MEMES
Yaoyorozu landed on a sofa placed inexplicably on top of a mountain. Five villains leered at her from behind.
Five villains ran away screaming when Yaoyorozu drew a rocket launcher out of her cleavage.
Flames towered around Todoroki as he took in his surroundings. The villains smirked as they closed in around him, no doubt believing that the flames made his ice weaker when in fact they made it stronger.
"This is fine," Todoroki said. With a wave of his hand, the ground, the villains, and the flames themselves froze solid.
Surrounded by villains, Sato snorted a tube of sugar. Muscles rippled, and his eyes took on a manic, blood-shot gleam. "Woo! Say hello to my little friend!"
"Hi, I'm Kirishima," Kirishima said as Sato raised him over his head. Villains scurried as Sato played whack a mole.
While Shoji surveyed his surroundings, a villain ran up from behind and severed one of his limbs.
Shoji stared at the bleeding stump. "Oh no," he said in a deadpan. "Anyways…"
From the stump, two arms grew out, grabbed the villain, and bent him into a pretzel.
A villain stared wistfully at a butterfly as it floated towards his hand. "Is this a weapon?"
His partner cuffed him upside the head. "Don't be stupid. That's a butterfly."
The butterfly morphed into a club and bludgeoned them both over the head. Koda came out from behind a rock and thanked the club with butterfly wings for using its Quirk to help him.
Mina shrieked and flung acid behind her. A villain scrambled away, screaming, "My eyes!" He tripped and smashed his knee on a rock. "My leg!"
"To demonstrate the power of my tape," Sero said, standing over a villain, "I sawed this boat in half!"
"What boat?" the villain cried.
"The boat I would have if you guys dumped me in the Flood Zone, but no, you had to put me with a bunch of crumbling buildings. So instead, I'll cut you in half! You're about the right size for a boat."
"That's really hurtful!" the chubby villain said, sobbing.
Using a second villain, Sero cut the first in half, then stuck them back together with his tape. Aside from the occasional eye twitch and loss of feeling in their left arm, they were good as new.
Bakugo stomped on a villain's head, knocking out his front teeth and making an orthodontist ten miles away sob hysterically. He glanced around the room, admiring the other villains strewn about in various states of physical impairment and seeking another victim. "Any villains nearby better come fight me. I'll go easy on you."
A chameleon villain, who had watched his friends beaten to a pulp, broke out in a cold sweat. They only made it halfway to the door before Bakugo locked eyes with him.
Explosions rippled in Bakugo's hands as he strode forward. "So, you have chosen death."
The villain's screams echoed through the Ruins Zone.
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