"Summoning talking"
"Summoning thinking"
"Normal talking"
"Normal thinking"
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6 years had gone by and Naruto had grown to an acceptable level. He was a high-chunin to low-jonin level ninja with some field experience thanks to him constantly having to fight off Danzo's root anbu that he sent after him. Naruto was thankful for them attacking and trying to capture him. Because it helped him hone his skills. He was so thankful that he sent Danzo a thank you letter in the mail. Which was on a scroll with a massive ass explosive tag.
He trained exactly how his mother trained him and even added more to the regime thanks to Anko and Kurenai giving him some tips. He was an all around shinobi having trained in every aspect of being a ninja and did not finish anything until he had it down completely. Robin called him a perfectionist. But Naruto told her that he did not want to make any mistakes in battle.
His ninjutsu was high level thanks to him increasing his arsenal. But he did not learn anything higher than a C-rank jutsu. He found out that he had a unique element and he called it Crash. His lighting ninjutsu was his best since that was his strongest affinity and learned to shorten the hand signs for his lighting jutsus. He learned "Lightning beast", "Lightning ball", "Lightning fish", "Electromagnetic Murder" and "Thunderclap Arrow". He also made some jutsus for his Crush element. He also learned some of the jutsus his mother left for him. He had learnt his mother's "Lightning Armor". He also made an elemental armor for his Crush element. But he did not have full control over his three Elemental Armor. He had got to the second tear of elemental control for two for his elements. He had second tear elemental control for Crush and Lightning. He had best control over his "Crush Armor" and the first stage of his mother Lightning armor which was called Godspeed. (It is just like Killua's Godspeed from Hunter X Hunter.)
His water affinity was strong. But he wanted to be able to grab water from the air like Tobirama Senju and he would work on that all the time. For water he had learned "Raging Waves," " Liquid Bullets," "Water Clone Jutsu," "Raging Rapids," and "Water Wall". He also started to learn his mother's "Fire Amor". Where all the water jutsus he's learnt so far. He had also tried to make a Water Armor. But he was struggling to do that.
His fire affinity was good. But it would always be one of his weakest affinities since he had a strong affinity for water. He learned "Fireball Jutsu," "Phoenix Flower Jutsu," and "Dragon Flame Jutsu." Were all the fire jutsus he knew.
His wind affinity was good. But it would always be his second weakest affinities since he had a strong affinity for lighting. He learned "Wind Blast," "Spiraling Blast," and "Whirlwind Prison." Were all the fire jutsus he knew.
His taijutsu was about mid-chunin level which was good for him at his age. He never worried about not being good since he knew he could always improve. His fighting style revolved around using pressure point attacks to damage his opponents' vital points, and he was a completely physical fighter. Adding that with his sharingan's ability to slow down his opponents so he can see their moves and it would be a deadly combination as he got stronger.
His speed was low-jonin level thanks to the resistance seals he wore. He took them off once a year and ran around the village to get used to his speed. That turned out to be the wrong thing for him because everytime he ran an eccentric jonin he learned to know it was Might Guy would always catch up to him going on about the springtime of youth and after a while Naruto started to ignore him and started to run in the other direction.
His genjutsu was arguably the best in the village thanks to his sharingan. But he learned a few that would work without his sharingan as he was keeping it a secret. His fuinjutsu skills were good as well since he reached level 8 on his own which impressed Hiruzen. His medical ninjutsu was good. But he could not use some work on it and the nurses in Konoha were useless since they barely knew what they were doing. He learned the "Mystical Palm Jutsu." "Medical Water Jellyfish" and "Water Mosquito."
His kenjutsu skills were high Jonin level as Anko and Kurenai introduced him to their friend Yugao who was a Kenjutsu specialist. His kenjutsu style was Zanjutsu and he fought the same way Kenpachi Zaraki fought. So he was very aggressive and more or less mainly used just brute force. They were shocked when Naruto said he knew she was a member of the anbu black ops and when they asked how he knew. He simply told them that she is the only person other than Anko with purple hair in the village.
His Mangekyou was never used again after the first time against the anbu since he wanted to focus on his other skills and not become too reliant on the Mangekyou. He read the table again and confirmed his suspicions that it was being tampered with and his ability was now on there. His ability was called "Amenotejikara" which allowed him to shift himself between spaces causing anything currently occupying the space he targets to swap places with him. He did not know who was tampering with the tag. But it must have been somebody able to sneak into Konoha unnoticed.
Over the years he became friends with Ino Yamanaka who was one of Sasuke's fangirls. But she was pretty smart. She cared more about her looks than her skills. But that changed when Robin embarrassed her in a spar they had. She went home after that and had her father teach her some of their clan jutsus. Naruto recommended that she learn something else as well. But she said that she'd wait for her jonin instructor to teach her something. She still had her fangirl moments. But she was a good friend to Naruto.
Robin was still the same except she grew taller. She was one of the tallest people in her year. She was just one inch shorter than Shino. The only people who were taller than her were Shino and Naruto. But Naruto was the tallest of the graduating students at 5 feet tall. Her skills were at a mid-genin level; she always tried to push herself too hard to reach Naruto's level. But he explained that she should work at her own pace and rest was important. She knew the "Shadow Clone Jutsu" and like Naruto she learned it with ease. However, during the academy she kept trying to do the "Clone Jutsu" as she would get teased and bullied for not being able to do the simplest jutsu.
Her classmates nicknamed her tomato thanks to her red hair and she turned into a menace whenever somebody called her that. The teacher started to call her the second coming of the Red-Hot Habanero and they were terrified of her. The only person able to calm her down when she went on a rampage was Naruto. But he barely showed up to the academy. His attendance caused him to be at the bottom of the class. But he did not care.
Graduation came by this week and everyone was separated into groups to get everything done quicker throughout the week. He was late to his. But he had an actual reason. The day of his graduation test was on his mother's birthday and he was at the memorial stone for nearly 4 hours. He was excused by Iruka since he learned from Robin that Naruto's mother died. When Iruka noticed he would never come to school at all on a specific day every year.
Hurry up! I'm ready for this damn test! Said Robin.
Relax. You are up next if I'm not mistaken. Said Naruto.
It is not that she will pass. She can't even do the "Clone Jutsu." Said Kiba and everyone laughed at Robin except for Ino and Naruto.
How about a bet, Kiba? Asked Naruto.
What is the bet? Asked Kiba.
I bet Robin will pass the test with flying colors. Said Naruto.
On yeah. If she does you have to lick your dog's ass. Said Naruto.
Hell no! Said Kiba.
Oh? Is that Kiba denying a bet? Are you a pussycat? Asked Naruto and that set Kiba off.
DEAL. Said Kiba and shook Naruto's hand.
Dumass. Thought Robin.
Robin Uzumaki, you are up. Said Iruka.
You got this girl. Said Ino.
I know! Said Robin. Before she could leave Naruto grabbed her shoulder to whisper something to her.
Use the "Shadow Clones." Whispered Naruto.
I can not. It has to be the clone jutsu. Whispered Robin.
No, it has to be a clone jutsu. They never specified which one. Whispered Naruto.
You are right. I will be back with my headband. Get ready to lick some dog ass Kiba! Said Robin.
"Exam Room"
Alright, Robin. Please perform the "Substitution Jutsu". Said Iruka.
You got it! Said Robin and switched places with Mizuki's char.
Good job. Next perform the "Henge". Said Iruka.
Okay. Said Robin and had a devious grin.
Fucking brat. Yelled out Mizuki.
No wait!. Said Iruka. But it was too late as Robin transformed into a naked lady causing Iruka and his assistant Mizuki to fly back with a massive nosebleed and then pass out.
You should have seen your faces! Said Robin and was rolling around on the ground laughing.
ENOUGH WITH THE JOLES! Yelled Iruka and did his infamous "Big Head Jutsu".
Sorry. Sheesh. Learn to live a little. Said Robin.
Okay. Now the last part. Please create 3 clones. Said Iruka.
Come on Robin. You can do it. Thought Iruka.
Go on Robin. Show us why you are such a failure. I will use you for my plans and get rid of the nine tails at the same time. Thought Mizuki.
"Shadow Clone Jutsu"
A puff of smoke went off revealing 15 Robin's looking at them both with smug looks on their faces.
So did I pass? Asked Robin and released her clones.
No! That's not the regulation jutsu. You fall. Said Mizuki.
WHAT! THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT. YOU NEVER SPECIFIED WHAT KIND OF CLONE I HAD TO USE. I'M GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS. yelled Robin as her hair split into 9 pieces.
Calm down Robin! You pass! All you had to do was make a clone! I never said which kind! Please don't hurt us! Begged Iruka and gave her a headband.
WOO-HOO. TAKE THAT, MIZUKI. YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH. Yelled Robin and ran out of the room.
Dammit! Looks like I will have to do this myself. Thought Mizuki
"Classroom"
I wonder if she passed. Said Ino.
She did. Said Naruto while reading a book.
How can you be so sure? Asked Ino.
Because I know her. Said Naruto and after he said that the door was kicked open.
I PASSED BITCHES. Yelled Robin.
WOO-HOO. Ino yelled and ran to give her a hug.
WHAT? THERE'S NO WAY YOU PASSED. Yelled Kiba.
Well, I did! Believe it! Said Robin.
You know what that means, right Kiba? Asked Ino and he paled.
No! I'm not doing it! Said Kiba.
A deal is a deal! Lick Akamaru's ass! Said Robin and Akamaru plumped his in up for Kiba as if he understood what was going on.
You can not make me! Said Kiba and then he could not move.
I can. Said Shikamaru as he caught Kiba with his "Shadow Possession Jutsu"
Say ahh Kiba. Said Robin and Shikamaru made Kiba open his mouth to lick Akamaru's ass.
Wow Kiba. We did not know you felt so strongly about Akamaru. Said Ino and everyone laughed.
KIBA INUZUKA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Yelled Iruka as he came into the classroom.
He was just showing Akamaru how much he loved him. Said Ino and Shikamaru dropped his jutsu.
What you do at home is your business. But do not bring it to the classroom. Said Iruka.
I was forced to do it. Said Kiba.
He's lying! He just held up his end of a bet!. Said Robin.
Sometimes they make me regret being a teacher. Thought Iruka and rubbed his temples.
Listen up. It is time to announce the rookie of the year, kunoichi of the year, and dead last. Said Iruka.
Yes. said Robin.
Rookie of the year goes to Sasuke Uchiha. Said Iruka.
Hm. said Sasuke.
Kunoichi of the year goes to Sakura Haruno. Said Iruka.
WHAT THE FUCK? THAT IS BULLSHIT. Yelled Robin.
She is right. Robin was only slightly behind Sakura academically and blew her out of the water in everything else. Thought Iruka.
I DEMAND A FUCKING RECOUNT. Yelled Robin and her hair started to split into 9 pieces.
I am sorry. But it is what Mizuki put on here when he tallied the scores for this year. Said Iruka, a little scared.
Ha! Said Sakura and stuck her tongue out at Robin.
Alright. The dead last is Kiba Inuzuka. Said Iruka.
WHAT? THERE IS NO WAY NARUTO FINISHED ABOVE ME. Yelled Kiba.
Well it is true. Naruto would have been the rookie of the year. But he only came to class like 10 days a month. He has the highest scores in everything except his attendance. Now, tomorrow will be team assignments and the beginning of your ninja careers. Congratulations to everyone who passed. Said Iruka and walked out the room.
So who wants to celebrate? Asked Robin.
You can not. You need to come with me. Said Naruto.
Is this another challenge? We are tied at 35 a piece. Said Robin.
No. it's something even better than that. Just come with me. Said Naruto and they left.
"Village"
So. What's so important that you can not tell me? Asked Robin as they were walking through the village.
Just be patient. Said Naruto.
I can not believe she graduated. Whispered a civilian.
Good thing I pulled my daughter out of the academy. Said another civilian.
I can not believe the hokage let that thing become a ninja. Said a mail civilian.
We should have killed the demon when we had the chance. Said another mail civilian.
Naruto, you would never lie to me, right? Asked Robin.
Of course not. Why do you want to know? Asked Naruto.
So if I were to ask you a question. You would answer it honestly? Asked Robin.
Of course. Said Naruto
Do you know why people keep calling me a demon and treating me like I'm a contagious disease? Asked Robin.
Yes. Said Naruto.
Can you please tell me why? Asked Robin.
I wish I could. But the old man wants to tell you. Just hear him out before you say anything. Said Naruto.
Why can't you tell me now? Asked Robin.
Because it's an S-ranked secret. Plus I have a feeling you have some sort of idea. You are smart as well. You may not be as smart as me. But you are still smart. Said Naruto as they reached the hokage tower.
I never knew that hating somebody is a secret. Said Robin and they walked into the office.
Yo, old man. We are here. Said Naruto.
Do you believe in knocking? Asked Hiruzen.
Only on Anko and Kurenai's doors. Said Naruto.
I see. So what brings you here today? Asked Hiruzen.
He said you have something to tell me. Said Robin.
She is ready. Said Naruto and Hiruzen sealed the room.
Have a seat, Robin. Said Hiruzen.
Ask anything you want. Said Naruto.
Why do the villagers hate me? Asked Robin.
Tell me what do you know about the nine tails attack? Asked Hiruzen.
That the fourth hokage killed it 13 years ago. Said Robin.
That is not what happened that night. The nine tails were defeated. But it was not killed. In order to stop a tailed beast, you must find a suitable container and then the nine tails. That baby was chosen by the fourth holage to hold the nine tails and keep it from attacking the village. Said Hiruzen and her eyes widened.
I was that baby. Said Robin.
Yes. You are what's known as a junchuriki. You are the reason this village still stands and it's savior. Said Hiruzen.
So I'm the nine tailed fox that attacked 13 years ago. Said Robin and started to cry.
No. You are its container. Think of it like this if you put water in a cup. Does the cup become the water? Asked Hiruzen.
No. said Robin.
That is correct. You are still Robin Uzumaki and the nine tailed fox is something completely different. Said Hiruzen.
Then if that's the case. Why did they attack me? I was just an innocent little girl. Said Robin.
The people of this village hate and fear what they do not understand. However, your family would be ashamed of them if they knew how you were being treated. I tried to let you live a normal life and get adopted into a nice family by labeling this an S-ranked. But somebody leaked the information about you being the nine tails jinchuriki to the village. I'm sorry for not telling you sooner. But you just were not ready to handle the truth. Said Hiruzen.
You said my family would be ashamed of them, correct? Who are they? Do I have any family left? Asked Robin.
Here. Said Hiruzen and gave her a picture.
Who are these people? Well I know the fourth hokage and Naruto's mom. But who is the lady with the nice hair? Asked Robin.
Her name is Kushina Uzunaki. However if she were alive you would call her mom. Plus she would be my godmother. Said Naruto.
Mom. She is beautiful. Said Robin.
She was easily one of the most beautiful women when she was alive. She has been with your father since they graduated from the academy and then 13 years later you were born. Said Hiruzen.
I hope my mom never got teased like I did. Said Robin and Hiruzen chuckled.
Oh she has. But for different reasons. She was teased and picked on because of her red hair and also because she was considered an outsider. Said Hiruzen.
Why? Asked Robin.
Because she was originally from the Uzushiogakure in the land of whirlpools. It was the home of the Uzamaki clan. Sadly after she moved here. The entire Uzamaki clan was destroyed. Said Naruto.
So they picked on her because she was not born here? Asked Robin.
Yes. She was nicknamed tomato because of her red hair. She was such a tomboy that she'd beat up anybody who messed with her. Her nickname around the village was the Red Hot-Blooded Habanero. Said Hiruzen.
So when people call me the second coming of the Red Hot- Blooded Habanero. I remind them of my mom? Asked Robin.
Yes. It's funny because like you. Only one person was able to calm her down if she went on a rampage. Said Hiruzen.
My dad. I guess you have something in common with my dad, Naruto. Said Robin.
You have no idea. Thought Naruto.
Now you do have some family left alive. A godfather, a distant cousin and a brother. Said Hiruzen.
Oh plus that distant cousin may more may not be your grandmother as well. Said Naruto.
Where the hell are they? Asked Robin.
Your godfather is out of the village since he runs our spy network. The money you receive every month comes from him. Your distant cousin has been out of the village for over 20 years and probably does not even know you exist. Said Hiruzen.
What about my brother? Why hasn't he been around? Does he hate me like everyone else? Asked Robin.
No. Said Hiruzen.
Well he has not been here for me so he can kiss my ass. I do not need him. Naruto's my brother and that is all that matters. Said Robin.
Listen Robin. Your brother loves you very much and has been protecting you ever since he found out about you. Said Hiruzen.
Then why hasn't he said anything to me? Asked Robin.
Because I ordered him not to. You see, he is your half brother and was born into one of the most powerful clans. Your father had another baby that was born exactly two months before you. I ordered him not to say anything to you because that would paint an even bigger target on your back. Said Hiruzen.
What do you mean? Asked Robin.
As you know from the academy, Iwa holds a grudge against your father because of what he did during the shinobi war. Had news leaked about him having any children they would have tried to kill you. Kumo had a certain incident with your mother that I will tell you another time and they would have tried get you as well. Had you known who your brother was at a younger age you would have painted an even bigger target on your back and his because his clan did not like him. They called him the half breed of the clan. Said Hiruzen.
You are right. I would have screamed it to the mountains who my brother was. So who is he? Asked Robin.
I will let him introduce. Said Hiruzen and nodded at Naruto.
You know who he is? Asked Robin.
You are looking at him. My name is Naruto Uchiha-Namikaze. Minato Namikaze is my father and Izanami Uchiha is my mother. Said Naruto as he took his mask off revealing that he looked nearly exactly like Minato with black hair with red tips and dark red eyes.
You are my brother? Asked Robin and Naruto nodded.
I could not exactly tell you. But I have known since the day after I first met you. I was supposed to keep my distance from you. But that was not going to happen. So I was assigned an S-ranked mission to protect you from any civilian ro ninja that tried to harm you. Now that you have graduated from the academy. My mission is complete. Said Naruto and Robin gave him a bone crushing hug.
I can not believe it. This whole time I have been saying you are my brother and the only family I have. But I was telling the truth without knowing. Said Robin and Naruto hugged her back.
Now that you know about your family. What are you going to do? Asked Hiruzen.
I'm gonna train even harder than before! I have a clan to represent. Said Robin.
That is good to hear. Now you must keep this a secret to keep it from spreading to the other nations. I will reveal your heritage the moment you can handle a chunin level ninja. So in six months I want you to be a chunin level shinobi. Said Hiruzen.
What about Naruto? Asked Robin.
I'm already a chunin level ninja. High-chunin to low-jonin to be exact. Said Naruto and put his mask on.
That is not fair! Said Robin.
You spent most of your time pranking the village. While I was training you were playing. Did you even use any of the material I gave you other than the "Shadow Clones"? Asked Naruto.
Sort of. I did all those chakra control exercises and looked at that taijutsu style. Other than that I have not looked at anything else. Said Robin.
You need to train seriously now. I can not have my little sister being weak. Said Naruto and ruffled her hair.
Stop that! You are only older than me by 2 months! It does not count! Said Robin and turned her head away.
As funny as this is. I believe I have something for you both. Said Hiruzen and gave both of them a scroll.
What is in it? Asked Robin.
I do not know. The last thing Kuchina said to me was that they had these scrolls left for the two of you. Said Hiruzen and they unsealed the contents of the scrolls.
What is this? Asked Robin.
It looks like your mom left some ninjutsu scrolls for you and her Konoha headband and her Uzushiogakure headband. Said Hiruzen.
Cool. Hey what did you get? Asked Robin.
A bunch of tri-pronged kunai and some space-time ninjutsu scrolls. Said Naruto.
Well it seems the two of you have some work to do. However I recommend that you wait until you are ready for them. Said Hiruzen.
You are right. Robin, come here. Said Naruto.
What do you want? Asked Robin and Naruto drew a seal on her arm that disappeared.
I just put a storage seal on your arm. That way you do not have to worry about losing the stuff your mom gave you. Said Naruto.
Sweet. That sealing stuff seems complicated. But I will give it a try. Said Robin.
Well you two must be going now. I have important matters to attend to. Said Hiruzen and unsealed the room.
In other words you have been putting off your paperwork again. Said Naruto.
Shame on you old mad. Said Robin.
Damn kids. Mumbled Hiruzen and they laughed. But Naruto whispered something in his ear, making his jaw drop.
Let's go Robin. Said Naruto.
What did you tell him? Asked Robin.
It is a secret. I need to get my daggers and sword from Sato. Said Naruto.
Let's go! I wanna laugh when you fail. Said Robin.
Just for that you can walk there. Said Naruto and just disappeared.
CHEATER. Yelled out Robin and jumped out of the window as Hiruzen's secretary came into the room.
Lord hokage I have those files from the civilian council for you. Said Hiruzen's asisten and pushed in two carts stacked with papers then left.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Yelled Hiruzen. Then he glared at the pictures of Minato and Tobirama who seemed to be smirking at him.
YOU BASTARDS KNEW ABOUT THIS AND DID NOT TELL ME. Yelled Hiruzen. Then he created some "Shadow Clones".
"Higurashi Ninja Shop"
It took you long enough to get here. Said Naruto.
You cheated! Said Robin as they entered the shop.
Yo! Old man Sato! I'm here for my sword back, my daggers, and my order! Said Naruto.
I'm here as well. Said Robin.
Well if it is not my favorite customers. Said Sato as he came from the back carrying a scroll and a sword.
Check it out! We graduated! Said Robin.
I see. Congrats to the both of you. Now Naruto. There were a little bit of adjustments I had to make to your order. Here is your sword back after its monthly check up. Said Sato.
What was that? Asked Naruto.
Nothing bad. It is actually better for you and I do not have to charge you extra. The guy I usually get my materials from did not have as much steel as I needed for your kunai and shuriken. So I had to make them out of carbon fiber instead of steel. Said Sato.
What is the difference? Asked Robin.
Carbon fiber is about five times stronger than steel, twice as stiff, lighter and more resistant to heat just in case you want to channel fire chakra through it. However this is a rare kind of carbon fiber since it is also able to handle chakra a lot better than chakra metal. So these will last a lot longer. Said Sato and handed one to Naruto.
Woah. It really is lighter. Said Naruto and handed it to Robin.
Wow. It is. Said Robin.
I believe you wanted to try to get the daggers. Said Sato.
You are right. Said Naruto and he grabbed his sword from Sato. Then they walked to the daggers in the case.
These are the daggers? They do not look like much. Said Robin.
Well here goes nothing. Said Naruto and opened the case then tried to grab them. But nothing happened.
Aww. Looks like you can not have them. Said Robin and laughed.
I was just kidding. Said Naruto and then removed them from the case without a problem.
W-What? How? Asked Robin.
There is something on the sword that pricked my hands and took some of my blood. Must be a blood seal on the daggers that was set to activate when me or you touched the daggers. Said Naruto.
She knows? Asked Sato.
Just found out. Said Naruto as he was checking out his new daggers.
That is right. Said Robin.
There is something wrong with them. What is it? I will look at them with my sharingan. Thought Naruto. After he thought that he activated his sharingan.
Hey Narutom why do you have your sharingan activated? Asked Robin.
Well I noticed there was something off with them. Said Naruto.
What do you mean? Asked Sato.
I found it. There are two seals on them and they are transformation seals on them. So this is not how they look. Said Naruto. After he said that he pushed his fingers on the seals and pushed chakra into them. Once that happened there was a puff of smoke and one changed into a black center and silver blade dagger (Rasaka Fand Dagger solo leveling) the other one changed into a black center and a red dagger (Knight Slayer Dagger solo leveling). Once he did that he deactivated his sharingan.
I see. I do not have a scabbard or a sheath for them. Said Sato.
I will just make storage seals on each of my hands for them. Said Naruto.
Hey, maybe he can make you some of dad's kunai made from that same carbon stuff or whatever it is called. Said Robin.
That is a good idea. Look at you being all smart for the first time. Said Naruto as they walked to the counter.
I wonder when she will realize what I just said. Thought Naruto. Once they got to the counter.
I was supposed to be kunoichi of the year. But somehow Sakura won. Said Robin
Do not worry. I'm sure that does not matter in the real world. Said Naruto.
He is right. From what I have been told about this Sakura girl. She does not train at all. We had a similar problem back in my ninja days. We had a girl just like Sakura and she was killed on her first mission outside of the village. However you will be fine. Said Sato.
Who was the guy she was always going after? Asked Robin.
You have three guesses and the first two do not count. So take a wild guess. Said Sato.
Dad. Said Naruto and Robin at the same time.
That is correct. Said Sato.
Should have known. Said Naruto.
You two go and enjoy your day. You deserve it. Said Sato.
Thanks. Said Naruto and Robin.
You are a fucking ass whole. Yelled Robin and tried to hit Naruto. Few minutes had passed.
So how long do you think it will take her to realize that it is a cone? Asked Sato and he looked to his side where the air had rippled.
Hmm well it might take some time. Or whenever she looks over here. Or when she decided on using her sensor abilities. Said Naruto after he dropped his genjutsu.
So what was she talking about Naruto? Asked Sato.
Well I want to know if you can remake these. Said Naruto and then unsealed one of the three prog kunia.
Hmm I think that I can. But I will try to do so. Said Sato.
Thank you for this. Oh before I leave, let Robin know when she figures out that it is a clone. I will be at my sister's apartment. Said Naruto and then he left.
"Kurenai's Apartment"
I'm back. Said Naruto.
Well look who finally decided to show up. Said Anko.
What are you doing here? Asked Naruto.
What? I can not come and see my cute little brother? Asked Anko.
She hid the dango in the hidden compartment behind the two boxes on the top shelf concealed by a genjutsu. Said Naruto.
Thanks! Said Anko and ran to the refrigerator.
So what are you doing today? Asked Naruto.
Mm. Got some people to interrogate. Hopefully I can use all my tools this time. The last three people gave up in 5 minutes. Said Anko. as she was stuffing her face with dango.
Then instead of jumping into the whole crazy act. Try off slow then work your way up. Or how my sister would say do not jump straight in as a crazy ass bitch. Said Naruto.
Meh. Not my kind of thing. Said Anko.
Apparently. Mumbled Naruto.
So how long has the academy been out? Asked Anko.
I do not know. Maybe an hour. Why? Gonna stalk Iruka? Asked Naruto.
It is not stalking. It is called surveillance. Said Anko.
Whatever. Said Naruto.
Show me what is under the mask! Said Anko/
Fine. underneath this mask…is another mask! Said Naruto and pulled his mask down to reveal another one.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I HAVE BEEN ATTACKING YOU FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO SEE ANOTHER MASK! Yelled Anko.
Well not many people have seen me without my mask. Only my mom, the old man, Kurenai, and Robin have seen me without it. Said Naruto.
But I'm your sister. I should see it too. Said Anko and Naruto sighed.
Fine. First, do you know how my father is? Asked Naruto.
No. But Kur-chan does and she won't tell me. Said Anko.
Well you are about to find out? Said Naruto and removed his mask showing his real face. But before he had fully taken off his mask someone had appeared behind Anko.
Holy shit! You are hot! I mean I know I'm your sister but damn! I see why you wear the mask. Said Anko.
Holy shit! You are hot! You will be fighting off girls when you are older and do not have the mask on. Said the mysterious person. When Naruto and Anko heard that they looked at the person who just said that. When they turned to look at the person Naruto had put back on his mask. They saw a purple haired girl.
If I was not with Hayate. I would not mind getting with him when he gets older. Plus the skills he has with kenjutsu he can easily be one of the best swordsmen in the whole world. Even though I'm about 5 years older than him. Though Yugao.
Hey Yugao-chan. Who are you doing and what are you doing here? Aske Anko.
I was just wanting to know if you and Kur-chan wanted to come with me for a girls night. But it seems like I have to wait. Said Yugao.
Oh Kur-chan told me that she should be back in about two days now. Because her mission should only take about one maybe two weeks and that was about one and a half weeks ago. Oh I would also like you two not to let anyone know that I'm cute. Don't even give a hint that I'm cute. Said Naruto.
You are not cute. You are fucking hot. Anyway I won't tell anybody. So the fourth hokage, huh? Said Anko and Yugao.
I'm guessing you know Robin is your sister. Said Anko.
How do you know she was the fourth hokage's daughter Anko? Asked Naruto.
Please. A red haired girl with blue eyes, a heavy ramen addiction, a habit of screaming about becoming hokage, a temper that can scare adults and hair splitting into 9 pieces when she is angry? If that does not scream Kushina then I do not know what would. Asked Anko.
Well when you put it like that I guess it is kind of obvious. Said Naruto.
Hey, why did you only ask me that, not Yugao-chan? Asked Anko.
Well she was one of the anbu's that guarded Robin when she was younger. Said Naruto.
Ok that makes sense. The only one that I know with a worse temper is you and your mom. Hell I say that your temper and your mom's could even scare a biju. I can not wait to meet her and mess with her. Said Anko.
That is something I do not mind waiting for. Anyways when Kur-chan gets back let her know that I'm in my new apartment. Said Naruto.
Ok I will do that Naru-chan. But do you already have an apartment chosen? Asked Anko.
Yes I do. I'm moving out today. My apartment down the hall and I just wanted to let her know which one it is. Said Naruto.
That is right. Why are you moving out again? Asked Yugao.
Oh other than the fact that I'm technically an adult? Well Kurenai and Asuma do not know what a silencing seal is. Pluss I get tired of hearing Anko drunk crying over Iruka whenever he looks at another girl for more than 5 seconds. I just want and need my own space and I have seen you drunk passed out on the couch naked way too many times. Said Naruto.
I did not see you complaining. Said Anko.
You threw two kunais with nina wire connecting them at my throat. I did not have time to complain. I was too busy trying to live. Said Naruto.
Sorry about that. Said Anko.
Why do you not stay at your own place anyways? Asked Yugao and Naruto.
It gets lonely sometimes and I know Kur-chan does not mind if I crash here. Said Anko.
What about at Yugao's house? Asked Naruto.
No. Hayate coughs too damn much for me. Other than that there is nothing wrong with your place Yugo-chan. Said Anko.
Well maybe you should just ask Iruka out on a date. Said Naruto.
Why the hell would I do that? Asked Anko
Because you love him. It is just a simple will you go out with me? Drop the crazy act for once and be a lady. Said Yugao.
What if he rejects me? Asked Anko as she slumped into the couch.
Then I will make you about one month's supply of dango and then buy you a year's supply of dango and red bean soup. Said Naruto.
Deal! Said Anko and vanished.
I'm most likely going to regret saying that. Because I know she will be bugging me for some food. Said Naruto.
What do you mean? Asked Yugao.
Do you want some food? Asked Naruto.
Sure I would like that. I will help you move into your new apartment after you are done. Said Yugao.
It is just fine. I just need to unseal my things and add some seals to my room. Said Naruto.
You may not need the help. But I would like to help you since you are cooking me some food. Said Yugao.
"Next Day"
As of today, everyone in this classroom is now considered a ninja. What comes next will be far more difficult. You are only a genin. The first level of ninja. All the genin would usually be grouped into three man squads. But since we have an odd number of students that graduated. One team will have four genins. Each squad will be led by a jonin. Any questions before I call out the teams? Asked Iruka.
Where is Mizuki-Sensei? Asked Sakura.
Unfortunately, Mizuki will not be part of the academy anymore. He is being sent to a different division. Said Iruka.
More like prison. Why would he try to steal the forbidden scroll? Thought Iruka.
Well someone's going to be in Sasuke's group. I wonder who. Said Ino.
I do not know. Said Sakura and glared at Ino.
A group? That will only slow me down. Thought Sasuke.
Hmm. Let's see. My ideal team would be me, Naruto, and maybe Ino. I mean we all get along. As long as Sakura is not on my team. I will be just fine I guess. Thought Robin and missed the first 6 squads that were announced.
Squad seven. Robin Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto Uchiha. Said Iruka.
Dammit! Why is she on my team? She is fucking useless! Thought Robin.
I won't be on Naruto's team. Thought Hinata.
Next squad eight. Hinata Hyuga, Kiba Inuzuka, and Shino Aburame. Said Iruka.
Woo-hoo! Oh yeah! I have got the best squad! Said Kiba.
Ugh. How did Sakura get in Sasuke's group? Asked Ino.
I don't get it. What do you see in a guy like that? He is not so special. Said Shikamaru.
You are so beyond clueless, Shikamaru. Do not you get it? Asked Ino.
Enough! Squad ten. Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, and Choji Akimichi. Those are all the squads. You have an hour to do as you want until your team jonin shows up. Try to be back in 45 minutes. Said Iruka and left.
Hey, Naruto. Wanna try some of my lunch my mom prepared for me? Asked Ino.
Today is the day I see what he is hiding under the mask! Thought Ino.
He is already gone. Said Robin.
When did he leave? Asked Ino.
As soon as our team was announced. Said Robin.
Dammit! He will show me what is under that mask. Said Ino.
Why do you want to see what is under his mask so badly? He is probably ugly. Said Sakura.
I can tell you right now that he is not ugly. Said Robin.
How do you know? Asked Sakura.
He showed me what he looks like underneath it. He looks much better than Sasuke, that's for sure. Said Robin.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK. Screeched out Sakura.
Can you stop screeching? Your voice is fucking annoying. Said Robin.
Your face is annoying. Said Sakura.
I look better than you. You big ass forehead and flat chested freak. Said Robin.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK. Yelled Sakura.
MAKE ME. yelled Robin.
Sakura jumped at Robin with the intent to hit her. But she slipped off the desk and was headed towards Robin face first. Robin smirked and then used the "Substitution Jutsu" on an unsuspecting Kiba, causing everyone to gasp. Kiba was on the floor with Sakura on top of him and they were kissing. However Kiba was in the better position if you asked him. Because of the placement of his hand which was on one of Sakura's breasts. Which were practically non-existent. Sakura got over her shock and screamed at the top of her lungs. Which met she screeched.
KIBA YOU PERVERT. Screeched Sakura and started to beat him up.
Wow Sakura. I did not know you liked Kiba. Said Robin.
SHUT UP. Screeched Sakura.
"Hokage Office"
Well there goes Robin. She is always causing trouble. Said Hiruzen.
Looks like you have got your hands full Kakashi. Luckily you have Naruto on your team to keep her calm. Said Asuma.
Is that the most promising student, Sasuke Uchiha? Asked a jonin.
Yes. said Hiruzen,
He is one of the two survivors from the Uchiha clan. Said Kurenai,
That is right. However I do not believe he is the most promising student in the class. Said Hiruzen.
What makes you say that? He is naturally gifted and is the rookie of the year. Said jonin 2.
That may be true. But there is another in that class who could have easily taken that title if he actually showed up to class. Said Hiruzen.
Naruto. Said Anko and Kurenai.
The half-breed? Asked jonin 1.
She is telling the truth. He trains non-stop and the only time he is not training is when he wants to take a break for a few days. Said Asuma.
I'm guessing the days he was not training were the days he decided to go to the academy. Said jonin 2.
That is correct. However he was always late to class. Said Kurenai.
Why was he late? Asked Asuma.
He claimed to be walking. But the Inuzuka dogs would be trying to kill a black cat. So then he'd always have to take the long way around. Said Kurenai and everyone looked at Kakashi.
What? It sounds like a reasonable excuse to me. Said Kakashi.
Of course it does. Mumbled Kurenai.
You all have your teams. It is time to go and meet them. You have until tomorrow to test them and report back to me. Said Hiruzen and all the jonin vanished.
"Ninja Academy"
So what did you think of my team, Ino? Asked Robin.
I wish I was on your team instead of Sakura. At least she has another girl to talk to. I'm stuck with lazy bones and the bottomless pit. Said Ino.
I highly doubt Sakura and I would talk. If we do, it will probably be an argument. Said Robin.
Well hopefully we can get this day over with and go shopping. Said Ino.
Shopping for what? I'm already stocked up on ninja supplies. Said Robin.
For cute dresses and stuff. Sure we are ninja. But we have time off. I'm sure we will get to go out and have fun. Said Ino.
I guess you are right. Hey, Hinata, do you want to come with us? I'm sure you can find something to impress Naruto. Said Robin and Hinata blushed.
I-I do not know what you m-mean. Said Hinata and started to poke her fingers together.
Why would any girl want to date him? He is just a half-breed. Said Kiba.
A half-breed that constantly kicks all of your asses without even trying during a spat. Oh and I also do not lick dog ass. Said Naruto after he just appeared.
When did you get back? Asked Robin.
About 5 minutes ago. Said Naruto.
Where did you go? Asked Ino.
To place an order. I only came back because I thought our jonin instructor would be here by now. Said Naruto and stood up.
Now where are you going? Asked Robin.
To talk to my mom. Said Naruto.
Oh. Said Robin.
You should not leave. Our sensei could be here any minute. Said Sakura.
I'm sure my reputation has already gotten around. Whoever it is should expect me to be late. Said Naruto and left.
Robin, how long has it been since his mom died? Asked Ino
She died right before the Uchiha massacre. Naruto only survived because he isolated himself from everybody. Said Robin.
How did she die? Asked Ino.
From what I know she had a disease that none of our doctors could cure. All they figured out was that it was not contagious. She died right in his arms. Said Robin.
That is so sad. I do not know what I'd do if I lost any of my parents. Said Ino and then the door opened as two people came in the roo,
Who are you two? Asked Robin.
I'm Kurenai Yuhi. Team 8, come with me. Said Kurenai.
Wow. Our jonin instructor is such a babe. Said Kiba and they were walking out the door,
Guess I will have to beat that pervertedness out of him. Thought Kurenai.
I will see you later, Asuma. Said Kurenai.
Yeah. I'm Asuma Sarutobi. Team 10, come with me. Said Asuma.
Finally! I will see you later, Robin. Said Ino as they left the room.
Bye! Now, where is our jonin sensei? Asked Robin.
"Three Hours Later"
Gah! He is late! Said Robin.
Robin just sit down. Said Sakura.
I do not want to. How come our teacher's the only one that is late? Asked Robin.
You are not this upset when Naruto's late. Said Sakura.
Well of course not. He is known for being late. But our jonin instructor should have been here. Said Robin and grabbed an eraser before propping it up in the door.
Hey! What are you doing? Asked Sakura.
That is what he gets for coming late. Said Robin.
You are asking for trouble. You know you should not do that. Said Sakura,
Blah blah blah. You are not my mother. Said Robin.
Our teacher is a jonin. An elite ninja. You think he is going to fall for that? Asked Sasuke.
Sasuke's right. You are so clueless Robin. Said Sakura.
Somebody came to the door making them stare at it and wait in anticipation to see who it was. A head of silver hair poked its way into the door and was hit upside the head with the eraser causing each of them to have different reactions.
I got him! He fell for it. Said Robin and started to laugh at him.
I'm sorry sensei. I tried to stop her. But she would not listen. I'd never do anything like that. Said Sakura.
He actually fell for that cheap trick? Is this guy really a jonin? Thought Sasuke.
Hm. how can I put this? My first impression of this group…you are a bunch of idiots. I'm Kakashi Hatake, your jonin instructor. Meet me on the roof in 2 minutes. Said Kakashi.
What about Naruto? He is not here yet. Said Sakura.
He is on the roof already. Said Kakashi.
"Rooftop"
Alright. Introduce yourselves one at a time. Said Kakashi,
Introduce ourselves? What are we supposed to say? Asked Sakura.
Things you like. Things you hate. Dreams for the future. Your hobbies. Things like that. Said Kakashi.
How about you go first? We already know each other. But we do not know you. Said Robin.
Me? I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate…I do not feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future? Never really thought about it. I have lots of hobbies. Said Kakashi.
All he really told us was his name. Said Sakura.
Okay. your turn. You on the right. You are first. Said Kakashi.
I'm Robin Uzumaki. What I like is my brother, ramen, training, my red hair, and pranking people. My dislikes are perverts, rapists, dickheads, douchebags, Kiba, people who call me tomato, and people who can not tell the difference between water and the cup it is in. My hobbies are pranking and training. My dream for the future is to become hokage.
She is different from what I expected. Thought Kakashi.
Next. Said Kakashi.
I'm Sakura Haruno. What I like…Uh…I mean the person I like is…uh…my hobby is…uh…my dream for the future is. Said Sakura and she let out a squeal.
What do you hate? Asked Kakashi,
ROBIN. Yelled Sakura.
KISS MY ASS, PINKY. Yelled Robin.
Girls her age are more interested in boys than ninja training. Thought Kakashi.
Alright next up. Said Kakashi.
My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things and I do not particularly. What I have is not a dream because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan and destroy a certain someone. Said Sasuke.
Sheesh. Lighten up a bit. Thought Robin.
Sasuke is so hot. Thought Sakura.
Just as I thought. Thought Kakashi.
Alright. Last one. Said Kakashi.
My name is Naruto Uchiha. My likes, I have a few of them. Dislikes, well everything I dislike is dead except for a certain root problem and tyrants. My dream for the future? I guess get married and start a family. Said Naruto.
So you want to restore the Uchiha clan as well. Said Kakashi.
I just said everything I dislike is dead. Why would I want to restore that clan? My family may have the sharingan. But we won't be associated with the Uchiha clan. I plan to taking my fathers name as soon as possible and dropping the Uchiha name for good. Said Naruto.
What did you say? You fucking pathetic half-breed? Asked Sasuke.
You heard me. Why should I care about the Uchiha clan when they did not give a fucking damn about me. Isolating me and my mother just because she was a part of the clan's fetish for keeping it in the family. The only other clan that is okay with incest is the Hyuga clan. Said Naruto and Sasuke tried to attack. But Naruto countered and pinned him to the ground and placed a pike to the side of his throat.
Let go of me! Nobody will disrespect the Uchiha clan as long as I'm around. Said Sasuke.
Look at me. You are fucking weak and pathetic. The so-called prodigy of the Uchiha clan. A name that was given to you by ninja and civilians who kiss you fucking ass to feed your ego. You are nothing compared to me and do not forget it. Look at you, squirming underneath my foot. Fucking pathetic. You are lucky Mikoto is your mother or I would have killed you and sent you to live with the rest of that pathetic clan. This is your only warning. Said Naruto and released Sasuke and reabsorbed the spike into his hand.
What the hell was that? He has never acted like this before. What was that spike that came from his arm? I will ask him later. Thought Robin.
How dare he touch Sasuke like that! Thought Sakura.
Maybe it was a bad idea putting them on the same team. Thought Kakashi.
Alright. Well, each of you are unique and have your own ideas. We will have our first mission tomorrow. Said Kakashi.
What kind of mission? Asked Robin.
It is a task that the five of us will do together. Said Kakashi.
What is it? Asked Robin.
A survival exercise. Said Kakashi.
Huh? Survival exercise? Asked Robin.
I thought we were supposed to have a real mission, not more practice. We already did this stuff in the academy. Said Sakura.
You and Ino both failed that part of the academy. Said Robin.
SHUT UP. Yelled Sakura.
BITE ME. Yelled Robin and they glared at each other.
This is not like your previous training. Said Kakashi.
Tell us! Said Robin.
Fine. usually out of the 27 graduates. But this year it is 28. Usually only 9 will be accepted as a genin. However, thanks to the odd number of graduates this year. It will be 10 that will be accepted as a genin. The other 18 will be weeded out and sent back to the academy. This is a make or break it pass-fail test and the chance that you will fail is nearly 70 percent. See? Did I not tell you that you would not like it? Asked Kakashi.
That is complete bullshit! What the hell was the point of us graduating? Asked Robin.
Sheesh. The mouth of this girl. Thought Kakashi and then he suddenly got a cold chill up his back.
I have the feeling that I should beat the fuck out of someone. But I do not know how. Thought Robin.
I have a feeling that I should stop Robin from beating the fuck out of someone. But I would most likely not and I would most likely join her. Thought Naruto.
That was just to select candidates who may or may not become a genin. That is how it is. I decided whether you pass or fail. Meet me at training ground 7 at 5am and bring your ninja gear. Said Kakashi.
Well I'm nog gonna fail this test. My mom and dad would be so disappointed in me. That and I have to become hokage! Thought Robin.
If I fail, I will be separated from Sasuke. This is a trial of love. Thought Sakura.
That is it. You are dismissed. Oh and do not eat breakfast or else you will puke. Said Kakashi and went up in smoke/
Hey Sasuke. Maybe we should train together. Said Sakura and Sasuke just walked away.
Want to train with us, Sakura? Asked Robin.
If you are gonna be there then no. Sasuke wait up! Said Sakura and ran off.
Stupid fangirl. Ready to train? Asked Robin.
Sure. Said Naruto.
Oh and I've got this kick ass secret technique that boosts my speed and power. I've got to show you it. Said Robin.
Let's go then. Said Naruto and grabbed her shoulder then vanished.