Disclaimer: I do not own The Fairly OddParents. This is a fan-made reboot of the original animated series. The Fairly OddParents belong to Nickelodeon and Butch Hartman.

The Fairly OddChildren

Chapter 10 – The Visitor from Space

Late one night at the Turner residence, Timmy and Chloe had invited their friends to watch a new episode of their favorite TV show, Crash Nebula. "Puny humans," said an alien on the TV known as a Clutchulax. "We shall now suck out your brains with bendy straws!" The captured humans gasped in horror. "You can suck out our minds, livers, and spleens, but we will never surrender!" announced Captain Laser Pants, the leader of the crew. A Clutchulax alien placed a straw exactly where his brain would be. "Silence, Captain Laser Pants! No one can save you now," it said, feeling confident. Just then, there was a big explosion and from outside appeared the space superhero himself, Crash Nebula as the theme song kicked in. The crew captured humans cheered, knowing that Crash Nebula would save them. "Intergalactic scum, your reign of terror ends now!" said the superhero, firing his laser on his left gauntlet. The Clutchulax narrowly dodged the blast from the laser, leaving a hole in their base. In the real world, the kids were eating cereal while watching the show like a Saturday Morning Cartoon, complete with make-shift space headgear. The episode ended on a cliffhanger, showing that the space hero had been captured by the villains and the conclusion would be revealed the following week. "Same Crash time, same Crash channel," said the narrator, as the episode ended.

"That was the best episode ever. Right guys?" said Timmy, glancing at his friends. "Get them!" screamed the twins' friends as they squirted out a purple liquid from the squirt guns on their wrists. "Meddling humans! You'll never catch us," said Timmy, shielding himself and Chloe from the juice. He kicked over a table, which caused the overhead lamp downstairs to shake. Vicky sniffed the air suspiciously while reading a magazine. "I smell fun," she said in annoyance. Chester and A.J. continued to squirt the juice, this time at the table that the twins were behind. Suddenly, Chloe hopped out from behind, wearing a pink visor with a green earpiece. She also had on black gloves and a white cape with her normal clothes. "Feel my wrath, humans!" she screamed, firing little balls from her wrist launcher. She was eventually overpowered by the juice and fled back behind the table. "Darn it! I thought I could catch them off guard!" Timmy called the mother ship, which was a spaceship shaped like a mother pushing a baby stroller. "This is Timmy calling Cosmo and Wanda. Do you read?" he said, contacting their fairies. "Aye, aye, Captain Timmy, sir," said Cosmo, speaking into the microphone. Wanda reminded him that the name was "mother ship," which meant that she was in charge. "Awaiting orders, you space macho-ness," she said to Timmy from space. "I need more firepower," he said, panicking. Wanda then ordered Cosmo to grant Timmy's wish, which he did so reluctantly.

With a quick flash of light, the twins jumped out from behind the table with Timmy now in a Crash Nebula costume. The cannon emerged from his wrist and blasted a hole in the wall behind where Chester and A.J. were standing. "Killer Crash suit, dude," said Chester in awe. "Yes. Wherever did you get it?" asked A.J. as the cannon retracted back into the gauntlet. "Internet," Timmy lied, not wanting to expose his fairies to his friends. "Cool. Now all we need is an alien and we can reenact episode 621 of Crash Nebula," said Chester as he and A.J. walked away. Cosmo and Wanda appeared in their fish as the twins glanced at them. "I wish we had an alien monster to play with," whispered Chloe. Cosmo and Wanda raised up their wands and made a real alien appear. He was a green octopus-like alien with his brain in his helmet, complete with an antenna sticking out and was wearing a purple belt. "Great job on the alien, guys," whispered Timmy. "It's so lifelike." Chester and A.J. played with the alien in amusement. "Of course it is. He's real," Wanda admitted. "We're not so good at creating aliens." "Yeah. So we borrowed one," said Cosmo. "What!" the twins exclaimed in shock, realizing what the fairies had just said to them.

Meanwhile, on the planet of Yugopotamia, Queen Jipjurrulec and King Grippulon were wondering where their son, Prince Mark, was, as he hadn't tortured the prisoners yet. "Computer, find Mark," said King Grippulon. "Readings show that your son has been taken to Earth," said the computer, informing the king of Mark's whereabouts. "Assemble the star destroyers. We'll blow up that foul planet and get our son back," said King Grippulon. He also clarified that it wasn't necessarily going to be in that particular order when he saw his wife's annoyed expression. Back on Earth, Mark roared at the kids, trying to scare them. A.J. was impressed at Mark, even thinking he was an animatronic figure, like those seen at amusement parks. "Puny humans! What's up? I'm going to suck your brains through these bendy straws," said Mark, trying to be menacing. Instead of being afraid, however, the twins' friends were actually impressed that he knew the actual dialog from the Crash Nebula episode that was just on TV. "You Earth children are not afraid of me? Or my straws?" Chester was impressed that Mark had authentic alien bad breath. Mark dropped him in disappointment. Just then, the door opened and Vicky came storming in the twins' bedroom. "I'm telling you for the last time… KEEP IT QUIET UP HERE!" she shouted in annoyance, causing the four kids to hold each other in fear. Mark was impressed at how Vicky managed to scare the kids, which made him fall in love with her. "You in the stupid alien costume, you're out of here!" She dragged Mark out of the room. As she dragged him out, she ordered the kids to clean up the mess that they made in the room. "She's so FORCEFUL!" said Mark, having completely fallen for her wickedness.

In the deep reaches of space, the king and queen were traversing the stars looking for Earth while blowing up various planets along the way. "You wouldn't have to blow up all these planets if you'd just stop for directions," said Queen Jipjurrulec. "Quiet! I'm still the King around here," ordered her husband. "The king of getting lost," she said annoyance. "SILENCE!" he shouted, getting annoyed by her pointing out the obvious. Back in the twins' bedroom, Cosmo checked the monitor and noticed that the Yugopotamian ship was heading towards Earth quickly. "Psst! Timmy. Chloe," he whispered, getting the twins' attention. "What's going on?" whispered Chloe. "We have good news and bad news," said Wanda. "What's the good news?" asked Timmy. "The alien we got you is actually a prince from the dreaded war planet, Yugopotamia," said Cosmo. "And his parents are on their way to destroy Earth and rescue their son," said Wanda. "Uh, doesn't that qualify as bad news?" asked Chloe, raising an eyebrow. "Oh, right. That was the bad news," said Wanda. "Then what's the good news?" asked Timmy angrily. "I found a nickel," said Cosmo proudly, showing a nickel that he found. "I wish the alien was back home," said Timmy. The fairies prepared to grant the wish, but the wands deflated and made a raspberry noise. "Is he gone or what?" asked Chloe. Cosmo stammered, knowing that Mark was still on Earth. "More good news, nickel boy?" asked Timmy. "My nickel!" said Cosmo, hiding the nickel in castle.

"It seems our alien prince has fallen in love with Vicky," said Wanda as the rule book appeared. "And rules say we can't interfere with true love." "We've got to talk the alien out of loving Vicky," said Cosmo, exiting the castle. "Dude, are you talking to your fish?" asked Chester. Chloe gave him a look of clear annoyance. "None of your business, lover-boy," she said. "Woah, that makes me love you even more," he said dreamily. "Ugh! Barf!" she said in disgust. A.J. slapped his friend out of his lovey-dovey state just in time for Timmy to explain that they needed to get Mark away from Vicky. "It's, uh, a collectible," he said to them in order to get them to follow through with Cosmo and Wanda's plan. "Superlative!" said A.J. in excitement. "So why would she take it? She's not even a fan." "She'll probably sell it to buy makeup and other girl stuff," said Chester. Chloe stuck out her tongue in disgust, as the thought of having makeup on did not sound pleasing to her. A.J. put on his paper hat and A.J. put on his pot with a hangar for an antenna as they left the newly-cleaned room.

Down in the living room, Mark was dusting off one of the tables to impress Vicky as she was talking about selling his so-called costume to get teenage girl stuff. "Vicky, the fear you instilled in the young ones was enchanting," he said dreamily. "You talk funny. Are you from Europe or something?" she asked. "I'm a warrior prince from Yugopotamia. My name is Mark," he said to her. "Yech! You're a foreign exchange student. Take off that stupid costume," she said in disgust. "Does this form not please you?" he asked. "Look, if you want to please me so much, why don't you make me a chocolate shake?" she said in annoyance. The very mention of the word made Mark panic. He explained that chocolate was most vile substance on his home planet. "You rock!" he said as he made his way towards the kitchen. As he was making the shake for Vicky, Chester and A.J. announced that they had arrived to take him away from Vicky. "I do not wish to be save from Vicky," said Mark, with the finished chocolate shake in his tentacle. A.J. explained that Vicky was the vilest creature on Earth. Mark explained that he really liked her and that both he and Chester would make excellent appetizers for her. He pressed a button on his belt, making a laser gun appear, which shot out a sticky purple substance that pinned the two friends to the wall just like in Crash Nebula. He handed her the chocolate shake and admired her lovingly.

"Ugh! Is this how Chester sees me all the time?" asked Chloe from the upstairs balcony. "Yes," Timmy answered bluntly. Chloe held her mouth as she rushed towards the bathroom, where she was heard barfing in the toilet. After finishing up in the bathroom, Cosmo and Wanda's wands started to glow with an emergency from the mother ship. "Uh, kids, there's something we've got to show you," Wanda said nervously as she and Cosmo held up their magic wands. They transformed the top of the house into an observatory so that Timmy could look at what they were seeing on their wands. He saw the Yugopotamian star destroyers blast Wanda's mother ship to smithereens. "Not good. We need to go talk to the alien's parents, and fast!" cried Chloe. "Yeah, maybe they can talk some sense into their son," said Timmy. "Good idea. We can't destroy true love," said Wanda. "But parents can," said Cosmo, agreeing with his wife. The four left the observatory and teleported onto the king and queen's mothership. "Halt! Who goes there?" demanded the guard, who was wielding an axe while wearing a black uniform. "Cosmo, Wanda, Chloe, and Timmy of Earth. We need to speak with Mark's parents," said Timmy. "If the King and Queen you wish to see, then you must face the perils three," said the guard, slamming his axe down on the ship's floor, revealing the first trial. "Now, puny humans, you must skip across the dreaded… Field of flowers." A flower field popped up in front of them, much Chloe's confusion. "Seriously? You guys are scared of flowers?" she said skeptically.

The twins, not wanting to question the Yugopotamians' choice of dreaded trials, skipped across the flowers with no trouble whatsoever. "Amazing. The flowers touch their skin, but they neither bleed nor burn," said Queen Jipjurrulec. The twins finished crossing the field without any trouble, much to the Yugopotamians' horror. "Behold, the second task," said the lead guard pushing a button. A giant metal crate appeared before the twins. "You must hug the galaxy's cutest and softest teddy bear." The crate opened, revealing a pink teddy bear, causing the other guards to gasp in horror. "I'll do it! I'll do it! You look like Mr. Huggyface!" said Chloe in excitement. She hugged the bear tightly out of love. "I love you," the voice box said. "I love you, too," said Chloe as the guards screamed. "We don't undersand!" said Queen Jipjurrulec. "She didn't burst into flames!" "Never fear, my Queen," said King Grippulon. "Not even our mightiest warriors can survive the final test." A group of Yugopotamians with protective lab gear dropped a metallic case in front of the twins, which immediately opened up revealing a chocolate bar. "Timmy, you know chocolate makes me go cuckoo-crazy!" screamed Chloe, grabbing his costume nervously. She sadly admitted that she couldn't do it, because of how much sugar it gave her, making her literally go off the walls. The lead guard picked up Timmy and forced him to take a bite. "Hey! There's peanuts in it!" said Timmy, feeling satisfied. "Eat it, Earth girl!" demanded the guard. "Alright! I'll do it!" cried Chloe, taking the last bite from the chocolate.

Suddenly, spirals formed in her eyes and she ended up bouncing off the walls after having a complete sugar rush. After the rush was over, she ended up falling asleep. All of the Yugopotamian guards screamed and ended up fainting. "You are truly the foulest creatures in the universe," said the head guard. "You may speak to the King and Queen." "Two mere children have passed our toughest test," said King Grippulon in disbelief. "Please don't hurt us," said Queen Jipjuurrulec in a panic. "We just want our son back." Timmy explained that he had good news and bad news. "The good news is I name my nickel, Phillip," said Cosmo, proudly. "Idiot," said Chloe in her sleep. "Would somebody wake her up?" asked Timmy. Wanda poured a bucket of water on Chloe, waking her up and causing her to walk up to the others. "Tell them the bad news." "Right. There's a problem with an Earth girl. Your son has fallen in love with her. Yech!" she said, sticking out her tongue. "We'll talk to Mark," stammered the queen. "We'll set things straight. Just don't eat the chocolate again!"

Back on Earth, Mark admitted that Vicky wasn't impressed by his duties as much as he thought she would be, so he decided to suck out Chester and A.J.'s brain to give her as gifts. "You can suck out our minds, livers, and spleens, but we will never surrender," said Chester, imitating the Crash Nebula dialog. "Silence, puny Earth children! No one can save you now," said Mark with two bendy straws in his tentacles. Timmy and Chloe burst in the kitchen to stop Mark like in the Crash Nebula episode. Just then, the doorbell rang, much to Vicky's annoyance. Mark's parents appeared in disguise and introduced themselves as Mr. and Mrs. Chang. "Mark? Get out here!" shouted Vicky from the living room. He ran into the living room and asked his parents what they were doing in the house. Mark's father told him that it was time to leave. Mark didn't want to go, because he truly love Vicky. His father was about to agree when he saw Chloe eat the petals off of a flower. His parents eventually convinced to get back to the ship, where they blasted off back to Yugopotamia. Chloe sighed in relief. "That was way too close," she said. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Timmy asked her. "Sibling fight!" they shouted together. They leapt at each other and started pummeling each other playfully until they ended up on the floor laughing. "Sometimes tough love," started Timmy. "Is the best kind of love," she said back at him. The twins hi-fived each other knowing that the tough love that they mentioned was their own family love.

THE END

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