Title: Latias pissing
Date: January 17, 2016.
Part 1.
In New York City, United States.
Latias: Time to take a piss. *sighs in relief, urinates*
Random person: What the hell do you think you're doing?
Latias: I'm taking a piss.
Random person: You should know that public urination is illegal.
Latias: I don't give a fuck, dumb car.
Random person: What was that?
Latias: That's right, you're a dumb car who won't let me piss.
Random person: You're coming with me to the police station.
Latias: Bye-onara!
Random person: Well, joke's on you! I recorded a video of you pissing on my phone!
Later at the police station...
Random person: I have something to show you.
Officer: What is it?
Random person: *shows video on phone*
Officer: Is this some kind of a fucking joke? Because it isn't funny.
Random person: No, I really did record a Latias taking a piss in a bush.
Officer: I think you recorded this with VR.
Random person: Now I-
Officer: Don't but. Unless you've got actual crimes to report, don't waste my time.
Part 2
In Nadi, Fiji
Latias: So, a lot of people watch a video online of me taking a piss, and it has over 10 billion views? That's unacceptable. Well, these people might think they are laughing at this video, but they won't laugh anymore, I shall have my revenge.
Somewhere in Turku, Finland
Someone: What do you want?
Latias: I'm here to hurt you.
Someone: You must be imagining things. Latias is not real. She's a fictional character.
Latias: I am real here! I'm going to slap you! *slaps, punches*
Someone: Oh, shit.
The next day, somewhere in Eure, France.
Latias: You will be laughing no more, motherfucker!
Someone: Who the fuck are you?
Latias: I'm here to hurt you!
Someone: Then bring it on, motherfucker! I'm a true Viking, so if you wanna hurt me, throw me instead of slap me.
Latias: Ok then. *throws someone*
Three weeks later at the FBI headquarters in Brisbane, Australia.
FBI Agent: This motherfucker Latias needs to be stopped. She is a very wanted attacker. Other Agent: Absolutely! The fact that she hurts anyone who liked the Latias pissing video is totally unacceptable.
Latias: Are you guys looking for me?!
FBI Agent: You will do no more of this!
Latias: I will slap you. *slap slap slap slap*
Part 3
In The Red Room.
Latios: Well, Latias, you are now a villain and you should be proud of yourself.
Latias: No, I'm not a fucking villain. I'll never be like you.
Latios: Yes, you are. You attacked a bunch of innocent people.
Latias: They weren't innocent to the slightest! They laughed at a video of me taking a piss. That's inexcusable.
Latios: The more you keep denying it, the worse it will be for you. Come on, just admit you're a villain. There's nothing wrong with that.
Latias: Shut the fuck up!
Part 4
At a burger joint, somewhere in Canada.
Darkrai: Was it really a good idea to hurt all these people?
Latias: They watched me pissing that's very inappropriate.
Darkrai: Yeah but wouldn't it make more sense to hurt the guy who made the fucking video?
Latias: Come to think of it, you're right.
Darkrai: I gotta take a shit. I'll be right back.
At a toilet, at the same burger joint.
Darkrai: *takes a shit*
Jirachi: ARCEUS!
Darkrai: What the hell's the matter with you? I'm trying to take a shit. Can't I have some privacy?
Jirachi: Sorry about that. I thought you were Arceus.
Darkrai: Do I even look like Arceus?
Jirachi: No. I suppose not.
Darkrai: Who the hell are you anyway?
Jirachi: I'm Jirachi.
Darkrai: And who the hell is Arceus?
Jirachi: No one important. I'll go now. Sorry for wasting your time!
And then back at the table in the same burger joint.
Latias: What the hell took you so long?
Darkrai: I was interrupted by Jirachi, an idiot who mistook me for Arceus.
Latias: Who the hell is Arceus?
Darkrai: That's what I need to know.
Latias: Anyway, while you were away I have been thinking about it and you're right. It makes no sense to hurt people who simply enjoy the video. It would be a much better idea to hurt the person who made it.
Darkrai: I don't entirely approve of that, but OK.
Latias: That's it, I'm buying a ticket to Australia and hurt .
Darkrai: You already are wanted by the FBI, do you really wanna make it worse?
Latias: I don't care, the FBI is still in the wrong, I'm in the right.
Darkrai: Alright then. I don't like what you're about to do, but good luck.
Latias: Of course no one likes what I do, no one understands me.
Darkrai: That's not true, I'm still a good friend. I'm saying I don't like what you're doing because it's not right.
Latias: Yeah, I appreciate your concerns, sorry if I was being a dick towards you.
Darkrai: Don't worry, you weren't.
Latias: Alright, it's time to fucking go to Australia.
Part 5
At the Chicago/O'Hare Airport, in the United States.
Lapras: What do you mean I can't bring my weapons?
Security Guard: I'm sorry, but these are the rules.
Lapras: Do you know who the hell I am? I am Lapras and no one can stop me. If you don't allow me to go with my weapons, I will do something horrible.
Security Guard: I'm sorry, but the rules are the rules. Also, I have the authority to arrest you if you go through with your threat.
Lapras: Come on, man. I promised my friend in Italy that I would bring him weapons. Security Guard: Well, you lied.
Latias: Get the fuck outta here. I have places to go to, you jerk.
Lapras: Shut the fuck up you vehicle!
Latias: Why can't you just accept what the guard says and get over it?
Lapras: I will beat you up for what you just said.
Latias: You inconsiderate moron, I am in a hurry.
Security Guard: Look, I understand you have good intentions but-
Lapras: Shut the fuck up!
Latias: Would you please get him kicked out?
Security Guard: No, I'm gonna try reasoning with him. Look, I understand you want to bring your friend weapons, but I can't allow you to bring weapons to the plane.
Lapras: Are you fucking with me? Fuck you, I am NOT GONNA GO TO ITALY WITHOUT THOSE WEAPONS!
Latias: This is just great, we are gonna be here for hours, aren't we?
32 hours later at 's place in Australia.
: What the hell are you doing here?
Latias: Making a video of me taking a piss and publicising it is totally unacceptable. So I'm here to hurt you.
: Go ahead, I'm not afraid, even if you hurt me my Gardevoir will use Heal Pulse on me.
Latias: I don't think so. *beats up *
Gardevoir: Don't worry I will save you.
Latias: It's time to take a piss.
Gardevoir: What?
Latias: *urinates on Gardevoir*
Gardevoir: This piss is disgusting, I think I'm gonna faint.
The next day, at Latias and Latios' house in Portland, Oregon.
Latios: So you still aren't gonna admit that you're a villain?
Latias: Well, I'm not. Besides I'm done. Now that I have hurt there is nothing else I need to do.
Darkrai: Give it up, Latios. Latias is obviously too stubborn to listen.
The End.