Maelstrom Dragon
"Hello" - (Normal Talking)
"I'm gonna kick his ass" - (Flashback)
"What in the world?" - (Thoughts)
"Kamehameha" - (Techniques)
{"Hello, who is this?"} -(Communication)
"*Hey there*" - (Telepathy)
"\And now for the weather\" - (Radio and TV)
"|Have a good time|" - (Reading)
["Whatever you say"] - (Talking technology)
Chapter 2
Find the Dragon Balls! Look out for them all!
You can search around the world with me.
Gotta heed the call of magic Dragon Balls!
Goku was seen standing on a mountain top, a smile on his face and his arms crossed, with Naruto and Will standing behind him, as seven orange balls each with different stars from one to seven flew through the air. The three of them then jumped down, with Goku spinning his Power Pole as he did.
What a great adventure this will be.
You can climb on board, 'cause the Nimbus doesn't wait!
A fantastic journey for your dreams - a thrilling mystery!
Naruto and Goku were standing on the Flying Nimbus, as it flew over a lake, while Will flew next to them, thanks to the wings on her back.
Through the fires of time, they've waited patiently.
When all seven balls you find, the Dragon is set free.
Rising, rising, mesmerizing, unbridled ecstasy.
Bulma was riding on her motorcycle, with Oolong hugging her from behind, a perverse look on his face, before Bulma hit him on the head, causing him to fall off, before he ran to get back on. Master Roshi was seen on Turtle's back, showing a peace sign, while in front of his house.
Radiant and shining, hidden somewhere in the field,
Luminous and blinding, with your desire revealed.
Ageless, timeless, what you'll find is beyond belief!
Lightning was shown going up into the sky, before it turned into Shenron. Goku and the others were shown flying across the sky, going across oceans and through mountains.
Let's try, try, try, look high and low!
Search the sky and the sea below!
Let's try, try, try, seize the day,
And make new friends along the way!
A giant ape was seen destroying a castle, while everyone ran away from it.
Find the Dragon Balls! Look out for them all!
Come and hunt those Dragon Balls with me.
Gotta heed the call of magic Dragon Balls!
Goku had his Power Pole slightly extended, as he fought against some bandits, with Naruto and Will helping him.
What a great adventure this will be.
Set a course for action, adventure doesn't wait!
A fantastic journey for your dreams - a thrilling mystery!
Goku had his Power Pole extended, so that he could look at his surroundings, as a plane flew round, before he hopped back on the Flying Nimbus and flew off, with the others following him in the plane.
(With the group)
As Naruto, Bulma, Will and Goku drove along, Will was in the passenger seat next to Bulma, who was driving the car, while Naruto sat in the back with Goku, who was teaching Goku a few games to play; I Spy to see what his awareness was like, along with Slap and Knuckles, to see his reaction and speed.
"Gah! You're too fast!" Goku yelled, as Naruto slapped his knuckles.
"This requires focus, kid. It'll help you get better at attacking and dodging, along with reading your opponents movements" Naruto said.
"Yea, you can't be thinking about how you're hungry, while you're doing this" Will said with a nod while she smiled knowingly, as she looked at the overhead mirror at Goku.
"Are we there yet? I'm hungry" Goku said, as he rubbed his stomach.
"We should be getting close, according to the radar," Bulma said, as she looked at the radar that she had on the dashboard.
"We should stop and walk from here then" Naruto said, as he looked at the radar.
"Why? We can get there quickly with my car" Bulma said, as she drove along.
"Because from what I can see, we are coming up on a small village. And we don't need to make a scene" Naruto said as he pointed up the road, where indeed there was a small village in the distance.
"Yea, we don't need to cause a scene with country people" Will said as she snapped her fingers, causing the car to stop.
"Oh, come on. I don't want to walk" Bulma whined out, as she tried in vain to start the car.
"It's not that far, Bulma" Naruto said, as he and Goku got out of the car.
"Yea, so suck it up, rich city girl" Will said with a grin, as she climbed out too.
"Are all city girls this weak?" Goku asked curiously, as they started to walk down the round towards the village.
"From my experience, yes. But some can change for the better" Will said with a smile, as she thought about her old friend Cornelia.
The group soon arrived at the village and walked into it.
"Huh, looks like it's abandoned," Will said as she looked around, seeing that nobody was here.
"Hello? Is anyone here?" Goku yelled out loudly.
"Is the place abandoned?" Bulma asked, as she looked around curiously.
"No, I can sense people. They are inside their houses" Naruto said, as he looked at the houses.
Goku nodded at this, as he approached the door of the nearest house and knocked on the door. "Hello? Is anyone there?" he asked.
Before the door burst open, as a man in farming clothes came out with a rifle.
"Go away! You're not taking my daughter Oolong!" the farmer yelled, as he fired on Goku.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! That hurts!" Goku yelled, as he fell to the ground, with small wounds on his body.
"Hey! What the hell is your problem?!" Will yelled, as she quickly grabbed the farmer's rifle and yanked it out of his hands, before she crushed it in her hand.
"Oh no, he's already got two more girls as his brides, with one brainwashed into serving him" the farmer said with wide eyes.
"Calm down, sir. We're not this Oolong, we're visitors from out of town" Naruto said, as he stepped forward.
"Papa, Oolong doesn't have minions" a girl's voice said, as she came outside. She was a young girl, who looked very pretty.
"Wait, you're not Oolong?" the farmer asked curiously.
"Didn't he just say that, old man?" Bulma asked, pointing at Naruto.
"It's OK, everyone. It's not Oolong!" the farmer yelled out loud, which caused more people to come out of the other houses in the village.
"Wow, this Oolong has got you guys scared, huh?" Naruto asked, as he looked at everyone in the village.
"You have no idea, sonny" an old lady said, as she walked over.
"He's been taking food from us for months now. And just recently, he's been taking girls from our village as his brides. Today, he's supposed to be showing up to take my daughter" the farmer said as he frowned, while hugging his daughter close.
"Have you guys tried fighting him?" Goku asked curiously.
"Of course not! Oolong is a shape-shifter! He can change his form into all kinds of forms. We can't fight that!" one of the villagers said in a panic.
"So we have a bully just using his powers to take from your village, huh?" Naruto asked, as he narrowed his eyes at this.
"It sure sounds like it," Will said with a scowl.
Bulma smiled at this, as an idea formed in her mind. "Ok folks, today is your lucky day. My friends here are trained fighters and we will gladly deal with this Oolong for you. All we ask is that you give us the Dragon Ball we're looking for" she said.
"Dragon Ball? What's that?" one of the villagers asked with a raised eyebrow.
"It looks like this" Goku said, as he took out his own Dragon Ball to show everyone.
"Oh! I have something that looks just like that! I found it years ago" an old woman said, as her eyes widened In recognition.
"Perfect. If you give us that, then we will deal with Oolong" Bulma said with a grin.
"…..well, if you actually do it and help us get the girls he took, then you have a deal" the old woman said with a nod.
"Deal" Naruto said, as he nodded at this.
This got smiles from the villagers, with many cheering happily at this.
"So, when's this guy showing up?" Will asked the villagers.
"It should be very soon, that's why we assumed you were him," the farmer said, as he looked at Goku.
"OK everyone, get inside your homes and stay out of the way," Naruto said, as he looked at everyone.
"So they don't get taken hostage, right?" Goku asked Will, as all of the villagers and Bulma went inside their houses.
"I told you that reading with me would make you slightly smarter," Will said with a grin, as she tousled Goku's hair.
Naruto, Goku and Will all hid behind some houses and waited a bit for this Oolong to arrive.
They didn't need to wait long, before what looked like a large red pig looking demon, who was wearing a white tuxedo suit while holding a bouquet of flowers appeared.
"I'm here. Where is my lovely bride?" Oolong yelled out, as he walked into the village.
After he yelled this, Goku, Naruto and Will quickly ran out from their hiding spaces and surrounded Oolong.
"OK you jerk, you better tell us where you kept those girls you took" Goku said, as he held his Power Pole at the ready.
"Yea, cause if they are hurt, then we're gonna take it out of your hide" Naruto said, as he took out a kunai,
"This village is so pathetic, that they actually went and got help?" Oolong asked with a cocked eyebrow.
"At least they aren't so pathetic, that they need to kidnap girls for dates" Will said with a scoff.
"Hey, who are you calling pathetic - woah momma!" Oolong was yelling, before he saw Will, which caused hearts to pop out of his eyes, along with his tongue coming out of his mouth, with some drool hanging off his lips.
He was then engulfed in smoke, and once it cleared, he was a handsome looking Frenchman.
"Excuse me my dear, would you please accompany me to my -" Oolong was saying, with a suave tone, before…..
SLAM!
Will slammed her fist into his gut, which sent him flying into a tree nearby, before he slid down the tree and a bunch of apples fell out of the tree and buried Oolong.
"Awww, sis beat him too quickly," Goku said with a frown, as he lowered his Power Pole.
"Jeez Will, he didn't even perv on you that bad" Naruto said, as he gave Will a look.
"Hey, don't blame me! That guy has a glass jaw! I barely had to do anything" Will yelled, as she crossed her arms with a huff.
Naruto raised an eyebrow at this, as Goku approached the buried Oolong and started to dig through the pile of apples. "Hey, are you ok?" he asked, as he moved some apples aside.
"Ugh, did anyone see what hit me? It looked like a chick, but it hits like a mad cow" a voice said, as what looked like a small human pig was revealed under the pile of apples, who was wearing a green coat and a green hat.
"I got your mad cow, right here bacon seed!" Will yelled, as she made her way towards the pigman, but she was stopped by Naruto.
"I'm gonna guess that you're Oolong," Naruto said, with a firm look at the pigman.
"Uhhhh, no. I'm just an innocent bystander" the pig man said with a nervous chuckle.
"Oh please" Bulma said with a scoff at this, as she and the other villagers came outside to see what was happening.
"Just so you know, I can tell when someone is lying, pig boy," Naruto said, as he narrowed his eyes at Oolong.
"Yea. So you better tell us where those girls you took are, or I swear I'm gonna make some bacon sandwiches!" Will yelled, as she grabbed Oolong by the front of his shirt and started to shake him.
"Mmmmmm, bacon," Goku said with a smile.
"Gahhhh! OK, ok, ok! I'll talk! Just let me go, damn it!" Oolong yelled in a panic, as Will shook him.
"And don't try shape-shifting into a bug or anything, or I'm gonna have Goku squish you flat" Naruto said with a glare.
Oolong grumbled at this, as Will tied him up with some rope that Bulma gave her.
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(Later)
After making him lead them to his base, Oolong led them to his base of operations, which was….
"You live in a mansion?" Naruto asked, as he looked at Oolong with a raised eyebrow.
"What? You expected me to live in a cave or something, after all the money I was able to extort from these rubes?" Oolong asked, as he snickered.
Before Goku smacked him on the head with his Power Pole, making him fall to the ground with a groan.
"Heh, good job squirt" Will said, as she smiled at the monkey boy.
"Those girls better be unharmed, you little freak" the old woman said, as she glared at Oolong, while several men from the village ran inside the mansion.
As Naruto and the others followed, they froze as they saw that the girls inside were just fine.
If anything, they were living the good life; just lounging around enjoying Oolong's mansion.
"Why do you think I wanted a more domestic girl? These girls stink! They keep ordering me around! So go ahead and take them back!" Oolong yelled, as he held his head which had a lump on it.
"Wow, you are more pathetic than I thought" Naruto said, as he sighed at this.
"I'll say - hey, is that an open bar?" Will said, as she looked around at the mansion.
Naruto sweatdropped at this, as Will walked over to the open bar.
"So, about that Dragon Ball?" Bulma asked, as she looked at the old woman.
"Of course, here you go," the old woman said, as she handed Bulma the ball, which had six stars.
"Yes! Two more to go!" Bulma yelled, as she took the ball.
"So what are we gonna do with him?" Goku asked curiously, as he pointed at Oolong.
"I say that we chop off a hunk of meat, before we drop him off at a police station" Will said with a grin, before she drank a martini she made.
Oolong screamed in terror at this, as his face went white, before he tried to run away. But Goku jumped on him and sat on his back, stopping him from leaving.
"And you're cut off," Naruto said, as he took the martini from Will.
"Oh, come on! When am I gonna find an open bar again? I'll make it worth your while" Will said with a flirty grin at Naruto.
"Hey, child present," Naruto said with a flat tone, as he pointed at Goku, who was sitting on Oolong.
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(Sometime later)
Later on, everyone was inside a motorboat, which Bulma had taken out of a capsule, so that they could travel down the river.
And sitting in between Naruto and Goku in the back of the boat, was a tied up Oolong.
"Why the heck are we bringing this guy with us?" Naruto asked curiously.
"Emergency food" Will said, as she looked back at them with an evil smile.
"You're a psychopath!" Oolong yelled out in a panic, his teeth going sharp.
"I figure that his shapeshifting ability could come in handy at times," Bulma said with a shrug.
"Any ideas on how to make him behave?" Naruto asked curiously, as he didn't trust Oolong at all.
Goku smiled, as he took out a knife and fork, making Will laugh loudly.
"Besides that. And I blame you for him becoming snarky" Naruto said, as he chuckled a little.
"Here, I've got something that should keep porky in line," Bulma said, as she held up a ball of food.
"Finally! I'm starving" Oolong said as he took the candy and ate it.
"Hey! I want some candy too!" Goku said with a smile.
"Not for you," Bulma said, as she shook her head.
"Heh, girls always like me better, kid" Oolong said with a smirk, as he finished his candy.
"What is giving him food gonna accomplish?" Will asked with a raised eyebrow.
"You'll just have to wait and see," Bulma said with a mischievous smile.
Soon, the boat stopped, causing Bulma to turn the key a few times. "Ah hell, we're out of gas" she said, seeing that the gauge was saying empty.
"Are we stranded?" Naruto asked Bulma curiously.
"No, I have spare gas, but we need to be ashore for me to get it out. Hey porky! Can you turn into an oar?" Bulma asked, as she turned to look at Oolong.
"Yea, but my transformations only last for five minutes" Oolong said, as he shook his head.
"That's plenty of time. Now do it, before Goku gets hungry" Will said with a grin, as Goku took out his knife and fork
"Gah! Alright, alright!" Oolong yelled, as in a poof of smoke, he transformed into an oar.
Naruto quickly grabbed him and started to use him to guide the boat to shore.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" Oolong yelled with each smack into the water.
Soon, they arrived ashore and Naruto was tieing the boat to a tree.
"Well, it was great being with you all, but I'm off," Oolong said with a wave, as he turned and walked away.
"Oh no you don't piggy, you're not going anywhere" Bulma said, before she started to whistle.
Oolong stopped walking, as he had a look of discomfort appear on his face, with his hands on his ass. "W-what's happening to me?" he asked.
"Oh, that candy ball I gave you was a special laxative that will activate whenever someone whistles 'Swee' near you," Bulma said with a grin, as Oolong ran into some bushes nearby.
Naruto and Goku both burst out laughing at this.
"Oh, you are so hot right now" Will said with a smile, as she looked at Bulma.
"W-what?" Bulma asked, surprised at this sudden admission from the redhead.
"Bro, what is sis doing with Bulma?" Goku asked Naruto curiously.
"She's being a pervert," Naruto said with a flat tone.
"Wait, girls can be perverts?" Goku asked, as his eyes widened at this.
"Oh, definitely. They are just better at hiding it" Naruto said with a nod.
"Oi, what are you telling him about me?!" Will yelled, as she turned to look at Naruto and Goku.
"Only the truth," Naruto said with a flat tone of voice.
Bulma sighed at this, as she reached into her pocket, but froze. "Oh no!" she yelled in a panic, as she started to pat herself down.
"What's wrong?" Naruto asked, as he looked at Bulma.
"My capsule case! It's gone!" Bulma yelled in a panic.
"Maybe it fell into the lake," Goku said, as he looked at the lake.
"Or the pig stole them" Will said with a scowl.
"Oi!" Oolong said with his own scowl, as he walked over to them after his bathroom break.
"Oolong! Turn into a fish and go get my capsules!" Bulma yelled at him.
"Are you kidding me? That lake is massive and I'm limited to five minutes. It would take days for me to find it" Oolong said, as he shook his head.
"I'm useless now! No house, no car, not even a bike!" Bulma yelled out in a panic.
"Can't you just walk?" Goku asked curiously.
"You're one to talk, cloud boy!" Bulma screamed at Goku, her teeth going sharp.
"Bulma, calm down, we will be fine. Plus, you still have the Dragon Ball Radar, right?" Naruto asked, as he patted Bulma on the shoulder.
"Yea, we know how to rough it" Will said, as she shrugged slightly at this.
"Yea, but I'm a city girl! I'm delicate!" Bulma yelled, before she started to cry.
"…..OK, less hot now," Will said with a flat tone of voice.
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(Later)
Everyone was now walking through the desert, which had multiple different large rock formations. Except for Goku, who was sat on his Nimbus cloud, as he flew next to them.
Everyone was sweating, but maintaining their composure, except for Bulma, who was panting for breath and sweating the most.
"Wow, I'm looking good now, huh red?" Oolong asked with a snicker, at the fact that he was doing better than Bulma.
Before Will smacked him on the back of the head, sending him face first into the sand.
"Oh, what I wouldn't give for a car or something" Bulma said with a moan, as she dragged her feet along.
"OK, let's take a break over here in the shade" Naruto said, as he picked Bulma up bridal style and started to walk towards a rock formation, where there was some shade.
Bulma's eyes widened at this, before she blushed a little.
"You have any water, sis? I'm thirsty" Goku asked, as he jumped off Flying Nimbus.
"No, but Naruto has supplies in his seals" Will said as she looked at Naruto, as he placed Bulma on the ground gently against a rock.
"I'm on it," Naruto said, as he rolled up his sleeve revealing a tattoo seal which he unsealed, causing a puff of smoke to appear, revealing a case of cold bottled water.
"Here Bulma" Naruto said, as he handed her a bottle.
"You are a God" Bulma said with tears in her eyes, as she took the bottle of water, and drank it.
"And they call me pathetic - ow!" Oolong was saying, before a bottle of water nailed him in the head, which was thrown by Naruto.
"Bulma, how much further until the nearest Dragon Ball?" Will asked curiously.
"Well, according to the radar, it's close to that mountain," Bulma said, as she stopped drinking her water, and pointed at a mountain that they could just barely see in the distance.
Oolong spat his water out at this. "Say what?! We're going to Fire Mountain?!" he yelled in a panic.
"You know it?" Goku asked curiously, as he wiped some water off his mouth.
"How can you guys not know it?! It's the home of the Ox King! He will kill us, thinking we're after his treasure!" Oolong yelled in a panic.
"So? If he attacks us, then we can handle it" Naruto said, as he shrugged.
"I hope he's strong," Goku said with a smile at this.
"Of course he's strong! They say that he's the strongest around!" Oolong yelled out.
"We can handle it, porky" Will said with a dismissive scoff, as she leaned against the rock.
"Screw this! I didn't sign up for this!" Oolong yelled, before he transformed into a bat and took off flying, before anyone had a chance to whistle.
"You wanna do it, or should I?" Naruto asked Will with a grin.
"Let's both go after him. We haven't had a fun couples activity in a while" Will said with a grin of her own.
"Works for me. Goku, you stay here and make sure Bulma is safe" Naruto said, as he patted Goku on the head.
"You got it, big bro. But bring back some food, I'm hungry" Goku said with a smile, as he held his stomach.
Naruto nodded at this, before he unsealed some sandwiches from his tattoo and threw them to Goku and Bulma. "There, that should tide you over until we can figure something else out" he said.
"Come on babe! We're hunting piggy!" Will yelled, as she ran after Oolong.
"Alright, alright. Wait up!" Naruto yelled, as he ran after Will and Oolong.
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(Hidden base)
Inside a hidden base nearby, a blue cat was looking through a telescope and soon stopped, as she spotted Goku and Bulma.
"Boss! I spotted someone!" the cat creature yelled in a female voice, as she flew over to a bed in the house, which was covered in blankets, as if something was sleeping in the bed.
Something with nine bushy orange tails sticking out of the bed.
P.O.M and Kfbanime87 were in their office relaxing, before….
ALRIGHT, I HAVE HAD IT! Deadpool yelled out, as he kicked the door open, twirling his katanas in his hands as he entered the office
What are you on - HEY: Kfbanime87 asked, before he had to duck behind cover, as a knife was thrown at him
GIVE ME THE MHA CROSSOVER FANFIC, DAMN IT! Deadpool yelled, as he began swinging his swords around
Its next, after his option: P.O.M said, as he pointed at Kfbanime87, as he too was taking cover
Oh, goodie! Deadpool said excitedly, as he dropped his katanas and clapped his hands happily
Yeah, but we still need a name for it: P.O.M said, as he sat on his chair and rubbed his chin in thought
Well, I'm sure that kfb has one thought - hey, are you ok? Deadpool asked, as he looked at Kfbanime87, who was sitting at his desk looking at his computer screen and crying
What happened? P.O.M asked, as he looked at his co author, before he looked at the computer screen and froze
We just lost one of the men who inspired modern Manga: Kfbanime87 said, as he wiped his eyes, as Deadpool looked over his shoulder at the computer screen
…..rest in peace, Akira Toriyama: P.O.M said, as he lowered his head in respect.
Long live the GOAT! Deadpool yelled, as he gave a salute
Oh, and to anyone who tries to slander him just for attention or clout…..FUCK YOU! Kfbanime87 bellowed, as his eyes went red and his face went demonic
Ahhhhh! He's learned how to go demonic from watching Hazbin Hotel! Get out the Holy Water! Deadpool yelled in a panic
Getting back to the task at hand, do you have a name for the My Hero -: P.O.M was saying, before being cut off
Maelstrom of UA: Kfbanime87 said with a grin
Approved! Deadpool yelled, as he held up a 10 score card
And Naruto, Will and Kurama's Quirks? P.O.M asked
I have those thought up, but that will have to wait for the fic itself. So in the words of the radio demon….stay tuned: Kfbanime87 said with a grin, as he tilted his head to the side in a creepy way
…I'm gonna assume his new Hazbin fic is a hit? P.O.M asked Deadpool with a cocked eyebrow
Well, no shit. People are hungry for stories with that show! Deadpool yelled
Huh. Well anyway, see you all next time: P.O.M said, as he waved at the reader
The harem will be: Will, Bulma and Launch (and four other girls, who've already been chosen, but will be shown in a future chapter)
Author's note: Well, I hope that you enjoyed the chapter, and I hope that you all enjoyed it, and that you're doing what you can to avoid getting this COVID by following the rules, while any and all flames are no longer welcome. Also, for some reason, if I get a PM from anyone, it wouldn't show me the number(s) on fanfiction (so if you send me a PM, and I reply to it late, that's the reason why). Let's hope that now the vaccines are all done, we can rest a bit easier.
I also have a few story ideas on my home page, if any of you want to write them please PM me if any of them catch your fancy.
And once I've help Kfbanime87, I'll be publishing my newest fanfic next