Author's responses

to "manu": Dear reviewer, much as I cherish your enthusiasm, I don't think the person who commissioned this story is going to go for the NaLu ship being sunk.

to "Guest": Thank you for the compliments! They mean a lot to me, hearing that my work stands out from the rest. As for your question, how am I able to write such long yet consistently enjoyable lemons? Character. Anyone who just wants two sexy people getting it on can go watch porn. I can't compete with that. What I can do, though, is make the lemons about two sexy characters getting it on, interacting and bantering with one another all the while. It helps inform what they actually do to/with each other.

to YamiRainbow: Soon...


"Welcome to the one and only Miss Fairy Tail Contest, where your favorite Fairies fight in a battle of beauty!"

On the left side of the stage, peeking past the curtain, Lucy willed herself to quit shaking. After all, it was only 500,000 jewel: money for Natsu, Happy, herself, and their future fourth. No biggie…

"I'm Max Alors, Sand Wizard extraordinaire, and I'll be your host for this exciting event!"

In her dressing room, Erza chuckled. "This will certainly excite," she said, checking herself in the mirror. "Gray won't be able to control himself."

Unfortunately for her, the door being ajar meant that someone across the hall overheard her little boast.

"Erza… and Gray?" Mirajane whispered, turning to her own mirror. She pouted. "So that's who's been hogging him! And why they always come home last, too…"

Peeking into Erza's room and catching a glimpse of her rival's winning attire, Mirajane hurried back to her room and quickly cast a partial Transformation spell.

"Try and excite anyone, Erza!" she chortled.

"Now let's meet Entry #1: the exotic beauty who'll drink you under the table any day… Cana Alberona!"

The Card Mage looked over the crowd as the spotlight shone upon her. She saw Gray, but the most he gave her was a thumbs-up. By now, her itch had long been scratched and she was back to boyfriend/husband-hunting.

Hence, when her cards came out of their deck box and cycloned around her, transforming her clothes into an orange-striped bikini, she checked the crowd. Her fanboys were hooting and hollering, signs held aloft. Gray, plus Mira's brother Elfman, cheered her on. Curiously, Natsu gave her a thumbs-up, too.

Huh. He's usually louder, she thought.

Lucy was beside herself on the sidelines. I didn't know we could do swimsuits!

"Next is Entry #2: she may be new to the guild but her magic is S-Class… Give it up, for Juvia Lockser!"

Juvia, having joined after the recent Tower of Heaven debacle, stood smiling onstage. She closed her eyes and held her hands to her chest, a spell circle exciting her water body and turning her into a breaker wave. Her foaming crests rose up, then crashed down to reveal her own bikini, this one blue with white polka dots.

"Look at me, Gray!" she called, her eyes sparkling. "Do you like what you see?"

Another swimsuit?! Lucy would've pulled her own hair out, if her chances weren't bad enough.

Erza fixed a narrow-eyed stare at Gray from above Lucy. Lucky for her, and for Gray's health, he still seemed uneasy about Juvia's obsession with him. It bordered on outright stalking.

"Next up is Entry #3! Her beauty has stolen the hearts of people throughout the land. It's Fairy Tail's famous centerfold, Mirajane!"

"Thank you!" Mira called, smiling. "My specialty is Transformation Magic, so I'll show you a new side of me!"

Putting her hands in front of her face, Mira's body glowed until it was blinding. When it winked out, she stood wearing Erza's black bikini… and the head of a certain blue cat.

"This is my Happy face!" she declared.

"WAAAH?!" the crowd shouted.

"Pffff, that's amazing!" Happy guffawed from behind his paws, seated on Natsu's table.

She put her hands in front of her face and transformed again. This time, Mirajane stood in a gothic aristocrat dress, frilly at the skirt and sleeves with white highlights, complimenting thigh-high stockings with matching boots. It complimented her black hair, sort of.

"And this is my Gajeel face!"

The newly-joined Iron Dragon Slayer spit out his drink.

Next to Natsu, Elfman went cross eyed. "She's… a real man?"

Lucy couldn't help but snicker. There goes that problem.

But Erza was seething. She ruined both of my outfits! Will I have to show everyone… She swallowed. ...my Seduction Armor?!

"Oh, Fairies! Tell me what you think of my entry," said a voice. Erza and Lucy both turned to it… before two blue eyes turned them to stone.

Out in the audience, Natsu stiffened and growled.

"You okay, Natsu?" Happy asked.

"Something's wrong with Lucy…" He stood up. "I'm gonna go find her."

After Natsu found his girl, now a statue, it took three bolts of lightning to get him down when Laxus appeared and revealed his game. The Battle of Fairy Tail began soon after.

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"Hold still!" Lucy chided, pressing the healing salve to Natsu's back.

"It feels weird!" Natsu replied, lying face-down in a hospital bed. "I should be taking care of you, Lucy!"

"You fought Bickslow and Laxus back-to-back, you idiot!" She shoved her hands against his sore muscles, inflamed and aching from the contractions caused by Laxus's lightning. "You wouldn't even let me use my spirits! Let me do this for you."

"Urgh, fine…"

"How'd that happen, anyway?" Cana asked, strolling into the ward room. She was relatively unharmed, having lost to Laxus's underling Freed via asphyxiation, not trauma.

Lucy sighed. "When everyone else took off to fight, Natsu wouldn't let me leave, even if it meant fighting Laxus. He was really shaken, seeing me petrified. After Freed was knocked out and his traps vanished, we searched the town together. Natsu wouldn't let me out of his sight."

She laid a hand on her stomach. "I'm just glad Freed was out by then. I can't imagine what Natsu might've done if we'd walked into a combat trap, if he had to fight me."

Cana's mind flashed back to Juvia, flying into the sky and taking a bolt of lightning so she could KO herself without harming a friend. "I can…"

Cana stared at the Dragon Slayer. She'd known him as an impulsive, rambunctious hot-head with no restraint, no class, all her life.

"Are all Dragon Slayers like that?" Cana asked. Lucy just shrugged.

Cana nudged Natsu's leg. "Hey, Earthland to Natsu!"

Lucy turned his head, revealing his sleeping face. She couldn't help but chuckle. "Figures. Even a raging volcano has to cool off."

"Better here than the sack, right?"

"Cana!"

Now the Card Mage chuckled. "Sorry. Still, I want to ask him about that later. Mind if I stop by after the parade?"

"That's fine," Lucy said. "It's not like I want to monopolize him."

Cana nodded and left, pondering Lucy's phrasing.

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"Lucy? You in?" Cana said, slowly opening the door to Natsu's cabin. For a dragon's lair, it was pretty clean. Lucy must've spruced it up, because Cana couldn't imagine Natsu or Happy putting in a big pink throw rug. The bottom floor of the cabin was compact, with a small kitchen in one back corner and what Cana assumed was the bathroom taking up the other back square; she could see light and steam from under the door. In front of the bathroom, a scratching post sat on the rug, and a bookshelf next to a writing desk. The quadrant before the kitchen had a grey ice safe, no doubt housing Happy's fish, tucked beneath a staircase built along the corner and into the upper loft.

"Hello?" Cana called, closing the door behind her.

"Cana?" That was Natsu's voice. "That you?"

"Yeah. I wanted to talk."

The bathroom opened and Natsu's head poked out, his pink hair unwetted so far. "About what?"

"I was wondering…" Cana was also wondering how not to make this awkward, since Natsu probably wasn't wearing anything. "...about you and Lucy. How that all works."

"It-" Natsu's eyes widened with inspiration. "Wanna take a bath with me?"

"Bath?!" Cana yelled. "Natsu, that's…"

"What? No, not that kind of bath!" Natsu insisted. "I just mean there's a lot to say and I got a lotta washing up to do."

Cana frowned and folded her arms. "Since when?"

Natsu hung his head. "Since Luce moved in…"

Now that he mentioned it, Cana couldn't smell the 'guy smell' like she could Gray's place, or any other bachelor pad she'd been taken back to.

"Besides," Natsu said, "we took baths together when we were kids. What's the problem?"

Cana shrugged, a coy smile on her face. "Fine, if you really want to see me naked that much."

Now Natsu frowned and ducked back inside. "Lemme face the wall first."

Cana paused, slipped into the bathroom and-

"Woah."

-found a completely different building: tiled floors, multi-person porcelain tub, running shower head, mirror and sink in an alcove behind the wall that separated this room from the back of the kitchen, not to mention an actual flush toilet.

"Yeah, Lucy asked for it," Natsu said, standing ankle-deep in water. He continued as Cana began to strip. "Had to add more space to the back. Worked out, because I ditched my hammock and added the second floor to make a bedroom for us, plus the baby. Probably gonna knock down the side wall, too. Our kid's gonna need more space."

The shower running over Natsu's back, those muscles, wasn't what Cana envied about Lucy. The fact Lucy had a man who did and paid for all of this just to make her happy, who was already thinking months, years, into their future? That was envious.

And that's why Cana had to know: were there any more dragon-like men for her to catch?

So, trying not to stare at those dee-licious muscles, Cana dropped her panties and slung all of her clothes over the toilet tank. Her sandals came off last, after which she stepped in the bath and turned around.

"So," she said, "about Dragon Slayers…"

"What're you looking to know?"

Cana thought for a moment. "First off, know any Slayers besides Gajeel?"

"There's Laxus-"

"Laxus can eat a bag of dicks," Cana interrupted.

"Sure can," Natsu chuckled, "but besides him? Nah. Haven't met any."

Cana sank a little and tried not to groan. So much for the old 'does he have a brother' tactic.

"Next question, then. That mating mark Lucy told me about, do all slayers do that?"

"Probably," he said. "Igneel told me it's a dragon thing, and Gajeel seems like he's got a little dragon in him besides his magic."

She heard his feet turn in the water. "Want me to wash your back?"

Cana shrugged. "If you want."

Moments later, she felt his… Warm, strong hands massaging her back. Now Cana groaned, with delight.

"You okay?" Natsu asked.

"Aaaah… Honestly?" Cana set her chin on the edge. "I'm jealous. All this time I've been trying to find a boyfriend, and the kind of guy I'm looking for already got away."

"Who's that?" Natsu asked, still digging into her back. "The kind of guy, I mean."

"Basically you," Cana admitted, carefree knowing he was taken. "I never dated men from Fairy Tail because they were all immature, impulsive, womanizing, or all three. Had a couple good lays with some of the girls, a couple one-offs with guys from other guilds, but no one I enjoyed waking up next to. Then I find out one of those impulsive, immature morons is actually a super-devoted caregiver, a good lay, and probably going to be a great dad someday, but the only way I find out is through his girlfriend." She shuddered as she felt a knot in her back untie.

"Me? Seriously?" Natsu asked.

"Not anymore," said Cana. "I'm not about to steal you from Lucy. After all the crap she's had to deal with, she deserves you."

"...And what do you deserve?"

Cana failed to notice the heat in Natsu's breath as it washed over her neck.

"I don't deserve anything," Cana admitted, "but what I want is to find the right guy, get hitched, and be as happy as I remember my mom being. Just wish I'd given you a chance."

"...Oh. Okay."

"Huh?!"

Cana's eyes nearly flew out of her skull when she felt Natsu massage her breasts.

"What the hell, Natsu?!" she cried, silently begging him not to stop. It was wrong, it was unfair to Lucy, but damn did it feel good.

"Another thing about dragons and Slayers," Natsu said, "is they're not always… 'monogamous'? Is that the word?"

Now she felt his breath, along with his tongue. Natsu was quickly taking the place of the faceless Dragon Slayer in the past month and a half's worth of Cana's fantasies.

"Basically, if a dragon finds a compatible mate, they get marked," Natsu softly explained. "But if another dragon accepts the mark…" He put his lips next to her ear. "...that means all three are cool with it."

"What? But… About… Lucy…" Cana panted. Her body was so hot with desire, she felt feverish. What was happening?

"We'll find out once I try to mark you," Natsu said, squeezing her tits harder. "You want a Dragon Slayer? Turn around and get one."

His demanding tone put the kibosh on Cana's hesitation. Nobody talked to her like that.

"You want me, fuckboy?" Cana sneered, rolling over and grabbing her fantastic caramelons. "Then stand up and see if your dick can handle these."

Natsu grinned, shrugged, then did so. Cana licked her lips when she saw what he was packing.

So that explains all the fights with Gray, she thought, staring down the cannon in front of her. It really was a dick-measuring contest.

And, to Cana's delight, she couldn't readily name the winner.

"Now you just sit right there, and let my titties give you a wash," Cana said. Pushing them together, Cana reared up and slopped her fat jugs around Natsu's dick. She pushed until her boobs ballooned against his pelvis and his cock was fully enveloped, her hands swabbing the corded muscles on his abs.

"Oh yeah." Cana was drooling. "This'll be a fuck to remember."

"Please," Natsu scoffed. "When I'm done, you'll be lucky to remember your own name."

Cana seesawed her tits with her arms, sliding Natsu's cock side to side like a metronome, and said, "Bet," before leaning forward and gobbling up his tip.

"Ah shit…" Natsu grit his teeth and latched onto Cana's head. Her fingers clawed at him like a wolverine. Natsu was liking this more combative foreplay compared to Lucy's. It sent his dragon instincts wild.

Cana sucked his cock and moved her head around, taking it on a tour of her deep cleavage. Her lover was grunting and growling and sounded like he was one right move away from throwing her off and going feral on her face, pussy, ass, and anything else he could fuck with this monster she was tasting. Hardly the unstoppable sex demon Lucy had mentioned, so Cana decided to widen her open invitation.

When Natsu's dick started to pulse, then twitch, his beastly noises growing in volume, she braced her hands against him and pushed her ass up. Now bent at the waist, seated on the edge of the bath, Cana took a deep breath and closed her eyes.

Then she tapped Natsu's abs and beckoned him to fuck her face.

"Rrragh! Take it!" he roared.

Cana gagged as Natsu grabbed a fistful of her hair and started pounding her throat and lips, open-mouthed and drooling as each thrust was marked by a lustful pant. "Agh agh agh, RGH!"

His cock was swelling, swelling, spreading her throat more with each thrust. It wouldn't be long now.

Cana opened her eyes to gaze up at Natsu's body. He looked like a muscular titan, his fanged mouth far away, separated by miles upon miles of rippling muscles, his face framed by the valley of his pecs, his shoulders like boulders as he forced her to take his cock. One of Cana's hands flew to her pussy and started fingering herself, her eyes rolling back as she felt Natsu's cock swell to its zenith.

"GRRRAAAAAAGH!"

Her long history of guzzling booze made her well-suited to the deluge of cum he shot down her throat, relaxing her muscles and simply letting it flow. The experience wasn't that exciting anymore. What really got Cana going was Natsu's pelvis smothering her nose, so she felt every single gorgeous muscle contract against her face.

Holy shit!

She couldn't cum fast enough. Her pussy and ass clenched and forced a muffled cry along the meat of Natsu's cock. It was good he was well past her windpipe or she would've literally drowned in semen.

Her legs quivered as he slowly pulled out of her mouth. With a pop, his tip left her mouth and finally gave her a moment to cough. Cana pitched forward, having only been held up by his dick. Thankfully, Natsu still had her by the hair and quickly caught her with his other hand.

"Say my name," Natsu commanded.

Cana blinked away the fog in her eyes, feeling Natsu's grip shift from her sternum to her tit. She grinned and said, "Make me."

"Fine. Get up!"

He hauled her to her feet, the shower right above her as he forced her to stand under it. He grabbed the shower head and pulled it off… Cana only now noticed it was detachable, a rubber and metal tube connecting it to the wall.

"Open your mouth," Natsu said. A lusty look in her eye, Cana tipped her head back and did as told. Natsu held the shower head over her mouth and washed it out. Cana gargled the water and semen before spitting it onto the drain outside the tub.

"So," she said, "now wha-"

Natsu cut her off with a kiss. Not just that, he still had a fistful of hair and forced her to him.

Cana moaned and pawed at him as he backed her to the wall. The tile was warm against her back. Her legs came up to catch his hips as he pressed his body against hers, pinning her in place.

She couldn't pull away, so she pushed his face back enough to speak. "Gonna try marking me?"

"Not until I get some of this," Natsu said, gyrating his pelvis and grinding his cock against her clit.

She laid her arms on his shoulders and, with her legs, hoisted herself above his cock. When she felt its tip press against her drenched folds, she whispered, "Try and take it, if you can."

"Put your arms around my neck," Natsu said, and Cana obeyed. "Now hold on tight."

Grabbing her ass and giving that booty a good grope, Natsu slammed her down.

"OH, FUCK THAT'S GOOD COCK!" Cana screamed. She pulled Natsu's head to the crook of her neck, begging for the mark, but Natsu wasn't ready yet. He slipped his arms beneath her legs, put his hands on the wall, and started plowing her. The meaty slaps of his pelvis against her taut buttocks were drowned out by her loud, euphoric screaming.

"AH! AH! YEAH! GET IT! HO-LY FRK!" Her dick-sucking lips curled into a smiling grimace. "HRRRR, YRH! YRH! YRH!"

She felt him kiss her neck. Cana went blind as the magic (not literally) of his kiss sent lightning arcing through her body. So sweet, even as he savaged her slit into a gaping mess. He was pure gold.

"HARDER!" Cana yelled, prying him off her neck and forcing him to stare at her face. "See what you fucking did to me, Natsu? See how much I want this?"

For a moment, his eyes shifted into the narrow slits of a reptile's. Then he pounced and devoured her, kissing, licking, nipping at every part of her lip and neck. All the while, still pound her pussy like the world's naughtiest drum. Cana was stuck in a pitfall trap, her legs folded against her shoulders, the backs of her calves flopping against Natsu's chiseled forearms. She couldn't escape if she wanted. There was no way out of this dragon's clutch, and the thought was making her-

"FUH-! UUH-! UUH-! -UCK!" At last, Cana came, her body spasming and jolting as her pussy squeezed itself into the shape of Natsu's huge dick. His hands slipped behind her back and crushed her to him, her huge titties ballooning between her legs as Natsu juiced her peach and came, his hot spunk gushing into her. Every spurt knocked a mewling croak loose from her lips, her poor throat so abused since she brought it into this tub.

"Guh…" Cana was pretty sure her tongue lolled out, if she cared enough to check. "Huhl… Mmmmm…"

Natsu kissed her again, aggressively probing her mouth with his tongue. The cum-fog had barely faded before her vision was filled with stars again. This time, it was because he was slowly lifting her off his salami stick and allowing her body to unfold. Her g-spot didn't care; friction was friction and cock was cock.

"How's that?" Natsu asked.

Cana's feet touched the floor and immediately slipped, draping herself on Natsu again. Her face mushed against his chest.

"Mmmmh. Hubba hubba," she said to his pec. "Barkeep, can I get another one?"

Finding her balance, Cana put the still-running showerhead back in its holster. She then put her hands on the wall below it, twerking her delicious booty beneath the water.

"Shaken, stirred, however you want to make it," she added.

Natsu's breathing was heavy, his cock swelling with blood and arousal once again. He stepped forward, aiming his bulbous tip at Cana's pristine pink pussy, teasing it with another savage fucking. Neither of them heard the bathroom door open, and as Natsu slowly forced Cana's cunt to accept him again, drawing out whimpers of need…

"Natsu?! CANA?!"

Lucy had returned home, quite distraught.


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