About three of Voldemort's eggs were unscramble. Because voldemort was immortal so his body didn't have as much oxidization as the average mortal. So three of his reproductive eggs were unscrambled and able to turn into babies.

Yes it's true Voldemort had eggs and sperm. He had a rare intersection condition called hermaphrodite. Both his male and female organs worked perfectly, as he had horicruxes.

His background plot was being stuck in Albania, tortured more than Harry, who had accidental magic to save him, for a reason. That reason is females are always expected to be tortured more than males. Males only see females who behave 100% male aka ade just big wh**s, as equals. That's a fact of life. So females have powertrips.

Anyways, so Voldemort took his eggs out at the Saint Mungo, which fell under his rule. Was he gonna freeze them? LOL NO!

Voldemort currently filled out a form at St Mungo's and the gyno healer was checking his answers. "Whatwas your paternal father's name?"

"Don't make me say it!" Voldemort whined.

"Did your paternal family have a history if miscarriages? How about your maternal one?" The gyno healer asked.

"Omg my stupid paternal grandparents had no issue there, they had my useless mudblood father. But seeing how much they must've cheated on each other, maybe they didn't carry many healthy babies to term if all they had to show for it was my usless father. My useless maternal grandfather as conehead as he was atlwast had my useless maternal uncle and my snowflake mum. He had two kids to show after years of conehead squandering of wealth. Two heirs of Salazar even if my useless uncle perished. That's more than my stupid grandparents did, all that wealth and access to loose girls or loose rich guys and they just get my useless dad. They could've tried for a better child by a prostitute but no they settled for Tom useless Sr! My mom had me in much harder conditions and I turned out the best!" Voldemort ranted, dabbing g his eyes with a handkerchief.

"Uh...ok!" The healer replied, awkwardly. "Let's get to fre- horicruxing your eggs. Why your eggs? You have more sperm than eggs."

Voldemort looked down at his eggs. "I'm Voldemort, why should my seed compete to fertilize an inferiority egg? The last time that happened, I j got Delphi to show for it. She's super cute but Dumbledore kidnapped her and baptized her at the drop of a hat!"

Voldemort looked at her with wide eyes. "Do you know what that means? If I have more kids and don't follow Albus' bull relgious rules, I could see a religous civil war among my heirs in Death Eater England! If it's going v to Jalen u want strong heirs from my eggs. Seed comes to compete for Voldemort's eggs. Not the other way around."

Voldy's eggs, which did not have much oxidation because voldy was immortal, were very strong. Quite a handful of muggles and mortals around voldemort's age, 50-60, easily had kids. Voldemort's eggs in their immortal body were definitely stronger.

So strong that one egg in a glass tube spoke up. "I've been a silent spectator for awhie. I'm not like my sister Delphi, so I won't throw a tantrum. But I'm not coming into this world until you change some things," the egg huffed.

Voldemort and the healer leaned down to look closer. "Yes change. I'm tired of purebloods making stupid a** status quos. Let's talk about education. Masteries and pieces of paper. This wasn't a big worry when you graduated and strengthened me with your horocruxes. Hell you graduated with good newts then didnt get a job, just horocrxess and followers. That was your experience that could land you a good job as a top tier executioner. And you could've gotten that same experience that with 0 newts and your own learning. Slughorn told you about horocruxes, not the owls or flex is recent."

"Why because the in the future is things like magical user experience. That's fixing how magical folk interact with portrays, apparition points, floo networks, hidden staircase, poltergeists, wands, potions, owl delivery, manufacturing brooms, quidditch pitches, claudrons, knight bus routes, underage trace, trunks, 9 and 3 quarters, the hogwarts express, prophecy storage, etc."

"Now what do I study or do a master for that? Potions, apparition test in detail, charms, transfiguration, astronomy, divination, arithmancy aka numerology, alchemy,nsoke history of magic, magical marketing, or flying? Because magical User Experince requires learning all of that and requires many hats."

"Now let me tell you a secret, mommy voldy didn't notice what I did. The Department of Mysteries has now being to harness osbcural magic, by making obscurals therapeutically release accidental magic as kids. The harnessed magic is an artifical wand caster. It can cast magic better than most wizards. It's like the advent of magical detector items, people thought it would take most jobs. If obscural magic is used, will the only poeple who get jobs be the ones who do masteries? Will we encourage people to not look for jobs or paths unless they do a whole mastery? Is User Experience not a job unless someone does masteries for everything? By the way obscural magic can't do what wizars can in UX or magical telling, because that requires understanding human error and creative solutions."

"That's my issue with today's world. Some society puppet masters, especually boomers enjoy generational wealth. And pedos are placed everywhere to control everyone. Access to everything had always been easier for them because they don't have money issues nor have grown up toxic environments. They have more of a support system. They don't have the same struggles or baggage, and that stuff impacts you. No one should ever knock trying other legitimate methods."

"Why do people forget what comes after: jobs. The landscape of education is changing with harnessed artifical obscural wand casters. Purely social pressure shouldn't dictate people's career path and how they get there. Like the Prewitt twins, they didnt have the highest newts but they have the best wireless radio program for DIYs and convenient services. They're filthy rich, but they donated most of their wealth to the war effort. Another thing is wizard wireless channels, with wizarding photos posted everywhere,have been a path to money for awhile for purebloods. But only purebloods with more sway can usually do them more easily. So purebloods start a reverse trend and it's supposedly more secure to just get pieces of papers that vouch for you. Why not instead just make the Wizarding wireless stations include a broader fanbase so more people can join in. "

The egg huffed, "I'm not trying to reinvent the wheel. But why push for one thing single mindedly without thinking about the bigger picture like the makkret? I know for a fact that hiring managers prefer experience over a piece of paper. Lets translate studying into gaining experince, learning in new ways, for stations, businesses, ux. That is the near future. The core values are the same that's al that matters."

Voldmeort looked at the egg thoughtfully. "Yes you are the perfect heir. I'm suddenly not afraid a civil war betwen my heirs in England. Or a relgious uprising from Delphi. You will not be overthrown by your religious zealot sister I know the perfect father for you!"

Voldemort pulled out 3 pictures: Ron, Rabastan, Reglaus, and Barty Crouchjr.

"By the way," Voldemort points his wand at the healer. "Keep this between us, obliviatious! Here's a cup of love potion."

9 months later Voldemort gave natural birth to triplets with the same mediwitch.

Georgina Lestrange, Rabina Lestrange, and

Lucy Crouch were born.

Half way across England Ron and Regalus were hiding in a tent, and heard the news voldemort picked his baby daddies on a wireless radio. They hugged in celebration.