10/16/19

The Mystery Twins just pulled up at the Diner in the shop's golf cart, which was a little beat from today's mystery by still drivable. "It was nice our parents to let us transfer here." Mabel said as she got out.

"Probably because you brought a fire-breathing head for science class which burned down the school." Dipper responded as he put the cart in park.

"But hey, look on the bright side. We get to live in Gravity Falls permanently with all the new friends we've made last summer." Mabel proclaimed.

"And we still have so many more mysteries to uncover." Dipper added as he put on a large burly coat over the 24/7 championship, which he shrunk with the shrink stone to make it fit around his waist, and a pair of Groucho glasses. Mabel snickering, "What?" he asked as he turned his hat around.

"Is all that really necessary?" she asked while trying to hold in a laugh.

"Hey I'm constantly on the clock as the 24/7 champion, and I'd rather not have someone pin me while trying to get a post mystery lunch." he retorted.

"Yeah but no one is dumb enough to believe that cliched Groucho glasses disguise." Mabel said as they went inside.

Dipper went up to the front desk, "(clears his throat before speaking in a gravelly voice) Reservation for Zeek?"

"Oh good, you're just in time." Lazy Susan said as she led them to their table. Dipper sent a grin to Mabel, who rolled her eyes.

After Susan brought them their menus she went back to the kitchen, leaving the twins to decide what they want. Payment would be easy since they managed to snag Stan's credit card, which was better than his fake 'Stan bucks'. As they looked through their menus, Mabel then asked "So, I guess you're finally over Wendy?"

"Huh?" Dipper wondered, confused about the question.

"You know what I'm talking about, the way you won the title from Pacifica. You seemed very into that kiss, and she gave you her contact info." she poked at his menu, which he responded by smacking her in the head with it.

"Just drop it Mabel, besides it probably won't even work out well." Dipper said.

"How would you know if you don't go for it?" Mabel questioned.

"Her parents, our separate financial statuses, any of my experiences when it comes to women." Dipper listed off the reasons.

"Come on man, not every relationship will be perfect." Mabel waved off, he sent her a glare "Oh don't give me that look, I've grown since then!"

"Yeah, sure." Dipper said.

"I can tell that you're being sarcastic." Mabel said.

"May we start you off with some biscuits?" a waiter came by with a bowl of biscuits, which they placed on the table. Mabel just immediately scarfed down some of them, but Dipper just looked at the waiter with a quizzical expression.

"Wait a minute." Dipper than ripped off the waiter's shirt to reveal a referee's uniform. "Ref. Jon Cone?" Dipper then got up, dragging Mabel away with biscuits in her mouth. "We got to run."

As soon as he stepped outside he was caught in a roll up by NXT's Angel Garza, Jon Cone came out and counted.

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Angel Garza cheered as he took the championship off of Dipper, "SI! SI! I'm the champion!" Just then he felt a tug on his pants, he looked down to see Mabel. "What is it girl?" she then spat a half eaten biscuit into his face, he screamed "AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGH NOT MY EYES! Angel yelled and staggered until he ran into the cart, knocking him to the floor.

Mabel wiped her mouth of any crumbs before piling on his chest, Dipper also piling on him next to his sister.

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The twins got off the down wrestler, Jon handed them the belt. "You're both champions now."

"Wait what?" the twins looked to each other in confusion before hearing some voice and ducking a charging Drake Maverick who landed on the down Garza, they shook it off before heading back to the golf cart and driving away.

So I guess the Mystery Twins are now the co 24/7 champions, well it happened with the Revival so why not? Also this marks the first time a male and female held the belt together, let alone pair of twins.

Title changes: Angel Garza def. Dipper Pines for the 24/7 championship, Dipper and Mabel Pines def. Angel Garza to become the co 24/7 champions.