Well Alrighty then, time to split up and kill us some targets, and these aren't from folks who requested to me, i just came up with these and just went with it. Time for the Immediate Murder Professionals to do what they always do... Fucking kill! Enjoy reading this new chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Split up and assassinate!"
(Somewhere in Oregon.)
A man is seen running through the woods, and he is badly wounded on the left arm. An arrow was penetrated through and from his own crossbow, his name is Harry T. Osmond, and he is responsible for killing his own wife after she caught him cheating on her with another woman, and that woman whom he is with is also dead, and someone is chasing him and his name is Blitz.
Harry tries to escape, but then an arrow flies right by him, and Blitz snickers and he reloads the crossbow. "What's the rush big man? I just wanna talk to ya hell I bet your new lady also wants to talk to you." He has the head of the woman whom this man is seeing. "Sir, don't be afraid of me."
Harry then keeps running, and he screams in pain as another arrow hits him, but on the right leg, and he does what he can to escape this demon, and then he sees a road at the edge of the woods. He then goes onto the road and looks around for any passing cars to help him, and he spots this police patrol car.
Harry calls out for help, and the police car stops in front of him. "Thank goodness you're here. You have to help me, there's this monster thing trying to kill me and it already killed my..." But then the two cops come out, and they aren't human. They are Moxxie and Millie, and both dressed as cops.
Moxxie and Millie smile seeing the man. "What seems to be the problem sir?" They both have shot guns. This startles Harry and he tries to run again, but then a cross bow is thrown at him, and then the severed head of his girlfriend, and he falls to the ground, but he screams when he sees the head.
Harry struggles to get back up, but then his arms are pulled by Moxxie and Millie, and they both attach bear traps to them and making this man scream in pain, but Blitz is right on top of him now. "Well, well. Look at who I just bumped into. It is weird that we run into folks whom we were actually looking for."
"Very weird indeed, Blitz" replied Moxxie. "Perhaps this man should be reminded, that his wife wants him back..."
Millie snickers and laughs. "To torment his sorry fucking ass in hell!"
This scares Harry, and before he can say anything, a bear trap is clamped to his head, and he screams in pain. Blitz holds the bear trap, and he grins. "So, ya like to cut up heads like what ya did to your ex-wife? Well, i think we can help you and you're girlfriend be reunited elsewhere."
Blitz then grabs the severed head, and then he goes towards Harry and he beats Harry to death with the head, and this makes Moxxie and Millie smile and grin wickedly. That's one new target dead.
(Somewhere in New Jersey.)
The halls of an empty High School are kicked open, and this 16 year old teenager is running through the gym, and he tries to look for someplace to hide. This teenagers name is Arnold Jackson Myers, and he recently escaped juvie after he killed a lot of students and teachers in the school. He then hides behind the dodge ball cart, and he whimpers and prays he won't be found.
The doors of the gym opens, and he thinks it is the police who are searching for him. Arnold hears footsteps, but then he hears them stop and then they sound like they are leaving. Arnold notices the doors closing, and that means that the police have left, but what he doesn't know... There are no cops going after him. Arnold gets up and sneaks around. 'Alright, just gotta lay low and then...'
Arnold is then punched in the face, and it is very dark now and he looks around. Arnold doesn't know who punched him, but then he feels something scratch at his legs and he goes to his knee and is in pain. Arnold looks around and he tries to use the flashlight he stole, but he sees nothing here. But then something shoots the flashlight off his hand, and he panics.
Arnold tries to find another way out, but he can't open the gym doors anymore, and now he's terrified and he looks around. "Who are you?! Where are you?! Don't fucking come near me! I have a fucking gun!" He puts his hand in his jacket, to make it look like he has a weapon.
Then a voice is heard. "You don't have a gun, liar. We know the truth and today..." then Lucy shows up, and she grins. "You're going to suffer and die for what you did." Before Arnold can do anything, he is shot in the leg and he screams in pain and falls to the ground.
Arnold sees his leg has been shot off, and it's right there next to him and a bloody mess, then EveLynn shows up and she has a combat shotgun and a baseball bat. "Ya made the right call for this one to be all about ambush and darkness sis."
Lucy then has three knives. "Something I have heard. Sometimes you don't need to go in and kill, you have to be patient and use the darkness as an element of surprise, and then end the miserable life of the prey and go back to your usual day." She throws the knives, and they hit the arm of Arnold.
Arnold screams in pain, and he tries to call for help, but then he's hit in the head by EveLynn and she rubs her shoe all over his face, and it hurts because her shoes are cleats! "What's that kid? You wanna torture folks at school by gunning them down? Well, allow me to return the fucking favour!"
EveLynn uses the shotgun and she shoots Arnold's arms and legs off. This makes him scream in pain, but it gets worse when Lucy drops salt, vinegar and acid onto his wounds, and now he is in serious pain and coughing out blood. Lucy then speaks. "You see, one of the kids you killed, wants to see you die." She then has a video camera, and she has been recording. "Also, he needs a play mate in hell, and you're it."
Lucy and EveLynn show the red soul orb, but before they trap his soul in there... The two siblings enjoy some torture time and make sure this school shooter learns a valuable lesson in his actions last month. That is the second target dealt with.
(Somewhere in Austin Texas.)
A man is thrown off the roof of a kindergarten which is empty, and he struggles to get back up because he landed onto some trash cans, this man's name is Orion P. Langston and he is a wanted criminal for murder, but mostly on child murder and molesting, and also killing his wife and children. The man feels pain from the fall but he tries to get away from here.
Orion does look back, and he sees on the roof of the school are two figures, and they're eyes glow red and they growl and then he sees that they are gone and he keeps running. Then he spots a convenient store at the other side of the road and he goes over there.
But then something breaks out of the ground and it's Vark and he roars at the man, this scares Orion and he tries to run someplace else, but only to be met by the lid of the trash can to the back of his head, and he is down on the ground again. He tries to get up, but he sees purple boots and paws in front of him and he looks up and sees Luna and Loona.
Orion backs up and he begs them. "Please... Don't hurt me... What did I do wrong?!"
Loona smirks and scoffs. "Well for starters, you're a fucking psycho and a psycho like you, has to fucking die!" She then stomps onto the man's chest, and then she grabs both arms and pulls. But then Luna has a chainsaw and this makes Loona smirk, and she let's her daughter use the chainsaw.
Luna slices off the arms of Orion, and all of this makes him scream and cry in pain, and he panics on the ground and this makes Loona and Luna smirk. "Look at that mom, an armless little turn flopping around like a fucking fish out of water. So, what do we do next?"
Loona snickers. "A shit lot of stuff." Loona has a pistol and she shoots the man's feet, she then reloads and she keeps shooting. Luna on the other hand, she has a kettle of hot water, and she pours it all over the man's body. Loona then rips the man's pants off and she pours hot oil all over his lower half and this makes Orion scream again from this pain. "That's right, fucking suffer asswipe."
Luna then grabs two insecticide bombs, and she shoves them into where the man's arms used to be, then she helps the man to his feet, and she pushes Orion towards Loona. Loona leaps into the air and she grabs the man by his head, and then she slams him to the ground and drags him across the dirt.
Then Loona grabs the two severed arms, and she rams them back into the man's wounded area and he is in great pain from this. Then Luna goes under, and she slices the man's feet off, and then she pulls out a shot gun and shoots the leg's off from the feet, and he falls to the ground but is still standing.
Loona, Luna and Vark back away, and the insecticide grenades go off, and they blow up inside the man, that his head and upper body pops into blood and guts. Loona smirks. "Combining Insecticide and Hand grenades was a nice touch sweetie." She then hands Luna the Red soul Orb.
"Thanks mom. I guess I got inspired after trying out this video game with Lincoln called, Dead Rising." She then uses the Red Soul Orb and takes this man's soul away. A third target down for today.
(Somewhere South of Michigan.)
In this calm, and peaceful neighbourhood, night time is here and we see this large 17 year old kid running through the streets with his left leg broken and he cries, and calls out for help. "Hello! Anyone! Help me! Please!" His name is Xavier K. Watson, and he is responsible for bullying a kid to the point that the kid committed suicide and the note blamed it on the bully.
Xavier keeps running and calling out for help, but the folks around the neighbourhood don't give a shit about this boy since they know what he is like and all the wrong doings he has done to so many of them and they all think he is pranking them all again.
Xavier sees a house, the house of an old man whom he has been pranking and he goes to the door to ask for some help, but then a chain is wrapped around his legs, and he drops to the ground and is pulled back. Xavier grabs onto the mail box, but it doesn't work and he's dragged off. The teenager then sees Lincoln Silva Hound and he growls and smirks. "Where are you going off to?"
"Did you really think that anyone else here gives a shit about you?" Lincoln chuckles and laughs. "You're literally the most annoying kid in this neighbourhood, and the town. I don't think they'll miss you did, and neither will your own parents after you got them in trouble." Xavier manages to get the chains off and he makes a run for it, but then he hears a honking sound and some head lights hit him.
Xavier is struck and then lies on the ground, bleeding and his arms and legs bent in different places. The vehicle that hit him is a Semi Truck and coming out is Jordan Rosato, and she smirks. "That felt so fucking good." She then grabs a chainsaw, and the Red Soul Orb, and she follows Lincoln and they look to the wounded target. "Look at that, the bully now turned into the victim, but who cares anyway?"
Xavier can't get up and he sees Lincoln and Jordan slowly approaching the kid, then Jordan and Lincoln both turn on the chain saw, and they both tear down the middle of Xavier and he screams in pain at what is happening. They split his torso open, and Jordan grabs some cleaning liquids.
"Technically, you used these to torment and prank the school faculty and staff. So, how about you feel what it's like." She pours in the cleaning liquids into the cut open body, and all Xavier can do is cough out blood and slowly die. This makes Lincoln chuckle, and he watches as Jordan continues to torment this bully after all he has done.
'Dang, I made the right choice with the girl I truly love the most.' Then Jordan steps back, and she let's Lincoln finish this. Lincoln pulls the heart of Xavier, and then he forces it into his mouth, and then he pulls Xavier's head off, and then he smashes it to the ground and shoots it with his dual pistols. He then uses the Red Soul orb, and the target is contained. "And another mother fucker bites the dust."
Jordan smirks and she kisses Lincoln on the cheek. "Looks like this is done, and that was thrilling. That bully deserved that after all he did." She does toss the keys back into the semi truck and then she holds Lincoln's hand and they both share a passionate kiss.
They then depart from the kiss. "Dang right" replied Lincoln, and they walk away from there, and open a portal back to Royal Woods, and report this to the others and see how all of them dealt with their targets. Another assassination mission accomplished.
"To be continued next time folks!"
A/N: All four targets are now dead. The cheating husband, the school shooter, the child molester, and the damned bully. I had these ideas, and I chose to let them out and see what happens. So, who knows what will happen next for all of them. I do hope that you all enjoyed this one again folks!
Date made: 04/18/24.