5/13/22

(After the smackdown opening package)

The Balad of Burt Gummer

Burt enters the ring before standing on the ropes and posed for the fans.

Greg: The following contest is a 6-man elimination tables match and is for the WWE 24/7 championship. Currently in the ring, from Perfection, Nevada. He is the current WWE 24/7 champion... BURT GUMMER!

Just then Burt was grabbed from behind by Chad Gable and hit with a rolling German suplex, the bell rang as Butch made a beeline for Xavier Woods and attacked him like a rabid dog.

Meanwhile Butch JoJo watched, "HEY! THAT'S GIMMICK INFRINGMENT!" Still upset that they needlessly repackaged Pete Dunne.

Brick looked at his brother, "How do you know what that is?"

The brawled it out and fell out of the ring as Tristen Taylor delivered a running corner dropkick to Omos.

Back with Burt he was given knees to his ribs by Chad, who then deadlifted him up into a powerbomb position, but Burt managed to grab the ropes and send him down to the mat. The headmaster of Alpha Acadamy pulled himself up to his feet using a table before Burt launched off the bottom rope and fell back onto Chad, driving him through the table.

Greg: Chad Gable has been eliminated.

With Xavier and Pete Dunne were still throwing hands as they inched near the stage, down below were a bunch of tables. Soon enough Pete tried to toss Xavier off the stage and into the tables, but Xavier stopped and elbowed Pete in the gut. Xavier then hit Lost in the Woods to Pete.

The man known as Butch to WWE creative replied with an X-plex before picking up Xavier for a superplex to the floor, but Xavier trapped his leg between Pete's before turning them so that he can try a superplex. The two kept fighting for dominance before they both knocked themselves off the stage and through the tables.

Greg: Butch and Xavier Woods have been eliminated.

Tristen meanwhile ran into a clubbing clothesline from Omos, Omos then picked up Tristen by the neck and slammed him down repeatedly. Before hoisting him up and tossing him into the southwest corner, Omos then then ran off the opposite corner and into a running back elbow. The giant then hit Burt with a big boot as he climbed onto the apron.

Omos then went to the outside and grabbed a table before sliding it into the ring, he then rolled in and set it up. Grabbing Tristen as he prepared to give him a chokebomb, but Tristen countered and hit the Nigerian giant with a disaster kick before lifting Omos up in a fireman's carry "MY VOICE GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH!" He yelled as he lifted up Omos in a military press before dropping Omos through the table. He panted as the announcer called.

Greg: Omos has been eliminated.

Tristen then bounced off the ropes and hit Burt with a suicide dive, he then grabbed a table and slid it into the ring. Tristen then tossed Burt under the ropes before entering the ring. Tristen then set up the table before laying the graboid hunter on the table, giving him a few punches before climbs up to the top rope.

Just then Burt surged up to the top and sent Tristen flying with an avalanche overhead belly to belly suplex through the table.

DING, DING, DING!

Burt sat up as he was handed the belt.

Greg: Here's your winner and still the champion... BURT GUMMER!

Burt chuckled as he wiped his brow, "I'm getting too old for this shit." just then he was curled up by Courtney in a crucifix roll up. Ref Jon Cone counted.

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Burt kicked out before Courtney attempted a 1916, but the grabboid hunter countered with a spinebuster before rolling out of the ring. Burt then sidestepped Akira Tazowa as the stereotype was sent flying into the timekeeper's area. He then hopped a barricade and ran off as the low carders of WWE came down to the ring.

Title changes: none