Warning: Has a few curse words but nothing too severe.

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Bathroom Squabble

For the four Hamato brothers, sharing a single bathroom while living together was sometimes not a problem at all. But then again, there were also those other times...

"Mikey!" Donnie pounded on the bathroom's door with irritation. "Would you hurry up?!"

Raph was leaning on the wall opposite to it, his intense glare focused on the door like he could burn that thing down by simply looking at it. Which, considering the situation him and Donnie were in, sounded quite tempting.

"Just five more minutes." Came the muffled voice from inside the bathroom. Raph pushed off of the wall. "Is he freakin' kidding us right now?! He's been in there for like 15 minutes!"

A rhythmic humming, similar to the ringtone of their T-phones was heard coming from the other side of the door.

"Nope, he's definitely not kidding." Donnie quipped dryly.

One could hear Raph's low, angry growl from a mile away, so either it was a miracle that Mikey didn't hear it or maybe he was just ignoring it.

Raph's temper was flaring now (the carefree humming coming from Mikey was NOT helping), and so was Donnie's. While Leonardo, who wakes up an hour earlier than the rest of his brothers, had already used the bathroom without having to wait 20 minutes outside the door or worrying about being quick. That lucky Bastard.

"Mikey! Get. Out!"

Why couldn't they just kick the damn thing down or rip it off it's hinges?! Oh yeah... Cuz then, they wouldn't have a door to close when their turns come.

"Open this damn door right now Mikey!"

"A'm bwuchhing ma tweeth." Came the reply.

"Michelangelo," Donnie said calmly, "If you don't come out in 30 seconds, I'll confiscate all your comic books and hide them where even the insects can't find them."

This was no idle threat, Donnie's threats are never idle and they all knew that. But there was no acknowledgement from Mikey, which pissed the two enraged turtles off even more.

"Why I oughta-"

Click

Raph was cut off by the door being unlocked and finally, FINALLY swinging open.

As soon as Mikey crossed the threshold, a green blur swepped past him and the door slammed shut behind him. He looked at Donnie who had his arms crossed and a glare pinned on Mikey.

Where-ever the youngest moved, the death glare followed, like a hunter watching it's prey.

He's getting creepy. Maybe I should break the ice a little.

"Sooo... what do you want for breakfast?"

Donnie didn't answer immediately, making the younger of the two think that he was too angry to talk. But after a moment's silence, Donnie spoke, his voice dead serious.

"Turtle Soup."

"Oh... uhhh... that's good, that's good... hehehe. You know... so... um... something came up and I have to like... go? Yeah go! Like, right know and... uh... BYE!"

Mission 2 : Run away from Donnie while he waits for Raph to come out. Find Leo, give him the cutest puppy eyes one could manage and ask him for protection. Hide...and pray Donnie and Raph won't find and kill me.

He was halfway to the dojo where Leo was meditating when a very loud and very, very angry voice rang throughout the whole lair, freezing him in his tracks.

"MIKEY!!! YOU USED UP ALL OF THE HOT WATER!"

Shit!