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The Fairly OddChildren
Chapter 5 – Jeff the Elf
One sunny afternoon in Dimmsdale, the school bus arrived at the Turner residence, dropping off both Timmy and Chloe, who had just graduated from Fourth Grade. "Whoopee, only eight years of school to go," said Timmy, unenthusiastically. "At least we've got our fairy godparents to cheer us up," said Chloe, as she skipped to the house with her brother. "Yessiree," said Timmy in agreement as they walked towards their room. "It sure gives me a warm fuzzy to know that they'll be around forever." He opened the door and Cosmo informed them that they were leaving. Wanda put a make-up box on top of all of their belongings for travel. "You're leaving us?" Chloe asked in shock. "That's right, kiddos," said Wanda, as she made the rule book appear. "According to the rules, every 450 years each godparent must get their license renewed at the Godparent Academy!" explained Cosmo. Wanda then explained that theirs were due to expire pretty soon. "You mean we'll be godparentsless?" asked Timmy. "Just for a little while," said Wanda. "We've contacted the Fairy Godparent Agency and they'll be sending over a replacement any minute," said Cosmo. Just then, there was a knock on the bedroom door. "It's almost like I'm psychic!"
Timmy opened the door and both he and Chloe were shocked to see a short man with an orange tuft of hair sticking out of his costume standing in the doorway. "Agency sent me," said the man. "Cool, another magic dude. What's your cool magic name? Voltron? Captain Zapula? Mezmero?" said Timmy, playing with the bell on his hat. "I'm Jeff, don't touch the bell," said the replacement. "You seem a bit short to be a godparent," Wanda pointed out. "Look, I got the wings, I got the wand. What more do you want?" said an aggravated Jeff. "Alright, you guys, you can go," said Timmy, who then urged them to hurry back with their renewed licenses. The two fairies vanished to the Godparent Academy to get their licenses renewed as soon as possible. "Now that Mr. and Mrs. Hilarious are gone, what say we raid the fridge?" asked Jeff, going towards the kitchen. "Wait! You're supposed to grant our wishes, remember?" said Chloe, dragging Jeff back into the bedroom. "Oh yeah, right. I'm a godparent. Okay, what do you want?" said Jeff. Chloe thought about a wish then suggested a new toy. Jeff raised the wand up and made a teddy bear appear in her hands. "A teddy bear!" she squealed. "I'll call you Mr. Huggyface." "Yeah, well, toys are my specialty," said Jeff, looking a little impressed. "How about we go to the beach?" suggested Timmy. "Okie dokie," said Jeff as he made a pail and shovel appear. This did not impress Timmy at all, as he wanted to go the real beach. "Just get in the bathtub and pretend you're at the beach," said Jeff who then called Timmy and Chloe Jimmy and Cindy, not knowing their names. The twins kept trying to correct him as he spat out different names, much to their annoyance.
While this was going on, Cosmo and Wanda made their way across a rainbow bridge to their home of Fairy World, all the way to the Godparent Academy, where fairies got their licenses. "Well, it shouldn't be too bad," said Wanda, reassured that it wouldn't take them long at all. "We just take a couple of easy tests and get right back to Timmy and Chloe." "No sweat," agreed Cosmo. "Did somebody say sweat?" asked a masculine voice. There was an explosion and from it appeared a tall, muscular-looking fairy who was the most feared in all of Fairy World. He introduced himself as the drill sergeant, Jorgen von Strangle. "So you're a fairy godparent? Where are your wings?" Cosmo asked him. "Too girly," said Jorgen. He pushed a button on his chest and made a jet pack appear on his back. "Where's your magic wand?" asked Wanda. "Too wimpy," he responded. He then showed the fairies his large, glowing red wand. "We go on a five-thousand mile run through the desert of broken glass. Go now!" All of the fairies obeyed his orders and started towards the instructed location.
Meanwhile, back at the Turner residence, Jeff was on the couch eating chips and watching TV. "Hey, aren't you supposed doing some magic?" Chloe asked him, narrowing her eyes. "I changed the channel without getting up, didn't I?" he asked. "Uh, duh! You used the remote!" said Timmy, who was just as annoyed as his sister. Jeff hopped down from the couch and asked what they wanted. "How about a chocolate shake?" said Timmy. "Two of them, actually," said Chloe, wanting one herself. Jeff tried to make one appear, but it resulted in them each holding a jack-in-the-box. "I said we both wanted a milkshake!" clarified Timmy. It's a milk-jack-in-a-shake-box… uh shake," said Jeff, trying to impress them. Up in their bedroom, Timmy ended up getting Jeff a milkshake himself, much to his annoyance. He then asked for a new robot computer game. "I don't know much about computers, but, here goes," said Jeff, making a toy robot appear with his wand. "What's this?" Timmy asked sternly. It's a robot and it fits into the computer like this," said Jeff, jamming the robot into the CD-ROM slot. Chloe ended up screaming in terror upon seeing the computer burst into flames. "Can you at least make a fire extinguisher?" asked Timmy. Jeff made a squirt gun appear in Timmy's hand, much to his annoyance. "We're doomed, aren't we?" asked Chloe, crossing her arms. "Uh, yeah," said Jeff, nervously.
Back at the academy, Jorgen rewarded Cosmo and Wanda for doing well in the jog by having them do 80 million push-ups. The two fairies did push-ups as quickly as they could. Back at their house, Timmy and Chloe were trying to put the fire out with a toy fire truck that Jeff had made for them. "Can't you do anything besides make these useless toys?" asked Chloe. Jeff only responded by crying hopelessly. That's when Cosmo and Wanda sensed that their godchildren were in trouble. By use of his muscles, Cosmo convinced Jorgen to validate their new licenses so that they could get back to Timmy and Chloe. The two fairies appeared just in time for Timmy to wish for the fire to be put out. Before they could grant it, however, a flurry of snow blew through the window and put the fire out. From the snow appeared the one and only Santa Claus. Jeff hid behind Timmy, not wanting to be seen. "Santa, what are you doing here? Summer just started," said Chloe. "Well, little Chloe, I've lost something and I thought it might be… ah! There you are!" said Santa, picking up Jeff. He explained that Jeff was just one of his lazy elves. "So that's why he could only make toys," she said, holding her new teddy bear. Santa left the house with Jeff in his sleigh. "Now that you guys have your new licenses, could you help us dry out the room?" asked Timmy. Cosmo held up his wand and turned the bedroom into a desert. "Not that dry, you idiot!" shouted an irritated Chloe. "Guess I don't know my own strength," said Cosmo, imitating Jorgen. He and Wanda then laughed at the joke, whereas Chloe just slapped her hand on her face. "Why am I not surprised?" she asked herself.
THE END
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