Disc One: New to Conton! Meet Neoru and Dina!

Conton City.

It fuckin sucks.

(OP: '2 Can Win' by J Dilla)

Back where we left off, our 'mysterious swordsman' called forth the mystic dragon Shenron. With his help he was able to summon 3 kool kidz with the potential to do and, probably more important, get, good. Forwarding about 2 days, we now follow the whereabouts of 2/3s of this trio as they try to get familiar to this new terrain. And speaking of...

By a particularly shady spot in the Recreational Sector, two bushy-tailed fellows pushed a slightly less buff bushy-tailed fellow into a wall.

"What's wrong ya fuckin' dweeb? Too chicken to fight back? Leave that saiyan pride at home or did you just down some pussy juice on your way outta Bitch City?"

"C-come on, Choy, I just want to head home! There's no reason for this senseless violence!"

These bushy-tailed folk are known as Saiyans. Or Saiya-Jin, pick your poison. Anyway, they're the resident Warrior Race and prominent species in Conton. Each seems like they've got their own stories to tell, and in each one, they're the main characters. Tons of famous - and infamous - faces in spacetime belong to the saiyan race, including the renowned Son Goku and Vegeta. But we'll get back to these guys later.

"Gods, Fenel, you're pathetic!" groaned the woman of the pair. "I've seen bigger testicles on Namekians!"

"Why are you guys so mean to me?" Fenel pleaded. No, he isn't the protagonist of this story. He's over there.

"Hey, assholes!"

"HUH!?" the saiyan pair roared in unison, turning their backs in perfect sync.

There stood Neoru.

One of the newest additions to this bizarre town, Neoru's a 5'7, 15 year old human. He wore a dark-grey, stitched-to-hell and damaged vest/duster hybrid over a formerly-white, equally dingy and torn undershirt advertising some sort of fast food joint. His capri were beige-esque and baggy, and his feet were equipped with brown, worn running shoes that were all the rage in the 770s. Most peculiar, though, was what was on his back; covering the crude, tribal dragon marking stitched on his back was a backpack that, while serving as a makeshift sheathe for a curved, oddly silver-esque and blatantly used fusion between a club and a sword, still notably carried things like food.

"Something wrong, human?" slowly growled the woman named Kara.

Neoru shifted his dangerous, violet, voidish eyes in her direction and spoke:

"Do you know where a bathroom is?"

"H-Huh?" muttered Choy, taken aback by the strange kid's anticlimactic request.

"fuckin huh me-DO YOU KNOW WHERE A BATHROOM IS?"

"A...bathroom."

Fenel attempted to acquire some assistance regarding his current predicament. "H-help?" he stammered in a voice too soft to be heard.

"Jeez, i-it's like... the thing you go to when you need to take a squat or piss, so you don't have to go on the ground? They have a lot of those here, right?"

"...I, err..." Kara slowly pointed toward the Business Sector. "Most restrooms over there usually aren't that occupied this time of day. Try that."

"Mhm, thanks." Neoru made a brisk jog in the direction of the building cluster before being stopped. "Hey, wait a minute!" Choy shouted. "I, no, WE aren't just gonna let you get away after that! Get back here!"

"Huh? No, it's whatever," Neoru casually brushed the two aside before making a break for the Business Sector.

"I said get back-"

"HEY!" a female voice blared from afar, capturing the two saiyans' attention.

"Let that kid alone!"

This is Dina.

"I meant... leave... shit!"

She's also a saiyan. And a human. She's half-and-half, really. About 16 and 5'6 in height, she wore a red tank top hoodie adored by light-red highlights over a blue, long-sleeved undershirt. Her lower body was topped with sky-blue jeans and a pair of black-green-white sneakers. A spiky, fringed brunette bob cut - some of it coming down her back and over her shoulders, some off her forehead in thick bangs - nestled atop her head, and ruby-red eyes narrowed in anger at the two troublemakers. She had an elegant, pristine accent, one that was overshadowed by her thuggish way of tone and speech. She also happens to be our second protagonist, and a new recruit to Conton City.

"Want another shot at that entrance, hero?" Kara retorted, pissing off Dina even further.

"Heh, as if, you walking pine tree!" (Although saiyans share the trait of ludicrous hairstyles, Dina's hair was better by just barely.) "One take's all I need! Now step off the kid, prick! Unless you wanna end up on the floor!"

"You sure talk big, kid. Don't you have school or something?"

"Oh I am just a riot to you, huh?"

Choy decided to step in. "Yyyyep. That's a pretty good description-"

Dina's foot cut off the retort, sending Choy reeling back in pain and Kara reeling in shock.

"You... you cheap bitch!" Choy roared. "I'm gonna send you to the ER!"

Dina smirked as she took up a pseudo-boxing stance. "I'll knock the both of you out, no sweat!"

"T-THANKS!" Fenel yelled as he scurried off, catching the attention of Dina's ego.

"Huh-yeah!" Dina coyly laughed, turning towards the sheepish saiyan and dropping her guard. "No prob-"

Dina woke up in the resident ER.

Neoru was observing the pictures in a magazine while simultaneously attempting to learn how to read. Noticing Dina's ever-so slight movement, he looked towards to bed at two hate-ridden irises boring a hole through his head.

"Maybe... if I look at him hard enough... his head'll... explode..."

"You uh... you ok there, buddy?"

She thought back to the image of Neoru scampering off at her time of definitely not need. She growled internally and cursed his name. "Hate... hate all two'a ya... Mrrph!" Dina briefly recoiled in pain due to injuries. She let out a sigh and looked upwards at a slow-spinning ceiling fan as her mind took her back to about 2 days earlier, when this bizarre fiasco began...

Yo! OP Here.

So I wanted to address a few more things I never got the chance to last time we talked.

So for this story, I'm gonna be changing some stuff about the main series. Don't worry, it won't be Earth shattering changes or anything. It'll just be stuff to add lore to the story or depth to existing characters. Primary events to the DB continuity will still play out the same (minor changes are inevitable, but we'll cross that bridge when we get there).

Also, sorry for the slow build. Trying to set a pace, you know? Trust me, it was gonna be a LOT more boring, but I changed how the story would kick off last-minute. Remember, criticism is encouraged, so long as it's critique. Naw, screw that, as long as it's either critique or funny.

Next chapter'll be covering our missing 3rd big guy and royal dude, as well as covering the events soon after the 3 got transported. It'll also explain the human situation and halfbreed potential, so...that's nice. So if you're there, stay tuned.

See ya.