Chapter Three
"Gaaaaah!" in classroom 2-2, a male student sitting in the back scrunched up his face. "Talk about bad luck… The homeroom teacher this year should be Morooka, isn't it?"
Standing on the side, his friend sighed. "Yeah. It's King Moron alright… We get to enjoy his long-ass sermons every day for a whole year… whoopdedoo~"
"A-whoop… de-doo~" the sitting student cheered with a sarcastic wave. "I just can't wait for lunch today, so I can have a nice long break without hearing his voice."
Different from the two tortured souls, a female student opposite of them chirped up, "I know. I know. But haven't you guys heard? I heard there's going to be a transfer student from the city in this class."
"What's surprising about that? We already got Hanamura? Ain't that right, Yosuke!" the one standing called out across the classroom.
A stiff hand across the classroom waved at them in response.
"So…" the sitting student, perhaps from changing the topic away from King Moron, became more active in the conversation. "Is it a guy or a girl? Oh, how I hope it's a girl. A cute one too! The females in our class are so bori-" before he could finish that statement, he could feel numerous eyes staring in his direction.
And they were not happy from that tiny slip of information that was about to exit his mouth.
The sitting student wisely shut his mouth, his friend who was standing aside chuckled, "Nice save there."
"Oh shut up, vomit boy."
In the center of the room, a couple of ears heard about the info about the new arriving transfer student. "A transfer student from the city… just like you, huh, Yosuke?" said a short-haired girl wearing a light green high collared jacket.
"Although," the girl looked a bit concerned at Yosuke who was hanging onto an inch of his life, sprawled out on top of his desk.
"You look so dead today…"
"So…" Yosuke groaned out, "had to defend him from so many girls. And most of them started… comparing him to me! Wah!"
Breakfast time was a complete disaster! Once they entered through the cafeteria's doors, heads kept turning. Many of the female students had eyes that were practically stripping them down to the bone.
It wasn't just them. The male portion, their reaction on the other hand was a bit tense, though some just looked at Naruto before continuing on. There were others who were outright scowling and glaring in plain sight as if Naruto and Yosuke owed them money or something!
Geez, although it hurts to say, being ugl-uh, being plain rocks!
The amount of times that he had to help shave off the bold female students advances were too much for his taste.
"I'm so drained…" Yosuke moaned, resting the side of his head against the table.
"Please. Just let time pass by and help me recover!"
Looking at the pure emotion of 'fatigue' running across Yosuke's face made both the short-haired girl and the black-haired girl sitting in front of her, sweatdropped at the sight.
The short-haired girl looked at her friend in confusion, "What's he talking about?"
The girl with long black hair, wearing a red school uniform with a red hairband keeping her hair straight, answered back with confusion as well.
"Who knows? Perhaps… he accidentally crashed his bike again?"
"Oh," the short-haired girl nodded.
Turning to Yosuke with a look of understanding, "is that it, Yosuke? Did you crash on your way here again? Seriously. Why don't you just take up my suggestion and buy a new bike?"
"Okay!" Yosuke, without ever lifting his head, raised a finger up. "For one, I'll have you know that that telephone pole appeared specifically out of nowhere thus making me crash into it… on purpose!"
He soon lifted a second finger, "And two! There is nothing wrong with the Hanamura mobil. Besides, I'm gonna take it to the bike shop to have it changed. I promise."
Before the girls could respond back, the door to the classroom opened.
"Awright. Awright! Take a seat on the double!" a middle-aged man wearing a dark navy suit entered the classroom. The most unique feature about him was his buck teeth which was the part of him that was most eye-catching in the entire school.
The students upon his arrival groaned as they went back to their seats.
Apparently, their groaning irritated the man who was the teacher of the class, Mr. Morooka Kinshiro. He went up to his desk and slammed a hand down.
He barked out towards the students in a loud demanding tone, "Awright! Shut yer damn traps!"
The teacher upon finally hearing silence wasn't all too happy. He looked at the students as if they were just rats crossing the dirty streets. "I'm Morooka Kinshiro, your homeroom teacher from today onward! Some of you know me and unfortunate for me that I know some of you, sad right?"
A few students in the class grumbled but in their hearts was for once agreeing with Mr. Morooka.
Why did they have to know him? And why on earth was he their teacher this year?
Regrets! So much sadness!
Many of the students were fuming, already jealous of their fellow classmen in the other classes. At least they did not have to deal with the annoyance of Morooka Kinshiro, aka King Moron.
And sure enough, in the other classroom, when they found out their teacher wasn't Morooka Kinshiro, they were doing backflips and cheerful screams in their hearts.
"First things first! Just 'cause it's spring doesn't mean you can swoon over each other like love-struck baboons. Long as I'm around, you students are going to be pure as the driven snow! Do I make myself clear?"
The classroom was silent.
"I said!" Mr, Morooka slammed his hand against his desk, some students wincing from the action, "Do I make myself clear!"
"Yes, Mr. Morooka."
"Well, good." Mr. Morooka nodded before a knocking sound tapped against the doorway.
Eyes were immediately drawn to the door.
"Huh!" Mr. Morooka grumbled as he slammed the door open, "What the hell do you-oh right. It's you. The faculty warned me about you and your flirty ways!"
"Um, what did you say?" a male's voice was heard from the other side of the door.
Students in the classroom leaned forward or stretched out their necks to see who was at the door.
"Get back to your seats!" Mr. Morooka yelled back to the class.
"We're…" some students sweatdropped. "We're already sitting…"
"Then sit up straight! And as for you!" Mr. Morooka glared at the 'pretty' boy by the door. "I'm keeping my eyes on you. I'll make sure your hands are as pure as the driven snow and distill water! Understand?!"
"Y-Yes, Morooka-sensei!" the student outside the classroom gave a salute.
Mr. Morooka blinked, honestly surprised at the statement, "Sensei! H-Huh. When was the last time a student actually called me sensei in respect? Hmm." he turned around to walk back to his desk. "Your 'buttering up' tactics won't work on me!"
He looked at the students with the most nerve wrecking stares.
"Now, I hate wasting my time, but I'd better introduce this transfer student." Mr. Morooka scowled. "This sad sack's been thrown from the big city out to the middle of nowhere like yesterday's garbage."
He pointed a finger at all the students in his classroom.
"And he's just as much of a loser here as he was there, so you girls better not get any ideas about hitting on him!"
"Hah! Do you hear that, Yukiko? King Moron thinks that the newcomer will be worth our time to flirt with. Snrk." the short-haired girl snorted at the idea that she of all people would start flirting with some random boy.
"Um. He's at least warning us about him, perhaps. Chie." Yukiko, the girl with long black hair, stated. Her eyes never left the door, just wondering what kind of student made Mr. Morooka so agitated.
"I heard that, Satonaka Chie!" Mr. Morooka glared at the tomboy who was startled from being called out. "But Yukiko is right about the fact that I am warning you! Apparently 'pretty' boy here made such a ruckus in the cafeteria and it has only been his first day! Hope you keep that stern attitude of yours once he shows his face!"
Hearing King Moron's warning, Chie scoffed. She leaned back and brought up two fingers in response, making a challenging gesture. "C'mon then! Bring him in! I ain't afraid of anything!"
"Chie!" Yukiko looked at Chie with a bit of admiration.
Mr. Morooka snorted before turning to the door. "Awright ya sad sap! Get your butt in here!"
Yosuke sat up with an interesting look on his face, "Hope you stick by your words, Chie."
"Haha!" Chie sneered before looking at the door, as did the rest of her classmates, "bring it on! I told you once so I'll tell it to you all twice! There is no way that Chie Satonaka will ever fall fo… f… f… rrrr…"
Then Chie's jaw proceeded to drop, a huge blush forming on her cheeks.
"W-Wow!" Yukiko said with a blush as well.
Soon the rest of the class watched as an exotic teenager walked into the classroom, his blond spiky hair shaking, his jaded necklace adding to the look of mystery in style itself.
The student came in with such blue eyes that the students thought they were carved straight out from the ocean themselves, whisker-like marks on his face that made people just want to pet em.
The most important thing to note was his cheerful smile, that made the students unconsciously smile as well, the smile itself was begging for attention!
Begging for their attention!
"Uh." the student shyly scratched his cheek in embarrassment. "T-Thanks for the… um… introduction, Mr. Morooka-sensei."
"Tch." Mr. Morooka rolled his eyes before staring at his classroom.
Yup. Just as he expected.
Girls blushing and practically moaning out approval in their spots like hyenas in heat.
The poor male saps on the other hand were just as amazed.
"Pathetic, Satonaka!" Mr. Morooka cursed out. "What happened to that pillar of confidence of yours? Huh?!"
The teacher mocked the tomboy.
"H-Hey!" Chie glared, but her act of intimidation looked a lot less menacingly with the blush on her face.
Yosuke crossed his arms and agreed as well. "Oh how the mighty have fallen. Sigh."
Chie glared back at him before turning forward.
"Awright. Awright! I'm getting tired of you moaning baboons giggling on the spot!" Mr. Morooka turned to the blond with a scowl. "Tell 'em your name, kid, and make it quick."
"R-Right." Naruto coughed, holding onto the strap from his backpack before giving a wave. "Hey everybody! Nice to meet you! Names Uzumaki Naru-"
"Aha!" Mr. Morooka ran to Naruto with a hand pressing against his palm. "You heathen! You were just ogling that innocent young girl by the window weren't you?!"
At the accusation, Naruto's jaw dropped.
He then opened his mouth.
"WHAAAA?! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!"
Apparently his loud voice was so effective that it ruined whatever perfect image he had, making everyone in the class break out of their stares.
"Hahaha! So you admit it! That's it, I just met you and I decided that I do not like you, Uzumaki Naruto! Your name is going down on my rotten little shit list!"
"Oh come on, dattebayo!" Naruto's arms shook wildly in the air. "I literally just came in! I wasn't even ogling! Just introducing myself like you said, Old Man!"
"Old Man?! Are you talking sas against me, Uzumaki?!"
"N-No old ma- I mean Mr. Morooka sensei!"
Mr. Morooka tilted his head, giving the transfer student the evil eye. He tapped his head in a repeated session. "I saw that look in your eye when you were giving the girl by the backseats-"
"Huh! Backseats?! You were just mentioning someone by the windows!"
"Aha!" Mr. Morooka slapped his knee in victory, "So you were eying the girl by the window side were you?! And you thought that I wouldn't notice?!"
A finger pointed in the blond's way, "I don't know what filthy institution that you come from, but we don't do that kind of thing here! Got it!"
"B-But!" Naruto grew a bit teary eyed.
"Ah ah!" Mr. Morooka raised a hand, already proud at catching the transfer student in his perverted and indecent acts, "Zip it!"
Naruto deflated on the spot making the students of the class laugh at him.
"Snrk…hahaha." Yukiko covered her little laughs.
Chie rolled her eyes, the blush on her face dying down.
Yosuke only sighed, already feeling sorry for Naruto for becoming King Moron's student with them.
Although, it doesn't hurt to share the burden of King Moron's rule.
As Yosuke gloated silently, Mr. Morooka barked towards the class.
"Now listen up! This town is miles away from your big city of perverts and assholes, in more ways than one." he smoothed out his suit before glaring at Naruto again.
Naruto flinched.
Mr. Morooka took pride in that flinch!
"Uzumaki, you better not even think of getting involved with the girls here, let alone abusing them! But what do I know… it's not like the old days. Even here, kids grow up so damn fast."
Mr. Morooka complained, "Every time I turn my back, you're fooling around on those damn phones, checking your life-journals and your my places…"
As the rant went on and on, Naruto's body became more deflated than a balloon by the second.
His teary eyed face made the students sympathetic.
Chie, wanting to give the poor guy a break, raised her hand. "Sir!"
Mr. Morooka harrumphed at being interrupted. "What is it, Satonaka? Done with your ogling already?"
"H-Hey…" Chie blushed, scowling as a few laughs were sent her way.
Chie glared at Yukiko whose shoulders were shaking, probably due to hiding her laugh from her.
Chie rolled her eyes before turning to King Moron.
"There's an empty seat here. Can the transfer student sit right next to me?"
"Oh. So that you can flirt with him is that right?! Oh how that stern attitude of yours has fallen!"
"W-Why you…"
Mr. Morooka simply dismissed the angry Chie, and turned to Naruto. "Ya hear that? Your seat's over there."
He looked disgusted by Naruto's shocked face, "So hurry up and siddown already!"
"Huh-wha-b-but!" Naruto slumped, "A-Alright. Understood Mr. Morooka-sensei…"
Mr Morooka snorted, "At least you got the basics of respecting your seniors."
Naruto sighed, rubbing the back of his head as he made his way to his desk.
Once he sat down, Chie leaned towards his side with an empathetic tone.
"He's the worst, huh? Rotten luck for you to get stuck in this class… Well, we just have to hang in there for a year."
Naruto gave a hesitant smile as Mr. Morooka started homeroom.
As Naruto paid attention to what Morooka-sensei was saying, the people around him started talking.
"So that's the transfer student, huh… I hate him already with that pretty face of his."
"Do you? I feel sorry for him. Sucks to be the transfer student, ending up in King Moron's class on the first morning here…"
"Yeah, he won't think twice about suspending you if you get on his bad side. Then again, we're all in the same boat…"
"He's so cute! What's up with those whisker marks of his? I just want to pet him!"
"Hey. Do you think he'll give me his number if I ask him out? He's so hot! I just want to gobble him up and keep him all to myself!"
"Awww. I liked it better before he talked. Completely ruined the whole mood."
"Don't you think he gots a nice ass?"
As the conversations around him became louder, a blush spread out through Naruto's face, reaching the tips of his ears.
Naruto shyly lowered his head, "This sucks, dattebayo~ This isn't what I thought my first class would be at all…"
Hearing this, Yukiko turned a bit to give him a sympathetic smile before facing forward.
Mr. Morooka, upon seeing his students not paying attention, slammed a palm against his table. "Shut your traps! I'm taking roll call, and I damn well expect you to respond in an orderly manner!"
And so that was how Naruto spent his day, under the death glare of Morooka-sensei.
When the school bell rang, Naruto almost leaped out of his chair to cheer to the heavens.
"Hm!" Mr. Morooka glanced at the pretty boy over there with a glare.
Could've sworn the boy was shaking in lust from ogling the girls in the classroom, hm!
"That's all for today. Normal lectures will start tomorrow." Mr. Morooka rolled his eyes as his students began scrambling around like little monkeys in the zoo.
He walked to the door with his belongings in hands, but before he could reach the door the school's speakers sparked with an announcement.
"Attention, all teachers!" the School intercom announced, "Please report immediately to the Faculty Office for a brief staff meeting. I repeat, please report immediately to the Faculty Office for a brief staff meeting."
Mr. Morooka and his students raised their eyebrows in question.
"... All students must return to their classrooms and are not to leave the school until further notice."
"Huh?!"
"What? This can't be!"
"I wanna go home!"
Complains flew left and right.
Then came Mr. Morooka who struck between their complaints in the middle.
Mr. Morooka scowled, "Hmph. If you punks can chitchat like this you might as well call yourselves the cousin of the Bamboo Partridge! You all heard the announcement. Don't go anywhere until you hear otherwise."
It was only after Mr. Morooka went that students left their seats to chat with their friends inside the classroom.
Naruto stretched his neck, frowning a bit when sensing eyes wandering over to him.
He turned his head and pouted at Yosuke, who came over to his side once King Moron left.
"Yosuke! You said that homeroom will be a thing to remember!"
In response, Yosuke gave a small wink. "Hey, it is a thing to remember. A bad thing to remember that is. Welcome to hell my friend. And since King Moron has a great impression of you then we'll need your help in sharing the burden."
He bowed his head and clapped in Naruto's direction. "Arigatou gozaimasu!"
Naruto's lips twitched, "Don't…!" he bent down and clapped his hands in a mocking gesture, "arigatou gozaimasu me, Yosuke! I was so shocked! I literally just came in and suddenly I got a warrant over my head upon ogling girls with my harassing stares~?!"
Naruto grew teary eyed, shaking a fist. "I was scared ya bastard!"
Yosuke grabbed his stomach to laugh.
Naruto pouted.
Their attention shifted when suddenly loud sounds of a siren started going off.
A couple of students by the window peeked out, but besides the main gate that could slightly be seen, they didn't see anything at all.
"Did something happen? Don't those sirens sound really close?" one student exclaimed as he peered outside. "Ugh, I can't see a damn thing. Frickin' fog."
His pal agreed, "Yeah, the fogs are pretty annoying. It is like that when every time it rains lately, it gets all foggy."
Another friend pitched in, "Hey, did you hear? I hear that paparazzi's looking all over for that announcer."
"Oh yeah. You mean, Yamano Mayumi, right? I heard some guys spot her in the shopping district."
"Actually, I heard that.."
As several students talked, Naruto and Yosuke went back to chatting.
"Hm. What's that about?" Yosuke wondered.
"Who knows. Maybe they called the ambulance to heal my wounded heart~" Naruto held his chest in a dramatic fashion. "Oh how wound-ith am I?"
Yosuke sweatdropped, "Dramatic much."
Before Naruto could make a snarky retort, a loud voice came in front of them.
"H-Hey, Yukiko-san!"
The two turned to see that one of the guys by the window stopped in front of the desk belonging to a girl with long black hair.
A pretty girl, Naruto bets, because the guy in front of the desk was blushing slightly.
"M-Mind if I ask you something…?"
"Um," Yukiko's lips thinned.
"Is it true that announcer's staying at your family's inn?"
Yukiko sighed, her face becoming a bit tired as she placed her books away into her desk's drawer. "I can't discuss such things."
"Oh," the guy became embarrassed, unknowingly allowing his eyes to wander from Yukiko's face down to her figure. "Y-Yeah, I guess not b-but…"
"Hold it right there!" Chie stepped out of her desk and blocked Yukiko behind her. "Can't you see that Yukiko doesn't want to talk about that stuff? And also," she raised a shaking fist, "don't think I know where you are looking at, pal! Keep your eyes to yourself!"
"H-Huh. W-What?" the student became a bit annoyed before scowling at Chie. "I don't want to hear that from the girl who practically drooled upon seeing the transfer student walk in."
At this, Yukiko narrowed her eyes at the boy, "Excuse me?"
"Huh?!" Chie shrunk back before lunging forward with her eyes on fire. "What did you say to me?!"
"C-Chie! Calm down!" Yosuke hooked his arms under her arms and pulled her back.
"Why! You are lucky Yosuke is holding me back or I'll shove my foot so far up your-!"
"Whoa." Naruto's eyes widened. A girl that was as fierce as Sakura-chan! That kind of girl exists in a small place like this?
So scary…
"Tch. Whatever…" the boy grew more annoyed and walked away.
After he made a distance between them, that was the time Yosuke released Chie.
Chie smoothed out her jacket and blew a raspberry in the jerk's direction.
"Thanks for the assist, Chie." Yukiko beamed.
Chie sighed before giving a smile, "Any time, any day, Yukiko. But sheesh, how much longer is this gonna take?"
"There's no telling." Yukiko said.
Chie snapped her fingers to the side, "Should have left once the school bell rang or before the announcement came on… Ooh! By the way, didja try what I told you the other day?"
Yukiko tilted her head with a questioning look.
"You know…" Chie became excited, "That thing about rainy nights. I heard a guy in the class next door yell something like, 'My soulmate is Yamano, the announcer!'."
Naruto looked interested. "What's she talking about, Yosuke?"
"Oh. Oh yeah. You don't know do ya since you've just got here." Yosuke coughed before putting on a mysterious tone. "In rainy nights, during the time the fog appears, on the tv will appear the Midnight Channel, and the person who appears on that channel will be your destined soulmaaaaaate~ Awhoo-woo~"
"You make it sound like a scary thing, dattebayo!" Naruto sweatdropped.
Yosuke smirked.
"Attention, all students." the classroom speakers came to life, as the School intercom reported, "There has been an incident inside the school district. Police officers have been dispatched around the School Zone. Please stay calm and contact your parents or guardians as soon as possible, and quickly leave the school grounds. I repeat, please stay calm and contact your parents or guardians as soon as possible, and quickly leave the school grounds."
"... do not disturb the police officers. Head directly home. Thank you!"
And then the students started leaving one after another, buzzing about what the announcer on the intercom just said.
"Wonder what that's all about?" Naruto yawned as he slung his backpack over his shoulder.
"Who knows." Yosuke zipped up his backpack. "But it sounds interesting at least. Why? You wanna take a loo- oh, Chie." he winced when seeing Chie and Yukiko making their way towards him.
"A-Anything you need?"
"Duh!" Chie rolled her eyes at Yosuke, "You said you were returning my dvd to me today, so… give it?" she raised her palm up. "Give me back my Trial of the Dragon!"
"Trial of the dragon?!" Naruto then spoke excitedly. "I love the part at the end where the Dragon Warrior finished off the villain with punches and kicks of thunder!"
"Right. Right." Chie turned to Naruto with sparkling eyes, "Oh and don't forget about the part where Master Shifu trained Po to overcome his hurdles. But in the end Po-"
"-and Po somehow mastered his training from not going through an obstacle course or by fighting a thousand men but by planning to fight Shifu for that one dumpling! Oh, that's so funny!" Naruto ended her sentence, laughing out loud.
His laughter was so contagious that it affected Chie who giggled as well.
Chie's face turned serious, "Ah, Po, I've seen how far your training has come. I vowed to train you and you have been trained. You are free to eat…"
She waved her hand and Naruto grinned.
"Hmmmmm~" Naruto hummed as he scratched his chin, looking at Chie as if she was serious or not in that offer. He visualized in front of him was a bowl of dumplings.
Chie's face was full of peace, "Enjoy…"
Naruto stretched out his hand to get an imaginary dumpling but Chie's hand swiftly slapped it away, picking up an imaginary dumpling and ate it.
One acting as Po was surprised, the one acting like Shifu simply gave a peaceful smile. "I said you are free to eat. Have a dumpling…"
Naruto reached out, his hand was slapped away and soon Chie's cheeks cutely puffed up.
Naruto was dumbfounded, his hands quickly reaching over again before Chie reflected them and ate the imaginary dumplings. By the end there was only one dumpling left that Chie and Naruto could see.
"Po. I said," Chie narrowed her eyes at 'Po', "You are free to eat!"
"I don't know, Master Shifu! Am I?!" Naruto yelled out.
"Are you?!" Chie questioned as she pulled out two pencils, and in a slick and neat manner, spun the pencils in her hands as they rolled between each finger. Ending it in a way that she held the pencils as if they were chopsticks.
Naruto's eyes were shocked before smirking, "HWUAAAAAA!"
And then the two made kung fu stances in the classroom, slowly moving around each other, delivering false strikes and posing in every way.
Around them, the forest was blooming.
Cherry blossoms falling from the trees covering their surroundings.
"Hahaha!" Naruto laughed.
"Hahahaha!" Chie joined in on the laughter.
"Dude. You both are a bunch of losers!" Yosuke's voice came which finally broke the illusion the two had.
Looking around, the two noticed that the students who didn't leave yet were watching them with snickers and smiles.
Some even had the gall to record them!
"H-Huh? W-What!" Naruto and Chie were stunned and at the same time, both of them erupted in two furious blushes, spreading from their cheeks to the tip of their ears.
"Snrk… hahahaha!" surprisingly it was Yukiko who snorted before laughing loudly.
Other students including Yosuke looked at Yukiko with shock. Never ever seeing the Amagi heiress laughing before.
Some even frowned, thinking that a laughing Yukiko looks more boring than a regular Yukiko.
Yukiko, not minding the looks, had a big smile on her face.
"T-That was so silly!"
Naruto blushed in shame, "I-It's a good movie!"
"W-What he said!" Chie blushed as well, "It has an amazing plot and is full of amazing quotes!"
As the two flailed their arms, trying to defend their innocence, only made matters worse as Yukiko kept laughing.
"G-Geez…" Naruto lowered his eyes.
"Yukiko, you meanie…" Chie blushed.
Then the two glanced at each other before shifting their eyes away.
"Um," Naruto coughed, breaking the silence, "U-Uzumaki Naruto. N-Nice to meet you." he lifted a hand.
Chie, glanced over at Naruto with a rare expression of shyness, "S-Satonaka Chie. Nice to m-meet you too…" shaking his hand before letting go.
She quickly popped to her friend's side, "And this is Amagi Yukiko! My best friend!"
Yukiko calmed down enough to wave her hand, but she still smiled to the point her dimples were showing. "N-Nice to meet you. I'm s-sorry for laughing. It's just… snrk." she slapped a hand over her mouth to hide her laughter.
Chie looked at Yukiko with an annoyed face.
"Nice to meet you too." Naruto grinned, his blush dying down.
Yosuke then popped between the two, slapping a hand on Naruto's shoulder before slapping
Chie on her back, "Oh wow, look at us. All being so friendly!" He took out a dvd case from his bag before pushing it into Chie's arms.
"T-Thanks for the dvd, Miss Satonaka! It was so cool! A-A really awesome movie. Like, the way they moved was just a-amazing to see! Well see ya!" Yosuke made a move to run out of the class when suddenly Chie stuck her leg out.
"Hold it! Miss Satonaka?" suspicious, Chie watched as Yosuke fell to the ground, she opened her dvd case.
Naruto and Yukiko peered over Chie's shoulders.
"Oh, wow. That's bad." Yukiko noted at the crack that ran through the dvd from the top to the bottom from the center.
"AAAH!" Chie cried out.
"Aww man, Yosuke! Why?! Such a good movie too!" Naruto cupped his cheeks full in despair.
"Y-You cracked the disk? What the hell, you tool?! How can you do this to my Trial of the Dragon!"
On the ground, Yosuke crawled backwards in fear. "I-I'm sorry! It was an accident! Please have mercy! I'll make it up to you once my paycheck comes in!"
Yukiko, more worried about her classmate falling, peered down at Yosuke. "Are you okay?"
"Yukiko! Don't be nice to this jerk!" Chie shouted.
"Yeah, don't be nice to him, Yukiko! An awesome movie ending out not in a fight but in a crack? Such a shame!" Naruto shook his head, clapping his hands in prayer.
If one were to look closely, they would have spotted tears forming.
"So," Chie cracked her fingers causing Yosuke to eep in fear. "What should we do?"
Naruto raised his right hand up, "Whoever finds him guilty in court says I!"
"I!" Chie shouted with her arm raised, tearing up, there goes her favorite movie which she spent her own money on.
Yukiko awkwardly smiled, neither saying her approval or disapproval.
"Well, that settles it." Naruto nodded before looking at the scared Yosuke who was backed against the wall. "Hanamura Yosuke! You have been found guilty of a case involving personal broken property damage, of an awesome kung fu flick, and of breaking our hearts which holds close expectations for you!"
He looked at Yosuke as if he was the worst scum on earth, "How do you plead?"
Yosuke looked up with a nervous expression, "Not guilty due to bicycle malfunction? Hehehe."
"Guilty!" Naruto roared.
Chie lifted her arms up with a scream, "Guilty!"
"Um." Yukiko became nervous under the transfer student's and Chie's intense stares.
She looked at Yosuke with a sorry look before raising her hand, "Guilty."
"Huh?! You're gonna do me dirty like that, Yukiko-san!" Yosuke was shocked and then he became scared straight when Chie stretched out her legs and Naruto cracked his knuckles.
"Wait. Wait! Noooooooo!"
Sadly and unfortunate for him, Chie was the first to strike.
And the place that has been striked was the area where the Hanamura lineage depends on.
It was a sad day indeed.