The Greater Golden Goose

by Pinky-Jasper Velvet Pie

Ron, Parvati, Firenze, and Luna go back in time. Afterr the magical creatures rebel enough, the mnistry of magic plunge into the dark ages, post second war . He had to get Dumbledore to continue his greater good plan except for the enslaving muggles part to prevent the half blood Tom Riddle from rising to power. Reglalus helps. CrackFic!

11. Chapter 11

Regalus trudged to the front of the magical church, behind his muggle studies class. He reached the stand outside the church.

He was barely suffering through the class, but as Dumbeldore promised his resume was looking great and his mum was so pleased she didn't force regto marry a 1st cousin, 2nd cousin, or 6th cousin. She let him propose to Luna.

Regalus' mum was surprised at assume things on his resume. Like how Regalus learned to use his magic like a house elf to cook. The three weeks the muggle studies class spent with house Elves, either in the kitchen, or in the classroom learning cooking techniques from the elves paid off.

At first Reglaus' mum was outraged that Regalus could do Kreacher's tasks. But then she saw it as Regalus being a wizard so he should know what house elves did. Kreacher even came to Hogwarts to teach filthy mudbloods and blood traitors how to properly magically whisk pudding. And Kreacher got to gloat that muggle borns needed house elves like Kreacher to stop burning food.

Kreacher shut up after that, because the Blacks started going to Memorial and Movment churches. Even Bellatrix started akwardly going with Delphi, while she also awkwardly served voldemom. But the muggle studies teacher Christian told Kreacher that house elves only learned cooking techniques ehen they were pretending to be brownies in front of muggles. And they couldnt cook, magic or not, without the muggles' help. And it was unchristian of him and house elves always practiced help thy neighbor.

Kreacher's ears flapped down and he ran out of the classroom, crying.

Regalus would rather be training under house elves again then bringing the food he baked for the church baked good sale. He was a Black and had no need to beg squibs, wizards, and muggleborns to buy his 2 ingredient frosted cookies. He was begging to get some hungry squib to theow him 5 knuts for a burnt cookie!