Note: This series is not meant to be identical to the original comedy, this is a bit more adult drama.
The Camera fades into the episode where the 'Drake And Josh' logo is shown but is way more dark and spooky and instead glitches and says "Drake vs Josh".
INT. SAN DIEGO RICH NEIGHBORHOOD - CITY STREETS - DAY
Josh is walking out of the golf course trying to think about what to do with his new life in San Diego and old life in Asbury Park
After standing quiet in the sun for a while, he begins walking home as upbeat music and we transition to Drake/Audreys mansion
INT. SAN DIEGO RICH NEIGHBORHOOD/BEVERLY HOMES - DRAKES MILLIONAIRE MANSION - DAY
Drake walks into the kitchen with a tanktop, black socks with slides ready to get a snack before the big school party
Megan walks in
Megan
What are you doing boob?
Drake turns a bit offended but shrugs it off
Drake
Getting ready for the party tonight.
Megan
Oh cool, is Josh going?
Drake sighs
Drake
What is with everyone in this damn house in making "Drake and Josh" a thing.
Megan (annoyed)
I'm just asking..
Drake is annoyed as well
Megan (confused)
Why do you hate him so much?
Drake (Annoyed and getting loud)
Cause he's an annoying nerdy scrawny bitch dude.
Megan sighs and walks off annoyed
Drakes mood feels ruined, once again cause of Josh who walks into the kitchen after getting home
Drake
Hey do you have to act like a leash?
Josh
What?
Drake (pissed off)
Because of you everyone wants us associated.
Josh (educating)
No Drake that's how the system works were supposed to be stepbrothers…
Drake
You're a fucking dog!
They both start getting loud and aggressive
Josh
And you're a goddamn idiot!!!
Walter and Audrey rush in to stop the commotion before the two fight
Audrey
What is going on in here…
Josh
Can you please tell Drake to stop hating on me any chance he gets?
Drake
Can you tell Josh to stop being a fucking leash?
Audrey
Enough!
Walter feels sad
Audrey
You guys are going to that party together
Drake/Josh
What!
Audrey
You heard me. You guys need to become stepbrothers
Everyone gets quiet
Walter and Audrey eventually walk away
INT. SAN DIEGO RICH NEIGHBORHOOD/BEVERLY HOMES - DRAKES MILLIONAIRE MANSION - WALTER AND AUDREYS ROOM - LATER THAT EVENING
Walter and Audrey are having a serious discussion
Audrey
If the boys can't even have a conversation together without getting loud how are they going to be stepbrothers…
Walter
Your right. They just can't stand each other…
Audrey
What if….
Audreys voice breaks as she's about to cry
Audrey (emotional)
What if this new family was a mistake?
Walter comforts her
Walter
No please don't say that… it was meant to be
Audrey
No WE were meant to be.
Walter gets sad as well
Audrey
If the boys do not get along by the end of the school year in a month our wedding this summer is off.
Walter is stunned as Audrey goes in the bathroom to keep crying as Blackskin Mile by Olly Sholotan plays in the background
INT. SAN DIEGO RICH NEIGHBORHOOD/BEVERLY HOMES - MILLIONAIRE BEACH HOUSE MANSION - NIGHT
Drake and Josh arrive at San Diego beach for the mansion party, they're both in a very bad mood
Josh
Can we just… split up?
Drake
Are you fucking kidding me?
Josh
What now!
Drake
Mom and Walter said we had to BOND HERE
Josh
Well if you're just gonna keep being mean to me I don't want to.
Josh is about to walk off but Drake stops him
Drake (hating)
I find it real funny how if I were to walk off I would get scolded, but with you you're the star player.
Drake let's Josh go and walks off without him as Josh stands alone in the neon lights of the beach house
Boom by WEARETHEGOOD plays in the background as we are treated to a montage of the party, Teen Boys are drinking and doing drugs with hot girls, people are playing tennis, Volleyball on The Beach, in neon lights luxury pool or hot tub, or they're inside the mansion, or over on the beach sitting near a fire as the sun goes down.
The montage finally ends as Josh heads inside the neon pool sitting down just relaxing like it's an ice bath, he's reflecting on everything that's been happening recently
Drake and his friends are doing Xanax until realizing Josh is sitting in the pool alone
Wes (laughing)
Look at that fucking nerd he thinks it's an ice bath
Everyone else of Drakes friend laugh as well except Drake..
Ricky
You gotta get rid of him ASAP. Why you always hanging with that dumbass?
Everyone laughs
Drake
My mom and his dad got engaged so now they're trying to make us a whole new family type shi idk…
They all stop laughing as get pretty serious, some have a smile on their face still but the laughing sound stops as they continue staring at Josh as beat music.
Wes
We'll handle that problem.
Drake is confused as the camera cuts to drone footage hovering over Josh in the pool… Where To?