6/16/2019
In the small town of Royal Woods Michigan, it was around 10 AM when the 24/7 championship was founded. It's current champion Fink the Rat was seen running on all fours through the crowded streets, some people thought it was just another failed experiment from the resident scientist that lives in that house on Franklin Ave. But that was until they saw a horde of professional wrestlers run after her. One kid noticed the little green belt around the humanoid rat's waist, "Isn't that the 7/11 championship from TV?"
His friend told him, "Dude, it's the 24/7 championship. You know, has to be defended 24 hours a day 7 days a week and can be won by anyone?"
"Anyone?" the kid asked as he turned back to face where the girl and wrestlers went, two of them he saw were his favorites R-Truth and Carmella.
"Yeah, basically-" the friend then went wide eyed before he saw the kid run after the group. "Hey, get back here! That's MINE to win!"
(With Fink)
She ran all the way to the suburbs, "So... tired... ran... for... 5... days... straight... gotta… hide!" she panted as she slowed down till she reached a house. She quickly picked the lock on the front door with a bobby pin she keeps in her hair, for emergencies, and let herself inside where she watched the mob of superstars and residents of the town run pass the house she entered.
She sighed in relief looking around the house, which was an average home though it seemed kind of worn down but still habitable. "Hmm, seems like no one's home. I wonder if this place has some grub, and no gas station hot dogs will cut it anymore." she said before making her way to the fridge, to which she opened and saw paradise. An array of cuisines and fine dishes along many other fridge content, she picked up what she guess was lasagna.
After she popped it in the microwave and let it cool for a moment, she grabbed a fork. When she took her firs bite, her mind went numb, her taste buds tingled, their were fireworks in her mouth, and angels were heard singing. "Wow, this is the greatest thing I have ever eaten." she took another bite from the dish and moaned in glorious satisfaction, "It's even better than Boss's!"
Back at Boxmore, the Vertically gifted professor sneezed and felt a huge shot to the pride.
She moaned in delight after her sixth bite of the lasagna, "What is this delectable concessionary?"
"That's my dad's Lynn-sagna."
GAH
Fink jumped and fell off the chair, she shook her head and looked up to see who startled. A young girl with super pale skin, pitch black hair that covered her eyes, a black dress, striped stocking gloves and socks, and black flats. "And I was saving that by the way. Who are you and what are you doing here in my house?"
"Wait... you actually live here in this place?"
"Actually 17 of us live here." Fink went wide eyed at that monotoned statement, she sounded like the undead. "2 parents, 11 kids, 4 pets. Though with how many new pets Lana brings home, who knows how many."
"11 kids?"
"Ten girls, but only one boy. He's the middle child."
Fink chuckled a little, "Wow, seems like some people never heard of condoms or birth control."
"We get that a lot. Now about who you are?" she asked with a glare, though Fink couldn't tell by the hair blocking her eyes.
She stood up and gave her a glare back, "I'm Fink, who's asking?"
"I'm Lucy, Lucy Loud." she then looked down and pointed, "Is that the WWE 24/7 championship?" Fink stoically turned the belt around, already getting a feeling.
"Noooooooo." she said with shifty eyes.
"Sigh, yet another desperate attempt by the creative team to keep people watching their product. No wonder people are switching to the rising All Elite Wrestling." she said.
"Oh, well this has been fun. I'll just be-"
"But I still want it." Lucy then tackled Fink to the ground and started throwing punches, Fink then pushed her off and tried to make a run for it. But when she reached the front door, she heard loud banging from the outside.
"OPEN UP, IT'S THE POLICE!"
Fink turned to see Lucy with a light smirk on her face and a phone in one hand, "Look here, mouse girl. Either we do this the easy way, or the Loud way. Makes no difference to me, I still get that title belt.
"NEVER!"
Lucy shrugged, "Oh well, guess it always comes to the Loud way." she said before getting tackled by Fink, sending the couch tumbling over. The girls looking for the dominant position, they came around the couch with Fink in a head lock by Lucy. The rat girl then drove the goth back first into a wall, knocking over a dozen pictures. But Lucy kept the headlock on, even when Fink punched her in the gut repeatedly. Fink then lifted the goth up for a belly-to-back suplex onto the dinner table.
This move was able to release the mouse girl from the goth's hands so she can drag herself away, but when she reached the living room the door was knocked down. She saw that standing over the fallen police men, were several WWE superstars such as Mojo Rawley, Luke Gallows, Karl Anderson, Mike Kanellis, his wife Maria, EC3 (with his solo cup), Drake Maverick (with updated wanted posters), Jinder Mahal, The Singh Brothers, Apollo Crews, No Way Jose, and Heath Slater. All had their eyes on Fink and her 24/7 title. The mouse girl quickly pulled herself up the stairs, followed by the mob of wrestlers. Though they were fighting each other which gave her some time to lock herself in the room on the front side of the left hallway.
She sighed with relief for the brief period of rest, until a certain goth girl dropped down from the ceiling. "How did you?"
Lucy smirked, "I came in through the ducks, I spend a lot of time up there to write my poetry."
Fink chuckled to herself, "Well jokes on you, if you want this belt you still need a referee!" she stopped when WWE referee Mike Chioda came down, though with less grace than Lucy. Lucy then grabbed the rat by the face and slammed her into a dress before rolling her up in a school girl pin.
1.
2.
But Fink kicked out, Lucy went for a kick but Fink caught her foot and delivered a dragonscrew. Lucy jumped towards the girl but Fink grabbed a nearby blanket and quickly tied her up, she then tossed her into a closet before walking towards the door. Though she stopped when she heard yelling coming towards her location.
The first one to come through the door was Drake Maverick, who growled when he saw the room was completely empty and a mess.
Outside Fink hid in a trash can as a van drove by, she peeked outside to see two adults, 10 kids ranging from 17 to 1.5 disperse from the van to find their house broken into and looked like a brawl was taking place. Fink thought to herself, 'Wow, Lucy wasn't kidding'. She then hopped out of the garbage and ran off with the belt in hand.
(few hours later)
Fink came across a pro wrestling event happening, she snuck in without anyone noticing. She then found herself in a locker room, she found an empty suitcase and hid herself inside.
She suddenly heard footsteps, the only thing keeping her hidden was then lifted open. Fink saw the man had brown hair, a mustache and a beard, indie wrestling and former 24/7 champion Joey Ryan "Um, hi?"
Joey stared for a few seconds before he saw the belt, "Huh, been a while since I've seen a belt like that."
Fink then crawled out and laid herself down, "Just go ahead and get it done, I'm too exhausted anyway." Joey was surprised at this, then hummed to himself.
A few minutes later, Jinder Mahal came through with a referee in tow, he saw Joey and demanded, "YOU! Have you seen a little rat girl with the 24/7 championship?"
Joey shrugged, "I think she went that way." he pointed towards catering. Jinder then dragged the ref in that direction, Joey then pulled his suitcase to the parking lot. Where he then unzipped the case, Fink then crawled out of it. She looked in wonder as Joey put his case in the trunk of a black sedan.
"Why are you helping me?" she asked.
"I know what it's like to have to constantly defend a belt, and for someone like you to keep that title for as long as you have that's impressive. But your still young, and the chase is far from over." he said.
Fink then sighed "Thanks, Joey."
He nodded, "Anytime, hop in." he said as he got into the driver seat, Fink hopping into the back. "You know, this may be the start of a beautiful friendship."
"Don't push it!"
As the car drove away, the past a certain family. One of them was a young girl, about six years old, dirty blond pigtails under a red cap, teal shirt, overalls, and white sneakers. She was on all fours sniffing around until she caught a whiff, "Lab chemicals, sweat, and mischief. That way!" she said as she jumped back into a familiar van before they followed the car from a distance.
(TBC)
Title changes: None
Looks like Fin k found an ally, how long will it last? Can she still keep her title? What's gonna happen next time?
Till then, Zoryan signing off.