"What are you? One o' them there vegetarians?" Wambus queried, leaning against the fence surrounding his sauce farm. It was the only logical explanation. Why else was Gramble refusing to eat Bugsnax like everyone else?
The pink-furred Grumpus frowned, glaring at the farmer. "What business is it of yours if I am vegetarian? I don't see that it matters none."
Beffica sighed. "Oh my gawd, just answer the grumping question already."
"If you must know, I'm vegan," Gramble spat in contempt. He stooped to pick up Sprout, stroking the tiny creature. "That's what makes it so difficult livin' out here. I... I love my little strawbaby."
Wambus gave him a curious expression. "Baby?"
"Yes, he's my baby." The petting continued, and Sprout purred, closing its eyes and snuggling up against its owner. "Back home, I could have strawberry malk and wouldn't think nothin' 'bout it, no sir. But I can't do that here, not with this little fella. Because strawberry malk is vegan, it's not made from cow malk or anything like that. But the Strabbies, well..." His voice trailed off into silence, his gaze drifting downward.
Wambus was confused. He looked at him and stated rather blandly, "Show me the tit on a strawberry."
Gramble responded by pointing a paw at Wiggle, who ran into the field wearing the skimpiest two piece bikini you ever saw, her luscious strawberry breasts bouncing in slow motion like a scene from Bay Watch.
"Right there!" Gramble snapped, still pointing at the well-endowed singer. "There's your strawberry boobies! You satisfied now?"
Wambus tipped his hat to him. "Those be some mighty fine berries ya got growin' there, young'un. If you ever need any help milkin' 'em, you just let me know."
It was at this point that Cactriffy wandered over and bitch slapped the farmer with her prickly arm.
Beffica snorted, covering her mouth with a paw to stiffle a fit of giggles. "Might wanna stick to aloe vera juice instead, Wambus."
Meanwhile, Snorpy sat outside in the grass, savoring a nice cup of tea. He lifted the cup to his lips, sipping from his beverage as he watched the spectacle unfold before him. He then turned to his partner and said, "You know what, Chandlo? It's times like these that I'm glad I'm gay."