Check it out
Anakin is practicing his light-saber combat when a shiny popped his head around the corner, "General?"
he stops and looks at him, "Yes, Slip?"
He comes over and drags Anakin to the other side of the building, "Come and check out what Forks did!"
they stop near a bunch of shiny clones surrounding one that was crying. They were all giving advice on how to remove 'it'. One was trying to use two wenches to pry it's pincher. He drags Anakin through and they stop in front of Forks. Forks looks up in pain with a two pound bug biting his lip.
Anakin asks, "Why do you have a massive beetle on your face?"
The one stops trying and hands Anakin the wenches, "Fork wanted a piercing, so Diner told him to find something sharp enough to do it. The bug was the only thing we could find. We're having trouble getting it off.
Anakin sighs, then uses the force to break it's jaw, making it let go. After tossing it, he orders, "Go to Kix."
Forks nods and runs off.
He turns to the others, "Anyone else think piercings are good?"
they all shake their heads no. Anakin nods, then hears more cries of pain. He asks, "Where did you get the beetle?"
Another clone rubs the back of his neck, "We found it in a hole. With several hundred others. It was one of the smaller ones."
the ground starts rumbling and Anakin shouts, "Climb up the trees now!"
Once everyone was safe in the trees, Anakin turns his head towards them and orders loudly, "Rex, remind me never to let the shinies out of my sight!"
"No problem here, General!"
a shiny turns to Rex, "So... which is better, glitter tattoos, or light-saber earrings?"
Rex looks at him like he's crazy, then thinks about it, "Go with the tattoos."