p style="text-align: left;"The gang was at Madam Puddlefoot, whatever the name is, booking an area or whatever. "Now class," said the muggle studies professor with them, Professor Christian Bayleaf. "This fieldtrip to Mr. Black's engagement is to learn about good Christian engagements. Good relgious engagements or weddings are good. You will learn how to he holy and control a momentous occasion in b the name of religion."/p
p style="text-align: left;"Parvati raised her hand. "Yes miss Patil?"/p
p style="text-align: left;""Is there where nosy extended family with evil ulterior motives control everything in the name of religion until the in-laws or the other side arrive, foring them to shut up?" Parvati questioned. /p
p style="text-align: left;""Yes excellent observation Ms. Patil. Can anyone tell me the age range?"/p
p style="text-align: left;""Boomers to early Gen X," Ron replied. " Usually boomers like Headmaster Dumbldore, Headmaster Phineas, Tom, Madam Olympia, Filtch, especially Mrs Rowle, Mr. CrouchSr, Mr. Malfoy Sr, Mr. Fudge, Mr. Scrimengeour, MrNott, Mr. Crabbe, Mrs. Crabbe, Mr. Rockwood, Mrs. all the Blacks except Mr. Alphred, who horded all the wealth and want to go on powertrips like Karen's. Then the early Gen X and the oldest millenials will use religionlike a crutch to control dysfunctional families, that are dysfunctional because of their spoiled assess. "/p
p style="text-align: left;""Very good Ron," Professior Christian said. "And what is the Golden rule during these religious gatherings?"/p
p style="text-align: left;""The zoomers are wild cards. They party like h**s and rebuild the order of society. But they might use religion as a crutch to establish a pecking order," Parvati titled her head./p
p style="text-align: "They aren't used to handling money of they don't have wireless wizard fanbases. But the Gen X and oldest millenials will trust them with money, but not someone like Lunetta Brown with handling money. For no other reason derived from a history of her handling money or logic. Simply because a conehead veela thug said she can't. And they will bark at her."/p
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p style="text-align: left;""Very good Miss Brown. But what if it's Lunetta's own heavily Christian engagement?" Christian asked, with eyes dancing./p
p style="text-align: left;""In that case, the blue, conehead veela will hide, because said inbred veela and inbred veela's inbred boomer mom, couldn't beat Lunetta up at her own Christian party," Parvati replied./p
p style="text-align: left;""What would happen is the salty boomers would try to control the dysfunction. And make exusws for the inbred veela. But Reglaus' parents and aunts, as inbred as anyone else, wouldn never push aside their own magical Christian or magical relgious beliefs. And care about what the Inbred Veelas want."/p
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p style="text-align: left;""And how would this play out then?" Christian asked./p
p style="text-align: left;""If Regalus is like Ron, he would be Lunetta's Yes man, because he doesn't think Lunetta can't be trusted just because an M word Veela and her inbred mom do," Parvati replied. "He would trust her to make decisions and communicate any problems he has. That is what a marriage, even religious, is about. Not cousin kissing veela boomer fans causing more dysfunction. Lunetta knows being pimped by Regalus is greater sign Greater sign, Greater sign, Greater sign, Greater sign, Greater sign, greater sign is ever seeing the Sweet Home Veelabama ever again. Who would want innocent pets around Sweet Home Veelabama? Lunetta knows how to be a good christian wife of a dearh eater in a good christian home that beh3ads house elves."/p
p style="text-align: left;""Do you think that good Christian union would work?" Christian scratched his chin, thoughtfully./p
p style="text-align: left;""I think it would. Regalus would notice thr dysfunction thr inbred Veela causes. If Lunetta is expected to be Santa clause for the inbred veela's tadpole, Regalus would wonder why the tadpole doesn't call Lunetta an aunt. Or wonder why the Inbred Veela coulsnt properly or responsibly attend the good Christian Ceremony. Or even be generous. It would look odd if the M word veela would le her mother-in-law'a cousins her spawn to hold, before her mother-in-law. And after not letting her mother-in-law even see the tyke for months on end."/p
p style="text-align: left;""Would Regalus and his family have a problem with such an unchristian display of family dysfunction?" Christian prodded./p
p style="text-align: left;""Of course," Parvati replied. "That kind of unchristian dysfunctional family devilry would embarrassed Regalus. His family would rather not be seen with such Godless displays of narcissist dysnfucntion. The rumors would spread like wildfire. The conehead Veela might even be cut out of the wedding album for their filthy unchaste circus-drama in front of Lunetta's Most Ancient and Noble in-laws."/p
p style="text-align: left;""Indeed," Christian replied. "Now let us move closer vto the engagement drama. A veela and erumphet mating dance at a wedding is just bad taste."/p
p style="text-align: left;"The Blacks filed in Madam Puddlemore, which was decorated for the engagement, with floating, sparkling flowers baubles. The windows were charmed to have glittery raindrops pelt them. The torch lights was charmed to split into different colors, mostly give off a peach light instead of yellow./p
p style="text-align: left;"There was a fountain of ice that shot a jet of ice and crystals. The ceiling was enchanted to show the sky outside, but it blended woth the real sky when the ceiling connected with the windows. The ceiling was enchanted to have constellations displayed on the ceiling sky, at any hour. The constellations were all the ones of the Black family. The tables were all separated by constalation names, and the table shape plus seats were arranged in the shape of constellations. The Blacks were split in 3 tables, because all their names were from 3 constellations./p
p style="text-align: left;"That meant Sirius had to sit with Narcissa and Bellatrix. Lunetta would be next to Reglaus, there was an unknown star next to Regalus in a constellation, so Lunetta's seat was placed next to Reglaus in the same order as the constellation. The members of his family from the same constellation, were seated in the c same distance their stars would be from Reglaus'. The table arrangment meant hexagon tables./p
p style="text-align: left;"Chained relgiois books were all over every table. "Madam Puddifoot you have gone out of your way to help thy neighors," Christian exclaimed. "And you poisoned the butterbeers of your neighbors The Three Broomstick part year. And spread the rumor that the Thre Broomsticks use period blood as ingredients in their butterbeer."

"Well what can I say, I live by Matthew 11:28. It's on my menu," Madam Puddifoot said.

"We have party favors since we's so magically hristian and charitable." Bellatrix raised her hands in a prayer towards the ceiling, with her wand in between her folded hands. Shw muttered a latin spell that sounded like 'John 12 27." And party favors rained from the ceiling and pelted eveyone until they had severe bruises.

There was the Black family coat of arms, the Black family motto, and a banner underneath that said: 'Your Star Is Rising' /p
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