6/27/2019
(Somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean)
The 24/7 champion, Captain Jack Sparrow, was manning the wheel of the Black Pearl. His compass on hand, "A pirate's life is never easy, much less as the 24/7 champion." Jack said to himself. Just then he heard the ship's alarm bells, "What the blazes?" he then saw the doors to his study burst open, and out came the superstars from the last chapter.
"Where is he!?" Jinder Mahal yelled out.
Jack rolled his eyes, "Make these ruffians walk the plank." he order the crew, and they got into a huge brawl with the wrestlers. Just then he heard a cannon firing, he narrowly dodged an on coming cannon ball aimed at his head. He looked to starboard to see that purple pirate lady on a ship of her own, he then turned port to see a much smaller ship manned by a young lanky teen with a red jacket, blue shorts, short black hair, and sandals.
"Avast ye swine! Hand over the 24/7 championship, and no one gets hurt!" The teen, Monkey D. Luffy called out.
"Stand down, kid!" Risky Boots yelled out, "I still have a bone to pick with dreadlocks here!"
Jack sighed, "Why do I always end up in this situations?" he was then cornered on both sides. The opposing crews then stormed the pearl, with the Straw Hats and tinkerbats boarding the ship.
Zoro headbutted a tinkerbat before tossing the creature overboard. He was then nailed with a mashka kick by Rusev. Gallows and Anderson delivered a Magic Killer to one of the crew mates. Nami was punching away at tinkerbats, crew mates, and wrestlers she comes across, Sanji exchanging strikes with Cedrick Alexander.
While this was happening Jack was then surrounded by the other two pirates, Risky pulled out her sword while Luffy readied his fists. Jack nonchalantly unsheathed his own sword. Risky snickered, "This is the end of the line for you Sparrow!"
"You know lass, you're not the first one to threaten me with a blade. I face a lot of foes on these waters, and I always come out on top." Jack responded.
"You've never faced anyone like me." Risky gloated before she charged at the dreadlocked pirate, their swords clashing as sparks flew with each hit. Luffy would have joined in if he wasn't caught by Drake Maverick in a sleeper hold. Risky went for a downward slash, but Jack blocked it. He then headbutted the girl which knocked her into the steering wheel, she then caught a kick by Jack before hitting him with a back kick of her own knocking him down. She then tired to slice him again, but Jack blocked it again. He then gave her a sweeping kick that sent her to the floor, he got up to see that Otis knocking a tinkerbat into on of the masts which knocked it over and making it fall onto the Straw Hats' ship. Ussop nearly jumping off the boat before it started to sink to the ocean floor.
Luffy sighed as he flipped Drake into a barrel, "Man, I just scraped the barnacles too."
Before Jack realized he was then blinded by with gun powder to the eyes, he stumbled around and dropped his sword. Risky smirking to herself before rolling him up, referee Mike Chioda came up.
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Risky cheered as she was once again the 24/7 champion, right before she was handed the belt she was then struck with a crate to the head knocking her down. Just then a woman steadied herself on the railing, this woman being former NXT women's champion and inaugural Mae Young Classic Winner Kairi Sane, the Pirate Princess then leaped off the steering wheel and delivered an In-Sane Elbow drop to the chest of Risky. She then covered the down woman.
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Kairi Sane was the new 24/7 champion.
The newly crowned champion then grabbed the belt off the blinded Sparrow's waist before going down to the docks, where she was swarmed by tinkerbats after they saw what she did to their captain. Sane able to take them down with elbows, kicks, and punches before sending one of them overboard. She was then grabbed from behind and lifted up and nailed with a Lumbar Check from Cedrick Alexander, he turned her over whispering 'sorry' before pinning her.
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Cedrick Alexander is the new champion. He quickly grabbed the title before he was attacked by Sanji, who kneed him in the face before wrapping him in a small package.
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Sanji then became the new 24/7 champion. Sanji silently smirked before he picked up the title before running to Risky's boat, which was empty and the only one intact while everyone was distracted. But before he was home-free he was nailed with a power fist that sent crashing into the stairs by a panting KO, Sanji sat up gripping his neck before he was hit with a shining wizard from KO. The kid then covered him.
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KO has regained the 24/7 championship, the kid did a little dance before grabbing the belt. Just then all eyes were on him, everyone charged at him, but KO ducked and weaved past everyone. He then ran into a pair of legs, which he slowly looked up to see the face of his mother. Wet and panting from swimming after the ship, KO chuckled fearfully "Hey, mom? I uh, got the title back, hehe."
Carol just gave her son a look of disappointment, "When we get home you're grounded." he drooped at the statement. She saw the mob getting back up and come at her son again, "PARLEY!"
This made the front runner of the mob, Jack Sparrow, to halt. Causing the pack behind him to crash into him, Drake Maverick exclaimed "What the heck man?!"
Jack replied, "It's the pirate's code."
Risky, who came up while holding her ribs, explained "Whenever one invokes 'parley', the use of violence is forbidden until the proper negotiations have been arranged." This caused the mob who aren't pirates to complain, "Oh shut up babies! We pirates never break our code."
"It's true." Luffy said, his crew nodding as well.
Carol then went up to Jack, "Now listen here, you are turning this boat around and taking me and my son home. And no one can hunt down my son's title for the next 24/7 hours, I don't care what the WWE guys say."
Drake Maverick then walked right up to her and complained and jabbed a finger in her chest, "Now hold up, that title is to be defended 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Why the hell would we listen to-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" Drake screamed as his finger was then bent up by an angry Carol. She let him go so he can crawl away from the lady, "You're mean."
"Anyone else?" Carol darkly asked. The mob shook their heads frantically, Carol hmphed at the response before dragging her son into the study.
Title changes: Risky Boots def. Jack Sparrow for the 24/7 championship, Kairi Sane def. Risky Boots for the 24/7 championship, Cedrick Alexander def. Kairi Sane for the 24/7 championship, Sanji def. Cedrick Alexander for the 24/7 championship, KO def. Sanji for the 24/7 championship
And the pirate's code overrides the 24/7 rules, and with 5 title changes at that. Till next time.