"You really shouldn't wear yellow, you know."

"Excuse me?"

"Yellow," the young Ravenclaw repeated, stealing the open library seat, "wrackspurts are attracted to deception."

"Yellow is deceptive?"

"Not normally, no. However, on you it seems to be." A tilted head, "Maybe try green?"

"I'm sorry...who are you?"

"Luna Lovegood," here she smiled, "and you're the Hufflepuff organizing the protest."

"Protest?"

"Of Professor Lockhart's class. Can I join? Daddy says you make the best of friends at protests."

"...it's more a boycott, really."

"Oh, can I join that?"

"..."

"..."

"...why not? Welcome aboard, my name is-"