Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Edric, Emira, Skara, Viney, Boscha, Lilith carrying Hooty, Steve, Jerbo, Barcus, Masha, Vee, Alador, and King were in the ocean splashing about.
Luz was splashing water on Amity, whom was laughing. "Aaaahhhhhh! Luz!"
Viney and Willow were splashing water on their respective partners, whom were hypnotised by their respective biceps having water drip off of them.
So the two decided to find a way to get their partner's back. "Okay, you take the left and I'll take the right."
But Skara wasn't paying attention since she was hypnotised by her girlfriend's body. Hunter snapped his fingers in her face.
"Come on, we gotta focus on the abs." Hunter said before shaking his head. "Hang on, I mean the behind. I mean, behind I mean, right behind them, not-"
Suddenly, the two got hit by a wave, knocking them into the water. Hunter and Skara sat up straight and looked up to see their respective girlfriends staring down at them, flashing their muscles.
"Come on you two, get up." Willow said.
"Or…" Viney flexed her abs. "…Are you…" She flexed her biceps. "…Too weak…" She turned around and flexed her back muscles. "…Too weak…"
Then, Viney was interrupted when Skara splashed water on it. "Shut up, dear."
Meanwhile, Jerbo got water splashed on him from Boscha. Then from Gus and then from Barcus. "Come on, guys. Give me a chance." Suddenly, Jerbo got hit with some water, knocking him on his face.
Elsewhere, King was splashing water about while laughing. Then, he exhaled and wiped his brow. "Woo, I'm a little thirsty." He picked up a pawful of water and drank it. Then, he spat it out of his mouth. "Gross!"
Vee and Masha stared at King with a disgusted ire. "King, why did you drink salt water?"
"I thought it would have tasted like salty water." King replied. "But it doesn't. It just tastes bitter."
Masha gave a deadpan stare. "You just described salt water."
Meanwhile, Alador was splashing water on his oldest kids whom were trying to defend themselves. "DAD!" Edric laughed.
Emira splashed water back at her Dad, who raised his hands in self defence. "Woo! Come on kids, you call that a splash!"
Edric and Emira simultaneously splashed water on their father who kicked a wave back to them. "Ha! That was good. But aren't your new friends going to get a turn?" He pointed at the tanning disasters on their stomachs, causing the twins some annoyance.
"Well, Emira started it." Edric said.
"Only because Edric was supposed to wear a pair of trunks that matches with my bikini." Emira argued.
Alador raised his hands. "Kids! Kids! Look at me, look at me…." He gave them some hard stares before splashing some water on them. "…I don't care."
The twins laughed. They were already liking their Dad's newest behaviour. He was kind of dull before. But for some reason, he was acting like he was at peak youth again.
Eda sat up from her towel to admire the sight. "Dang, do you see that Rainestorm?"
Raine sat up and adjusted their glasses. "You mean Barcus cleaning himself?"
Barcus was licking his thighs while in the water. But then, he noticed a Boscha and Masha watching him.
"What are you looking at?" Barcus asked.
"No, not that, Rainestorm." Eda replied. "Why are you even looking at that anyway? I meant, Alador."
They were seeing Alador carrying Emira over his shoulder as they played chicken against Skara, carrying Viney over her shoulder. With Emira trying to knock Viney over and vice versa.
"I mean, look at him." Eda smiled. "He's laughing and can carry his own kids over his shoulders. I haven't seen him this lively before he got married to Odalia."
"Yeah. It's awfully surreal." Raine remarked.
"I don't know." Darius said unsure of himself. "I feel he's not being himself."
"You mean dull and with a slump on his back?" Eda asked as she slumped her own back to prove a point.
"Alador is not dull." Darius assured her. "He is quite lively. You've seen it."
In a flashback, Alador was bowling. When he rolled his bowl down the lane, he hit all ten pins.
Behind him, Amity, Edric, Emira, Eda, Camila, Vee and Luz cheered while Alador raised his fist in the air in a very dull manner.
"You call that lively?" Eda asked with a deadpan stare.
"He just expresses it his own way." Darius said. "I think he might be having a midlife crisis."
"You're overreacting, Dari." Eda said.
Camila closed the grill and gave a hard stare. "He isn't. Alador is at stage one of midlife crisis."
"You encountered something like this before, Camila?" Raine asked.
"I have." Steam escaped the grill causing her glasses to become foggy. "I did. Many years ago, my Uncle Bruno was approaching fifty. He didn't seem too excited for his birthday. He wasn't very lively. He almost looked as dead as a corpse. But then…" She removed her glasses to clean her lenses. "…A week before his fiftieth, he returned home dressed in a red collared shirt, a pair of beige shorts and aviator shades. He was more lively than I had ever seen him be. He wanted to fit in with a younger crowd. Trying to get in on stuff like Bokemon, or buying the new NWAI album and even skateboarding which was very huge in the 90's. Heck, he even tried using 90's slang which was never hip but everyone did it anyway. But then it went too far. Eventually, he began spending too much money. He spent it a sports car, skydiving, mountain climbing and too much. Heck, he even wasted his life savings. Eventually, that fun ended when he tried paragliding off of a cliff. But he unfortunately didn't check the air velocity or how strong it was. He ended up crashing into the side of the cliff."
Raine, Eda and Darius gasped. "Oh my Titan, is he dead?" Darius asked.
"Oh, he was for seven minutes." Camila replied. "Now, he's happily retired and living in Oregon."
"Oh Cammie, you and Darius are acting like a bunch of paranoid fools!" Eda exclaimed. "Alador is just enjoying himself like he did back in his youth. And it's brilliant."
Camila and Darius however, gave each other some worried glances. They really don't know how far Alador would take it.
Back to the game of chicken, Luz was on top of Amity trying to push Hunter off of Willow. "I'm gonna knock you off!" Hunter declared.
"I don't think so, Hunter." Luz said.
"Oh really?" Hunter asked. "Not even when one of your shoulder straps is down."
Luz looked alarmed. "Wait, which one?!" Having been distracted, Hunter managed to push Luz off of Amity, causing her to fall into the water.
"Luz!" Amity exclaimed while Hunter and Willow laughed.
The human resurfaced and quickly inhaled. She checked her shoulder straps and sighed in annoyance. "Good one, Hunter."
Hunter jumped off of Willow's shoulders. As he did, he stroked her muscular shoulder with his finger. "Well, I had to get you distracted in order to win."
"That would be classed as cheating, Hunter." Amity grumbled.
Willow blew a raspberry. "Just a little fun, Amity."
"Speaking of fun, does anyone have the super soakers?" Luz asked.
"I got em!" Hooty replied before gagging up around twenty super soakers. Either shaped like rifles or pistols and made from an assortment of colours. Such as blue, green, red, orange and yellow.
Upon seeing the plastic weapons placed on the surface of the ocean, there was disgust. "Hooty had the super soakers?" Steve asked.
Boscha gagged. "Don't make me throw up in the ocean!"
Then, Alador picked up the first one, which just so happened to be of a rifle. "Super soaker fight!" Alador screamed.
He filled the weapon with water and squirted it at Boscha, causing her to scream. "MR BLIGHT!"
Upon that declaration, a massive super soaker fight had commenced between the humans and the residents of the Demon Realm.
It was surprisingly intense and very action packed for a super soaker fight. Luz, holding a rifle, was shooting water all over Amity's body.
"Luuuuuzzzz! Ahhh!" Amity, holding a rifle as well, squirted some at Luz right back at her.
Meanwhile, Hunter was spraying some water on Willow with his own rifle. "I got ya!"
But instead of either screaming or laughter, Willow's abs were steaming as the water hit her. Hunter eventually stopped in confusion as well as Willow.
"Okay, that is odd." Willow remarked.
Hunter used the super soaker on Willow's abs again and when the water hit them, the water appeared to evaporate against them, releasing some steam.
"I did not expect that." Willow remarked.
"That's what you get for having rock hard abs." Viney retorted while Skara squirted some water on her's, causing it to evaporate against them.
Masha, holding a water pistol, looked on with a raised brow. "Interesting." Then they were hit in the face by Asoka water that came from their girlfriend, Vee. The basilisk was holding her own rifle and grinned.
"I wonder what got them…" She then noticed Viney and Willow's abs evaporating the water that was squirting on them. "Oh…Right."
While that went on, Alador was busy chasing Lilith with his super soaker. "I got ya!"
Lilith laughed at the feeling of the water hitting her body while shooting back with her own water pistol. "So do I!" She shot Alador in the chest, causing him to fall into the water.
"Oh no you don't!" He shot some water right in her direction, until Hooty got in front of her and took the shot.
Hooty cried out in fake pain. "Oh! I'm wounded! I have been hit by a cold blooded man!" Hooty's body went limp and the Raven Lady managed to catch him. "Write…Write…Write my will for me, Lulu."
Alador shot Lilith in the face before she could respond. "Aahhh!"
"Taking too long!" Alador retorted before using his super soaker to chase down Jerbo. "Hey! Mr Blight! I wasn't ready!"
Lilith, looking annoyed, spat some water from her mouth in annoyance. "Unbelievable."
Meanwhile, Edric was laughing as he squirted his super soaker. "Hey, hey Emira, look." He was squirting his weapon at his sister. But more specifically, in her belly button which was still acting as a mouth to Edric the Conversational Belly. "Look, I'm not neglecting Edric the Conversational Belly's privilege to water like you are."
Emira just stood in place with a deadpan expression as her brother continued to be a nuisance. "How am I even related to you?" Emira asked.
But then the fight evolved into something out of an action movie.
Gus, was dual wielding a pair of water pistols as he jumped to his right. From his point of view, his whole world turned to slow motion.
In his slow mo world, he blasted a ton of people. This included Barcus in his head, squirted Jerbo a ton of times in his chest, stomach and torso: And hit Boscha a ton of times in her stomach.
Then, he landed on the right side of his hip and slide across the ocean right in front of Vee. The basilisk was about to attack, but Gus just squirted her multiple times.
Masha and Steve eventually tried to shoot Gus. But then, the illusion witch rolled to his left while shooting the duo with his pistols.
Then, he jumped back up and pressed his pistol against the head of Edric's. "Uh oh." Then, he pulled the trigger.
Meanwhile, Willow was holding a her own water pistol in her hand as she walked around the shallow waters like she were on the prowl for a target.
Then, from out of nowhere, Boscha jumped out of nowhere and fired some rounds. But somehow, she missed the plant witch.
Willow held the front of Boscha's weapon and tossed her to the waters before firing some rounds at her.
Then she dodged some water coming from the direction to her right and managed to shoot Gus and Steve.
All of a sudden, Jerbo popped out of nowhere and Willow shot him multiple times in his gut. Edric was next to try and take out Willow, but she stunned him by drawing a spell circle, making a light glyph.
As she tried to shoot him, she realised she was low on water. She refilled her weapon by bending down and dipping it in the water and pulling the little plastic thing to help refill it.
She then shot Edric in the head with her weapon.
Meanwhile on the battlefield, King was laying in the shallow water. He pulled himself up, hearing nothing but a ringing in his ear.
He was in such a state shock that all he could do was stare at the carnage that was going on around him.
Boscha was hiding behind a rock looking terrified of the intense carnage. Hands against her head and scrunched up in a fetel position.
Then he saw Lilith looking around the shallow water for her right arm all while avoiding the active water fire. She eventually picked it up and casually began to carry it around the water.
Then, he saw Jerbo lying in the water holding on to his stomach, crying. "Ohhhh! What did I eat? What did I eat?!"
Then the Titan turned to his left and saw right in front of his face, Hooty mouthing something to him that he couldn't hear.
After a bit, he slightly calmed down and began to listen to what Hooty was saying. However, once the ringing calmed down, Hooty was just mouthing something inaudibly.
"What are you saying Hooty?" King asked.
"Oh, nothing." Hooty replied. "I'm just mouthing nothing. Hoot. Hoot." He then slithered back into his porta house, leaving King baffled.
"I will never understand him." He remarked to himself.
Meanwhile, Luz and Amity were hiding behind a wall made from Abomination as a defence fort. They poked out occasionally to blast their rivals.
Soon, after firing a few squirts, they hid behind the wall to discuss a new strategy. "Amity, what's the plan?"
"Luz, I'll take the right, you take left." Amity said.
"Hey, if we win this battle, you owe me." Luz said to her girlfriend.
Amity grinned. "What would I owe you?"
Luz smiled. "A night alone together. Dinner, movie, stroll and a night at your place."
Amity's cheeks turned red at what Luz was implying. "Should it be you who owes me?"
"What would you suggest?" Luz asked.
Amity smiled. "What you suggested."
Luz and Amity leaned in and shared a kiss with each other. "Sounds like a plan." Luz said.
Then, Luz, armed and ready ran out from their defence fort and began charging to engage the enemy. But before she could get ten feet, she got squirted with water right into the left side of her torso.
"LUZ!" Amity cried in distress.
She looked at who took her batata down and it just so happened to be Hunter. The Grimwalker smiled with glee before getting shot in the chest by Amity.
The cotton candy haired witch dragged her girlfriend right behind their defensive fort where she began tending to the water that hit her right in her stomach.
"It's okay Luz, it's just a bit of water." Amity said dramatically.
Luz, pretending she was dying began to fake gag. "Amity…I'm dying."
"Luz, no, you've got so much to live for." Amity pretend whimpered, deciding to play along with the act.
"Amity, the sad thing is I dreamt of an amazing future together with you." Luz said. "We would get married as Luz and Amity Noceda-Blight, move in to a huge house together, we travel around the Isles finding habitable islands similar to Bonesborough, we design inventions together where I am your're the inventor and I'm your muse."
Amity sniffled. "That sounds amazing Luz, but please live! Live and we will get married right away!"
"Not on my watch!" Camila shouted.
Luz eventually broke out of character. "Mom, you're ruining my sad and overly emotional death scene!" Thankfully, she got back into character and exhaled. "Amity, that wasn't the best part. We even have a couple of kids together. A son named Manny after Papi and a daughter named Ayzee."
Amity laughed. "Ayzee? I always thought if we had a daughter we'd name her Azura."
"I did as well." Luz said. "But giving her the name of someone with an existing identity just seemed like way too much pressure. That's why I decided to name her after the first two letters of Azura's name. Spell them phonetically and you get Ayzee."
Amity sniffled. "Ayzee. I love that name."
"Yeah…So do I…" Luz eventually went limp with her eyes left open.
Then, Amity began patting her. Checking all her pulses around her body. "Luz? Luz? Luz?! Luz, wake up! Wake up! Wake up, please!" Then, the cotton candy haired witch was hit with the hard reality. Her girlfriend, the love of her life, was dead.
Amity began to sob even harder than she did before and held the lifeless body of her girlfriend close to her chest.
"Why Titan?! Why?! Why?! Why did you not take me? Why did it need to be the most beautiful, most gorgeous, most intelligent human I have ever met?!"
Meanwhile, everyone else on shore were watching the act with varied expressions. Raine was in tears, Camila was chuckling while Eda was unimpressed.
"This is must the dramatic super soaker fight I have ever watched."
But being this close to her girlfriend's chest did cause Luz some problems. She was suffering from a lack of oxygen as she felt her girlfriend hold her tighter. Luz's arms began to flail about as she struggled to escape her girlfriend's grasp.
"Amity! Amity!" She muffled scream. "Amity!"
Thankfully, Amity could feel her girlfriend struggling and quickly removed her from her chest. "Sorry, Luz."
Luz panted and then smiled. "Well, I could think of worse ways of going out." She then wiped some sweat from her forehead. "I don't know about you, but I feel like a drink."
"Sure." Amity helped pull her girlfriend up before they began walking towards the shore hand-in-hand. "By the way, was that possible future described by you a specific outline of what you want?"
Luz only responded with a shoulder shrug. "Can't say."
