Millie saw the tot rubbing his back as the drove to the office. "Knew I was being too happy." From what she heard on the radio she bought, the radio demon forced the kid to fix up one of the wonky broadcast towers … by climbing it and finding the problem on a slippery and thin piece of metal. "I was two friends in. Knew Alastor wouldn't let that slide."

"Hey, on the bright side, you're three for three on fucking over all the V's." Blitz grinned as he drove like a madman on the road. "And the free advertisement just keeps coming and coming like my dick!"

"Right, cause getting three overlords on par with Alastor angry is just what I wanted." Iruma grumbled.

"They probably aren't going to try anything soon." Loona scoffed as she scrolled through her phone. "Octavia handed one of their asses to them, remember? Keep your girlfriend close and they'll probably back off for at least forever or half of forever."

"She's not my girlfriend, she's just a girl who's my friend." Her tot corrected.

"Damn straight! You tell all of hell that, Tot!" Millie squeezed the boy with a hug. "Keep it in the friend zone!"

"Millie, we've both dated younger than him." Mox said. "To try and stop it if he desired it would be hypocritical."

"But we're parents now. Hypocrisy is part of the package."

"She's got you there Mox." Blitz nodded. "I would never in a million years let Loona fuck a quarter of the number of people I've given it too in a million years!"

"Remind me what's stopping me from punching you in the face for that comment?" The hellhound asked with a glare.

"The fact I'm driving."

"Never stopped me before." And with that, the violence began, the car spinning out of control.

"Gonna crash!" Iruma screamed, doubling his seat belts.

"Just hang on to your mama tot, I got you covered!" She held on tightly to her boy.

"Sir, Loona, get it together! We're going smash into the parking lot!" Moxxie called out.

"No biting, bad Loonie!" Blitz called out as his head was getting repeatedly beaten into the steering wheel. "Chill your dick Mox, we'll be fine as long as our parking space is ope-there's someone in our spaaaceee-!"

CRASH

They groaned, having hit some car next to a brightly colored pink one. "... I'm okay!" Iruma cheered. "Seatbelt safety is apparently universal, even in hell."

"Good for you, you walking safety PSA.." Blitz grumbled.

"I'm proud of my ability to stay safe, so that's actually a compliment."

"Can't argue with that!" Millie grinned.

"Ugh, who the fuck parked in our space!?" Blitz growled as he kicked open the now busted door of the company van. "Hey! You! The driver of this tacky pink cumdump, explain yourself!" He called out as a tall pink demon in high heel stilettos walked out. Wait … was that … "You … you oh shit VEROSKIA!?"

"VEROSIKA MAYDAY!?" They shouted.

"Who?" All except Iruma, who was just confused.

"Well well, if it isn't Blitz …O." The succubus pop star lowered her star shaped shades with a condensating glare.

"That's silent and you know it bitch!" Their boss growled. "What the fuck are you doing here!? Your fat ass should be in rehab!"

"Yeah, but I'm rich, so I got to bail." The pop star smirked. "I would say your sister said hi, but she probably already told you that, didn't she?"

"Wait, Blitz has a sis-" Mox began to ask.

"Still doesn't explain why you're parked here, this is my company's exclusive parking space!"

"Oh, that." She waved off. "Me and my crew are in pride for Spring Break. Doing some freelance work for one of the buildings more successful companies and they gave us a parking space." Ms Mayday pointed to the painted over letters.

"Uh, not to be rude, but I still don't know what's going on." Iruma raised his hand. "You two know each other.

"Oh, you're that radio brat. Suzukie or whatever." The pop star looked down on him… and gained a familiar looking grin she's seen on many a demon. "Ooh… you smell scrumptious."

"Why do I keep running into so many cannibals?" The tot grumbled as Millie pulled him back protectively. "I know this is hell, but the ratio is just absurd."

"First off, hands off my coworkers, skank!" Blitz growled. "Second … we dated.."

"YOU WHAT!?" Most of them shouted.

"Oooh." The tot nodded. "... So was Stolas the reason you broke up or-"

"Nope." Verosika shook her head, taking off her glasses. "It was some asshole who ran off, smashed my hotel room, stole my CAR-"

"And drove three rings down to wrath to max our MY/HER credit card for shitty horse riding lessons." Blitz and her finished.

"Bitch you will not let that go!"

"Wow.. that guy sounds like a big jerk." Iruma noted, having lost the context of who they were talking about.

"He really is." She scoffed, a small smirk on her face. "Not to mention they were never a giver in bed."

"They never shared their blankets and pillows?" Their tot asked with a tilt.

"... That too actually." The succubus admitted with a thoughtful nod.

"Okay, first of all, kid, shut the fuck up." Blitz growled. "Second, you better move you tampon on wheels before I-"

"Before what?" A big beefy and muscular hellhound with a blind eye and large jagged scar on the left side of his face.

"Wow …" Loona's eyes widened, her mouth hanging open.

"... Are you gonna get that big one day?" The tot asked.

"… Or I'll call HR!" Blitz finished, actually getting a laugh out of the succubus and male hellhound.

"Wow, five years later and you manage to tell one good joke." Veroskia slow clapped. "I suppose it just took a long while to get through the punchline of your life."

The two of them walked away, leaving a grumbling Blitz staring off at her. "I wasted so much time spending my life with a bag of holes like her."

"Hold on, just wait a fuck here!" Loona shouted. "Just how the hell did you date the most popular succubus pop star in hell!?"

"Did you date her before she was famous?" Millie asked.

"I would ask if she was suffering brain damage, but she clearly realized what you were like a few seconds into the relationship." Moxxie nodded.

"Ooh, what was sex with her like?" Mille asked.

"Millie, I thought you were against the crude questions."

"I don't see the big deal, it's just sex." Iruma shrugged. "Not like anything special happens during it."

"See, if the kid with the hormones doesn't question it, why the fuck should I explain myself." Blitz grumbled. "Not like I pry into your shitty lives."

"You totally do/you always do/you kind of do/everyone in hell pries into my life." They all responded at once.

"... Fuckin." The man shook his head as he walked away. "I need a drink, this is too much shit in the morning." He grumbled. "After that, we're gonna get our fucking space back!"

Tex stood in silence as he guarded the door. Not that he wasn't on friendly terms with the succubi gang, but he would rather NOT smell that much concentrated sex in one area. Already had enough of that when he was playing their bouncer. And while Beez wouldn't mind, he was one of those you call the loyal type. He was just kind of a one woman kind of hellhound. Strange in hell, sure, but it was his life, and he did what he wanted. Heck, it's why he had a job instead of just living off his girlfriend's money.

"Hey!" He turned and saw the red man called 'Blitzo' or something looking baffled. "The fuck are you doing here!? This is my company's space!"

"There wasn't enough room on the second floor. So they gave a space on the first one." He said. "You still have your office over there."

"Oh, so we have neighbors now." The human kid over those freaky radio broadcasts noted as he saw the two rooms were across from each other. "Maybe they'll be friendly if we don't bother them."

"Fuck that noise!" The imp shouted, pulling out a shotgun.

Vortex responded by grabbing it and shattering the weapon with his hands. "No weapons inside the premises." He growled.

"So hot.." The hellhound girl wagged her tail with a blush. Ah, first crush probably. Girl didn't look like she got out much.

"Sir, allow me to go." The short red imp spoke up. "I can handle this with proper negotiation and calm reasoning." The imp put on a rather haughty look. "And as someone that's not a practicer of the 'pop genre' style of music, her status and work does affect me significantly less than the normal-"

"Moxxie, just shut the fuck up and do your stupid plan." The tall imp groaned. "My day's not getting better listening to you bullshit."

They sighed. "Yes sir." He walked inside.

"Hey there …" The hellhound gal greeted. "So … you're staying here for the week?"

"That's the plan." He nodded. Eh, it wouldn't hurt to have a little conversation. Not like it was hurting anyone.

"That's great! I mean, unless that sucks for you.." She said nervously.

"It's more money in my pocket the longer it goes." He shrugged. "The only downside is the smell afterwards. Verosika is great with music but not so much housekeeping."

"Who is in hell?" The girl smirked, making Tex laugh just a little.

"You know, you've got a bit of reputation among hellhounds you know."

"I … what?" She asked.

"The hellhound who stuck with her pack against a predator." He glanced over to the radio boy. "Everyone in hell hears what's goin on around that kid."

"Moxxie, coil your tail! It's your only chance!" They cried out as the boss and her posse worked their stuff and jumped the short imp.

"Keep your teeth tight!" Blizo shouted.

"Oh.. they do huh.." The girl winced. "That's embarrassing.."

"Don't be. You stuck it to that pompous blow up doll overlord and stood your ground for you friend. Mad respect." He shot her a toothy grin and a thumbs up. "Can't tell you how many times my girl complained about her being a 'trashy party queen'."

"That's being too kind." The girl laughed. "She's more like the wannabe prom queen that rigged the vote and still lost."

"Ha!" Oh, that one was good. She was fun. "Name's Vortex. Friend's call me Tex."

"Oh, that's cool. Wish I had friends… shit I mean I have friends but well, guess that would mean the kid's the only one and.." The girl was blushing red. ".. I need more friends." Honest too. It was rare to see so many good qualities in one demon.

"I could hook you up with a party … you know, once this whole week thing is over." He gestured to the group trying to comfort a downed imp.

"Mox, speak to me honey! How many fingers am I holdin!?" The girl shouted, holding up three.

"Seven …"

"That tears it! Taking my space and my floor is one thing, but taking my employees' holes is where I draw the line!" Blizo shouted as he knocked the door down.

"So … is your boss as crazy as mine?" The gal asked.

"Not especially, only when her pride and/or her sobriety is questioned." Which was rare … at least, it was rare.

"Alright you succubitches! I challenge you to a … challenge! Fuck, said it twice." The Blitzo imp grumbled.

"You challenging Verosika to a demon duel?" Ace asked with a smirk as all the succubus glared down at the imps.

"You bet you herpe infected assess I am!" Blitzo shouted. "Every Spring break Asmodeus allows you HIV spreaders to invade the human world en masse while also being a prime time for crimes of all kinds!" The tall imp grinned as he made a finger gun motion towards his head. "So I bet that you sluts can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day!"

"Ohhh … and I take it we're making this interesting?" Verosika asked with a grin.

"Of course! When we win, my company takes back our space and you move out of our floor!"

The big girl looked like she was thinking about it seriously for a second, before smirking at the kid's direction. "Alright, I accept your challenge…. But when we win.."

"Never going to happen bitch!"

"Virgin cutie here comes with me and my crew." The boss grinned, pointing to the human.

"What?" The group of imps shouted.

"Don't tell me your so bad now that you need prepubescent dick to get an orgasm from people ... actually I can totally by that."

"FYI prick, it's for the free advertisement."

"So this is how I die." The boy muttered. "Gambled away to a bunch of cannibals … somehow feels more fair then my own parents selling me to one."

"Oh don't worry tot." The female imp patted him on the back. "Blitz isn't stupid or heartless enough to go through such a-"

"Deal!"

"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" The female one jumped the tall imp and went for the throat with an axe in her hands.

"Ahh! Wait, Millie, save your murder boner for the challege-ahhh, Moxxie, control your bitch!"

"I would … seeing stars … mommy, is that you in the light…"

"Hah, easiest. Win. Ever." Tex's boss grinned as she strutted up to the human kid, and stroked his face with her tail. "Don't worry cutie, I don't bite too hard. By the end of the week, you'll be loving it."

"Slow death and stockholm syndrome, got it." The boy nodded with a 'done' expression as he walked out of the room.

"... Wow, he really is as naive as the radio said he was." The pop star noted… before the grin became wider. "Game on."

"Guess that's my cue to handle this mess." The hellhound girl pointed to the infighting imps. "So… see you topside?"

"See you there." He smirked. "May the best team win."

Loona smiled as the group finally tied up Millie. Sure, she may have to deal with the crazy insanity that was her co workers, but it wasn't like lives were on the line (barring those they murdered), and she met a cool hellhound. Oh, and Iruma would probably get his V-card swiped by Verosika and her posse … which made Loona feel a little weird admittedly, but it wasn't like the kid had anything to worry about … other than having his sex broadcasted all over hell, but that'll probably fuck with the Radio Demon's head. "BLITZ YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Millie struggled from her seat. "HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE TRAUMA THE TOT'S BEEN THROUGH!? I'LL RIP OFF YOUR HORNS AND USE THEM AS DOORSTOPS!"

"Man, someone's grouchy." The man grumbled. "Alright, it's time for strategy people!" He clapped, pulling out some paper with doodles. "We get clients. We go top side. We murder a bunch of people. We burn the bodies. We get the parking space back while celebrating. Any questions!?" Iruma raised his hand. "Yes brat!?"

"Can I spend the rest of the day contemplating my slow and inevitable death?"

"You can do that when you're just like any other sinner when you kick it!"

"That's exactly WHY I'm asking to do that now."

"Sir, why is your plan is nonsense?" Moxxie rolled his eyes.

"That's not a question."

"And that's not a plan."

"Oh thanks, way to be constructive with your smooth brain."

"I WILL CONSTRUCT A SPEAR OUT OF YOUR BONES AND STAB A BITCH!"

"Seriously, am I the only one who has their priorities in order today?" Blitz rolled his eyes. "I'm trying to get out fucking space back and no one's being helpful!"

"It's because you're plan is completely impossible." Iruma said bluntly. "Not that I support killing, but you're talking about a massive hunt, which as someone who's had to hunt for his own food a good portion of his life, gives me the right to say that without anything drawing them all together, you're just running around wasting energy and time."

"That is very adept strategizing, Iruma." Moxxie noted. "Well done."

"Oh … thanks." The kid blinked, looking flushed.

Well, if she was going to meet with Tex topside, then she might as well throw it out there. "I could be the bait." She raised her hand, and everyone stared at her weirdly. "What?"

"Nothing, I've just, never seen you up there." Iruma said with surprise.

"And you offering to be helpful is like saying the sky is green in Pride, simply not true." The fat bitch rolled his eyes.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, nuh uh, no way, not in a million years!" Blitz waved his hands. "The human world is the worst, especially for vulnerable goth girl's like you! Do you know the kind of FREAKS that'll drool over you!?" There was a minute of silence where everyone just stared into space, glaring at the eternal darkness of the universe.

"Well I can say that wolf meat isn't particularly edible, but it will do in a sitch."

"Not the kind of bait we're talking about." She sometimes forgot how dumb the kid could be. "Look, I can blend in, and if the kid can go on these missions, than why can't I?"

There was another minute of silence. "Blend in?" Millie asked.

"Yeah, you know, with a human disguise?" Loona stated the obvious. "The thing EVERY demon that goes topside has.

"They do?" Iruma asked, turning to the morons. "How come you never put them on?"

"Wait, they didn't!?" Loona shouted. "What the fuck have you three been doing topside this whole time!?" She knew they were idiots, but this took the cake to a whole new level.

"… Okay new plan." Her boss immediately changed subjects. "We get Loonie to draw them in, then murder them. We'll do it at a beach where all the young and horny will be celebrating their time off from the horrible education system."

"They're a crew of succubi sir. Is one young adult goth girl going to be enough bait to cover the number of kills we'll need to counter?"

"… This is the part where you say no offense Fatty." She growled.

"Why?" The idiot asked as she grabbed him by the neck.

"Good point either way Mox. We need to double time these kills if we have a chance at beating that pink skank." Blitz nodded as he took out a blue dress. "Luckily I was saving this for a rainy day. Kid, it's time to show your stuff." And tossed it to Iruma.

"Wait, why do I need to wear a dress for this?"

"Rule one of drunk humans on a beach. They're drunk and horny as fuck."

"Yes, but we need guy bait and girl bait." Fatty brought up. "If we have two of one side that's only half the targets."

"Oh Moxxie, as usual your brain is only as big as your dick." Blitz shook his head. "These are college kids. At this age, they stick their junk into whatever moves."

"He ain't wrong." Millie nodded. "I did the same, and I know you're the same Mox."

"… Fair enough all around."

"Not for me." Iruma grumbled.

"Yeah, well I'm your boss and I'm paying you. Now put on the dress, kid."

"... You're making me REALLY happy right now that radio's a non-visual medium right now guys… that's NOT a good thing I like…" The kid muttered as he walked out the door.

"… So I still wanna kill and maim you … but why did you have that on hand?" Millie questioned.

"Millie, there's never a time where I'm not ready to outclass a bitch in everything. That includes in dresswear." Loona rolled her eyes, snapping her fingers as she let flames overtake her body, taking on the closest thing she could find to a decent human disguise. "Oh Loonie. You look so … awful." Blitz grinned with a tear.

"Gee, thanks." Even when things were going her way, Blitz had to ruin it by talking, like most things in her life.

"Okay, I got it on. High heels suck though, are they negotiable?" Iruma questioned as he came aro—oooound … the … corner …

"Tot…." Millie's eyes glowed with sparkles and happines… and Loona for once couldn't blame her, cause what was before them.. Was too precious for words. "You're ADORABLE!"

Iruma, who was already pretty effeminate looking with his small body, high pitched voice, and mostly pale and soft skin, completed the look with the dress as now it was practically IMPOSSIBLE to tell that he was a boy. He looked dainty….. And cute….and with every confused step he took he only sold the illusion even more.

"… Moxxie." Blitz stated.

"Yes sir?"

"You're losing your 'most effeminate man I know' insults."

"Thank you sir."

He turned to her, blinking before smiling. "You look really nice, Loona."

"Oh… thanks…." She blushed, getting a weird beating in her chest, the same kind of feeling she had when she was talking to Tex earlier-wait, that couldn't be right. Tex was closer to her age and Iruma was still a kid… then again, it wasn't like that matter that much in hell-stop that! Just because the kid looked adorable in a dress didn't mean you were chasing after him! He just looked cute, nothing more than that! "You… you look great."

"Oh… thanks… why are you looking at me like that Loona?" Iruma titled his head, which only made the frilly look he had even cuter somehow.

"No reason, just burning this embarrassing image to memory." She cracked a smile.

"Ah, that checks." He gave an adorable little pout as he turned to Bliz. "Can I ditch the heels please?"

"Fine, your feet are small enough to sell the daintiness, and it'll probably please the freaky fetishists that'll be out there." Blitz waved off. "So lets go go go people! We got a parking space to win!"

"After I break your legs!" Millie struggled from her binds.

"Priorities Mils, priorities!"

"This is going to be a long day." She shook her head, before patting the kid on the head. "Hey, don't worry about it too much. Just walk the beach and let the idiots handle the rest. And if they do something stupid, then I smash their heads."

"Understood." He gave a soft smile that sparkled with his eye-dear Satan what was wrong with her today!?

Moxxie wiped down his rifle as the body fell. "That brings us up to a solid thirteen sir." So far it's been going good, after they were able to turn his wife's vengeance into protective fury when guys hit on Iruma. Admittedly, he did have a little pride when he saw the boy able to execute his part of the plan flawlessly. Even if the boy wasn't exactly living in the best circumstances, he was still making the best out of a bad situation, to which Moxxie could say he was… proud. After his wife, Iruma was the most sane person in the office.

"Excellent! I told you Mox that these honry fuckers wouldn't be able to resist the kid in a dress!" Blitz grinned .

"And a surprising number are after your daughter as well." He pointed to a man trying to smooch the hellhound.

"What the fuck do you mean by surprising!?" Loona shouted as Blitz shot the man in the head. "I'm hot as fuck, fatso!" Debatable.

"I am getting a weird vibe from everyone." Iruma spoke as Millie stabbed a man in the head as he tried to grab Iruma's butt from behind. "Like, it's like they want to eat me, but they're not. It's a weird feeling, like I'm always being watched but the danger's… mental?"

"That's just what happens when all eyes are on you in a large group of people." Loona waved off. "If we lose, this is pretty much how you're gonna be feeling all week with those Succubi."

"Could have sworn it was more literal with them with all the scrumptious comments." He muttered as he waved out to another target.

"We really need to get you a book on metaphors one of these days." Moxxie noted as he shot another in the chest. "I know males are usually more lecherous, but I could've sworn we would've hit at least one or two female targets."

"You know." A woman spoke, leaning down to Iruma's level. "I didn't think I was into girls, but something about you is doing it for me babe."

"Ask and ye shall receive Mox." Blitz commented as Millie stabbed the woman.

"Bitches and Ho's aint EVER touching my tot with their grubby little hands!" Millie stood proudly as she hugged the boy. "Oh, you're making me so proud, standin around and being pretty while helpin us out. You're finally findin your place in hell."

"Yep, flames for innocent moths." He deadpanned. "The joys of watching people brutally murdered."

"Now you're gettin it!" His wife jumped with joy.

"That's the spirit kid, passive acceptance!" Blitz cheered. "Hah! We're seventeen kills in and that hoar isn't even close to getting started! We got this in the bag!"

"Hey there party people!" A familiar voice shouted as pink mist came from a nearby stage that was being set up on the other side of the beach. "Who here's ready to make some bitchin bad choices!?"

"Well, she's starting." Moxxie deadpanned, seeing as multiple succubi and incubi in the crowd got it on, familiar with their tactics as one of their victims. "Five … ten … fifteen …"

"Damn it, these succubitchs are going for the early squirters!" Blitz shouted. "You're not getting away with it that easily, hoar! I'm on to your hoarish mating call!"

"Wait, so are these people getting like this because of them or because they're naturally just.. Drawn to demons?" The kid asked.

"There's a lot of freaks up here kid." Loona nodded as she slowly turned to the stage. "Lotta… strange looking freaks.."

"Aggh, we can't afford to get distracted, we're loosing progress!" Blitz shouted as he turned to a man that was throwing up on the beach. "Looonie, is this guy on our list?!"

"Uh… yeah, yeah, sure." The hellhound in disguised waved off without even looking.

"Perfect." His boss smiled.

"Whoa… are you a leprechaun?"

"Yeah, except instead of gold, we shit rainbows and kill your ass!" Blitz he sent an ax into the man's head. "But you ain't gonna tell anyone!"

"Ugh… oh that was gruesome… I think I need a minute to throw up!" Iruma rain off to the ocean to unfurl his load! "I never needed to throw up until I met you guys, just so you know! So many wasted meals!"

Mox sighed in sympathy as he blasted a woman's skull. Forced to suffer … the cruelties of the world. "Sir, perhaps a change in strategy is in order-"

"No time for you nonsense, Mox, we still got a role going!" Blitz shouted. "Loonie, where's the next target!?" Blitz shouted… as the hellhound was nowhere to be found. "Loonie… loonie…. WHERE'S MY BABY!?

"Over there, by the stage!" Millie shouted as she pointed to Loona…. Who was talking to what looked like the bodyguard of the stage that Verosika was preforming on… which meant it was likely her hellhound bodyguard from earlier.

"Is my Loonie toonie flirting with someone!?" Blitz shouted in rage.

He sighed. "Can we stop trying to murder people on the premise that our children will eventually like them?"

"I'm putting down a dog tonight!" Their boss shouted as he jumped forward.

"Well he's not going to be any more help." Moxxie groaned as he turned to his wife. "Looks like it's gonna be up to us to pick up the slack."

"I promise to slaughter anyone who gets close to the tot." She smiled with a determined nod. "M and M together! Making the monies!"

"So I'm just gonna stand here more while you two kill more people right?" Iruma asked.

"Pretty much." Moxxie nodded.

"Great… I'm just gonna grab something to drink. This dress is not very well ventilated."

"Here's a can sweetheart." A woman handed over a drink to the boy. "On me, for a cutie."

"Thanks…" The boy trepidatiously took it. "I don't know if it's the location or the dress that's making everyone act so weird around me."

"Haven't you ever been to a party before?" Moxxie asked as Millie tackled the woman.

"I've … worked at parties before." Iruma rolled his eyes. "Trash pick up, sanitation, never food set up. I always eat the table and then they get really mad and lock me in a closet for three days."

"… Sometimes you forget sinners come from the mortal realm." Moxxie sighed as he fired off a few rounds. Okay, they were at thirty kills while the succubi were at … thirty seven fucked. They were gaining traction, but without bitz's speedy kills, they were going to be lagging behind-

"Oh gross! That giant red possum trying to attack that pretty girl!" One of the party goers shouted, pointing at him.

"Protect her virginity so we can take it!" Wait wha-Moxxie was shoved inside of some liquid container. Oooh satan, it was booze … fuzzy … woozy … tingly …

Verosika took a sip of her Beelzejuice as she watched the crowd develop into an orgy. Humans were SO easy to manipulate. Just give them a flash or two, and they were putty in your hands. Soon this entire competition would be in the bag, then she'd get some nice little publicity in the palm of her hand. Quite literally in the case of that kid.

Admittedly she tuned into the broadcast on occasion, only really to listen to her bitch of an ex screw up his fucking life. Her favorite episode so far was hearing Barbie Wire give the red dick the biggest FU all over hell. The kid himself wasn't half bad, decent at getting around, could be a nice roadie with his obedience.

Though she admittedly had a soft spot when that date with the goetia girl aired. Something about the simplicity of two people enjoying each other's time and hobbies ... it brought her back to fond memories she had with …

The pop star immediately felt the urge for another drink, taking in every bit of joy non sobriety could give her. She felt her bottle empty, grumbling as she tossed it away. "Are you horny boys and girls ready to … take it up a notch?" She asked seductively.

"WOOOOOO!" The crowd cheered, soaking up everything she had to offer, as her crew soaked up everything they had to offer. This was the life. She was the envy of every demon and mortal on both worlds, and had no end of bastards and bitches she could endlessly fuck to her hearts content. Who the hell cared if Blitzo was still around. After today she'll prove that she was far beyond hanging around his sorry self-indulgent ass.

"Yeah!" She grinned into the mic as she gave the signal to her posse. In orgies, it was an endless sea of assholes ripe for succubus teeth to sink into. "Alright people! Grab the nearest hottie you can find and get to fucking!" Once this started, Blitzo and his posse of limp dicks had no chance of winning.

"I'm …" She heard one boy cry out. "I'm … I'm gonna-"

"RAAAAAAAHHHH!"

"Wow, now THAT'S what a squirter sounds like!" Kiki grinned. "Who's the lucky bitch or bastards that got that load?""

"Still working on getting one off." Ace raised his hand from his bisexual sandwich:

"Say.." Apple looked to the ocean. "Did we order a water show this time around?"

"No, couldn't afford to rent out sirens from Envy this time around." Veroskia noted.

"Then who's that?" She pointed to … well, the giant kraken.

"Isn't that the octopus that tried killing us a while back?" The human in an admittedly adorable dress questioned.

"Naa, too blowfishily, especially with those rows of razor sharp teeth heading our way-wait what-" And the red dick was sent flying backwards while the human ducked.

"Gaaaaaerrrrassgg!" The monster began crawling on land.

"Sweet effects." One of the spring breaks gawked in aw as the humans began taking photos … and started slaughtering them all in one squishy paste after another.

"Welp … time to get out of dodge." Verosika began walking away, not wanting to deal with the utter headache that this thing was going to bring. It was always one problem after the other with Blitzo.

"Won't we get in trouble for this?"

"Please, with the radio demon's pet, any trouble that stirs up at all will immediately get tossed on them." Veroskia waved off.

"Weeeeee! Fishy fishy fun!" That shorter male imp that worked for the fucker shouted in what looked like a drunken daze as he was grabbed by a tentacle. "I'm flyiiinnng!"

"And if we're lucky, the assholes will die off by themselves." Veroskia rolled her eyes. "No skin off our bones-"

Smasssh

One of the tentacles smashed the stage they were standing on, splitting it in half as her posse and her were sent flying everywhere.

"Fuck!" Verosika groaned, trying to get her bearings …

Crack

She looked up to see one of the stage lights falling down. "Oh …" Succubi weren't the most durable … at best this was going to cripper her, and at worst … well, she knew she was going to have regrets for a while now. "If anyone out here can hear me, I just want to say…. FUCK YOU BLITZO!"

Chink

The stage light was hurtling towards her. At least she would go out on the best note she could've gone out on. Before Verosika could think her last thought … something pushed her.

SMASH

She looked down to see the stage light smashing an empty spot … and the boy in a blue dress on top of her, blood coming down from his leg. "That's going to leave a mark." He grumbled. "First the shoulder and now my leg … as long as my stomach stays intact, I'll take this as a win."

"You… you…" Verosika blinked. She wouldn't expect anyone to help her out of a jam like this. Not her posse, not even her bodyguard. She was close to them, sure, but not 'sacrifice yourself for them' close. Hardly any demon was. "Why..

"You looked like you needed help." He shrugged. "Besides, we already won the bet with how many people are dying, so I don't need to worry about you eating me."

"…. Ha, you really are a clueless virgin cutie." She shook her head with a chuckle. "Thanks. You're not an asshole like Blitzo." It was very refreshing too.

"I try not to be." He slowly got up, wincing as he stood. "That's probably gonna bruise …"

"Don't worry about it, little princess." She chuckled as she picked him up reverse bridal style.. he was pretty light. "I'll bring you back to your pose …"

"Oh … thank you." The kid gave her a pretty bright smile. "I usually take what Blitz says with a grain of salt, but you're way nicer than I expected." He blinked. "I say that a lot about demons, and the implications terrify me beyond belief."

"Don't be." She smiled as she rubbed her forehead against his. "Hell is other people, but not everyone wants to make life hell. Not even demons."

"I guess I can check that out …" They nodded. "Looks like Millie's finishing off the monster." She turned to see the girl imp absolutely slaughter the kaiju. "... Terrifying."

"Yep …" Verosika nodded, a small smile on her lips as she walked back. Genuine sincerity… she hadn't felt that since the prick first dated her. Oh the things she wanted to do to this boy right now … but she would hold off ... for now that is.

Iruma winced as Millie wrapped up his leg. "How's that treatin ya, tot?"

"Still sore, but less so." He nodded as he tried to stand up, Millie supporting him when he was about to fall backwards. Honestly, Veroskia carrying him during the fight helped a lot. He had no idea why Blitz hated her ... then again he didn't understand most people he met, let alone demons. The nicest ones always popped up where he least suspected it. "How's Moxxie?"

"St-st-stupendous as evaaah, kiddo!" The short imp nodded as he kept spinning around in circles. "Mil mill was so hot and fuckable out there! She pounded that fish like she does my butt on date night!"

"Fuckin called it!" Bliz shouted with a grin. "Not to mention with that monster attack we got a FUCK ton of dead kids, including the client list. That parking space is as good as ours!" Right, all this over a parking space. Now he was reminded why it was hell.

"Dead fuckers not on your list don't count!" Veroskia shouted.

"We just said that we can kill more people than you could fuck, who said they had to be on a list?" Millie smugly smiled.

"You still exposed yourselves up top, and the kid caught it all!" Veroska shouted.

"Yeah, two problems with that skank.." Blitz grinned.

"I got called a possum…." Moxxie fell on the floor. "… I am not a poss

"I'm more surprised people WOULD care." He noted. "So far nobody's done anything about a living kid in hell for the past month. Same goes to the imps using a magic bookk to kill living humans."

"And it ya have an issue with it.." Millie held up a flask that had some kind of yellow liquid in it.

"Is that my-"

"Nu uh uh.." Blitz chuckled. "If you want to keep you fat pink butt out of rehab, I suggest you keep your trap shut around the kid and give us back our parking space." The tall imp shrugged. "Or you can let all of hell now you have even less standard then you let on by not keeping something as simple as a little wager."

"I hope you choke on a sandpaper dildo.." Veroskika grumbled as she rolled her eyes. "Fine, keep your stupid space."

"Hell yeah we fucking WON!"

"But I ain't going back empty handed." She smirked, before turning to Iruma. "Hey kid." The tall pop singer lady walked up to him.

"Did you need…" He didn't get a chance to say anything as the demon placed her lips on his mouth.

"HOAR!" Millie shouted as the tall hellhound guy stopped her from getting closer. "GET ya dirty paws off me! My baby's Chastity is on the line!"

Iruma couldn't fight back.. he wasn't even sure that he should. Veroskia gently caressing his head as her mouth was practicaly dancing inside of his own… she tasted like chocolate.. and that felt nice-wait, no, you still didn't know what was happening here! Was this some kid of demon ritual he was unaware of?

The lady continued to kiss him, her tongue pressing against his until she pulled back. "Nice dress. Really shows off your curves."

"… Did you just kiss a pop star?" Loona questioned.

"….. I understand nothing." Iruma stated breathlessly.

"I'll kill you, I'll kill you you bitch!"

"Little cutie here was my princess in a shining dress, helping little ole me out of a bind. Couldn't just leave without shaking my thanks." The demon winked at him as she blew an air kiss to him. "Take care, Iruma… my doors are always open to you, epically for nights you want to.. experiment."

"Stop flirting with my employees, bitch!" Blitz shouted in rage. "The nerve of that woman …"

"… I have no idea what just happened…" Veroskia was nice, but Iruma didn't think she was that kind of nice to Iruma. He was even more confused than when Octavia kissed him. At least she clarified it was purely friendly and platonic.

… Maybe she just wanted to kiss a guy in a dress. Yeah, that made the most sense. He should probably get it off before it was too late. "Can I take this off before anyone takes embarrassing photos of me?"

"Too late." Loona already took her phone. There went what little pride he has left. Alastor was going to be laughing for days, wasn't he?