The other Firenze sat in front of Dumbledore while the 1st firenze couldn't bring himself to look at him. "I saw this in the stars," newer Firenze said. "It was gonna happen whether we liked it or not." Dumebl waved his hands, inpatient to soul the tea.
"Numerology, I did Andromeda's numerology and compared her birth chart to Ted's. I also got hold of Bellatrix' birth chart and uggghh."
Dumbledore looked at the Daily Prophet article with a picture of Andromeda's house on it. And smoke with some light spilling down in the house before. And a blaring title of 'Bellatrix Attacks Her Own House With fellow Death Eaters? Oh it's her look alike blood traitor's sister' house.'
"Why aren't there clear pictures of the attack or the dark mark above the house?" Firenze2 asked. "And stars of the sky that I can read through the pic?"
"Because it would look bad if wizards just stood around the house taking pictures, duh," Dumbledore rolled his eyes.
"So... what happened?" Firenze1 deadpanned.
"I can no longer tell which of you is which, " Dumbeldore hlared at both Firenzes. "But I though you could both tell the future so why are you asking me?"
Both Firenzes huffed. "There are no stars in that picture. We do Astrology and numerology. We don't predict thr future every single f-ig minute on a crystal ball. Do we look like Sybll, trying to trick you for a raise?"
Dumbledore rolled his eyes. "Whatever. That trick never worked. Like ever."
"So what happened, " Firenze2 asked.
"Andromeda's house was attacked," Dumbledore muttered. "But there was no dark mark, so we're not sure if Bellateix did it. There's no way Bellatrix would forget to leave a dark mark. She'd brag about this for days."
"Then who attacked Andromeda's house. And how did you know her house wss atttacked?" Firenze1 asked.
"There was a sign above her house, just not the dark mark," Dumbledore replied.
"What was it?" Firenze2 gasped. "Did your ex break out of Numerguard?"
"Nah, er he wouldn't use lame signs above the house. His thing was egging his targets' homes... pink eggs...," Dumbledore rumated. "Andromeda's house had a giant golden cross floating above it.."
The centaurs gasped. "Like a church?"
"Yeah but that's not all. Bellatrix and Tommy's secret child Delphi was found in Andromeda's house. Andromeda legally kidnapped her for some reason," Dumbledore revealed. "So we had to too."
"Where is the child now?" Firenze1 asked.
"On my chess board," Dumbeldore tittered.
"Pardon?" Firenze2 couldn't believe his ears. "I thought we weren't doing pawns anymore. Do we really need another Greater Goof Up?"
"No she's literally on my chess board, right there " Dumbledore pointed at the medium sized chess board in his office, a gift from Ron. An infant was crawling on the chess board, drooling on the queen. Fawkes was feeding Delphi from her bottle. "Isnt she tots cute?"
Firenze went over and picked up the toddler with his mouth. "What are you planning to do?"
Albus snapped his fingers. A basin filled with water appeared. "Change the tide of the war."
"How?"
"Like EdwardVI." Albus took Delphi in his arms and Baptized her, carefully. Her eyes only changed colors five times. Delphini was the one witch the witch hunters wouldnt believe could touch water. He held the baby high. "Sucess! Voldemort will have no choice but to accept the rules now that his heir is baptized. Or he will have a religious uprising slash Holy war on his hands."
"I attacked Andromeda'a house with an inquisition! I left the cross above her house, I kidnapped Delphi. Dont worry no one was hurt, " Albus started cackling as Fawkes trilled some holy hymns.
