In a quiet cornfield in the middle of nowhere, a small-town farmer was in his corn harvester, mowing across his field without a care in the world.
The cows behind the fence were chewing on their grassy dinner as the farmer continued his chore.
Just another average day on an average farm.
Suddenly, in the sky, a strange yellow hole formed in the air, and something came out at lightning speed, breaking the sound barrier.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"Huh?" The farmer turned off the harvester and turned towards the sound. A glowing ball of fire was falling from the sky. "What in the name of Heaven?"
The fireball began sailing towards the fields, increasing in speed. Afraid, the farmer leaped off of his harvester and started running away.
KRASSSSSSH! BOOOOOOOM!
The fireball slammed into the field, destroying the harvester and leaving a smoking crater in the ground with a small fire around it.
Inside the fading cloud of smoke, ragged breathing could be heard. As the plume faded, it revealed a creature with mish-mashed body parts, down to its knees, gasping for breath.
It had a giant right arm made of teal crystals, a giant left arm made of charcoal and lava, a small orange furry arm under the left, and a fish-like arm under the right, with gills under those arms. Its facial skin was red-pink, and it had black hair. It had a huge green eye on the right side of its face and two orange ones on the left. It had a mouth full of fangs and a fish lure on the forehead.
Its back was covered in black slime, with green circuitry patterns. On top of that slime were two large orange wings. Its chest was gray, with three black lines through it. It had a black and blue-ringed tail, and its legs were a dark blue, with raptor-like talons as the feet connected to black balls. Thankfully, it was wearing black pants. It also had a chain on its neck, with the number 11 scratched on the front.
The creature raised his head and groaned. "Ugh... Where am I?" he asked, his voice distorted.
He got to his feet and started walking to the edge, using his giant arms to pull himself out.
As he skated out of the cornfield, he found himself on a road leading to town.
Suddenly, he heard the sound of sirens approaching. He turned to his left to see a cop car speeding towards him. It skidded to a stop ten feet away, and two people dressed in black leather jumped out of the doors, raising their guns.
"Freeze, you- you monster-thing! Put your hands in the air!" the cop yelled.
With a grim chuckle, the alien said, "Sure thing, officer! Lemme start with this one!"
He raised his left hand into the air, with a fireball beginning to form in his palm. He threw it at the cop car, with the officers jumping clear before it struck.
KABOOOOOM!
The car burst into flames. The cops were furious and, with little hesitance, pulled out their guns and began firing laser blasts at the alien.
But to their surprise, the alien ran as fast as lightning, zooming behind them before they could react. He punched one of them, sending him flying into the Welcome sign before shooting another fireball at the other one, setting his gun on fire. Then, he rushed towards him and punched him into the cornfields with his crystal arm.
"Heh. Too easy." The amalgamation began to walk away, a smug grin on his face.
VRRRRRRRRRRM…
"Huh?" Turning to the right, he saw a motorcycle approaching, with a dude in a blue shirt and pants with a combat vest racing towards him.
"Heh. Nice ride. You're gonna miss it."
The monster focused on his crystal hand, which morphed into a blade. He rushed to the bike at super speed, with the driver barely able to jump off of it before…
SHANK! SCRRRRRECH!
...the creature slashed the bike's front tire off, sending it skidding down the road right behind him.
The driver landed on his feet before taking his helmet off. He revealed himself as a handsome man with white hair and a tuft obscuring his right eye, with a fresh, smug smile across his face.
"Well, well. Seems like Earth's got a new visitor." The biker threw his helmet to the ground and started walking towards the amalgam. "Why don't you be a good guest and tell me your name?"
"Kevin. Kevin 11. And I'm guessin' your name is Dante? Am I close? The lame hairstyle and the bike make you look like Dante."
The man chuckled. "A comedian. How nice. Looks like today will be a little more enjoyable than I thought." He reached to his back and pulled out two batons, the ends crackling with orange electricity. A small pair of jets were attached to his back.
"Oh, yeah? Well, come on, tough guy." Kevin turned his crystal hand into a sword again as his lava rock hand burst into flames. "Let's see what you've got!"
Kevin charged at the guy, who swiftly dodged the wild attack before slamming the end of a baton on his back.
"ARRRRGH!" The monster screamed in pain before pulling away and growling. He raised his right hand and shot a stream of fire straight at the biker, who quickly jetted away to dodge the flames as they set part of the cornfields on fire.
Angry, Kevin turned his crystal arm into a row of spikes, which shot out shards like a machine gun. But the biker was quick to react and dashed toward Kevin, ducking under the barrage before thrusting his batons into Kevin's stomach, shocking him again.
"GAAAAAAAH! RAAAAAH!" Screaming again, Kevin roared as he placed his fists together and tried to smash the biker with a double-fist punch. Still, again, the biker dodged the attack with a quick dash before boosting upward to attack again.
But this time, Kevin raised his head up straight, and his giant eye began to glow bright green. Then, it shot a laser beam that hit the biker, causing him to fall to the ground. He landed on his back, causing his jetpack to short out.
Grinning evilly, Kevin stood up straight, opened his mouth, and spit out a stream of light green slime, gluing the biker to the road.
"Ha! Not so tough now, are ya?!" Kevin stomped towards the biker, who was struggling to move. Kevin turned his crystal hand into sword form. "You were right. This fight was fun! Too bad it had to end so soon."
"Yes... You know... I was really looking forward to having a chance at using this..." The biker grunted, his right hand managing to reach his pocket, clasping a remote hidden inside.
"Yeah?" Kevin stepped on his chest, his crystal sword gleaming from the sunlight as he raised it. "Use what?"
"This!" The biker pressed a button on the remote. Behind them, the damaged motorcycle raised its seat, revealing a hidden cannon beneath it.
Kevin turned around to see the barrel charge up with white energy. Before he could react, a massive beam of energy shot out, sending the monster flying across the road.
ZRRRRRK! CRASH! CRRRRRRRCK…
Kevin landed roughly, ripping the concrete apart before stopping in front of a cornfield. "Oooooh..."
With Kevin knocked out, the biker managed to reach for a knife on the back of his combat vest, using it to slice part of the slimy webbing off of him, freeing his left arm. Then he dropped the knife and pulled the rest of it off with ragged breaths before turning to Kevin and smiling smugly.
He reached for the comm-link in his right ear. "General, this is Agent Wilson. We've found the disturbance the scientists picked up. It's been neutralized."
"Any connections to Nemesis Omega?"
"Not from the looks of it. This is a whole new breed of alien. Requesting transport before he wakes up."
"Copy that, Wilson. Hang tight for the chopper."
Suddenly, the motorcycle's energy cannon started to spark and smoke before it exploded along with the bike, leaving a crackling fire in the middle of the road. Wilson turned to the motorcycle and sighed.
"And you might want to tell the R department to go ahead with scrapping the assault bike."
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"Ugh…" Kevin slowly blinked as he regained consciousness. He tried to move, but he felt something holding him back. He turned to see the thick clamps around his arms and legs that kept him secured to a wall he was latched to. There was also a strange collar on his neck. He tried to pull himself free, but the shackles were tight and stronger than he was.
"Ah, Mr. 11! Glad you're awake! We have some questions to ask you." Wilson's voice called from a microphone on the wall before him. A thick window of one-way glass obscured his face, but Kevin could feel his smile from the side of the glass. Between him were two people, who looked smaller than him, but seemed emotionless.
"Where am I?" Kevin asked.
"Oh, you're in a special little place we call headquarters. We are Task Force X, the planet's main alien containment group. Now, why don't you tell us what your planet wants from Earth?"
"Planet? I'm from Earth!" Kevin growled.
Suddenly, the collar began to beep, and a surge of orange electricity ran through Kevin's body. The mutant screeched in pain as the current surged through him. Thankfully, the shock faded fast, letting Kevin breathe.
"Oh?" Wilson replied. "From what we've seen of your body through the scans, 89% of your body has ten differing DNA signatures that don't register from Earth's DNA banks, and as a bonus, the 'human' part of your DNA contains genetic differences that actual humans don't have. So, let me ask you again…"
The collar beeped again, sending another jolt through Kevin's body.
"...what does your planet want with Earth?"