After Molly had been thrown unceremoniously from Hermione's house, Hermione sat down on the steps. "I guess I need to contact Bill Weasley sooner than I was thinking. I can't have Molly storming back in here like she did tonight. But uggggh she'll have to be here for order meetings."
"It will all be ok dear. Molly will get what's coming to her and you will finally have some peace and quiet. There's one more major order meeting coming up before you lot go back to school. After that I promise I'll look out for the house. I do think its best you write Bill though and see if he can come before the meeting and set up the wards you need." Remus sat beside Hermione and put an arm around her shoulders.
The elves had popped back in from taking dessert to Kingsley and Arthur. "Missy Granger, the crazy lady was still ranting and raving about you in the ministry. Dobby left her a nice little surprise in her cell."
"Dobby what exactly did you do?" Hermione got up to go find some parchment and a quill. She was going to write Bill right now.
"We thinks it's best if you just watches the memory from our point of view." Winky held out a vial of memory for Hermione to put into the pensive.
Grabbing the vial from the elf Hermione dumped it into her Pensive. She dropped into the memory.
Dobby and Winky had just finished dropping off the pieces of torte in Kingsley's office. On their way out they heard Molly screaming about Mudbloods and how her precious Ronald deserved better, but still wanted to marry the mudblooded slag because he wouldn't have to do a thing. Hermione would be the one to take care of him and he would never sully himself by having kids with her. Molly was saying all sorts of terrible things, so Winky and Dobby stopped off into a corner. Magicking in a torte pan with a crust they made a very, very, special CHOCOLATE torte for Mrs. Weasley. They left it inside her cell with a note saying ENJOY! They hid in a corner and watched Molly devour the pie.
"Mmmm I love chocolate torte but this one tastes just a tad bit too nutty. Oh well a chocolate torte is a chocolate torte." Molly inhaled the torte before she realized it had a very distinct non chocolatey taste. When she realized she started screaming. "SHIT I JUST ATE SHIT! WHO SERVED ME A SHIT TORTE?!"
In the corner Dobby and Winky were cracking up. "That's what you get crazy lady when youse is mean to our Missy!" The last image the elves saw of Molly Weasley was her shaking her fists and screaming but the only thing that would be stuck with them forever was Molly's shit-stained teeth.
Hermione came out of the pensive cracking up. "I can't believe you two did that. Not that she didn't deserve it, but now she's going to try and pin that on me too. She'll be making a huge stink at the ministry now."
"Nobody gets to talk bad about you Missy Granger. We takes care of you." Dobby bowed and left the room.
Hermione sat down at the desk to compose a letter to Bill Weasley. Once she was done she took herself off to bed and in the morning she vowed she would hunt down that secret room in the library that Walburga was talking about.
Bill Weasley was sitting at his dining room table when Hermione's owl ran smack into the window. He waved his wand to open the window and the owl dropped the letter and flew right back out. Before he closed the window another owl came in, this one was a ministry owl and it looked like it was from that git Percy. He decided to open Percy's letter first.
Bill,
I do hope you've taken the right side in all this nonsense. The side of Harry will always prevail. We can not let the mudblood get away with this. She will pay. She's gotten mother locked up in the holding cells. It took some doing but I was able to get her out and when I did she was ranting and raving about Hermione sending her a torte made from Shit. She ate the whole thing. She's got pieces of shit stuck in her teeth. Not to mention her teeth are stained brown now. Anyways I was just writing to let you know that this won't stand, and we need all the Weasley's we can get on mother's side. Hope to hear you're on the right side.
Your loving brother,
Percy
Bill finished Percy the pompous pricks letter and cracked up. If his mom really did have shit-stained teeth now he wanted to see that memory. He was laughing so hard it took him a bit to open Hermione's letter.
Bill,
I hope this letter isn't too late. I have a request, if it's possible could you come over early to the order meeting tomorrow? I need a cruse breaker to check the wards of the house and I was hoping to get you if you weren't busy. I'm also wanting to set up some blood wards around the property so if you could help me with that as well, I'd be forever grateful.
Yours,
Hermione
Bill finished Hermione's letter and sent one back letting her know that he'd be happy to come over the next morning to check the wards. After sending his letter off he went to bed smiling. He would have to ask Hermione to share her memory of what happened last night.
The next morning dawned bright and early for both Hermione and Bill. Bill floo'd over right when Hermione and Remus were finishing up breakfast. "So can anyone tell me why Percy sent me a letter saying mom has shit stained teeth?"
Hermione spat her coffee out all over the table. "Let me guess, he told you that it was my fault Molly ate shit?"
"Something like that, yeah. Although my guess is it's not your fault." Bill sat down at the table with Hermione and Remus.
"No, no it's not my doing. I did send her to the holding cells last night though. Or well your dad and Kingsley did. They were here when she tried to break in again last night. That's why I'd like you to look at the wards. Afterwards I'll show you a memory my elves brought back from the ministry. I didn't tell them to do anything except drop a couple of pieces of torte off in Kingsley's office for your dad and Kingsley. The elves took it upon themselves to make a special torte for your mom apparently."
Bill laughed again. "Smart elves that. Make sure mom doesn't find out that it was your elves though. Oh just fair warning, I think Percy pulled her out of the holding cells. She'll probably be here for the order meeting tonight."
"I can't believe him. He's put himself on my list too. I hope you don't mind. You probably won't have much family left by the time I'm done with them." Hermione was fuming. How dare the pompous prick with his head stuck so far up the minister's ass get his mother out. Molly had broken the law, but so did Percy by getting his mouth out. She would be prepared for the meeting tonight.
"Ok, now lets go take a look at these wards." Bill got up with Hermione and Remus. He waved his wand around the kitchen and the rest of the property room by room.
Hermione could see the intense look he had on his face while he worked. Soon enough he found the secret wards that had been laid. His face turned into a full-blown frown. "What's going on Bill? Why are you frowning?"
"Someone perhaps Dumbledore or Harry or someone has laid wards so that anyone could enter your house and you are not alerted. It alerts the caster of the wards, and my guess is that whoever layered these into the wards knew what they were doing. I break them, but we'll need to be ready with the blood wards as soon as I do or whoever set these up will be alerted." Bill turned to Hermione.
"Ok, is there anyway that we can stop people adding more wards to my house?" Hermione was going to have it out with every order member if they weren't on her side then they weren't welcome back in her home. She didn't feel safe now and with the discovery of the wards that Molly had more than likely set she was on edge even more.
"I believe so yes, it should be something with the blood wards. For now though lets block every way into this house. No one can leave or enter until the blood wards and alarm at the door is set. No one will be able to floo in either." Bill started blocking up the floo and locking down the house.
"That sounds good." Hermione sat back and watched Bill break all the wards on the house including the current Fidelis charm. Dumbledore couldn't have access to the wards anymore. From now on, wands would be taken at the door to the meeting.
Once Bill had broken the wards on the house they had to create a new fidelis and they made Hermione the secret keeper. Next up were the blood wards, Hermione pulled her dagger out of her pocket and sliced her hand open. She had to drip blood around the house in every room and around the property.
"Per sanguinem meum nemo intrabit nisi dignis mors obviabit illis qui temptant et deficient." Hermione started a chant. No one would be able to get into her house now, unless she let them. There would be a test the door. "Una gutta sanguinis ad ianuam meam probabit pretium tuum."
Bill was even amazed Hermione could pull this spell out. Normally only purebloods could power a spell of this caliber. He started to wonder if perhaps Hermione wasn't a muggleborn. He would suggest an inheritance test down at the bank as soon as possible.
Hermione finished up the spell. "In virtute mea ita fiat fiat!" A bright flare of light sunk into the grounds and all walls of the house. It was done, the blood wards were active. Now it was time to sit back and see just who was able to come through her front door.
Bill left through the front door, and spilled his drop of blood so he could come back in later for the meeting. The spell had judged him worthy. "Hermione, when you get a chance you need to go down to the bank and get an inheritance test done. I just have this feeling you aren't a muggleborn."
Hermione shrugged him off. "I've always been powerful and smart, but I'll go down in the morning and get a test done if it will make you feel better. I'll see you later for the meeting. I think I need to send out some letters, and then I'm taking a long nap."
Hermione sat down and sent letters out to the entire order. She explained she'd had some issues with people trying to break through the wards, so she'd sat some new foolproof ones. She asked that from now on. People come through the front door.
To Order Members,
Unfortunately I've had some issues with people trying to break through the wards here at Grimmauld during the middle of the night, when I wasn't home, even when I was home and indisposed. I've had a curse breaker come and look at the wards. Someone had left a backdoor for themselves into my house and grounds. It had now been fixed, blood wards have been put up and as a result the floo has been locked down. I'm asking that when you decide to visit 12 Grimmauld place that you use the front door. Unfortunately because of the break-ins I have taken measure so no one can get in without spilling a drop of blood at the front door. The spell will decide if you're worthy or not. Again I'm so sorry I've had to take these measures, but I'd rather be safe then sorry.
Hermione
Hermione knew people would be mad when they got their letters, but she really wanted to keep Molly Weasley out of her home. Unfortunately she had to allow that crazy bint in for order meetings, but that was the only time she would be allowed in this house. If Hermione had her way, she wouldn't be allowed in at all.
In his office in Hogwarts Dumbledore had just received Hermione's letter. He threw it in the fire after reading it. How dare that little mudblood bitch redo the wards. When he went for the meeting tonight he was going to have to try and undo what Hermione had done.
Dumbledore had to think. He wasn't sure if there was a way to undo blood wards, but he was going to try. Someone needed to wipe that mudblood off the planet. She couldn't be allowed to live in Headquarters much longer. He was trying to undo Sirius's will, but it was Iron clad, and she had already gone and signed the papers at the bank. As of now there was nothing legally he could do.
Hermione was sure a few people were fuming at the letters she had sent out. She really didn't care though. She needed to be safe. She also had to go out and get some things done at the bank. Bill had mentioned an inheritance Test to her, but she was absolutely sure she was a Muggleborn. She just thought she was a powerful one. She didn't know yet that Muggleborns couldn't do blood wards or for that matter blood magic. Only the pureblood families could do that, but she just thought she was extremely powerful. She wasn't the smartest witch of her age for no reason.