A/N: Hey guys! I was going to have Lance in for only this chapter but he seemed to get a way better response from you guys than Nostalgia did. Sending him more questions will let me know that you guys would like to keep him for the next couple of chapters :)


"Hey guys!" Joy called to the other emotions. "Are you ready for the next round?"

"Wait!" Disgust said. "We're having a special guest that should be here any minute now."

"Who?" Sadness asked.

All of a sudden, the HQ entrance opened and a special video game character rolled his way in.

"Lance!" Disgust beamed. "You made it!"

"I have been summoned here by the disgusted one," Lance announced. "What seems to be the trouble?"

"No trouble," Disgust grinned. "You have fans that want you to answer their questions."

"Questions?" Lance asked. "What kinds of questions?"

"Any kind." Disgust showed Lance the box. "Whatever questions have been sent in here."

"Curious indeed," Lance said, inspecting the box. "I wonder what these fans of mine would like to know about me."

"Let's find out, shall we?" Disgust searched the box for a question for Lance. "Here's one! From Orangebird124. Lance, do you have any other moves besides your rolling ability?"

"I can do special attacks with my sword," Lance said, taking out his sword. He suddenly threw his sword up in the air, then jumping from the wall, did a front flip, and caught the sword, as he smoothly landed on one knee. Disgust squealed and bit her lip in response.

"Wow! I wish I could do that..." Envy beamed.

"That should be your power move instead of that atrocious rolling one," Anger added.

Disgust flicked Anger on the cheek.

"Hey! What was that for?!" Anger said, irritated.

"He's perfect, whether with his rolling ability or not!" Disgust pouted. "Here Lance! Read the next question!" The excited green emotion handed Lance the next question.

"Ah." Lance read the card, his poorly animated fingers going through the card a little. "This is for the yellow joyful one."

"Ah, cool," the "joyful" emotion shrugged.

"When is Riley's birthday?" Lance read.

"Ah, I think we all know this one!" Joy smiled. The other emotions nodded. "Ready guys? 3...2...1..."

"January 22nd!" everyone said together.

Joy laughed. "We love our Aquarius girl!" She got the next card. "Fear, from TheL-iteral1. Do you prefer using pencils or pens when writing?"

"Well, pencils can easily break or poke you if you aren't careful," Fear said. "I think I'll go with pens on this one."

"But what if you mess up on something?! How will you erase it?!" Anxiety asked.

"We could always just cross it out," Fear shrugged. "Envy, from Rodimus973. Are you considered the youngest emotion?"

"Are you asking this because I'm small?" Envy raised one eyebrow. "But I guess because I'm one of the new emotions, I'm one of the younger ones. But I came at around the same time as the other new emotions."

"Yet you're shorter than everyone here," Ennui smirked.

"Are you really wanting to start this again?!" Envy threatened. "I completely tired you out last time! I can do it again in a heartbeat!"

"No." The bored emotion rolled her eyes and laid back on her couch.

"Sadness, from Orangebird124. Would you rather play "Wario World" or "Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus"?" Envy read.

"I like Sly Cooper better..." Sadness said. "Disgust, from Harry horse. What's an animal that grosses you out?"

"Ugh, don't even get me started with rats," Disgust gagged. "Yes, they may be smart, but I don't care. Also any kind of bug, other than a ladybug. Or a beetle maybe. It depends on the beetle."

"We especially don't like wasps," Anxiety shivered.

"Or horse flies!" Fear added.

"Anxiety, do you have a favorite weekend activity?" Disgust asked.

"I like to make lists to prepare ourselves for the week ahead," Anxiety said.

"You mean make a list of every bad scenario that could ever happen?" Ennui scoffed.

"I wouldn't put it like that," Anxiety giggled nervously. "I set like 5 reminders for Riley to study for her science test coming up!"

"That's a good move!" Joy grinned.

"Ennui, what is your favorite Olympic event?" Anxiety read.

"The one I've always been interested in is gymnastics," Ennui said. "It makes me almost wish I had legs like Simone Biles. I'll also say swimming, because France got a bit of gold medals from that."

"It's sad that the Olympics are almost over already..." Sadness sighed.

"Embarrassment, who in this group would you want to swap lives with for a week?" Ennui asked.

"Joy, I wish I was as confident as her," Embarrassment said, which earned a smile from the yellow emotion. "Anger, what's your favorite power tool?"

"Heh heh, a CHAINSAW!" Anger shouted with excitement, causing Fear and Anxiety to yelp and hold on to each other. "Nothing is more fun to use!"

"And unsafe!" Fear stuttered.

"And terrifying! And murderous!" Anxiety added.

"Here's another one for you, Lance," Anger said. "From Molly Engh. What did you do after you escaped the vault?"

"I did what destiny called me to do," Lance said, as if making a heroic speech. "I made myself a hero - saving those that needed to be saved."

"You're already a hero to me." Disgust batted her eyelashes. "Even before you saved the five of us from the Mind Police taking us back into the vault."

"And I will continue to be one." Lance fisted his hand and placed it over his chest as if making an allegiance. "This is for the bored one from Orangebird124. What's the worst chore you could ever think of for Riley?"

"Every month, we have to clean the bathroom," Ennui explained. "We all hate it. It takes hours to do, especially because Dad leaves a bunch of hair everywhere and it causes the tub to get dirtier and dirtier."

"I agree with you there," Disgust gagged. "Especially when we have to get the hair out of the drain. I'm telling you, we were about to throw up."

"Disgust, from TheL-iteral1," Ennui said. "What's your favorite Mario Party game?"

"I remember we played Mario Party Superstars one time with Bree and Grace," Disgust recalled. "I thought that was cool, even though we didn't win."

"I demand a rematch!" Anger shouted.

"Joy, what are your thoughts on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?" Disgust asked.

"I love that movie!" Joy beamed. "Johnny Depp is really good, as always. However, we think Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is better."

"Nothing will beat the OG!" Envy said.

"Envy, what do you notice first about another person?" Joy asked.

"Something that stands out about them," Envy replied. "Like with Val, we first noticed her hair because of how curly and long it is. With Grace, we always thought her smile stood out. It's very bright and genuine. And with Bree, we always love the way she dresses!"

"Even though looks shouldn't come first, they still matter," Disgust said truthfully.

"Anger, from TheL-iteral1," Envy said. "Has anyone ever tried to use your head for cooking?"

"Pfft, all the time, especially with marshmallows and popcorn," Anger rolled his eyes. "Sadness, would you rather wake up to no presents for yourself or learn that someone was disappointed by the gift you gave?"

"Both of those sound sad..." Sadness said. "But at least I gave someone something, even if they were disappointed...right? I would say that."

"Better to give than to receive!" Joy smiled.

"Fear, from lucia. 1989cesp," Sadness read. "Who do you think is the prettiest girl in headquarters? You can't say Disgust."

"Why not?" Disgust crossed her arms.

"You know damn well why," Anger glared at the green emotion, who flipped her hair in response.

"I-I guess I would say Joy," Fear said. "I like her smile."

"Thank you Fear!" Joy beamed from the compliment.

"Embarrassment," Fear said. "When was the last time you did a random act of kindness?"

"Probably when I helped Sadness while Anxiety was in control," Embarrassment smiled. "Anxiety, from Orangebird124. Leopards or bobcats?"

"Um...aren't those both dangerous?" Anxiety said nervously. "But I guess bobcats are less scary to me."

"Ok guys! I think that's everyone!" Joy said.

"Wait! Doesn't Lance deserve to get a bonus question?" Disgust asked, linking her tiny arm with Lance's giant one.

Joy quietly groaned. "Fine. You do it then, Dis."

Disgust read Lance's bonus question, smiling and blushing in response. "Lance, do you think I'm beautiful?"

Lance's eyebrows raised. "Well, uh...of course. I've never complimented a woman romantically before, but...yes. You are indeed flattering."

"Why, thank you," Disgust batted her eyelashes again, flirtatiously staring at Lance.

Lance smiled at the green emotion and moved some of Disgust's hair away from her face.

Joy already has seen enough. "OKKKK! I think that's the end of this round! Good night everyone!"