Note: This series is not meant to be identical to the original comedy, this is a bit more adult drama.
The Camera fades into the episode where the 'Drake And Josh' logo is shown but is way more dark and spooky and instead glitches and says "Drake vs Josh".
INT. BELLEVIEW HIGH SCHOOL - INDOOR BASKETBALL COURT/STADIUM - DAY
The Camera fades into the school showing every room that leads to the big basketball court, everyone's excited screaming at the top of their lungs as it's team Belleview vs Team BXW as Money Power Respect by Childish Major plays in the background of the epic game
It's a very competitive game and the score is BXW (60) to Belleview (62), whoever gets the next point wins as everyone's sweating Drake is eyeing the ball
One of Team BXW Members throws it which Drake out of nowhere catches, and with everyone trying to rush him he shoots his shot and...
SCORES!
He puts the score 60-65 leading Team Belleview for the win as everyone celebrates
Drake regroups with his team and coach over by the bleachers
Drake
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Team/Everyone
YAAHHHHHHHHHH
Everyone's celebrating
Coach Benson
Aye Drake that's the gameball for the 12th game in a row...
Drake smiles more
Coach Benson
You gone go big boy...
Everyone agrees as the cheers and celebration continue
Drake walks out the basketball court room to the busy and packed hallway sweating as ever
Suddenly, hes stopped by his 10 cheerleader girlfriends and they give him a congrats cheer as the music continues
Cheer Squad
GO DRAKE YOU WON YOUR OUR FAVORITE BUNNY BUN!
They all smiles and kiss Drake each
Drake feels like he's on top of the world right now and keeps walking as the music fades
INT. SAN DIEGO RICH NEIGHBORHOOD/BEVERLY HOMES - DRAKES MILLIONAIRE MANSION - DAY
Drake walks into his house/Moms after getting out his personal driver's limousine
Drake
Mom I'm home!
Drake walks into the kitchen to find his mom, Audrey Parker making a giant lunch
Drake (confused)
Uhhh why are you making a feast...?
Audrey looks confused
Audrey
Did you forget?
Drake looks confused
Audrey
Josh and My Fiance are moving in today!
Drake groans
Audrey
What's wrong?..
Drake
You know I hate both of them.
Audrey
Look Josh is a nice, smart and caring boy, and Walter is a smart romantic man.
Drake
So we have Nerd and Dumbo?
Audrey sighs
Audrey
Just do this for me...?
Audrey makes puppy eyes and Drake hates hurting his mom so gives in
Drake
Fine.
Audrey continues mixing and seasoning until she hears a knock at the door
Audrey
Oh must be them!
Drake sighs as he and Audrey walk over
They open the doors and we switch to Josh's POV as he and Walter can't contain their emotions seeing the gigantic millionaire mansion and the bright lights of a rich neighborhood as Fly Away by Five Seconds Of Summer plays in the background
Josh (in shock)
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamnnnn
The music continues as Walter hugs Audrey and Josh and him walk inside slowly still in shock and observing the big place
Josh finally turns to Drake
Josh (extra smiley and jolly)
Hug Me Brotha!
Drake pushes Josh as the music stops and gets a bit more serious
Audrey and Walter head to the kitchen leading Drake and Josh face to face in the doorway
Drake
Asbury Park! City of Nerds, Beaches and Arcades!
Josh smiles
Drake gets serious and warns Josh
Drake
Your a long way from home.
Josh is confused
Josh (stuttering)
Well what do you- mean?
Drake
Well here is Beverly we don't accept softies and losers so word of advice... stay out of my way.
Drake walks off shoving Josh in the process as Josh realizes this stay isn't going to be sunshine as the camera cuts to later on the kitchen everyone's having dinner at the table
Drake is still mad so decides to try and embarrass Josh
Drake
Um So Josh... What are you like?
Josh is confused and a bit scared
Josh (stuttering)
What do you mean...?
Drake (mocking)
What What what do you-mean
He then gets hostile
Drake
I mean what do you do for a living!
Josh stammers
Josh
Oh uh... I like Cooking, Grades, School, Tennis...
Drake cuts him off
Drake
Just as I expected
Walter can feel tension so quickly changes the subject
Walter
Well uh this foods amazing honey
Walter and Audrey begin flirting leading Drake to give an evil look which Josh sees before continuing eating
INT. SAN DIEGO RICH NEIGHBORHOOD/BEVERLY HOMES - DRAKES MILLIONAIRE MANSION - LATER THAT EVENING/SUNSET - DRAKE AND JOSHS ROOM
Drake leads Josh to their new shared bedroom which Josh is stoked for, but Drake is sour
Josh
Woahhhhhh... This place is awesome
Drake
Look just stay on your side and ill be on mine got it?
Josh would normally back down but is too curious
Josh
Dude don't take offense to this but.. why are you being so shitty?
Drake gets serious and they start facing off
Josh
Ever since I met you you've just been like aggressive and mean to me
Drake gets loud
Drake
You wanna know why?
Josh nods
Drake
Because I know your just here for the rich mansions, nice cars, and millionaire life you don't actually give a shit about me.
Josh stays quiet for a moment
Drake (sarcastic and rambling)
Welcome to Rich Life you poor piece of shit, My Little Sister Megan is a social butterfly, My School is the top 5 in the nation, Nice Cars, Great Weather welcome Joshy.
Drake throws his bags and leaves the room slamming the door
Josh throws his bags in rage as well
Josh (yelling)
Fuck!
The camera cuts to black immediately
Finally, it fades back on as the next morning Josh is heading downstairs in his unfamiliar home for breakfast as morning jazz music plays in the background
Josh finally makes his way to the kitchen as everyone expect Drake greets him with a good morning
Walter
Hey Son!
Josh sits down as everyone's eating some food breakfast as Eggs, Bacon, Potatoes and Fruit
Audrey
How'd you sleep?
Josh stretches
Josh
Ya know a couple Dreams couple Nightmares.
Audrey
So boys what's your plans for today?
Drake
Well after Basketball Practice and school I'm gonna finish up some assignments and get ready for Zee's party tonight.
Audrey (warning)
Well this is for 70% of your grade... You cannot fail this one again.
Drake smiles uncomfortablely
Megan (being annoying)
Sounds like the perfect time to show Josh around and introduce him to some of your friends
Josh/Drake
What?
Audrey
Good idea Sweetie!
Megan smiles evily
Josh (knowing the outcome)
Nah I don't wanna Jam Drake's tunes...
Drake
Yeah he don't wanna Jam me up.. Mom...
Audrey
Well Josh starts school Monday and you two are gonna be stepbrothers so need to bond
Megan/Walter
I agree!
As the decision is made Josh and Drake have a heated staredown across the table as Lovin On Me by Jack Harlow begins to play in the background with the staredown continuing until finally cutting away with the music continuing
INT. SAN DIEGO RICH NEIGHBORHOOD - CITY STREETS - DAY
Drake and Josh are riding in Drake's sundown red race like convertible through the city on the way to school
INT. SAN DIEGO RICH NEIGHBORHOOD - BELLEVIEW HIGH SCHOOL - OUTSIDE FIELD DAY
Josh is blown away at the gigantic rich school, it has a Swimming Class with dozens of pools, every sport ever imagined, pretty girls and is basically identical to Bel Air Academy or another rich school as Josh and Drake are walking on the busy field
Josh
Belleview High...
Drake
Yep. Top 5 High School In The Nation
Josh
This place is like a luxury college campus or a resort
Drake
Jackpot.
Drake
Look I wasn't trying to be mean about what I said yesterday.
Josh stops Drake
Drake
I'm just saying we have a different set of rules and vibe here... If you wanna make it out you gotta quit with these nerdy shit. Follow my lead
Josh
But we are nothing alike why would I follow your badass lead?
Drake feels disrespected
Drake
Well I am one of the most popular guys here so I run the place almost
Drake grabs his basketball and starts walking off
Drake
Later nerd!
Josh
Wait what do I do???
Drake
As long as it doesn't involve embarrassing me I really don't give a fuck!
Drake walks off leaving Josh is the hot sun confused and lost
Josh looks over to the cheer Squad side and falls in love with one of the girls so starts approaching her
Josh
Hey...
The girl turns
Mindy
Hi!
Josh
I'm Josh...
Mindy
Mindy Crenshaw, Valedictorian
Josh
Same!
The two being bonding
Josh
I love studying,
Mindy
Same
Mindy
I love cooking food for my sister...
Josh (slowly realizing)
Same...
Josh
I heard there's a party tonight you coming?
Mindy smiles and looks confused
Mindy
Wait... Are you asking me out?
Josh
I mean I only asked if you were going to the party...
Mindy smiles
Mindy
I'm thinking about it...
Josh
Well I hope to see you again.
Josh and Mindy smile at each other as the camera cuts to Josh walking into the busy locker room only to see Drake with another girl
Josh (yelling)
YOOOOOOOO
Drake looks confused
Josh
Dude this isn't the girl you was kissing yesterday...
The girl looks upset and runs off
Drake
No No-
Realizing she's gone he turns to Josh intensely and they staredown.
Drake
What the fuck is your problem!
They start arguing
Josh
Yo what's yours???!!! You cheating now?
Drake sighs
Drake
I'm not cheating I'm playing...
Josh
Alright then I see who you are now.
Josh turns to leave
Drake keeps talking
Drake
I been seen who you are. Fuckin loser
Josh stops angrily and his blood starts boiling as intense music plays
Josh turns to Drake
Josh wants to swing so bad but holds it in due to his reputation and instead walks off which Drake cracks a smile on
INT. SAN DIEGO RICH NEIGHBORHOOD - CITY STREETS - DAY
Josh is at a rich summer golf course to clear his head while Billionaire by Travie McCoy plays in the background
He wants to be stepbrothers with Drake but Drake is a massive problem but remembers what Audrey and Walter said about them needing to bond.
He must decide if he wants to try and make 'Drake and Josh' work for his family or kill it off and end everything.
The music continues as a wide shot of Josh standing in the golf course is shown, Where To?