(Cut to Beavis and Butt-Head sitting on the couch, listening to music)
BEAVIS: (disgusted) Ugh, what's this crap?
BUTT-HEAD: (equally disgusted) Yeah, it sounds like someone's torturing a cat.
JESSICA SIMPSON'S MUSIC plays in the background
BEAVIS: (making fun of Jessica Simpson's singing) "Oh baby, baby"... yeah, right.
BUTT-HEAD: (laughing) Yeah, like anyone would want to listen to this.
BEAVIS: (sarcastically) Yeah, this is like, so deep.
BUTT-HEAD: (equally sarcastic) Yeah, I bet she spent hours writing this song.
(Suddenly, they start making fun of the lyrics)
BEAVIS: (laughing) "Irresistible"... yeah, more like "unlistenable".
BUTT-HEAD: (laughing) Yeah, and what's with all the "baby"s?
BEAVIS: (making fun of Jessica Simpson's voice) "Baby, baby, baby"... shut up!
(The scene ends with Beavis and Butt-Head laughing and making fun of Jessica Simpson's music)
(Cut to Beavis and Butt-Head at a music festival, where they meet Jessica Simpson in person)
BEAVIS: (excitedly) Yeah! It's Jessica Simpson!
BUTT-HEAD: (equally excited) Yeah! Let's go talk to her!
(They approach Jessica Simpson, trying to act cool)
BEAVIS: (trying to flirt) Hey, Jessica... you're like, really hot.
JESSICA SIMPSON: (smiling) Oh, thank you!
BUTT-HEAD: (equally trying to flirt) Yeah, we're like, your biggest fans.
BEAVIS: (stupidly) Yeah, we love your music... NOT!
JESSICA SIMPSON: (taken aback) Excuse me?
BUTT-HEAD: (equally stupidly) Yeah, your music is like, so lame.
JESSICA SIMPSON: (offended) Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
BEAVIS: (trying to recover) Yeah, we were just, like, joking...
JESSICA SIMPSON: (angrily) Save it. I don't appreciate people insulting my music.
(Jessica Simpson storms off, leaving Beavis and Butt-Head looking stupid)
BUTT-HEAD: (realizing their mistake) Yeah... that didn't go well.
BEAVIS: (equally realizing) Yeah... we're like, total idiots.
(The scene ends with Beavis and Butt-Head looking embarrassed)
FADE TO BLACK.
(Cut to Beavis and Butt-Head sitting on the couch, when Ashlee Simpson walks in)
ASHLEE SIMPSON: (angrily) You guys are the ones who insulted my sister's music, aren't you?
BEAVIS: (sheepishly) Uh, yeah...
BUTT-HEAD: (equally sheepishly) Yeah...
ASHLEE SIMPSON: (angrily) Well, let me tell you something. Jessica is really upset. She works hard on her music and doesn't appreciate people like you mocking it.
BEAVIS: (stupidly) Yeah, we were just, like, trying to be funny...
ASHLEE SIMPSON: (angrily) Well, it wasn't funny. It was hurtful. And now Jessica is doubting her talent because of you two.
BUTT-HEAD: (realizing their mistake) Yeah... we didn't mean to hurt her feelings...
ASHLEE SIMPSON: (sternly) Just be more careful what you say in the future. Words can hurt.
(Ashlee Simpson walks away, leaving Beavis and Butt-Head looking regretful)
BEAVIS: (regretfully) Yeah... we're like, total jerks...
BUTT-HEAD: (equally regretfully) Yeah... we should just, like, shut up sometimes...
(The scene ends with Beavis and Butt-Head looking embarrassed)
FADE TO BLACK.
(Cut to Beavis and Butt-Head approaching Jessica Simpson, looking apologetic)
BEAVIS: (apologetically) Yeah, Jessica... we're like, really sorry for making fun of your music...
JESSICA SIMPSON: (warily) Okay...
BUTT-HEAD: (equally apologetic) Yeah, we were just, like, stupid...
JESSICA SIMPSON: (accepting their apology) Alright, I appreciate that.
BEAVIS: (stupidly) Yeah, and we love your... uh... "talents"...
BUTT-HEAD: (equally stupidly) Yeah, especially your... "assets"...
(Jessica Simpson looks offended again)
JESSICA SIMPSON: (angrily) Excuse me?!
BEAVIS: (realizing their mistake) Uh, we meant... uh... your voice...
BUTT-HEAD: (equally trying to recover) Yeah, your singing voice...
JESSICA SIMPSON: (outraged) No, you didn't! You were talking about my breasts!
(Jessica Simpson storms off again, leaving Beavis and Butt-Head looking embarrassed)
BEAVIS: (facepalming) Yeah... we did it again...
BUTT-HEAD: (equally facepalming) Yeah... we're like, total idiots...
(The scene ends with Beavis and Butt-Head looking at each other in disbelief)
FADE TO BLACK.