"The first speech I heard Dumbledore give convinced me the man was insane."
Soft chuckles.
"The thing is, Albus Dumbledore was brilliant. But he was also just a person. He liked wooly socks, and exploring Hogwarts. Had an unhealthy obsession with muggle sweets, and an insane collection of knicknacks."
Eyes welled with tears.
"Dumbledore was brilliant because he loved to explore the esoteric. He believed in magic like Love and Redemption. Death, he would think, is just another adventure."
A breath.
"And a funeral, just a place to say a few words. So, here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"