Chapter 3: Baldi In A Wheelchair
(At the grocery store)
Baldi: Aha! At last, I finally found the last BSODA!
(It´s A Bully came in and saw Baldi about to take the last BSODA)
It´s A Bully: Hey! I saw it first so it´s mine!
Baldi: Wha- BULLY!? What are you talking about? I saw this BSODA first so IT´S MINE!
It´s A Bully: Well I saw it before you even came to see it! SO IT´S MINE!
Baldi: Bully, what on earth do you mean? It´s on the shelf! So, finders keepers, losers weepers!
It´s A Bully: Oh.. so you want to fight for it?
Baldi: NO, I DON´T WANT TO FIGHT!
It´s A Bully: BRING IT ON, BALD MAN! (Takes out punching gloves)
(It´s A Bully beats up Baldi)
Baldi: OUCH! HEY GET OFF OF ME YOU LITTLE-
(At the school)
(Baldi enters the classroom with his wheelchair this got Bluey confused)
Bluey: Baldi, what happened to you? Why are you in a wheelchair?
Baldi: I really don´t want to talk about it right now..
Rusty: Wow, did all of those years of being a mean math teacher finally catch up to you?
Baldi: SHUT UP, RUSTY! Karma doesn´t exist, it´s stupid. Anyways class, I am disabled right now, so you all BETTER not get any of these math questions WRONG! Alright, here´s math problem number one.. what is 6x5?
Jack: Oh! I know! I know! It´s 24!
Baldi: NO THAT´S 6x4 YOU IDIOT! Grrrr... NOW YOU ALL REALLY MADE ME MAD! I´M GONNA CATCH YOU! (slaps ruler frantically)
Bluey: Ha. How are you gonna catch us in your wheelchair? It´s too slow!
Baldi: This wheelchair actually has an engine tied to it. So typically I can run you all over.
Bluey: Wait, what?!
(Jack, Rusty, Bluey run for their lives as Baldi in his wheelchair chases them through the hallways)
Baldi: Hey! I´m starting to get used to this!
(Meanwhile Mackenzie was drinking water from the school fountain until he saw Bluey running down the hall)
Mackenzie: Oh, hi, Bluey! Why are you running?
Bluey: Um.. It´s kinda hard to explain but Baldi is in a wheelchair and he´s trying to run over us
Mackenzie: Wait, WHAT!?
(Baldi turned the corner and saw Mackenzie and Bluey standing next to the water fountain)
Baldi: Aha! There you are! Time for you two doggies to get RUN OVER!
(Mackenzie and Bluey scream as they run from Baldi in his wheelchair)
(They approach a dead end)
Bluey: Oh no..
Baldi: Ha! Ha! I finally got you two where I want you to be
Bluey: Wait! Would you care for a apple? (Holds apple to get Baldi´s attention)
Baldi: Oh.. I would care for a appl- wait a second.. didn´t last time you give me a apple with a worm in it?
Bluey: Um.. no?
Baldi: YOU DID GIVE ME A APPLE WITH A WORM IN IT! AND THIS TIME YOU´RE GIVING ME ANOTHER APPLE WITH A WORM IN IT!
Bluey: No! I didn´t this time! I´m honest! See? (Makes Baldi inspect the apple)
Baldi: I DON´T CARE! EVEN THOUGH YOU´RE GIVING ME ANOTHER APPLE WITH A WORM IN IT, I´M STILL GOING TO RUN YOU TWO OVER!
(Bluey had then remembered that she took the transform device from the faculty room)
(She takes it out)
Bluey: Well, Baldi.. I hate to do this to you but I am not getting spanked by your ruler ever again!
Baldi: Wait.. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!?
Bluey: Umm.. no idea.. (She says that in a lying tone)
Bluey: But anyways, goodbye, Baldi! (Shoots the transform device at Baldi and he turns into a plushie)
Baldi: NOOOO-
Plush Baldi: Hey.. I´m okay! But why am I so small? (Looks at Bluey and Mackenzie)
(Bluey picks up plush Baldi)
Bluey: Well, Baldi. I hope you learned your lesson on how to not spank your students with your ruler!
Plush Baldi: Ugh, fine..
End of chapter
Until the next episode..