idiot. They parted from the kiss with matched pants and huffs.

"Roll her over, Babe." Loona urged softly once she caught her breath. He retracted his cock, Bee whined in protest, but turned when prompted. He put the tip back to her pussy and, when Loona nodded, pushed it in until the knot teased the Sin's lower lips. The Hellhound ducked past his arm to curl around his hip and kiss at his – her – knot. He hissed at the sharp affection and she then put a hand on Bee's groin, just above where her clit was visible.

"You're gonna be a good little Bee for us, aren't you?"

"Yes, yes, I'll be so good. So good. Please. Please, Pretty Pup. Let him knot me" Bee whimpered as Naruto humped his knot into her lower lips. She squealed when Loona moved her thumb to press on her clit. "Fuck–! No, you little bitch; I won't Party Foul like that again! I won't, I promise! On my fuckin' Sin, I promise!"

"You buy it?"

"I'm a little fuckin' biased right now, Loon." He grumbled. Poor Doof, he hated edging almost as much as she did, but always held off whenever she asked. She'd have to reward him for his good behavior later, she was still a little sore right now.

"...Okay." Loona pulled her hand back and went back to side-straddling her boyfriend on his left side. She played with the base of his tail and ran a hand over the ruff of fur on his chest. She nipped his jaw and let him build a good rumble up while Bee whined and writhed. Just as Bee's eyes started to change into her Unrestricted form's, Loona nipped at her 'chew toy' and then whispered into Naruto's ear: "Knot her."

He complied with a snarl and his knot, close to its max swell, struggled to go in until finally, it went into Bee's eternally tight cunt with a wet pop.

Loona was deafened by the shrill scream – not of pain, no, Bee wasn't hurt...Loona was eighty-two percent sure of it – that echoed across the Ring, if not all of Hell itself.

" FUUUUUUUUUUU––! "

LUST

" UUUUUUUUUU––! "

Ozzie looked up from his schematics for a new vibrator based off of a certain pseudo-familial member.

"...Hot shit, she must've done it." He smirked and sent her a congratulatory text.

PRIDE – Morningstar Castle

"Careful. Careful." Lucifer lowered a final component onto his next biggest creation. He grinned a maniacal, evil grin. "Yes, yes...this last piece will set Hell ahead of Heaven by millennia in the race for technology. The Quackster Five-Thousand, capable of translating any language and song into a manageable, preferred user setting...I just have to finish this one screw and–"

" UUUUUUUUUU––! "

He stripped the screw.

The duck exploded.

Lucifer soon followed. He knew that scream. He made that scream happen a few millennia ago.

" BEELZEBUB! "

PRIDE – Happy Hotel

"I love you, Vaggie." The princess of Hell sighed as she held her girlfriend while they watched Hello, Dolly! – one of the three Earth-based musicals that played on repeat in Hell on Public Broadcast; the other two were Urban Cowboy and the Mammon funded knockoff Spooder-Man: Onto the Dark Web – together as part of their weekly renovation ritual.

"I love you, too, Charlie."

"Ugh, you're both gonna make me barf." Angel Dust, who had nothing better to do that night, groaned and shoveled a handful of Popcorn into his mouth.

" UUUUUUUUUU––! "

EDGES OF UNDERWORLD

Mephistopheles scoffed as he dropped the shadows from around Cerberus' neck and the Hound of Hell collapsed to his side, all six eyes closed. So much for that. He wanted a real challenge again, someone that could push him to his limit. Like Michael or that funny little carpenter's son from Nazareth. Those guys could fight...No, wait, that was the Ichibi remnant talking. Focus, Mephistopheles.

He closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

" ––UUUUUUUUUUCK! "

"What the fuck was that?!" He whipped around with his Sword of Shadow at the ready. Nothing. Nothing that his senses missed either. An interdimensional scream? A fight elsewhere perhaps? Calm down, Ichibi remnant, you're not drunk.

"...Bee..." "...Nice…" "...Meh, we've made her scream louder."

"Why aren't you three unconscious yet?!" Mephistopheles snarled and turned to the rising Cerberus.

"Because, stupid." The left head snarled.

"Where you see three heads." The center growled.

"We've got four heads!" The right head jeered.

"...Gods dammit, Russ, you ruined it!" "You idiot, our pun was better!" The other two heads snapped.

"We don't even have C-4!" The last, Russ, complained with a whine.

" He didn't know that, dipshit!"

"Four…? Oh, shit." Mephistopheles cursed as a serpent's hiss filled the room. From behind the three-headed canine rose a serpent's head, eyes as evil as the five that belonged to the canids it was attached to. "I always forget about your fucking tail."

"Hey, no, not cool! You be nice to Sir Hissington the Third, Savior of the Realms!"

"Fuck–! Russ, that is not his name!"

"He doesn't even respond to a name!"

"Don't worry, S.H.T.S.R (1), I respect you enough to acknowledge the name you chose."

"...I chose this. I chose this Myth to fight." Mephistopheles grumbled to himself before he disappeared into the shadows again. "Very well, Cerberus...and tail ...let us continue!"

""Gods dammit, Russ!""

(1) Pronounced: Shit-ser.

AN: Okay, short chap, I know. Right, by the way, it's Me again, not Myself – he's busy losing a water balloon fight against Stephen... Strange that the balloon's have lemonade in them. Weird – with an apology for the short chapter. And an explanation? Excuse? ...Explusiation? Explusiation. An explusiation.

Basically, I moved the equivalent of thirty people throughout the day at my job – Hospital work, super fun! I don't recommend it – and then came home to a flooded kitchen and a fridge running away. ...I wish I was joking.

So, yeah. Fuck My Life.

Remember, it's just Fan Fict–

...IT'S NOT LEMONADE...