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"Last time on Total Drama All-Stars…" Chris began the recap. "Our heroes and villains went digging for buried treasure, and uncovered a few nasty surprises. Heh heh. Scott villained it up big time trying to sabotage the heroes. And, when he got caught, he didn't take it so well. But in the end, the Heroic Hamsters were victorious, and Cameron somehow got the flush despite Owen's boney headed moves. Twelve competitors remain. Which one of them will ride the sewer system next? Find out right now on Total. Drama. All-Stars!" he ended the recap.
(Theme song)
Cut to the Vulture guys sleeping at the motel. "Ah, winning twice! This is what the Lightning deserves!" Lightning said as he laid on the bed.
"Yeah, I don't think I'll be able to go back to a juvie bed after sleeping at this place." Duncan said.
"Indeed, it is great that we are here. It would have been even greater if that lummox was eliminated but whatever." Alejandro said.
"He probably rigged the votes to save himself. What a genius!" Duncan said.
"Hmph, not as big of a genius as the Lightning! Mwah! That's right, I'm so amazing!" Lightning said as he kissed his abs. Alejandro and Duncan rolled their eyes before Duncan looked at Scott's bed.
"Wonder if that guy found the statue already…" Duncan thought to himself.
Cut to Boney Island where Scott was screaming while being chased by a giant beaver.
Confessional: Duncan
"Scott's okay. At least with him, you know what you're getting, which is crud. But still, nice to know. Alejandro's way too unpredictable and Lightning's a threat and also not one at the same time." Duncan explained.
"Well, good night, gentleman." Alejandro said as he zipped himself in his sleeping bag.
Confessional: Alejandro
"After a year in that robot suit, I find it difficult to sleep if I'm all "spread out"." Alejandro explained.
Cut to the girls side. "Thanks again for almost blowing the challenge, Jo." Heather said.
"Me? You're the one who wasted time arguing instead of digging!" Jo said.
"I wouldn't have needed to argue if everyone just did what I told them to do. I'm the one with the most experience on this team. I should be the leader!" Heather angrily said.
"The only one here fit to be leader is me!" Jo angrily said.
"No one cares which one of you assholes becomes leader or whatever! Now cram it! I am trying to slee-" Gwen tried to say before choking on Anne Maria applying hairspray.
"Why are you using that in the middle of the night!?" Heather said.
"Hey, I gotta use it for about 5 hours, else it doesn't work. Or do ya want me to use it in the middle of the challenge?" Anne Maria asked.
"Ugh, whatever." Jo rolled her eyes.
Confessional: Gwen
"I hate my cabin mates so much." Gwen complained.
Cut to an owl hooting next to the loser motel when a butler came. "Shh, sir." the butler told the owl as it hooted dejectedly.
Cut to the guys side of the loser cabin. "Ugh, can't believe we're in these crappy cabins again!" Mike complained.
"So, uh, Brick, how do you feel after the challenge?" Owen asked as he approached Brick.
"Uh, um, fine I guess?" Brick said.
"Really? You sound a bit upset. Did something happen?" Owen asked.
"I'm just gonna say it. Did you rig the votes?" Brick asked.
"What!? Why would I do something horrible like that!" Owen said.
"Sorry, it's just that you were the only one who I can think of that had a reason to do it. If they weren't rigged you'd probably be the one out right now." Brick said.
"I mean… that does make some sense." Mike said.
"Oh, come on, I would never do that!" Owen nervously chuckled.
Confessional: Owen
"Why does everyone think I rigged the votes? I'm not smart enough to do something like that!" Owen said.
"Wait, Harold, didn't you also rig the votes before too?" Mike asked Harold.
"Gosh, that was only one time! I've changed since then. And even if I did do it, I would have probably rigged out Courtney again." Harold said.
Cut to the girls side. Courtney got on her bed, bumping her head on the roof at the same time. "Ow! Ugh, this bed is even shitter than it was in the first season! When are we just going to we so we can get to the hotel!? Ah! Lousy discount bed!" Courtney yelped as her bed broke.
"Well, I'd say this is at least probably more comfortable than the economy class from World Tour." Zoey said.
"Ugh, don't even remind me. We lost like every challenge after Jamaica so I got way too used to it." Courtney said.
Cut to the guys side at night. Mike woke up as Mal and went over to Owen's bed. He pulled out a giant stash of junk food. "Ugh. Did he plan to eat all this? Whatever, it's all gone now." Mal laughed and left with it to the mess hall where he dumped it in the garbage.
Confessional: Mike
"With that, he should be even more useless, basically guaranteeing his elimination. Tch, some first winner." Mal scoffed.
Mal left the mess hall and went to bed before inhaling, turning back to Mike in his sleep. "Ugh, my brain…" Mike mumbled in his sleep.
Cut to the morning of the next day. Mike, Brick and Harold were still sleeping when they were woken up by Owen screaming. "I'm up, sir!" Brick said as he bolted awake and fell off his bed.
"Gosh, what's going on!?" Harold asked.
"My secret stash of food! It's… gone!" Owen said and began crying.
"Dang that sucks. I was gonna ask for some Loritos later." Harold said.
"Uh… what stash?" Brick asked.
"Yeah, huh?" Mike said.
"Oh, you guys don't know since you were from the other season. Owen always keeps a massive amount of junk food under his bed." Harold said.
"How did he even get those here in the first place?" Brick asked.
"I just keep it in my hoodie. But now it's all gone!" Owen cried, concerning the others.
Confessional: Mike
"Huh, I kind of had a dream where I was throwing a bunch of food in the trash. Now I'm worried it might have been real. Was it one of my alters? The only one I can see doing that is… him. But he left a long time ago so…" Mike thought, confused.
"Attention, campers! Forest recon in five! Over!" Chris suddenly announced from the loudspeaker.
Cut to everyone walking in the woods. "Listen, I'm sorry about what happened yesterday. You're right. Teamwork is key. Apology accepted?" Heather told Gwen.
"Wow. Sure." Gwen said as they shook hands.
Confessional: Heather
"Teamwork? Ugh, don't make me barf. I am still gonna take control." Heather said.
"Okay, you were right. Teamwork is the way. Truce?" Jo asked Gwen.
"Uh, sure." Gwen said as they shook hands.
Confessional: Jo
"And getting Gwen on my side is the best way to do it." Jo said.
Confessional: Heather
"After all, where Gwen goes…" Heather said.
Confessional: Jo
"Duncan follows." Jo said.
Confessional: Gwen
"I know they're both trying to play me. And I love it! For once, I've actually got a little power around here. Hah, maybe I'll be the leader!" Gwen said.
Gwen noticed Courtney looking upset by her. "Ugh. Courtney's glaring at me. Probably for what happened yesterday and before. Can't you make her stop?" Gwen asked Duncan.
"Sorry babe, I tried pissing her off when we came here but it didn't work. Just try to forget about her while you don't have to listen to her whining." Duncan said and went ahead.
"If you were my girlfriend, I wouldn't let anyone gaze at you, lest they spoil your ethereal beauty! Just something to consider." Alejandro said as he walked past Gwen.
Confessional: Alejandro
"Heather and Jo are trying to lure Gwen into an alliance, and I intend to beat them to it. Then I'll be the one that Heather needs. Heh heh. Uh, um, and Jo. Heather and Jo. Heh." Alejandro chuckled nervously.
Cut to everyone arriving in front of Chris. "At ease, soldiers." Chris said.
"Yes sir!" Brick said and stood straight, confusing everyone.
"Let's all welcome back the exiled Vulture, Scott!
"So, redneck, how was exile?" Anne Maria asked.
"Aside from being chased by a beaver and not being able to find the idol, it wasn't that bad." Scott said.
"Wait, what did you even eat there? You ain't puking so it can't be those dumb fish." Lightning said.
"Oh, finding food was easy. That island still had this gourmet delicacy." Scott said as he picked up some dirt and ate it.
"Ew!" Lightning, Heather and Anne Maria winced.
"Also, how do we know if you actually didn't find it, or if you're just lying?" Jo said.
"I dunno, I guess you'll just have to take my work." Scott smirked.
Confessional: Scott
"I couldn't find it. Seriously, I even checked inside every tree with a hole! Where the hell did Chris hide that idol!?" Scott complained.
"Welcome to today's experiment with your pain thresholds. Get ready for an ingenius twist on the war movie challenge from season two." Chris said.
Confessional: Brick
"Well, since this is the war challenge, I should be pretty good at it as a former cadet. I'll win this challenge for my team to show that I am still a worthy soldier!" Brick said.
"There are two weapon caches in the heart of this forest. The big one is filled with state-of-the-art paintball weaponry. And the little one has a bunch of cruddy old paintball slingshots. Whoever gets there first gets their pick, and then you've gotta pick off the competition." Chris explained.
"Sha-looking forward to it." Lightning said as he kissed his abs.
"You get one point for each opponent you splatter. First team to six points wins and one of the losers will get a dishonorable discharge tonight. Flush o' Shame styles." Chris said.
"Paintball again? Ooh, original. What a twist." Duncan rolled his eyes.
"Oh yeah, that. One of the conditions of my parole is that I can't use or be around hard projectiles like paintballs, so... instead, you'll be using... leeches!" Chris said as everyone groaned.
"Ugh, you're messed up!" Anne Maria said.
Confessional: Heather
"Leeches? Chris is really making us earn the million this year. Jerk." Heather complained.
"As winners of yesterday's challenge, the villains get a full one minute head start." Chris said as the vultures cheered while the heroes sighed.
"Ready. Set. Go!" Chris said as he shot a leech, accidentally hitting Brick.
"Ow!" Brick yelped in pain as the Vultures ran ahead while he took the leech out.
Cut to the Vultures in the woods. "Hah, I'd be able to outrun those losers even if we didn't have the head start!" Lightning boasted as everyone groaned.
"Hey, dumbass, be smart for once in your life and don't put a massive target on your back." Jo said.
"Huh? Hey, I don't need your help to be smart!" Lightning.
"Yeah, yeah, jockstrap. I'm only helping you because we're allies anyway." Jo said as she went ahead while Lightning looked upset.
Confessional: Lightning
"Hmph, Jo doesn't know anything. I'll show her that I can make smart moves… when the time comes." Lightning said.
"We need to work together to win. Right Gwen?" Heather asked Gwen.
"Uh, yeah, that's what I've been saying." Gwen said.
"Yeah, work together now, crush each other later. Like you and Courtney." Heather said.
"What?" Gwen asked.
"The allergy bouquet, the stink bomb. I love how you insist you wanna be friends so she never sees it coming." Heather said.
"Uh…" Gwen said.
"Talk about evil genius." Heather said.
"If you're just gonna mock me you can fuck off." Gwen said as she walked away.
"Ugh, rude." Heather scoffed.
Confessional: Heather
"Even when I try to be nice, she's still standoffish. God, what a freak." Heather rolled her eyes.
Cut back to the Heroes next to Chris. "Uh, when can we go?" Harold asked.
"Heroes, you're up in three, two, one." Chris said and shot a leech.
"Hey!" Zoey said as the leech hit her.
"Zoey! Don't worry, I'll help." Mike said as he took the leech of her.
"Huh, thanks!" Zoey said.
"Let's go troops, we can't let the villains get too far ahead!" Brick said as they ran off.
Cut to the Heroes running. "Ugh, so hungry…" Owen mumbled as he ran.
"Move it. Hustle! Or so help me, you'll never see another sunrise!" Courtney yelled.
Confessional: Mike
"Courtney is kinda scary sometimes." Mike said when he inhaled.
"And extremely fucking annoying." Mal said and then inhaled.
"So uh, eh, what was I saying?" Mike asked.
"Well, I think the team needs a leader so we can be more organized. Since I have military experience, I think I'd be fit to lead the team for this challenge." Brick said.
"Well, I think I should be the leader. Raise your hands if you want me to be leader." Courtney said as no one raised their hands.
"I say go for it Brick!" Zoey said.
"Yeah man, we have your back." Harold said.
"Ugh, fine." Courtney sighed.
"Thanks soldiers! Now let's go!" Brick said as they ran off.
Confessional: Courtney
"I'd argue harder but people don't like me enough as it is. I'll just let it be for now." Courtney said.
"Does anyone know where the heart of the forest is exactly?" Harold asked.
"I'll go get a better look." Brick said as he climbed a tree.
Confessional: Courtney
"Maybe I can pin the loss on Brick. Then he'd be the one going home." Courtney thought.
"Over there!" Brick said as he noticed a box ahead on the tree then jumped.
"Let's go!" Harold said as they ran toward it while the Vultures noticed them.
"Okay, they're heading left. If we take another path, maybe we can cut them off." Gwen said.
"Great idea." Heather said.
"Go Vultures!" Alejandro said.
"Yes, we can!" Jo said.
"I'm the best!" Lightning said.
Meanwhile, the Heroes were still running. "So guys, you're both previous winners. How did it feel like to win?" Brick asked Harold and Owen.
"Yeah, you guys's victories really inspired me." Zoey said.
"Oh, I was really happy that I managed to win and that I had so many amazing friends supporting me!" Owen said.
"Well, and I was just happy I got to prove myself." Harold said.
Confessional: Zoey
"Man, I can't believe I'm meeting all my TV idols and even asking them stuff! This is like a dream come true!" Zoey said.
"There's the crates! The big one, go for the big one!" Courtney said as they noticed the crates, only for the Vultures to pop out in front of it.
"Whoa! Where'd they come from?" Mike asked.
"Hah, suckas!" Anne Maria said as Heather blew a raspberry at them.
"Better luck next time!" Duncan mocked.
"The small one, go for the small one! Gross…" Courtney said as they went to the small crate to see a bunch of leeches with some slingshots.
"Guess this is the low tech crate, all right." Harold said.
"No need to fear! We can still work with this… I think." Brick said as the Vultures cheered.
"Those guys never had a shot of beating the Lightning!" Lightning said as he kissed his abs.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever, I'll take the cannon!" Jo said.
"What the-? No way in hell, I'll take the cannon! Ugh!" Heather, Lightning, Scott, and Duncan said at the same time as everyone but Alejandro and Gwen argued.
"We use it as a team. Right, Gwen?" Alejandro said.
"Uh…" Gwen said.
"Yeah. Obviously." Heather said.
"That's what I was going to say. Whoo! Go, team!" Jo said.
"I still think I should have it due to how great I am. Ugh!" Lightning said as Jo elbowed him.
Confessional: Duncan
"So, Heather, Jo, and Alejandro are all making a play to get Gwen in an alliance, eh? Well, they better not try to manipulate her, or else I'll kick their butts!" Duncan angrily said.
"You guys are right! We need to stop attacking each other and start attacking the other guys! Fire the cannon!" Gwen said as Lightning shot the cannon, accidentally hitting an intern.
"What? They never taught you how to aim at football practice." Lightning said as everyone facepalmed.
Confessional: Gwen
"Being in charge of this team is going to be hard." Gwen sighed.
Cut to Chris in the security room. "Tell me about it. The villains are off to quite the start, but which team will make it to the finish? Find out when we come back on Total. Drama. All-Stars!" Chris said as the screen cut to black.
Cut to the Hamsters in the woods. "Of course the villains get machine gun shooters. We'll never beat them with these puny slingshots." Courtney said.
"Sure we can. We just need to be stealthy and score first!" Harold said as Courtney rolled her eyes.
"Ugh, I think I need cheese…" Owen mumbled as he fell asleep.
"Uh, I think it'd be better if he sat this one out. We need a place to hide him." Brick said.
"A cave! Owen can rest in there while the rest of us take on the villains!" Zoey said as she pointed at a cave.
Cut to the Hamsters in the cave "Mmm, chocolate covered bacon…" Owen mumbled in his sleep.
"Should someone stay to guard him?" Mike asked.
"I'll do it. You guys can go ahead to hunt the villains." Courtney said.
"Sounds like a plan to me. Troops, hustle out!" Brick said as he, Zoey, Mike and Harold ran out the cave.
Confessional: Zoey
"I knew Courtney had a heart buried in there somewhere." Zoey said.
Confessional: Courtney
"This is what a smart leader does. Hang back and let the foot soldiers take the leeches to the face." Courtney smirked.
Cut to the Hamsters except Owen and Courtney out the cave. "We have to find the villains before they find us." Brick said.
"Stealthy forest maneuvers? Heh, this sounds like a job for Svetlana!" Mike said and tried to inhale.
"Oh, sweet! She's my favorite." Harold whispered to Zoey and Brick.
"Svetlana? Is that you?" Zoey asked.
"Nah, still me." Mike said.
Confessional: Mike
"Okay. Wasn't too long ago, I couldn't keep my alternate personalities in. Now, they won't come out!" Mike said and slammed his arm onto a wall. "Ow! Heh, danged wall. Am I right, Chester? Huh?" he said in confusion and ripped his shirt off. "Yo, Vito, my shirt's off, come and get it. Vito? Anybody?" he said and cuddled up in a ball.
Cut to the Vultures walking in the woods while pushing the cannon. "We're easy targets like this. Maybe we should ditch the cannon." Gwen said.
"No way! I haven't even had a turn to fire it yet. Isn't that right, sweetheart?" Jo said as she hugged the cannon.
"Okay. Then we should split up." Gwen said.
"Agreed. I'll go with Gwen." Alejandro said.
"No, I'll go with Gwen." Heather said.
"As if I'm letting either of you go anywhere with Gwen." Jo said.
"Please attempt to be reasonable!" Alejandro said as Jo and Heather argued before he got hit by a leech in his butt.
"What the?" Anne Maria said in shock.
"I'm hit!" Alejandro screamed and dramatically fell.
"I got one! Ah! Gah!" Brick said behind a bush and ran off as the Vultures tried to fire at her. Jo shot the cannon at her before Lightning ran toward Zoey and got hit by the leeches.
"Oh, come on!" Lightning mumbled as he collapsed.
"That's two points for the heroes, and zilch for the villains!" Chris said from the loudspeaker.
"But Brick only hit Alejandro." Duncan said.
"True, but friendly fire counts!" Chris said from the loudspeaker as everyone looked upset by Jo.
"What? How is it my fault? Jockstrap ran in the way after I shot it! It's his fault for being an idiot!" Jo said.
"You can take your excuses and stick them in your–" Heather said before she and Anne Maria got shot by Mike.
"Ah! Ugh! In my hair!" Anne Maria complained.
"What is wrong with you?!" Heather complained.
"Sorry!" Mike said as he left.
"Make that four to zero." Chris said from the loudspeaker.
"Alright, we need a plan. Dirt Boy will take care of the Multiple Twig, Dudcan and Boyfriend Stealer will take care of the Nerdy Redheads and I'll take care of Soggypants and the others." Jo said.
"Sounds like a plan to me." Scott said.
"Come on, let's go!" Gwen said as everyone ran off.
"Avenge me!" Heather yelled as Anne Maria managed to pull the leech off her hair.
Cut to Duncan and Gwen walking in the woods. "Just pretend Mike is Courtney and you'll clobber him in no time." Duncan said.
"Huh? Wait. Do you think I've been attacking Courtney on purpose?" Gwen said.
"Pretty much, yeah. Wait, it wasn't on purpose?" Duncan asked.
"No it wasn't! I was just trying to talk to her about the situation before I accidental-" Gwen tried to say before Zoey popped up from behind a bush.
"Gotcha!" Zoey said as she tried to shoot a leech before Duncan sucked under it and shot her with multiple leeches. "Ugh…" she mumbled as she collapsed.
Confessional: Gwen
"Uh… that was easy." Gwen said.
"The villains lock into a point, but the heroes still lead by four!" Chris said from the loudspeaker as Harold popped up from behind a bush.
"Angle forty-seven degrees, allowing for minimal wind resistance…" Harold mumbled to himself as he shot a leech toward Gwen.
"No...! Ah!" Duncan yelled as he jumped in front of Gwen, getting hit by the leech instead.
"Duncan!" Gwen yelled as she went to check on him
"Great shot, Harold!" Zoey said.
"Thanks! Y'know, I went to…" Harold tried to say before being blasted by leeches by Gwen.
"The villains score again, but the heroes still lead five points to two!" Chris said from the loudspeaker.
"Wow. I can't believe you just took a leech for me." Gwen told Duncan.
"Well, I guess you don't know me that well, huh?" Duncan joked before Gwen got hit by a leech.
"Ah!" Gwen yelped in pain.
"Ha ha! Sorry, couldn't resist taking a shot." Mike said and ran off.
Cut to Jo walking in front of a cave. "It's six to two heroes! Two more points and the Hamsters win!" Chris said.
"Pathetic." Jo rolled her eyes.
Confessional: Jo
"Some team. I'm stronger than Old Heather, Ale-handwalker, Jockstrap, Count Gwenula, Stunkan, Tan in a Can and Shark Bait combined." Jo complained.
Scott then arrived as Jo looked in the cave. "So, couldn't find anyone?" Scott asked.
"Not yet, but I'm sure we'll find someone here. You with me dirt lover?" Jo asked.
"Sure, why not. Let's go!" Scott said as they went in the cave.
Confessional: Scott
"Actually, going with Jo was probably a great idea. I can just blame her if anything goes wrong. Still the smartest guy ar-Ow!" Scott said as he hit his head with his fist, trying to show off his brain.
Cut to Jo and Scott in the cave. "Smells like sweat and bacon. Owen!" Jo sniffed.
"Ew. Ew, ew, ew, ew." Courtney yelped behind a rock as she shot a leech toward Scott but missed.
"Time to start evening the odds." Scott said as he shot some leeches toward Courtney who grabbed Owen and used him as a shield, causing him to get hit instead.
"Mommy?" Owen said as he collapsed.
"Wow, nice moves. Gah!" Scott yelped as Courtney shot a leech at him.
"Ugh, useless." Jo rolled her eyes.
"Seven points to three! It ain't over yet!" Chris said from the loudspeaker.
"Let's make it seven to four." Jo said as she approached Zoey. However, Brick snuck in the cave and shot a leech toward her which she ducked under. "Nice try, Sir Leaks a Lot." she mocked.
"Ugh, when will you stop making jokes about that?!" Brick complained.
"Maybe when you stop being so pathetic and actually manage to beat me. Aw, it's jammed!" Jo said as she tried to use the gun, only for it to jam.
"Hah, nice try, uh… Mean Nickname Giver!" Brick said as Jo rolled her eyes and tossed the leech can. Brick managed to duck under the leeches as the can opened, grabbed one and then shot it at Jo.
"Ick!" Jo grunted as she got hit by the leech and fell.
"Yes! We win!" Brick cheered.
"Ugh, how did you even manage to do that!?" Jo complained as she pulled the leech out.
"I guess all the dodge training back at cadets came in handy. So, who's the loser now?" Brick smirked.
"Ugh, fine. I guess you're semi-cool." Jo rolled her eyes.
"Hmm, could have been better but I'll take it!" Brick said.
"This just in, with a score of seven points to three, the heroes win! Although some of them didn't behave all that heroically. Courtney!" Chris said from the loudspeaker.
"My survival instinct kicked in! Anyone would do the same!" Courtney said behind Owen as Brick looked upset.
"Yay... we won." Owen said as he choked out a leech.
Confessional: Heather
"Ugh, I can't believe we actually lost! Whatever, now that I have the chance, I need to eliminate Jo! All I need to do is convince the Gen 2 cast since they all hate her after their season. Scott and Anne Maria were easy to convince, now all that's left to do is convince Lightning." Heather smirked.
Lightning was lifting a log before Heather approached him. "Hey, Lightning!" Heather yelled at him.
"Huh!? Oh it's just you… what's your sha-name again?" Lightning asked, upsetting Heather.
"I'll just ignore that. Look, would you be willing to vote for Jo? She did shoot you in the challenge after all." Heather said.
"Huh? Why would I vote Joe when we're in a sha-alliance?" Lightning said, shocking Heather.
Confessional: Heather
"Wow. He's even dumber than I thought." Heather said.
"How do you know that you can trust her though? She already betrayed you before. Now's your chance to do it before she does." Heather told Lightning as she left while he looked in thought.
Confessional: Lightning
"Hmm… I think the Lightning just found a way to prove his sha-intelligence!" Lightning smirked.
Cut to Gwen and Duncan in a cabin. Man, can't believe we have to sleep in this crap now." Duncan said.
"Ugh, yeah. Dealing with the shitty beds plus Heather and Jo's arguing is probably going to make me wanna kill myself." Gwen said as Duncan chuckled when Jo came.
"Uh, do you want anything Jo?" Duncan asked.
"Look, I just came to get you to vote off Heather. Alehandwalker already agreed due to him wanting to restore his honor after his loss or something." Jo said.
"Fine by me. It is Heather after all." Gwen said.
"I dunno, I say we turf Lightning. Dumbass just ran into your leech shot." Duncan said.
"True, but he still won us the previous challenge and was the first one to get a key in the diving one. Just vote off Heather, I won't accept any other answer." Jo said as she left the cabin while Duncan and Gwen looked confused.
Confessional: Jo
"Okay, I probably could have played that better but with the votes of Brightning, Pasty Face, Aledirtbag, Dudcan and me, Old Heather will still go even if Dicklinquent flips and Dirt Boy, Tan Can and Heatich all vote me off." Jo said.
Cut to the elimination. "Welcome back, Villainous Vultures. Second elimination in a row. Heh heh. Way to lose. Now, get ready to cut someone loose. It's voting time!" Chris said.
"Ugh, I can't believe you used me as a shield for all those leeches!" Owen told Courtney.
"Suck it up. You deserved it for rigging the votes anyway like that annoying nerd Harold." Courtney said.
"Gosh! Why do you have to always be so bossy?" Harold complained as they glared at each other.
"Alright troops, settle down." Brick told them.
"Who do you think's going home? My money's on Jo." Zoey told Mike.
"Unless she can convince them to cut Heather." Mike replied.
"Well, we'll see how it goes." Zoey said.
"Alehandwalker! You were the first one to get shot!" Chef called out Alejandro who didn't care.
"Jock Boy! You ran in front of the cannon as Bossy Girl launched it!" Chef called out Lightning who looked smug.
"Bossy Girl! You're annoying, hit your own teammate and cost your team the challenge!" Chef called out Jo who looked upset.
"He shouldn't have got in the way!" Jo angrily said.
"Finally, Bossy Girl 2! Your arguing with Bossy Girl 1 is pissing your teammates off!" Chef called out Heather who looked nervous.
"The votes are in. But before I announce our loser de jour, I need a Hamster to volunteer for exile." Chris said.
"Oh, me me me!" Owen said.
"Huh?" Courtney said in shock.
"What? Really?" Brick said in shock.
"Don't you think someone else on your team might be more deserving of a night on Boney Island? AKA Courtney." Chris said.
"That's okay. I want to go. It could be fun!" Owen said as he left.
Confessional: Owen
"In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have volunteered, especially with how hungry I was." Owen nervously chuckled.
"Good luck, Owen." Zoey said.
"Maybe the animals won't eat him due to him being too big?" Harold said.
"All righty then. Onwards and flushwards. The following villains are safe." Chris said as he began tossing the marshmallows.
"Gwen." he said as he tossed her a marshmallow.
"Anne Maria." he said as he tossed her a marshmallow.
"Alejandro." he said as he tossed him a marshmallow.
"Duncan." he said as he tossed him a marshmallow.
"Scott." he said as he tossed him a marshmallow.
"And Lightning. Heather and Jo, you're on the edge." he said as he tossed Lightning a marshmallow. Heather and Jo both glared at each other. "And the final marshmallow goes to…
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Heather!" he said as he tossed her a marshmallow which she caught as she sighed in relief.
"What?! Are you all nuts?!" Jo angrily said.
"Hah, I voted you off! That's for last season! How does it feel to be beaten by the Lightning! Aw yeah, I'm a genius!" Lightning said as he kissed his abs.
"What the-? You idiot, I was your ally!" Jo angrily said.
"Yeah, yeah, sure you were. You would have betrayed me anyway." Lightning said.
"Well, I guess, but I would have kept you for some time since I don't have any other ones! You really are an idiot." Jo said.
"Pfft, you just can't understand my strategy." Lightning said as Jo growled.
"But before we get flushing, I wanna do a little re-shuffling. Today, one villain acted more like a hero, and one hero acted more like a villain. So, pack your bags and switch your teams, Courtney and Duncan." Chris said.
"What? I don't wanna be a lame-o hero!" Duncan said.
"Yeah, and I'm not a villain!" Courtney said, making Duncan, Heather and Harold laugh.
"Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Just do it!" Chris said.
"It was fun while it lasted." Duncan sighed as he kissed Gwen and went toward the heroes while Courtney went toward the villains. "Well, looks like your gonna be on the team you belong to, princess." Duncan mocked.
"Why don't you shut your useless piehole for once so we can have peace?" Courtney mocked.
"Make me shut it." Duncan angrily said.
"Grr…" they growled at each other as they walked away.
"So, uh, hey. Welcome to the team. Ah!" Gwen yelped as she stepped on a bucket, tripping it on Courtney's head.
"Ah! Ew! Ah!" Courtney yelled as she tossed the bucket away.
"Pure evil!" Chris laughed.
Confessional: Gwen
"I swear, does Chris have something to do with this? This is getting way too frequent." Gwen said.
Cut to Jo in the Flush of Shame. "Any final words?" Chris asked.
"Just flush it already." Jo said as Chris pressed a button, flushing her.
"I will not miss her. Tune in next time for more sweet, sweet mayhem right here on Total. Drama. All-Stars!" Chris said as the episode ended.
VOTES
Confessional: Jo
"Hopefully with this, I finally get to dominate the team." Jo said as she angrily scribbled on a picture of Heather.
Confessional: Heather
"Guess you should have found a smarter ally." Heather smirked as she drew clown makeup on a picture of Jo.
Confessional: Gwen
"Yeah, I still hate her." Gwen said as she crossed out a picture of Heather.
Confessional: Alejandro
"So beautiful and yet the perfect choice to vote." Alejandro said as he drew a heart on a picture of Jo.
Confessional: Scott
"Bye, sucker." Scott laughed as he crossed out a picture of Jo.
Confessional: Duncan
"Dude just ran into a leech shot." Duncan said as he showed a crossed out picture of Lightning.
Confessional: Anne Maria
"You gonna pay for all the crap ya pulled last season!" Anne Maria angrily said as she scribbled on a picture of Jo.
Confessional: Lightning
"Hah, with this, everyone's gonna see that I'm a strategical genius!" Lightning said as he scribbled on a picture off Jo.
BONUS CLIP
Jo's Bonus Clip
Jo was blasted into a sewer by toilet water. "Ugh, what the? Ew! Go get a room, you pathetic roach wannabes! Gah, I need to bleach my eyes." Jo said in disgust as she saw some scarabs kissing and ran away, barfing in disgust.
Heroic Hamsters: Brick, Duncan, Harold, Mike, Owen, Zoey
Villainous Vultures: Alejandro, Anne Maria, Courtney, Gwen, Heather, Lightning, Scott
Eliminated Contestants:
14. Jo
15. Cameron
16. Lindsay
Sorry I didn't post yesterday, I posted this earlier to make up for it. Anyway, Jo is sadly gone. I was thinking of pushing her further but with all the plots already here, I couldn't. At least she was already in the ROTI finale. I made her less dumb and gave her an epic fight with Brick if that counts for anything ig.
Courtney and Duncan still switch cuz that's plot relevant