12/30/19

(after the first commercial break)

We cut to see the 24/7 champion Laurie Strode shuffling through backstage, trying to stay out of sight of possible contenders. As a mob of superstars passed her, she came out of her hiding spot behind a tall crate. She sighed as she started to walk down a hall, "I'm too old for this shit." she then came to her own locker room, she opened the door.

But then got sprayed with a fire extinguisher, she yelped as she held her eyes. As she stumbled around the figure with the extinguisher revealed themselves as, a floating pair of clothes? Oh wait, that's probably Toru Hagekure. The invisible girl then dropped the extinguisher and rolled Laurie up with a school girl, then ref Charles Robinson came out and counted the pin.

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"(squeal) I won! I won!" Hagekure cheered as she was handed the 24/7 title, she did a little dance, though we couldn't see the motions. She then faced Charles, "You never saw me." before running off, muttering a 'sorry' to the elderly woman.

Charles then said to himself, "If only she knew how literal that is."

Laurie sat up and rubbed her eyes, "What happened?

(later)

R-Truth searched around catering, "Has anyone seen the 24/7 48/7 7/11 I-95 International Television championship?" he called.

Just then No Way Jose came by, "Sorry, haven't seen it."

Then came the Singh Bros, "(No luck)" the both said in Hindi.

"Here you can have it." a voice said.

"MY BABY!" Truth exclaimed before turning around to see the 24/7 title floating in mid air, he and the others then went wide eyed "AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH, SHE'S BEEN POSSESSED BY AN EVIL SPIRIT!" the four guys then ran off screaming.

In actuality, Hagekure was holding the title. But she was completely invisble thanks to recently shedding her clothes back in a bathroom a while ago, she snickered to herself as she saw them run off. "Thank you Invisibility quirk." she draped the title over her shoulder before skipping away.

Title Changes: Toru Hagekure def. Laurie Strode for the 24/7 championship.