Disclaimer: I do not own The Fairly OddParents. This is a fan-made reboot of the original animated series. The Fairly OddParents belong to Nickelodeon and Butch Hartman.

The Fairly OddChildren

Chapter 1: Cosmo and Wanda

It was a late night in the town of Dimmsdale. Timmy Turner and his sister, Chloe, were going to be watched by a babysitter named Vicky while their parents were going out to the movies for the night. "Timmy and Chloe just love making new friends, don't you kids?" said Mr. Turner. Before Timmy could interject, Vicky immediately hugged the two ten-year-old kids close to her face. "Oxygen," said Timmy. "Darkness!" said Chloe, in the same claustrophobic manner. "Have fun at the movies!" said Vicky as the adults left the house. As soon as they did, she slowly closed the door and her demeanor changed from nice to nasty. "Alright, squirts. Three things: One: Stay out of my way, Two: Go to bed early, Three: Do the dishes." "Mom told YOU to do them!" Chloe shouted after Vicky dropped both her and her twin brother to the floor. Vicky, however, threatened to show their mom her Chix magazine if they didn't do the dishes. "That's not mine!" said Timmy. "Mom will never believe you." "Oh, I wouldn't say that," Vicky began slyly. "It works great at my house. Just ask my little sister." She immediately dialed her home phone and the sound of a woman screaming could be heard on the other end. "Alright, alright! We'll do it," said Chloe, reluctantly. Vicky then offered to order everyone a pizza as a reward for doing chore. The twins started for the kitchen, but Timmy turned around and said, "No anchovies!" before heading into the other room.

After one hour, the twins finally finished the dishes and were exhausted. They made their way towards the couch were Vicky was finishing up the pizza that she had ordered. "What gives? You ate all the pizza!" Chloe snapped. "Relax twerp," said Vicky. "I saved you two a piece." She showed the two the last slice, which was covered in anchovies. The two kids screamed in horror after realizing what she had done and ended up passing out on their bunk beds. Eventually, Vicky splashed water on them, snapping them out of their anchovy coma. "Wouldn't want you two to miss your bedtime." "We're not tired," said Timmy. "We could watch your favorite television show," said Vicky. "The World of Lip Gloss. It's on The Make-Up Channel." Chloe screamed and hid under her covers. "That's just wrong," she said in frustration. "That's YOUR favorite show," Timmy said to his teenage babysitter. "Oh, so it is," said Vicky evilly. She then laughed wickedly and left the twins alone their room. "Very funny!" snapped Timmy, slamming the door.

Chloe peeked out from under the covers and sat up on the top bunk of the bed. "That girl HAS to be made up pure evil," she said, folding her arms. "My thoughts exactly, Chloe," said Timmy, reaching for his Magic 9 Ball. He shook it and asked it, "When will my parents be back from the movies?" The ball showed him the answer, which displeased both kids. "Titanic: Director's Cut?! They'll be there all night! Man, that's dumb!" He tossed the ball against the wall, causing it to crack open and reveal two fairies with green and pink hair. "Hey, Timmy!" said the pink one. "Hey, Chloe!" said the green one. "I'm Cosmo," he said. "And I'm Wanda," the pink-haired one replied. "And we're… YOU'RE FAIRY GODPARENTS!" the two of them said in unison. "AAAHH! Stranger danger!" shouted Chloe. "Call the cops. DO IT NOW!" "If I do it, will you calm down?" snapped Timmy. "Yes," she said. "Hold it, Tiger," said Wanda, making a railroad crossing gate appear in front of the bedroom door in his path. "You can't tell anyone about us." "If you do, we'll just go away forever," warned Cosmo. "Why?" asked Chloe as she jumped down from her bed. "That's what the rule book says," replied Wanda as she made a large purple book called Da Rules appear from her wand right on the kids. "There's lots of rules Timmy and Chloe," said Cosmo. "Why are you here?" asked Timmy. "We want to help you," said Cosmo, who then explained that they're pure magic. "We grant wishes," laughed Wanda.

Just then, the fun stopped when they heard Vicky coming up the stairs and slam the door open. "What's going on in here?" she ordered. The twins were quickly back on their bunks before Vicky entered and the fairies had immediately transformed into a pair of goldfish. "Nothing," said Timmy. "What's with the fish?" she asked. "Uh, those our godfish," he stammered. "Uh, he meant to say goldfish," Chloe said nervously. "Fish are riddled with germs," said Vicky. "I wouldn't want you two getting sick. Maybe I should flush them!" "NOOOOOOOOO!" the twins screamed. "Should we do something?" Cosmo asked his wife. "They've got to wish for it, first," replied Wanda. "I hate that rule," he said in annoyance. "I'm calling a union meeting," she said. "I want these disgusting creatures out of here," demanded Vicky as she stormed out of their room. "OR IT'S TOILET TIME FOR THE TWO OF THEM!" She slammed the door behind her as Chloe climbed down from her bunk bed. The fairies then transformed back into their regular form once the coast was clear. "Sweet girl," said Wanda, sarcastically. "I love her fangs," said Cosmo. "You grant wishes, right?" asked Chloe. "Sure do," said Cosmo, proudly. "And we love clients with creative imaginations," said Wanda, enthusiastically. Chloe whispered into her brother's ear and snickered evilly. "On it," he said, winking at his sister. "I wish for one thing: gelatin."

Meanwhile, Vicky was relaxing in the bathtub to relieve her stress from babysitting all night. Immediately, though, she noticed that the water had turned into gelatin, causing her to scream in terror. "You always were great with desserts, Wanda," said Cosmo, as the fairy couple laughed. "Whipped cream," said Timmy. Almost immediately, whipped cream ejected out of the shower faucet and on to Vicky. "Cherry!" As she stormed out of the bathtub to grab her clothes, a giant cherry landed directly on her, pleasing the two kids. "This is so much fun!" exclaimed Chloe. "Ooh! Ooh! Can you turn her into a giant, chocolate shake?" "May I, pookie?" asked Cosmo. "Of course, stallion," said Wanda. Cosmo readied his wand towards the redheaded babysitter. Instead of turning her into a chocolate shake, however, he accidentally turned her into a giant chocolate snake. The twins screamed in fright and ran out of the room. "She said chocolate SHAKE, not chocolate SNAKE," said Wanda, annoyed as ever. "Oops. My bad," said Cosmo.

Vicky, now a snake, chased the kids around the house with Cosmo and Wanda right behind them. "Kids, wish for something," said Wanda. "I wish she was a fly!" screamed Timmy. The fairies immediately turned their babysitter into a helpless, green fly and equipped with fly swatters. Vicky screamed upon realizing her predicament. She flew into the kitchen against the freezer door for safety. "Frost bite," said Timmy. Cosmo and Wanda, now polar bears, roared at the Vicky fly, scaring her away. "Anything else, you two?" asked Cosmo. Chloe handed them a wish list that she and her brother did while Vicky was fleeing. "You can't do this to me!" screamed Vicky, now human again. "I'm the babysitter!" Just then, Wanda, now a giant baby, sat on top of her. Cosmo, dressed in Groucho Marx glasses, then said, "That's the first time the baby ever sat on the sitter." Vicky screamed for help, but Cosmo just said, "Sorry, the secret word was 'pie.'" He then splatted one right in her face. Vicky tried running away, only for her to end up in the mouth of a whale. Cosmo, as the whale, spat her out and asked, "Sorry, is it my breath?" Terrified, Vicky tried swimming away, but she ended up in a space suit in outer space.

She then noticed two TIE Fighters, one green and one pink, firing lasers at her. Cosmo and Wanda both imitated lines said by a notorious movie character with a black helmet. Vicky dodged the lasers until ducking into one of the moon's many craters. As the ships passed, Vicky cautiously climbed up out of the crater, only for it to become a circus cannon that shot her out and tied her to down to railroad tracks. There, she was met by Timmy and Chloe, dressed up like silent movie serial villains. "Well, Vicky, any last words?" asked Timmy. Wanda was pulling the whistle cord on the Cosmo train as he imitated a train whistle. Scared for her life, Vicky promised to do anything, but was soon woken up by Mr. Turner, revealing to be partially a dream. "Why don't we drive you home, dear?" said Mrs. Turner. "Uh, sure," Vicky said nervously. "Oh, Vicky," said Chloe as she and Timmy came in the living room with a basket full of dirty laundry. "Remember how you said you would hand-wash all of our laundry?" said Timmy, reminding her of the agreement they had. "Laundry?!" asked Vicky in surprise. "Why you little…!" She then noticed Cosmo and Wanda, now in their goldfish forms again. "Sure. I'll do your laundry. I don't know what's going on here… But I'm going to find out!" "See you, Vicky," said Timmy, who then asked his parents if Vicky could come back and babysit them again. "Looks like we'll be here a while," said Cosmo, happily. Both he and Wanda laughed as they went into their castle in the fish bowl. They knew that they would be with Timmy and Chloe for a long time.

THE END

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