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The Fairly OddChildren
Chapter 8 – Evil Cosmo
It was late one night in the Turner residence. Timmy and Chloe were sound asleep in their bunk beds when their fairy godparents woke them up. "Today's a very special day!" said Cosmo proudly. The twins leapt out of their beds excitedly while still in their pink pajamas. "Is today the day we send Vicky hurdling into a black hole?" asked Timmy. "No, but we'll get on that," said Wanda, making a tape recorder appear to remind herself. The kids then glanced at the alarm clock and saw that it was only 11:59 PM. "What gives? It's almost midnight!" said Chloe, demanding an explanation. "We didn't want you kids to miss one minute of the fun," said Wanda, reeling in the twins with a fishing rod. "Fun? What fun?" asked Timmy as Cosmo and both him and Chloe in a butterfly net. "You know how every day we're nice, sweet and just so darn cute?" he asked. "Yes," said Chloe, clearly still tired. He checked Da Rules, thus dropping the twins in the process saying, "For one day every two thousand years we get to be bad!" "Cool! I've always wanted to be bad for a day! When do we start?" asked Chloe while smiling sinisterly. "Not WE, kiddos. Just one of us," said Wanda, scooping them up with a fly swatter. She then explained that it was Cosmo's turn to be bad and that she was one who caused the dinosaurs to go extinct. As soon as midnight struck, Cosmo grew a curly, black beard on his chin, causing Wanda to comment how it looked better on him than it did her. He then proclaimed that he would be known as Cosmean for 24 hours. "Go look in your bathroom!" he said.
Timmy, Chloe, and Wanda glanced in the bathroom, but didn't notice anything different until Cosmo created soap scum from the sink. He tried laughing menacingly before flying off. Chloe slapped her hand on her face in embarrassment. "Seriously? Soap scum? That's the best thing he could come up with?" said Chloe, in clear annoyance. He then declared that he had destroyed all the Brussels sprouts in the world. "So? I hate Brussels sprouts," said Timmy. Cosmo made a few faces at the twins before running off. "He stinks, doesn't he?" asked Wanda. "Uh, yeah. Obviously," said Chloe, rolling her eyes. "This could be a problem." She checked the rule book to see what the consequences were for not doing truly bad deeds. "It says here that if the bad day isn't used to its fullest, the godparent in question must return for 500 years to train at the fairy academy! And you know how mean that drill instructor can be!" Jorgen then appeared in the twins' kitchen saying that he was looking forward to seeing Cosmo at the academy. He showed the twins and Wanda two menacing dogs that he plans to use on Cosmo if he doesn't do well on his bad day. Jorgen laughed and then suddenly vanished. "Oh no! We got to help Cosmo be bad or we'll never see him again!" cried Timmy.
Later that day, Cosmo tried shocking a cat with static electricity, but ended up shocking himself instead. The cat scratched his shirt and ran off. He cried, knowing that he was just too nice to be just as bad as his wife, Wanda. "Don't worry, Cosmo. We'll help you get bad," said Chloe, now fully dressed in her street clothes with her brother. "You will?" he asked. "Sure. I wish we could meet the baddest person in history and have him give you lessons!" Wanda granted her wish and then an axe was suddenly thrown against the living room wall. Standing right in front them was the leader of the Mongols, Genghis Khan. "What is this place?" he shouted, demanding an answer. "You're in our living room," Timmy answered, enthusiastically as Chloe trembled in fear. "Then I shall conquer this living room and make it mine!" shouted the ancient emperor. Timmy explained that he was summoned to give Cosmo lessons on being bad. "I shall make you the most feared out of my completely mindless Mongols!" "We'll leave you kids alone," said Wanda as she went out of the room with Timmy and Chloe. "Okay, maybe not the best idea I had, but it's worth a shot," Chloe said, hyperventilating.
Six hours later, Genghis Khan introduced Cosmo as Cosmo Khan. "I am Cosmo Khan," said Cosmo, now fully dressed in Mongolian armor. Just then, they heard an extremely familiar voice that sounded like Vicky. The leader of the Mongols explained that she was his babysitter, Vicky Khan. "Wow. Vicky's got a really extended family," said Timmy as Chloe glanced at him nervously. "If we're not out of here in five seconds, I'll see to it that your parents ground you and all your little pals from the big yak slaughter next week!" shouted Vicky Khan furiously. Wanda poofed the Mongols back to their time period to avoid having history get changed. "How do you feel, dude?" Timmy asked Cosmo. "I am Cosmo Khan," he responded. "Feel any badder?" asked Wanda. "I am Cosmo Khan!" he said again. "He seems kind of brainless," said Timmy. "Mindless!" said Cosmo, still under the influence of Genghis Khan. "We have to give him a bad idea quick. There's only a few hours left!" explained Wanda. "Well I know the queen of bad ideas," said Timmy dialing Vicky's number on the landline phone. Vicky answered her phone while eating bon bons in her bedroom. Timmy disguised his voice as he asked Vicky, "If you could be really bad for one whole day, what would you do?" Vicky swallowed her chocolate as Timmy put the receiver up to Cosmo's ear. "Oh, that's easy. I'd blow up the Earth!" she said, laughing. Timmy hung up and the twins laughed nervously. "Isn't that a little bit excessive?" asked Chloe with her eyes twitching. "Are you kidding? It's perfect! I'm off!" said Cosmo, flying into space with everyone else helpless to do anything. Cosmo made a fuse appear on the Earth itself. "What have I done? WHAT HAVE I DONE?!" shouted Chloe in absolute horror. She then screamed at the top of her lungs before fainting. Wanda dumped a bucket of water on her head, bringing her back consciousness. Just then, Cosmo realized that his time of being bad was over, causing everything to turn back to normal. Chloe let out a sigh of relief. "Hooray! The bad day is over!" said Timmy, jumping for joy. "Well, now that I'm not bad anymore, who wants a lollipop?" asked Cosmo. "I do!" the twins said at the same time. "Sorry, I only have one," said Cosmo. "It's mine, Timmy," said Chloe, narrowing her eyes. "No way, Crazy McCrazerson," said Timmy. "What did you just call me?" she shouted in anger. She leapt towards him and the two engaged in an all-out fist fight. When the dust settled, both of the kids were covered in bruises and had black eyes. "Why do we even bother?" they asked in each other.
THE END
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