"Now dear," Professor Sprout began, "I think I've been very lenient with you."

"Lenient?"

"I have let your Charms' grades slide, despite Professor Flitwick's complaints, and overlooked your baffling amount of Potion's detentions. But, I'm afraid," she continued, "I have to ask-"

"...uh."

"-why you haven't attended a single Defense class this year?"

"Oh!" The girl sighed in relief, casually pushing Tom's diary further into her satchel. "I'm protesting."

"Protesting?"

"Yes, I refuse to study under an unqualified buffoon."

A pause.

"Well, I suppose I could always use more help in the greenhouses."