10/21/19
After the opening promo of Raw, we head on down to the ring for the first match of the night.
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Mike: The following contest is an intergender Tag Team Match, and is for the WWE 24/7 championship. If either of the champions were to be pinned or submitted, then whoever pins or submits them will win the title. Currently in the ring from Gravity Falls Oregon, they are the current 24/7 champions, Dipper and Mabel Pines. The Mystery Twins!
The crowd gave the twins a good ovation, many fans of the show were in attendance for the night. Mabel waved to the crowd while holding her end of the title, Dipper going over so last minute notes while holding his other half. "Quick tags, don't stay in the rung too long, conserve energy. Got all that Mabel?" he turned to his sister giving out oversized lollipops. "Never mind, we'll just wing it."
Dio: Dipper and Mabel Pines, two young kids but have dealt with many supernatural beings.
Jerry: Yeah, I don't think I'd last three minutes in Weirdmageddon. Compared to that this match should be a cakewalk for those two.
Vic: Dipper Pines the former champ before losing the title to NXT's Angel Garza, but thanks to Mabel he's regain the title, but with his sister also earning the belt.
Mike: And their opponents...
Dipper waited hesitantly for whom he and is sister will be taking on as Mabel slid back into the ring, "You won't believe that this one girl has the exact same sweater as-"
Sugar.
Spice.
And everything nice.
The crowd gave off a roaring reaction to the words on the titantron, said by a famous narrator. Mabel nearly going wide-eyed at the voice, "Oh my stars." she whispered. Dipper just gave off an 'Oh god.' look.
Jerry: OOH!
Vic: Wait, could it be?
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl, but Professor Utonium accidently added an extra ingredient to the concoction... CHEMICAL X!
Just a loud boom sounded in the arena.
Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born!
The crowd went wild hearing the Powerpuff Girls, and as the original Powerpuff Girls opening theme played as the team of small heroines came flying down in their respective color streaks. Blossom in pink, Bubbles in sky blue, and Buttercup in green. Blossom, the leader, then flew down to the stage as Buttercup silently growled "Girl always gets the fun."
Bubbles appeared behind her, "Maybe next time, Buttercup."
Jerry: IT IS!
Dio: Talk about childhood nostalgia, and quite an entrance.
Mike: Introducing, from Townsville, representing the Powerpuff Girls...… BLOSSOM!
"Blossom! Blossom! Blossom!" the crowd chanted as the redheaded Powerpuff walked downed to the ring. She slid in and Mabel was getting held back by Dipper, "NO PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO HUG HER AND KEEP HER FOREVER!"
Vic: I hope this doesn't affect Mabel's performance here.
Blossom reared back from Mabel's attempts to grab her, just then the theme for Pete Dunne played through. And the crowd gave off another loud reaction, Blossom looked to the stage with a look of annoyance.
Mike: And her partner, representing the Rowdyruff Boys...… BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCK!
The leader of the Rowdyruffs stood there with a vicious grin as he copied Pete's fist motions before heading down to the ring.
When all four were in the ring, ref Jessica Carr held up the 24/7 championship as Dipper and Brick got onto the apron.
Ding. Ding. Ding.
The match has started, Blossom and Mabel giving showing a display of sportsmanship with a handshake. Mabel having calmed down and ready for battle, the two then locked up in a tie up before Blossom quickly moved to a back clinch and went for a German. Mabel however delivered a back elbow to Blossom before driving her back into the Southeast corner where her partner is.
Dipper quickly tagged out and got into the ring, the twins then did a double team move with Dipper whipping Mabel out of the corner and back with a running dropkick to Blossom with Dipper following up with a drop-toe hold.
Normally this would get him disqualified, but in an intergender match its fair game.
Dipper then got Blossom into a headlock before tagging in Mabel, the girl twin stuck her leg in the ring as Dipper delivered a bulldog to Blossom, with her head being driven into Mabel's foot knocking her down.
Mabel then quickly performed a springboard frog splash to the powerpuff before hooking her stumpy leg.
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Blossom kicks out. Mabel quickly went for an armbar, but Blossom rolled through in an escape. Mabel went for an elbow but Blossom ducked and went for a schoolgirl cover, but Blossom then lifted her before powerbombing her into the northwest corner where her partner is. Mabel stumbled out of it as Blossom looked to her partner, Brick gave her a smirk before holding his stumpy hand out.
She rolled her yes before tagging out, "Just don't kill her, please."
Brick climbed up the top rope, "No promises babe." Mabel turned around as Brick leaped off with a flying dropkick. The red-heads were told not to use their powers for the sake of fairness, though they were still strong without them.
Brick then kipped up after the dropkick as Mabel got to the corner and tagged in Dipper, the boy twin got in as Brick mockingly gave him a 'come at me bro' gesture. Dipper grunted before charging at him with a punch, "AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH" but the punch had as much effect as a feather. So Brick just stood there as Dipper kept punching him, even pulling out his phone and checking twitter just to show how much he wasn't hurting.
Dipper then went for a wound up but then his hand got caught and Brick pulled got a hold of his fingers, which Dipper was confused about since Brick didn't have fingers of his own. "Oh god-" he let out before Brick procced to snap his fingers apart. Dipper let out a loud scream as he held his broken fingers, Brick then kicked him in the gut before hitting an X-plex on Dipper.
Brick went for a cover.
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Dipper kicked out.
Brick then mounted him and started raining punches onto Dipper, each one bashing on his forehead. He then got up and started to stomp away at him, before picking him up and draped him over the ropes. Brick then pressed his knee on the back of Dipper's neck, the ref telling him to stop before counting.
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Brick let up leaving Dipper on the ropes, he then bounced off the ropes and nailed a running knee to the back of Dipper's head. Blossom reaching for a tag, but Brick ignored her before catapulting Dipper into the southwest corner. Brick then went for a school boy, then putting his feet on the ropes for leverage as the ref got into position.
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Just then Brick felt his feet get pushed off, breaking the cover. Brick looked up to see the culprit was Blossom, "HEY! WHAT GIVES!"
"You know that was a dirty pin, using the ropes was cheating!" she admonished him.
"Duh!" he said with a derpy voice. "Of course it's cheating. Look you can play your little rules as much as you want, but I'm legal right now so stay out of my way." Brick retorted to her before he turned around and sidestepped Dipper, who nearly hit Blossom but she moved and nailed a high kick to his head knocking the twin down. Brick gave her a smile.
"Not one word."
Brick just chuckled before picking Dipper up and placing him on the top rope, Brick climbed up looking to hit a super back suplex. But as Brick lifted him up, Dipper was able to shift his weight so that he'd crash right onto Brick for a counter.
The two were down as they crawled towards their corners, looking to tag in the girls. Brick a little woozy makes it first tagging in Blossom, Dipper who was dealt a lot of pain tagged in Mabel.
The girls entered and Mabel immediately hit a clothesline on Blossom, then another before flipping her with a hiptoss. Mabel then bounced off the ropes and hit a leg drop before covering her.
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Blossom kicks out.
Mabel didn't stop as she picked Blossom up and tossed the powerpuff into the corner, hitting a series of corner clotheslines before hitting her with a bulldog. Mabel then flipped her opponent over and climbed up to the top rope of the northeast corner and nailing a flying elbow drop to Blossom. Mabel hooks a leg.
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Brick then stomped on Mabel's back, breaking up the pin. Dipper came in but Brick tossed him out of the ring to the west side, Brick then bounced off the ropes and nailed a suicide dive to Dipper. Brick got up and was nailed with a tope con hillo from Mabel, was then struck with a spaceman plancha from Blossom. The powerpuff then picked Mabel up and tossed her in the ring.
Blossom then climbed up the ropes and leaped off for a shooting star pressed, but right as she leaped off Brick shot up to the corner and made the tag to her foot just as she leapt off. Blossom didn't realize it, nor did Mabel as she rolled out of the way leaving Blossom to crash and burn to the canvas. Mabel then went for a powerbomb, but before she can lift her up Brick bounced off the south ropes and nailed a lightning fast superman punch. He then gave Dipper a superman punch as he got onto the apron, before sliding out of the ring. He put something down before charging at Dipper with a spear through the barricade.
The rowdyruff quickly got up from the wreckage and slid into the ring as Mabel was getting up, he put her in a pumphandle position before dropping her with the Bitter-End. Brick hooks the leg.
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Ding, ding, ding.
Brick celebrated as he stood up after the battle, Blossom rolled to the side of the ring as Brick was handed the 24/7 title.
Mike: Here are your winners, Blossom. And the new 24/7 champion, Brick!
Blossom sighed seeing her enemy hold the belt, but happy she was victorious. That is until she saw something shiny next to the apron, what she saw was some kind of pair of brass knuckles, or a substitute for someone with a stumpy hands. Blossom gasped before glaring at Brick who was holding the belt up before catching her glare, "What?"
She just let out a low growl, silently telling him about the knuckles he clearly used. He just shrugged, "Hey, a win is a win." he pushed her to the side and walked to the ropes, "Later girly." he was about to step through the ropes before he was gripped on the shoulder and turned around, right into some green mist. "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M BLIND!"
Brick stumbled as he covered his now green face, Blossom with her lips now dripping green hit him with a spinning back kick to the face, knocking him down before Blossom covered him.
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Blossom was now the champion.
The powerpuff girl grabbed the title before flying off through the WWE universe and out of the arena, Brick laid there and wiped his eyes. He shook himself awake, before flying right after her taking the ref with her.
Brick just managed to catch up to Blossom, Jessica Carr in tow. "HEY! CHEAP TRICK FROM A STINKING POWERPUFF!"
"A win is a win, right?" Blossom retorted.
"HOW DARE YOU USE MY OWN WORDS AGAINST ME!" he yelled before blasting her with eyebeams, sending her crashing onto the roof of a building.
Brick landed on the side of the building and dropped Carr. Blossom got up from the landing, and readied herself "Bring it on Brick, I'm ready for anything you throw at me!" Brick let out a snicker before walking up to her with a grin, "Wait, what are you-"
Suddenly Blossom's lips were struck by Brick's, she screamed as she was gripped from the back of her head and pressed deeper into Brick's kiss. Thanks to HIM's cootie shot he didn't explode. She flailed around before tapping her hand frantically on his back, the ref called it off "She taps! She taps!"
Brick released his assault, sending a mortified Blossom a smirk "Were you ready for that?" she was too shocked to respond, he just grabbed the belt out of her hand and pushed her off. He turned around ready to fly off into the night, "Catch you later, sweet thang." he said that last part mockingly.
But before he can take off he found himself choking, he gripped his throat before a long tongue materialized around his throat. He was turned around into a stone-faced teenage girl with green hair and frog like features, this was Tsuyu Asui from UA's class 1A. But she prefers Tsu.
"Sorry to burst your bubble, but you have something that doesn't belong to you." Tsu said before slamming him down with a chokeslam onto an air-conditioning system, Brick fell to the floor as Tsu planted her foot on his chest. Jessica got into position.
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Tsuyu lifted her foot off him before grabbing the 24/7 title with her tongue, "I'll be takin this." she said before leaping form building to building. Brick laid there clutching his back, before seeing Blossom walk slowly to him and looking at him with dead eyes.
He chuckled nervously, "Hey, Blossom. So... about the uh-" he was quickly lifted up by Blossom, he fearfully exclaimed "Look please don't hurt me I-" he was silenced when Blossom gave him a surprise kiss, now he was the shocked one. When she let up she gave his dumbfounded face a sly smirk.
"Now we're even." Blossom said before she flew off, leaving Brick staring after her 'I think, I'm in love'. he thought as a blush invaded his cheeks.
Title changes: Brick JoJo won the 24/7 title in an intergender tag match with Blossom Utonium against Dipper and Mabel Pines, Blossom Utonium def. Brick JoJo for the 24/7 championship, Brick JoJo def. Blossom Utonium for the 24/7 championship, Tsuyu Asui def. Brick JoJo for the 24/7 championship.